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(Guardian)   The guy who owns Abecrombie and Fitch likes his flight attendants to play Phil Collins while prancing around in boxers and flip-flops   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 46
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2012-10-19 12:08:09 AM  
i188.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 12:18:44 AM  
What? They are weird and extremely creepy. As long as they pay their goddamn taxes I don't give a sh*t what they do. Eliminate his carried-interest loophole and I'll send him my sister at no cost!
 
2012-10-19 01:06:52 AM  
Came for the American Psycho ref, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-19 02:08:52 AM  
It doesn't sound like the flight attendants are required to be shirtless or pantsless. In fact, the boxer briefs are part of a comprehensive uniform including A&F shirts and jeans.

NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-19 02:10:54 AM  
He doesn't own it subby... FYI.
 
2012-10-19 02:12:07 AM  
How about forgetting the naked guys, and let's just focus:

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-19 02:15:38 AM  
Dear Subtard. It is owned by The Limited or whatever it is calling itself these days. It is a public company which means it is most likely owned by anybody who has a 401(k) or pension. In other words, gramma owns it.
 
2012-10-19 02:17:26 AM  
Why sport Ambercrombie and Finch when you can roll with Tommy Hillfinger
 
2012-10-19 02:20:37 AM  
I imagine that he's the sole owner of one of those solid gold prostate massagers.

/Don't ask the employees what they do with the brown gloves.
 
2012-10-19 02:22:09 AM  
The guy who owns Abecrombie and Fitch likes his flight attendants to play Phil Collins while prancing around in boxers and flip-flops

How do I know you didn't read the article?

/for those companies that still own corporate jets - company uniforms are the norm
//I'm curious why they didn't cover the female entire? after all - the guy is straight but a little too obsessed with youth
 
2012-10-19 02:25:51 AM  

gingerjet: The guy who owns Abecrombie and Fitch likes his flight attendants to play Phil Collins while prancing around in boxers and flip-flops

How do I know you didn't read the article?

/for those companies that still own corporate jets - company uniforms are the norm
//I'm curious why they didn't cover the female entire? after all - the guy is straight but a little too obsessed with youth


The guy who owns the clothing company with the most homoerotic catalogues ever?
 
2012-10-19 02:27:16 AM  
You can wear my hat, you can have my coat, you can take my shirt..

/farking hate that song
//still sticks in my head
 
2012-10-19 02:30:25 AM  

gingerjet: The guy who owns Abecrombie and Fitch likes his flight attendants to play Phil Collins while prancing around in boxers and flip-flops

How do I know you didn't read the article?

/for those companies that still own corporate jets - company uniforms are the norm
//I'm curious why they didn't cover the female entire? after all - the guy is straight but a little too obsessed with youth


You know how I know YOU didn't read the article:

"When Michael, Matthew [Smith, Jeffries' partner], or a guest make a request, respond by saying 'No Problem'.

He's not straight (Matt isn't his business partner), and he hires models so he can demand they all be male (and meet his appearance standards) without facing a discrimination suit. They do that at stores as well.
 
2012-10-19 02:31:24 AM  
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FARKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FARKING ABERCROMBIE BASTARD!
 
2012-10-19 02:32:20 AM  

BeerGraduate: Why sport Ambercrombie and Finch when you can roll with Polo, Ralph Lauren.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-19 02:35:45 AM  
. . .Yup, that's pretty fargin' weird.
 
2012-10-19 02:36:39 AM  
Wow. Gayomatic.
 
2012-10-19 02:40:15 AM  

obamadidcoke: /Man, I really miss the automatic preview. I'm not responsible enough for this stuff.


If only they'd been considerate enough to put a preview button next to it.
 
2012-10-19 02:40:50 AM  
imageshack.us
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
 
2012-10-19 02:48:50 AM  
Welcome to the 1% club.

What a world we live in!
 
2012-10-19 02:54:01 AM  
Wasn't this the guy that had 20 or so plastic surgeries to look like his models?

/weird
 
2012-10-19 02:57:46 AM  

On The Wrong Throne: Wasn't this the guy that had 20 or so plastic surgeries to look like his models?

/weird


Yup!

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/03/17/the-scariest-ceo-in-ame r ica/
 
2012-10-19 03:00:47 AM  

On The Wrong Throne: Wasn't this the guy that had 20 or so plastic surgeries to look like his models?

/weird


He looks like one of the pod people.
 
2012-10-19 03:01:39 AM  

obamadidcoke: Want

/Man, I really miss the automatic preview. I'm not responsible enough for this stuff.


Seeing what the Politics Tab has turned into recently I'm thinking of lobbying for that to come back. Some of those folks really need to read what they've written one more time before posting.
 
2012-10-19 03:03:15 AM  

skinink: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FARKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FARKING ABERCROMBIE BASTARD!


I don't always fly my MIG-31. But when I do... Who am I kidding. I always fly my MIG-31.
 
mhd
2012-10-19 03:05:53 AM  
If we'd be talking about female flight attendants slash models, Fark would probably collectively high-five him and roll out the Tony Stark memes.

