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(CNN)   When you come to a fork in the road, take it   (cnn.com) divider line 31
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2012-10-18 11:32:34 PM  
I never get tired of Yogi quotes.

\nice one Subby
 
2012-10-19 12:00:57 AM  
Frederick: I never get tired of Yogi quotes

Is that where Johnny Carson got it from?
 
2012-10-19 12:12:39 AM  
The city should have left it up.
 
2012-10-19 12:18:05 AM  
Forking petty bureaucrats
 
2012-10-19 12:45:33 AM  
I wish he'd taken a photo of himself actually LOLing.  I've heard rumor of that on the interwebby, but it's like the ever elusive Yeti.  I would have owed him a keyboard.
 
2012-10-19 12:53:23 AM  
 
2012-10-19 01:09:55 AM  
SPOOOOON!

/wat?
 
2012-10-19 01:40:09 AM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/obscure?
 
2012-10-19 02:14:36 AM  
I'm not surprised that Carlsbad wouldn't have a sense of humor about it. I hated that city. I can't think of anything redeeming about it.
 
2012-10-19 03:40:24 AM  

Frederick: I never get tired of Yogi quotes.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

"I never said most of the things I said."
 
2012-10-19 04:37:59 AM  

davidphogan: I'm not surprised that Carlsbad wouldn't have a sense of humor about it. I hated that city. I can't think of anything redeeming about it.


Legoland?

I mean, I'm a colossal nerd, but I'd rather go to Legoland than Disneyland.
 
2012-10-19 04:43:38 AM  

calbert: /obscure?


Nothing is obscure on fark.

/Also, it was referenced in the article
 
2012-10-19 04:50:30 AM  
Rob at cockeyed.com has some good tales of hijinx about silly and fake signs.
 
2012-10-19 04:51:15 AM  
I bet you if it were a spoon in the road they woulda left it there. Forking racists
 
Skr
2012-10-19 05:08:45 AM  
I usually hit knives in the road, people are always cutting me off.
 
2012-10-19 05:18:57 AM  

calbert: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 713x540]

/obscure?


Thank you!

I was going to post it. :-D
 
2012-10-19 05:28:17 AM  
i1292.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 05:39:52 AM  
Some guy dressed as a city worker just pulls it out and leaves?

I say we find him and make him fork it over.
 
2012-10-19 05:42:57 AM  

calbert: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 713x540]

/obscure?


That is my favorite part in the movie except when the line "I was almost gone with the schwinn." was said.
 
2012-10-19 05:47:48 AM  
Fork them for taking it down.
 
2012-10-19 06:03:11 AM  

Frederick: I never get tired of Yogi quotes.

\nice one Subby


So,. when you come to the fork in the road, bear left.
 
2012-10-19 06:16:41 AM  

This is a late parrot: calbert: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 713x540]

/obscure?

That is my favorite part in the movie except when the line "I was almost gone with the schwinn." was said.


"Bear left."
"Right, frog,"
 
2012-10-19 06:54:53 AM  
Fork these spoilsports.
 
2012-10-19 08:01:41 AM  

calbert: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 713x540]

/obscure?


Bear right
 
2012-10-19 08:49:20 AM  

dendawg: [i1292.photobucket.com image 550x610]


You know, I can never understand why David Caruso has TWO sunglasses in the third pane...
 
2012-10-19 10:01:00 AM  
For some reason "Why The Fork Not?" Has me in stitches.
 
2012-10-19 10:14:02 AM  
no one comes to this thread anymore, it's too crowded
 
2012-10-19 11:18:48 AM  
Link

Pasadena has a big one.

/now line up alphabetically according to height.
 
2012-10-19 11:22:00 AM  
Movin' right along in search of good times and good news,
With good friends you can't lose,
This could become a habit!
Opportunity knocks once let's reach out and grab it (yeah!),
Together we'll nab it,
We'll hitchhike, bus or yellow cab it!
(Cab it?)

Movin' right along.
Footloose and fancy-free.
Getting there is half the fun; come share it with me.
Moving right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon).
We'll learn to share the load.
We don't need a map to keep this show on the road.

(Hey, that song is sounding better Fozzie.)

Movin' right along,
We've found a life on the highway.
And your way is my way,
So trust my navigation.

California here we come, the pie-in-the-sky-land.
Palm trees, and warm sand.
Though sadly we just left Rhode Island.
(We did what?!)
(Just forget it.)

Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon).
Hey LA, where've you gone?
Send someone to fetch us, were in Sasketchewan!

Movin' right along (doog-a-doon doog-a-doon).
You take it, you know best.
Hey, I've never seen the sun come up in the West?

Movin' right along.
We're truly birds of a feather,
We're in this together and we know where we're going.
Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down.
We're storming the big town,
(Yeah, Storm is right should it be snowing?)
(Uh, no I don't think so...)

Movin' right along,
Do I see signs of men?
Yeah, "welcome" on the same post that says "come back again."
Moving right along, nice town!
Footloose and fancy-free,
You're ready for the big time...
Is it ready for me?

Movin' right along,
Movin' right along,
Movin' right along,
Movin' right along.
 
2012-10-19 11:36:05 AM  


It's not news, it's..... FORK

 
2012-10-19 12:05:19 PM  
it's not news. it's GAY.
 
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