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(News.com.au)   Sarah Jessica Parker has unbridled enthusiasm about Sex in the City 3. Cynthia Nixon says neigh   (news.com.au ) divider line
    More: Fail, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, sexes, Kim Cattrall, The Carrie Diaries, Sex and The City, Kristin Davis  
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2340 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Oct 2012 at 6:54 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-19 07:16:59 AM  
I don't think this movie would have much carriage any more. If so would it be need to be whipped into shape? I think some of the shots may need to be cropped though if the director can't be reined in,Whom ever is saddled with this abomination should be put out to pasture once it's finally turned into glue
 
2012-10-19 07:17:53 AM  
Another SATC stinker is imminent?

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2012-10-19 07:30:38 AM  
Hay, subby, you oat to know better.
 
2012-10-19 07:32:53 AM  
The carpet muncher has some sense.
 
2012-10-19 07:56:26 AM  
I heard she was giddy up until she read the script
 
2012-10-19 08:03:42 AM  
Cynthia's response gives Sarah Jessica Parker a long face.
 
2012-10-19 08:06:22 AM  
Great, another movie about four New York horse.
 
2012-10-19 08:18:45 AM  

foo monkey: Great, another movie about four New York horse.


Well the last movie wasn't set in NY. They were galloping all over the place.
 
2012-10-19 08:19:59 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: foo monkey: Great, another movie about four New York horse.

Well the last movie wasn't set in NY. They were galloping all over the place.


What setting will they trot over to in this film?
 
2012-10-19 08:23:40 AM  
What could Sarah possibly have done to trigger such responses?
 
2012-10-19 08:34:04 AM  
Billy Mumphrey agrees
 
2012-10-19 08:35:32 AM  
This franchise is getting a little long in the tooth.
 
2012-10-19 08:37:45 AM  

Cythraul: To The Escape Zeppelin!: foo monkey: Great, another movie about four New York horse.

Well the last movie wasn't set in NY. They were galloping all over the place.

What setting will they trot over to in this film?


Well the last one was Arabian so maybe this one will be Andalusian? Either way they're just hitching their cart to Sarah Jessica Parker's fame and hoping she'll pull them to through.
 
2012-10-19 08:48:22 AM  
Carrie would get back in the saddle again dating but end up in another bridal dress.
 
2012-10-19 08:48:42 AM  
Kristin Davis is one of the sexiest women I've even seen. She defines beauty and femininity.

Big fun: drop Nixon, maybe even JSP and have the others meet up with the AbFab girls for a whacky adventure.
 
2012-10-19 08:50:07 AM  
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2012-10-19 09:06:49 AM  
The end of 30 Rock was hilarious last night.
 
2012-10-19 09:08:05 AM  
In this case I think it behooves Miss Parker to listen to Miss Nixon.

/ is she still married to Ed Furlong?
 
2012-10-19 09:11:54 AM  
Carrie looked her best in the second movie.

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2012-10-19 09:47:43 AM  
WHY???????


WHY WOULD THEY EVEN ATTEMPT TO DO THIS!??!??
 
2012-10-19 09:56:10 AM  
So can they apply for a Dancing Horse credit like Mitt Romney?
 
2012-10-19 10:12:32 AM  
Hay, you couldn't expect the cast to be stable forever.
 
2012-10-19 10:14:24 AM  

LandOfChocolate: Billy Mumphrey agrees


He was just a simple country boy, a cockeyed optimist who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
 
2012-10-19 10:29:51 AM  
She's a horse face.
 
2012-10-19 10:34:55 AM  
...something about beating a dead horse...
 
2012-10-19 10:42:44 AM  
Another headline to add to the list of SJPhorse headlines on Fark. I forget who kept track of it, but that was awesome. Keep 'em coming, don't rein it in.
 
2012-10-19 10:53:33 AM  

amyhobbit: ...something about beating a dead horse...


I think we can ride it a bit more.
 
2012-10-19 11:03:31 AM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Cythraul: To The Escape Zeppelin!: foo monkey: Great, another movie about four New York horse.

Well the last movie wasn't set in NY. They were galloping all over the place.

What setting will they trot over to in this film?

Well the last one was Arabian so maybe this one will be Andalusian? Either way they're just hitching their cart to Sarah Jessica Parker's fame and hoping she'll pull them to through.


Nah, they're going to take a page out of the horror series playbook. When you've completely run out of ideas, have the next one take place in space. They'll call it Sex and the Space Station.
 
2012-10-19 11:05:00 AM  

Neondistraction: Nah, they're going to take a page out of the horror series playbook. When you've completely run out of ideas, have the next one take place in space. They'll call it Sex and in the Space Station.


FTFM
 
2012-10-19 11:05:49 AM  
Every man ever has happily watched that show and there's no use denying it. Gay men watched for the same reason chicks did, and straight men just watched with the sound off for the boobies.