But yeah, he generally seems to be tres weird.
 
2012-10-19 03:07:54 AM  

L.D. Ablo: On The Wrong Throne: Wasn't this the guy that had 20 or so plastic surgeries to look like his models?

/weird

He looks like one of the pod people.


I would go with the satan spawn of Mickey Rourke and Cortney Stodden or whatever their names are, but I'll settle on "Gay face full of poison" Awful, yes. Wrong? No.
 
2012-10-19 03:59:56 AM  
www.awestomy.com
 
2012-10-19 04:07:25 AM  
It would be hypocritical of me to fault the guy. If I had a gazillion dollars and an airplane, I would hire very sexy female flight attendants and require them to wear naughty uniforms. Yeah, I'd probably do a lot of crap that might get me sued, but hey, you only live once.
 
2012-10-19 04:55:51 AM  

NewportBarGuy: What? They are weird and extremely creepy. As long as they pay their goddamn taxes I don't give a sh*t what they do. Eliminate his carried-interest loophole and I'll send him my sister at no cost!


Given that he likes his STEWARDS (read: men) dressed that way, he wouldn't care about your sister...

... just sayin'.

NTTAWWT.
 
2012-10-19 05:17:51 AM  
Did some consulting work for them several years back. Almost everyone on campus was 26 or younger, The entire two weeks I was there I could have counted the number of people that looked over 30 on two hands with several fingers left over. Yes, I'm including the lunch ladies in their cafeteria. It was the weirdest age grouping I've ever seen in a corporate setting.

On the plus side everyone got to have their favorite A&F model wearing a bikini or otherwise on their desktop or as a poster. They also had giant 8-10 foot tall ad posters of models wearing next to nothing scattered around the campus. To be honest though, I think I saw more guy models in bikini's than girl models in bikinis. Lots of eye candy everywhere you went...
 
2012-10-19 05:32:09 AM  

No. No. No!

the-rush-movie-trivia.ugo.com
When you get to your hotel room walk around barefoot on the carpet making fists with your toes


/Farking California
 
2012-10-19 05:53:20 AM  
www.creativereview.co.uk
/dnrtfa
 
2012-10-19 05:53:38 AM  
I'm told by a reputable source that when these d-bags fly their private plane into Provincetown, where they own a large beach house, they can supposedly start the hot tub via remote control while still in flight so it's hot when they get there.
 
2012-10-19 05:59:06 AM  

powhound: How about forgetting the naked guys, and let's just focus:

[i46.tinypic.com image 101x135]


I just don't care for Oriental Asian women, their vaginas are sooo blocky.
 
2012-10-19 07:09:08 AM  
Link it like it's hot...
i245.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 07:54:04 AM  
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
 
2012-10-19 08:14:54 AM  

NewportBarGuy: What? They are weird and extremely creepy. As long as they pay their goddamn taxes I don't give a sh*t what they do. Eliminate his carried-interest loophole and I'll send him my sister at no cost!


Send your brother.
 
2012-10-19 08:20:28 AM  

powhound: How about forgetting the naked guys, and let's just focus.


Let's not.

madmikesamerica.com 

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-19 08:30:31 AM  
www.nypost.com

Michael Jeffries is watching you prance around in your boxers.
 
2012-10-19 11:10:18 AM  
i.imgur.com
NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-19 11:12:16 AM  

Macular Degenerate: I'm told by a reputable source that when these d-bags fly their private plane into Provincetown, where they own a large beach house, they can supposedly start the hot tub via remote control while still in flight so it's hot when they get there.


As if there was any doubt.
 
2012-10-19 12:34:09 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: [www.awestomy.com image 639x319]


Okay. I almost clicked Add Comment then saw this .... brilliant!
 
2012-10-19 12:36:57 PM  

On The Wrong Throne: L.D. Ablo: On The Wrong Throne: Wasn't this the guy that had 20 or so plastic surgeries to look like his models?

/weird

He looks like one of the pod people.

I would go with the satan spawn of Mickey Rourke and Cortney Stodden or whatever their names are, but I'll settle on "Gay face full of poison" Awful, yes. Wrong? No.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 09:34:46 PM  

fusillade762: obamadidcoke: Want

/Man, I really miss the automatic preview. I'm not responsible enough for this stuff.

Seeing what the Politics Tab has turned into recently I'm thinking of lobbying for that to come back. Some of those folks really need to read what they've written one more time before posting.


Just out of curiosity, where did it go? I post all the time and hit enter after entering in my creds and it goes to preview.
 
2012-10-19 10:01:26 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: fusillade762: obamadidcoke: Want

/Man, I really miss the automatic preview. I'm not responsible enough for this stuff.

Seeing what the Politics Tab has turned into recently I'm thinking of lobbying for that to come back. Some of those folks really need to read what they've written one more time before posting.

Just out of curiosity, where did it go? I post all the time and hit enter after entering in my creds and it goes to preview.


Now you have the "Add Comment" button which posts without
 
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