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(KCRG)   The second worst part about elementary school music class: When the teachers tells everyone to spit on you (first place still belongs to having to play the recorder)   (kcrg.com ) divider line
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2012-10-19 10:36:52 AM  
I think both go hand in hand subby.
 
2012-10-19 10:37:21 AM  
No, first place belongs to the disgusting bucket of water used to "sanitize" the recorder.
 
2012-10-19 10:37:22 AM  
Having read the story:

(a) Student had it coming.
(b) Teacher was wrong to encourage the same behaviour in others.
 
2012-10-19 10:37:59 AM  
And then having that dumped on your head. At the insistence of the teacher.
 
2012-10-19 10:39:12 AM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

JaXon? Really? Ck wasn't good enough for you?
 
2012-10-19 10:39:52 AM  

namegoeshere: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

JaXon? Really? Ck wasn't good enough for you?


CkS. Dammit.
 
2012-10-19 10:40:38 AM  

namegoeshere: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

JaXon? Really? Ck wasn't good enough for you?


It makes it easy to spot the precious little snowflakes by their misspelled names
 
2012-10-19 10:46:38 AM  
I don't think there's a kid alive who, when presented with a recorder, hasn't played it by sticking it up their nose.
 
2012-10-19 10:52:19 AM  

Nurglitch: Having read the story:

(a) Student had it coming.
(b) Teacher was wrong to encourage the same behaviour in others.


Yup. Nothing more to say here.
 
2012-10-19 10:52:42 AM  
Elementary school music teachers have got to be the most frustrated, self loathing creatures around. My oldest son accidentally knocked over a drum in 1st grade, and that fat bastard held a grudge for five years.
 
2012-10-19 11:06:42 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Elementary school music teachers have got to be the most frustrated, self loathing creatures around. My oldest son accidentally knocked over a drum in 1st grade, and that fat bastard held a grudge for five years.


Your fat bastard son held a grudge for five years?
 
2012-10-19 11:08:53 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Elementary school music teachers have got to be the most frustrated, self loathing creatures around. My oldest son accidentally knocked over a drum in 1st grade, and that fat bastard held a grudge for five years.


THIS!!!

Had a similar situation in grade school. Nothing knocked over, but the music teacher held a grudge against me for four or five years for pointing out that she made a simple mistake (didn't even realize it was a mistake myself, I was confused so I asked why she was referring to a note differently than she had before). Got to love folks in education who have thin skin.
 
2012-10-19 11:12:59 AM  
Meh, as far as I'm concerned teachers are part of the problem with schools and it won't get any better until we have robots with all pervasive security teaching and enforcing the rules in schools.
 
2012-10-19 11:13:05 AM  
I believe that the worst part of elementary music class is hearing your kid play "Hot Cross Buns" over and over again every night.
 
2012-10-19 11:14:22 AM  
Nuthin' wrong with playin' the recorder.

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2012-10-19 11:30:19 AM  

meathome: Got to love folks in education who have thin skin.


Why my grade in Spanish suffered: I could do math better than the teacher, who resented me pointing it out.

/ I'm trying to teach the kids that life isn't fair - but have to admit the schools do it so, so much better.
 
2012-10-19 11:44:42 AM  
general music teacher asshole-ness aside...I'm pretty sure I'd be going to jail if this was my kid...woman or not, that biatch needs an asskicking ...YOU'RE THE FARKING ADULT HERE YOU STUPID TWAT!!!!
 
2012-10-19 11:48:00 AM  

wish I was: I believe that the worst part of elementary music class is hearing your kid play "Hot Cross Buns" over and over again every night.



Der-nau-nau..nau-nau-naunau..der-nau-nau-naunau.

Every guitar player knows 'Smoke on the Water'. Literally the only thing my sister learned to play on the bass.

/now I know what Pink Floyd meant by "bought a guitar to punish your mom"
//Best way to wake people up: Give your steel-string acoustic a strum at three in the morning.
 
2012-10-19 11:48:21 AM  
Your kid's a brat and deserved what happened.
 
2012-10-19 12:09:12 PM  
And by "recorder", you mean penis, right?
 
2012-10-19 12:29:11 PM  
Obviously the problem is we aren't paying teachers enough. O.o
 
2012-10-19 12:32:15 PM  
It's bad enough the euphonium section tongue their mouthpieces all the time!
 
2012-10-19 12:50:34 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: namegoeshere: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

JaXon? Really? Ck wasn't good enough for you?

It makes it easy to spot the precious little snowflakes by their misspelled names


Whenever I see something like this I always think of the comment I once read: "You haven't made your kid special. All you've done is sentenced them to a life of having to spell out their name."
 
2012-10-19 01:39:56 PM  
How many band students does it take to take a shower?
 
2012-10-19 04:16:55 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Elementary school music teachers have got to be the most frustrated, self loathing creatures around. My oldest son accidentally knocked over a drum in 1st grade, and that fat bastard held a grudge for five years.


I actually had a music teacher in grade school that was nice. The school fired him.
 
2012-10-19 11:40:41 PM  

Nurglitch: Having read the story:

(a) Student had it coming.
(b) Teacher was wrong to encourage the same behaviour in others.


Yep.

Everybody did wrong. Let's move on.
 
2012-10-19 11:47:15 PM  
"They're not going to touch her, she's covered in spit!"

/Poor Meg.
 
2012-10-20 03:59:11 AM  

mama2tnt: meathome: Got to love folks in education who have thin skin.

Why my grade in Spanish suffered: I could do math better than the teacher, who resented me pointing it out.

/ I'm trying to teach the kids that life isn't fair - but have to admit the schools do it so, so much better.



Wait... why'd you point out to your Spanish teacher that you were better at math? Seems kinda uncalled for...
 
2012-10-20 01:25:03 PM  
Kid needed to be taught a lesson, and I think this teacher did her job effectively.
 
2012-10-20 03:37:24 PM  
when I was 6, I wanted a guitar. No guitar was forthcoming. Then I got into grade school. Every birthday and christmas, I asked for a guitar. No guitar forthcoming. In the second (?, not sure which, really) grade, they said you can take recorder lessons. Really? Even at that young age, when I wasn't exactly in the habit yet of questioning adults, I was like "What is this ca-ca?" How is the recorder, the lowly crap bastard of the flute/woodwind family, even remotely similar to the guitar? What part of "I want a guitar with 6 strings on it" did you fail to understand? I think I lasted 2 lessons on that blasted piece of shiat.
 
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