Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.
OtherBrotherDarryl: Um, women don't need to have good pick up lines.Woman: "Would you like to hump like two things humping that like to hump?"Man: "Yes. Yes, I would like that."
Tr0mBoNe: I love to hear you oralize,while I'm between your thighs.You blow me away!
recoil47: Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.Just to see how it feels?
meanmutton: Of course, no phone number, no nothing. A picture would be nice but let's be honest here, there's about a 95% chance that I'd be happy to oblige her until my tongue falls off.
Zappagirl: Girl indeed. She has the penmanship of a small child.
Ring of Fire: Man: Let's play carnival.Woman: What's that?Man: You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
BarkingUnicorn: Zappagirl: Girl indeed. She has the penmanship of a small child.Yep, the same small child who submits all of these fake annotated receipts to sites like Consumerist.
Hey, I know we just met and this is crazy, but I want to ride your face, so call me, maybe?
HempHead: Are sure it was a chick that wrote the note?
Toquinha: Tr0mBoNe: I love to hear you oralize,while I'm between your thighs.You blow me away!Came here for this, leaving happy.
KellyX: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 380x284]Hey, I know we just met and this is crazy, but I want to ride your face, so call me, maybe?
streetzed: Celebrities pick up redditors on Twitter: [www.jonegarrett.com image 783x868]
hugram: ♫ I got one leg on my shoulder...Two legs on my shoulders...bghrhhghrhghhgs. ♫
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