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(The Consumerist)   Girl attempts to pick up a waiter at T.G.I. Friday's with the classiest written pick-up line ever   (consumerist.com) divider line 60
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11568 clicks; posted to Business » on 19 Oct 2012 at 8:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-19 07:04:54 PM
Sounds like TGI Fridays has finally stopped watering their drinks.
 
2012-10-19 07:26:38 PM

Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.


Just the tip?

/snickers
 
2012-10-19 11:10:21 PM

fickenchucker: I was never a waiter, but if that happened to me I think my brain would short circuit. She would have so much of my face on her she'd end up bow-legged.

/Giddyup!


Came here to say nearly this. If she was halfway decent looking, dude's a pussy for not going after the pussy.
 
2012-10-19 11:20:32 PM
sitt on my face and tell me that you love me I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace youI'll sit on your face and then I'll love you trulyLife can be fine if we both sixty nine If we sit on our faces in all sorts of placesAnd play till we're blown away.
 
2012-10-19 11:45:27 PM
Unlord: [non-CSB]

Almost the exact same story here, except it was a co-worker and there was no baby.
 
2012-10-20 01:53:35 AM

Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.


You sound gay.
 
2012-10-20 03:22:06 AM
Do you have a mirror in your back pocket?..'cause I can see my face in your ass!
 
2012-10-20 10:48:24 AM

Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.


But then you got the shaft.
 
2012-10-20 04:55:21 PM
www.powdermag.com
 
2012-10-22 11:08:08 AM
 
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