/ but maybe not so much now...
// Kristin Davis is still yummy
/// every single character was absolutely despicable though and the dialogue was infuriatingly stupid
 
2012-10-19 11:20:45 AM  

Cythraul: amyhobbit: ...something about beating a dead horse...

I think we can ride it a bit more.


Hay, as long as these movies for vapid twunts, that are made by vapid twunts, and played by vapid twunts, keep being trotted out, this bit will always be a manestay of people who detest such content....Unless that, it will never get old.

Unless they add in zombies ala Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or some similar sort of thing where the whole point of the movie is changed and something is jockeyed un-naturally into place, but magically works. I'd maybe pony up to see something like that.

OK, I'll feel bad if this happens, but I've got to mention it now. There's got to be a Godwin type of rule for anyone who takes it further than that....don't want to turn it into a pony thread.
 
2012-10-19 11:31:04 AM  
You know, after all the BS they fed fans about New York being the fifth character on that show, to have the entire second movie take place not in it was hilarious.
 
2012-10-19 11:43:15 AM  
Hay!!!! Oats are expensive.
 
2012-10-19 11:57:59 AM  
Why do they keep trotting these movies out there?
 
2012-10-19 12:17:31 PM  
I can't clop to this!
 
2012-10-19 12:18:13 PM  
awww crap...

i'm married. I'm not a betting man, but I know the scorecard. odds are I'll have to watch this from the grandstands
 
2012-10-19 12:25:29 PM  
The second movie was so terrible I cannot believe they considered a third.
 
2012-10-19 12:31:00 PM  
Will this one have some actual sex in it?

If NO, go to PASS.
 
2012-10-19 12:49:29 PM  
Am I the only that thinks this meme was never funny?
 
2012-10-19 12:51:36 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Am I the only that thinks this meme was never funny?


Get off your high horse.
 
2012-10-19 01:30:28 PM  
"I know what the story is. It's a small story, but I think it should be told,'' the actress said. "The question is, what's the right time to tell it?''

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2012-10-19 01:35:19 PM  
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Whether I'm talking about SJP, the series, or the meme... Well, that's for you to decide.

/hot like... well, no.
 
2012-10-19 01:52:45 PM  
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...all the way to the bank.
 
2012-10-19 02:06:39 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Am I the only that thinks this meme was never funny?


Stop being such a neigh-sayer.
 
2012-10-19 02:21:43 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Every man ever has happily watched that show and there's no use denying it. Gay men watched for the same reason chicks did, and straight men just watched with the sound off for the boobies.

/ but maybe not so much now...
// Kristin Davis is still yummy
/// every single character was absolutely despicable though and the dialogue was infuriatingly stupid


There were boobs?
 
2012-10-19 02:33:50 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Every man ever has happily watched that show and there's no use denying it. Gay men watched for the same reason chicks did, and straight men just watched with the sound off for the boobies.

/ but maybe not so much now...
// Kristin Davis is still yummy
/// every single character was absolutely despicable though and the dialogue was infuriatingly stupid


I watched enough of that show to fly into a rage at the characters. Not since the beginning of Cloverfield have I ever wished for a giant monster to appear and crush that pack of shallow, vacuous wastes of skin and space.

Cloverfield delivered. SitC still causes me to fly into inconsolable rage.
 
2012-10-19 02:35:59 PM  

Detinwolf: Bith Set Me Up: Am I the only that thinks this meme was never funny?

Stop being such a neigh-sayer.


Try not to saddle him with such negativity.
 
2012-10-19 02:48:24 PM  

Rent Party: I watched enough of that show to fly into a rage at the characters


That's because you don't get the irony. My theory is that the whole series is one giant, ironic joke on women as written by a misogynist. It's the only way to explain why the main character is nothing but a vapid, useless, meandering nincompoop with a vagina who has no definition to her life unless she's around a vapid, useless meandering nincompoop with a penis. It also explains why the most "empowered" woman in the show is actually nothing more than a particularly lively RealDoll.

If you must watch it, try watching it as a joke ON women rather than a joke FOR women. It makes a lot more sense that way.
 
2012-10-19 03:23:18 PM  
Aw hellz. Cynthia Nixon just wrote the whole damn movie for them.

SCENE 1
Orchestral music swell. Camera up on Manhattan skyline in OCTOBER. Bright foliage remains on trees, but a slight breeze causes leaves to dance and fall. We follow camera as it flies through New York streets, catching bright rays of mid afternoon sunshine on glass. Intercut with landmarks. Camera moves through urban scape, finally entering park scape. Camera flies up over tree stand, and zooms in on 3 friends, holding each others hands at graveside. They are all fashionably dressed and weeping. Camera zooms further to gravestone, reading HOBBES.

Or perhaps something less serious? A camped out whack a day adventure as the friends attempt to travel the country with an urn full of ashes?

There's nothing to fap to here anymore. Not even with Kristen Davis.
 
2012-10-19 04:02:27 PM  
Sex in the City 3 (The Golden Girls)
 
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