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(KTAR Phoenix)   Meghan McCain says she's not voting with her vagina, presumably because the voting levers aren't placed low enough   (ktar.com) divider line 252
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2012-10-19 08:54:55 AM
Maybe she just can't find it under her FUPA.
 
2012-10-19 09:40:56 AM
+1 lulz
 
2012-10-19 09:40:59 AM
So she's voting for Democrats?
 
2012-10-19 09:41:00 AM
"As a pro-life female Republican voter, I'm mentioning the word vagina because it's a quick way to get mentioned on blogs," she told News/Talk 92.3 KTAR's Mac & Gaydos on Tuesday.
 
2012-10-19 09:41:04 AM
Subby owes me a keyboard. Damnit.
 
2012-10-19 09:41:23 AM
Oh, right, I heard that too, we are supposed to vote with our "lady smarts," not our "lady parts."

/So vote Republican
//apparently that is the only way I can be "smart"
///whatever
 
2012-10-19 09:41:51 AM
Someone else out there IS voting with their vagina, because the last time I voted, the lever was moist and smelled vaguely of urine and musk.
 
2012-10-19 09:41:52 AM
And Michelle Obama won't be voting with her ass
www.mizozo.com
 
2012-10-19 09:41:54 AM
Was this done in that nailin palin flick?>
 
2012-10-19 09:42:52 AM
She's clearly not using her brain, either.
 
2012-10-19 09:43:19 AM

redqueenmeg: Oh, right, I heard that too, we are supposed to vote with our "lady smarts," not our "lady parts."


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-19 09:43:34 AM
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2012-10-19 09:43:56 AM
I imagine she'll put the lever between her boobs and pull it down that way.

/fap
 
2012-10-19 09:45:04 AM
She is like most Americans. They want fiscal responsibility AND personal freedom.........it is people like her who will hopefully one day purge the GOP of the tea baggers and bible pounders and give us the party that we've wanted for decades.
 
2012-10-19 09:45:42 AM
This will make an interesting segment on Family Guy
 
2012-10-19 09:45:45 AM
So she is going to vote for a boob then.
 
2012-10-19 09:46:02 AM

redqueenmeg: Oh, right, I heard that too, we are supposed to vote with our "lady smarts," not our "lady parts."

/So vote Republican
//apparently that is the only way I can be "smart"
///whatever


Don't worry, I get it from both sides. If I vote Republican then I actively want women to be raped, as a government policy. If I vote Libertarian, then I want to rape women.

And if I vote Green party, I want to be raped by women...

Go Green party!

/somehow I don't think that's right either
 
2012-10-19 09:46:20 AM
Okay, which of you Farkers contributed that excellently-well-thought-out comment under the name ILOVESB1070?
 
2012-10-19 09:46:23 AM
She tried that last time, and a team of divers is still up there trying to recover the voting machine.
 
2012-10-19 09:46:34 AM
I have trouble getting hot about Meghan's vaghina. She ain't no Barbara W. Bush, thatsferdamsure.
 
2012-10-19 09:47:42 AM

redqueenmeg: Oh, right, I heard that too, we are supposed to vote with our "lady smarts," not our "lady parts."

/So vote Republican
//apparently that is the only way I can be "smart"
///whatever


Mother of God, how are you doin'? You must not slum much in liter land, I can't believe I have never seen your profile. Nice hair. 

Yes, I am totally hitting on you in a Fark thread, I am shameless.
 
2012-10-19 09:48:02 AM

Citrate1007: She is like most Americans. They want fiscal responsibility AND personal freedom.........it is people like her who will hopefully one day purge the GOP of the tea baggers and bible pounders and give us the party that we've wanted for decades.


So, the GOP will be, like, 2000 people?
 
2012-10-19 09:48:16 AM

Mose: redqueenmeg: Oh, right, I heard that too, we are supposed to vote with our "lady smarts," not our "lady parts."

/So vote Republican
//apparently that is the only way I can be "smart"
///whatever

Don't worry, I get it from both sides. If I vote Republican then I actively want women to be raped, as a government policy. If I vote Libertarian, then I want to rape women.


You said Republican twice.

Seriously, though, why are politicians still droning on about rape? Don't they know by now that it's a losing strategy?
 
2012-10-19 09:48:22 AM
yes, this fattie is voting in the interests of her trust fund, not surprising.
 
