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(The Consumerist)   Girl attempts to pick up a waiter at T.G.I. Friday's with the classiest written pick-up line ever   (consumerist.com) divider line 9
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11568 clicks; posted to Business » on 19 Oct 2012 at 8:35 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-19 11:30:32 AM  
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meanmutton: Of course, no phone number, no nothing. A picture would be nice but let's be honest here, there's about a 95% chance that I'd be happy to oblige her until my tongue falls off.


It's probably fake. Some redditor trying to look like he's so awesome, women are throwing themselves at him.
2012-10-19 12:35:04 PM  
2 votes:

Zappagirl: Girl indeed. She has the penmanship of a small child.


Yep, the same small child who submits all of these fake annotated receipts to sites like Consumerist.
2012-10-19 11:41:17 AM  
2 votes:

meanmutton: Of course, no phone number, no nothing. A picture would be nice but let's be honest here, there's about a 95% chance that I'd be happy to oblige her until my tongue falls off.


Idk we really need to see a picture. I waited tables in college at a TGIF like restaurant and let's just say the sort of female who eats at TGIF and writes a note like that isn't the sort you'd want sitting on your face.

/the drunk college girls spending $9 bucks on watered down drinks were much more subtle
//it was always the much scarier biker chicks who say stuff like this
2012-10-19 08:49:22 AM  
2 votes:
I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.
2012-10-19 08:46:11 AM  
2 votes:
Um, women don't need to have good pick up lines.

Woman: "Would you like to hump like two things humping that like to hump?"

Man: "Yes. Yes, I would like that."
2012-10-19 11:39:56 AM  
1 votes:

meanmutton: Of course, no phone number, no nothing. A picture would be nice but let's be honest here, there's about a 95% chance that I'd be happy to oblige her until my tongue falls off.


Sexually-aggressive women automatically get a +1.5 point bonus to their attractiveness level. A full +2 if it's within 15 minutes of last call.
2012-10-19 11:11:48 AM  
1 votes:
I was never a waiter, but if that happened to me I think my brain would short circuit. She would have so much of my face on her she'd end up bow-legged.

/Giddyup!
2012-10-19 09:12:33 AM  
1 votes:

OtherBrotherDarryl: Um, women don't need to have good pick up lines.

Woman: "Would you like to hump like two things humping that like to hump?"

Man: "Yes. Yes, I would like that."


Fixed for brevity.
2012-10-19 08:38:37 AM  
1 votes:
Girl indeed. She has the penmanship of a small child.
 
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