2012-10-19 09:49:25 AM
Congratulations to Hollywood for coming out of the closet and admitting they see women as a collection of body parts, which does its thinking with its sex organs. Classy.
 
2012-10-19 09:50:02 AM

Citrate1007: She is like most Americans. They want fiscal responsibility AND personal freedom.........it is people like her who will hopefully one day purge the GOP of the tea baggers and bible pounders and give us the party that we've wanted for decades.


What is it with this vision of what the GOP should be? It's like someone found a brochure under a rock and it's gospel.

The GOP hasn't been small government and fiscally responsible since before Eisenhower.

Their platform is a lie. It's never been for those "values". They state them to win over dupes in elections and then proceed to fark them over by selling out to banks and job outsourcers and off-shore profit and tax shelterers while letting the projects and systems serving the "common good" rot, along with the people who were foolish enough to vote for them.

"Keep the government's hands off my medicare!"

*facepalm*
 
2012-10-19 09:50:13 AM

stoli n coke: Seriously, though, why are politicians still droning on about rape? Don't they know by now that it's a losing strategy?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 09:50:15 AM

Citrate1007: She is like most Americans. They want fiscal responsibility AND personal freedom.........it is people like her who will hopefully one day purge the GOP of the tea baggers and bible pounders and give us the party that we've wanted for decades.


Riiiiight. Until that happens they'll keep voting for tea baggers and bible thumpers cuz they're still better than dem damn democrats. So when will the GoP rid itself of its waste when they keep electing said waste?
 
2012-10-19 09:50:17 AM
i read this thinking it was about dick cheney's daughter. I thought, thanks subby, not the vagina i wanted to think about (also, it seemed relevant, since she's gay).

but, at least I'd rather hear what she has to say then think about her vagina. but, then i realized then i read the article... and i guess this sentiment got reversed.
 
2012-10-19 09:50:24 AM

Citrate1007: She is like most Americans. They want fiscal responsibility AND personal freedom.........it is people like her who will hopefully one day purge the GOP of the tea baggers and bible pounders and give us the party that we've wanted for decades.


Your newsletter...subscribe me...
 
2012-10-19 09:50:45 AM

stoli n coke: Mose: redqueenmeg: Oh, right, I heard that too, we are supposed to vote with our "lady smarts," not our "lady parts."

/So vote Republican
//apparently that is the only way I can be "smart"
///whatever

Don't worry, I get it from both sides. If I vote Republican then I actively want women to be raped, as a government policy. If I vote Libertarian, then I want to rape women.

You said Republican twice.

Seriously, though, why are politicians still droning on about rape? Don't they know by now that it's a losing strategy?


They like rape.
 
2012-10-19 09:51:37 AM
Yeah she's the rich daughter of a senator. None of the anti-woman legislation they support would ever impact her in the slightest. They go on a vacation to Paris to get abortions.
 
2012-10-19 09:52:04 AM
This isn't "interesting", by the by. It's another insipid attempt by the Right to "eloquently" suggest that any voting decision that takes sexuality or gender issues into consideration is somehow stupid.

Only it isn't.

It especially isn't when a woman who arguably among the least affected by the legislation this refers to is the one making this kind of commentary.

I suppose she won't be voting with her uterus either, presumably because she can't get the lever past her cervix, amirite?
 
2012-10-19 09:53:00 AM
This just in: Rich White Woman votes for a Republican
 
2012-10-19 09:53:18 AM
Going with boobs.
 
2012-10-19 09:54:09 AM

THX 1138: Okay, which of you Farkers contributed that excellently-well-thought-out comment under the name ILOVESB1070?


That wasn't a darker that was pretty typical of what we see around here. AZ Central was full of people like that poster. Commenting has gone away on that site because of a subscription to model but these people just jumped ship to KTAR and evtribune.
 
2012-10-19 09:54:21 AM
Well, duh. She's rich.
 
2012-10-19 09:55:23 AM
"I'm voting with my pocketbook and when it comes to national security"

When it comes to national security, you're what? What a Palin-esque comment.
 
2012-10-19 09:55:59 AM
Yeah, when none of the limitations you are supporting are actually going to apply to you, it's pretty easy to be on board.
 
2012-10-19 09:56:02 AM
I'd let her pull my lever.

/not that she'd want to
 
2012-10-19 09:56:15 AM

proteus_b: yes, this fattie is voting in the interests of her trust fund, not surprising.


The government spent your trust fund on your public education and welfare, sorry about that.

2.2 Trillion dollars in social program spending in the Federal Budget works out to over $500,000 for each child born in the US in any given year on average. So your $500,000 trust fund was squandered in your name on a bunch of social services you may or may not every need.....

But wouldnt it have been nice to have the benefit of the earned interest on $500k every year while you were growing up? It could have paid for top notch private education, health insurance, books, food, and lodging for you. Instead it bought you a crappy free public education and an IOU in case you wind up poor and need assistance later in life.

Oh and if there are controls on what you can spend the money on limiting your parents to reimbursements for education health care, SNAP-level assistance, and lodging assistance.....there could be as much as 1.5 million dollars in compound interest left in your trust fund when you turn 21.......And as much a 65 milllion in it when you retire after paying your health care insurance every year your entire life.

But dont sweat it, we spent the exact same amount of money that could have turned every child born in america ever year into Millionaires.......on the welfare state!!!!!! Yay demorats!
 
2012-10-19 09:56:32 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: "I'm voting with my pocketbook and when it comes to national security"

When it comes to national security, you're what? What a Palin-esque comment.


So she is endorsing Obama here?
 
2012-10-19 09:56:58 AM

Citrate1007: She is like most Americans. They want fiscal responsibility AND personal freedom.........it is people like her who will hopefully one day purge the GOP of the tea baggers and bible pounders and give us the party that we've wanted for decades.


This comment would make sense if the GOP were about fiscal responsibility, but it hasn't been for decades.
 
2012-10-19 09:57:27 AM
Shut up, Meg.
 
2012-10-19 09:57:44 AM

SkunkWerks: This isn't "interesting", by the by. It's another insipid attempt by the Right to "eloquently" suggest that any voting decision that takes sexuality or gender issues into consideration is somehow stupid.

Only it isn't.


If there was a party trying to ban condoms or ensure that every sexual act resulted in a child, you could bet your ass that men would be voting with their genitals.
 
2012-10-19 09:57:54 AM

Mose: redqueenmeg: Oh, right, I heard that too, we are supposed to vote with our "lady smarts," not our "lady parts."

/So vote Republican
//apparently that is the only way I can be "smart"
///whatever

Don't worry, I get it from both sides. If I vote Republican then I actively want women to be raped, as a government policy. If I vote Libertarian, then I want to rape women.

And if I vote Green party, I want to be raped by women...

Go Green party!

/somehow I don't think that's right either


But it's the lesser evil.
 
2012-10-19 09:58:14 AM

archichris: derpderpderpityDOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!


Trolling used to mean something. Fark deserves better than this gibberish.
 
2012-10-19 09:58:17 AM
That's because she can always take her vagina to Mexico or Canada for her "procedures". Lots of women can't now. And lots more women won't be able to if Romney is elected.

Say good-bye to elective abortions, ladies. It's not your body, it belongs to the State.
 
2012-10-19 09:59:05 AM

archichris: The government spent your trust fund on your public education and welfare "defense" and social "reform", sorry about that.


FIFTY
 
2012-10-19 09:59:12 AM

archichris: proteus_b: yes, this fattie is voting in the interests of her trust fund, not surprising.

The government spent your trust fund on your public education and welfare, sorry about that.

2.2 Trillion dollars in social program spending in the Federal Budget works out to over $500,000 for each child born in the US in any given year on average. So your $500,000 trust fund was squandered in your name on a bunch of social services you may or may not every need.....

But wouldnt it have been nice to have the benefit of the earned interest on $500k every year while you were growing up? It could have paid for top notch private education, health insurance, books, food, and lodging for you. Instead it bought you a crappy free public education and an IOU in case you wind up poor and need assistance later in life.

Oh and if there are controls on what you can spend the money on limiting your parents to reimbursements for education health care, SNAP-level assistance, and lodging assistance.....there could be as much as 1.5 million dollars in compound interest left in your trust fund when you turn 21.......And as much a 65 milllion in it when you retire after paying your health care insurance every year your entire life.

But dont sweat it, we spent the exact same amount of money that could have turned every child born in america ever year into Millionaires.......on the welfare state!!!!!! Yay demorats!


what the fark. Do you know what a trust fund is?
 
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