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(Daily Mail)   Seduced by your teacher at 16 thereby robbing of your childhood? Oh yeah, that's surely worth $10 million   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 83
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2012-10-18 11:58:29 PM
FTFA:

The lawyer representing Eng is claiming his client was traumatized by what happened and that it left him the 'subject of scorn and ridicule'.

Bullshiat. Bull farking shiat.

Unless the word "traumatized" now means "overjoyed" and "the subject of scorn and ridicule" now means "high fived and respected".

Of course, maybe the guy tells his mommy this stuff so she will STFU, but no way in hell a healthy 16-year-old guy is going to be traumatized by nailing a decent looking teacher with crazy eyes.

Hell, he was so traumatized, he admitted having oral sex and intercourse with Sayar between eight to 12 times.

If the majority of us guys were so traumatized in high school, we would have been the happiest students ever!

fark you, Helicopter Mommy. fark you and your cash grab.
 
2012-10-19 12:45:10 AM
A friend of mine is friends with Vili. Vili spends most of his time out at bars and hanging out with his friends while Mary Kay stays home taking care of the kids.

True love finds a way.
 
2012-10-19 12:49:14 AM
static.tvguide.com
 
2012-10-19 12:49:16 AM
Sorry read that as 'throbbing of your childhood' that is all
 
2012-10-19 12:49:34 AM
"Sayar used the authority and power of her position to place the infant in a vulnerable position,

i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 12:50:07 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

The lawyer representing Eng is claiming his client was traumatized by what happened and that it left him the 'subject of scorn and ridicule'.

Bullshiat. Bull farking shiat.

Unless the word "traumatized" now means "overjoyed" and "the subject of scorn and ridicule" now means "high fived and respected".

Of course, maybe the guy tells his mommy this stuff so she will STFU, but no way in hell a healthy 16-year-old guy is going to be traumatized by nailing a decent looking teacher with crazy eyes.

Hell, he was so traumatized, he admitted having oral sex and intercourse with Sayar between eight to 12 times.

If the majority of us guys were so traumatized in high school, we would have been the happiest students ever!

fark you, Helicopter Mommy. fark you and your cash grab.


Maybe the kid was ghey
/Now he will get more harassment
 
2012-10-19 12:51:19 AM

Snapper Carr: "Sayar used the authority and power of her position to place the infant in a vulnerable position,

[i1127.photobucket.com image 600x377]


Yeah, that jumped out at me. How is a 16-year old kid who's on the football team "an infant"?
 
2012-10-19 12:53:15 AM
"The couple exchanged 3,856 text messages during a span of 17 days."

How in the hell do you do that?
 
2012-10-19 12:55:15 AM
What was the mom thinking when she sent her infant to Horndog High? Where's the parental responsibility here?
 
2012-10-19 12:56:04 AM
16 is the new 1.
 
2012-10-19 12:59:54 AM
I'd let her rob my childhood....err...adulthood
 
2012-10-19 01:00:00 AM
Well shiat, the sequel to 'A Christmas Story' owes me and my childhood a hell of a lot more than that.
 
2012-10-19 01:00:58 AM
For a century and a half the awkward 15 year old male was introduced to manhood by a school marm. This was often the crucial means of making the boy into a man who would start to shower and groom and become a functioning member of society.

It's a sad thing that social media has made people too stupid to hide this banging. I can think of three teachers I should have had that action with who fell short. A few years ago my parents actually went and asked me if such a thing had happened. Sigh, no.
 
2012-10-19 01:02:55 AM
If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.
 
2012-10-19 01:02:59 AM
The only traumatizing thing i remember about teenhood was the part where i didn't have boobies to play with.
 
2012-10-19 01:04:12 AM

The One True TheDavid: "The couple exchanged 3,856 text messages during a span of 17 days."

How in the hell do you do that?


Allowing 8 hours to sleep, it's about 15 messages per hour per day. I have to figure most of them were as inane as calling a 16-year-old an infant.
 
2012-10-19 01:04:51 AM

Erom: The only traumatizing thing i remember about teenhood was the part where i didn't have boobies to play with.


This. Every girl in my high school, and a handful from middle school, owe me $1,000,000 each.
 
2012-10-19 01:06:27 AM

TastyEloi: Snapper Carr: "Sayar used the authority and power of her position to place the infant in a vulnerable position,

[i1127.photobucket.com image 600x377]

Yeah, that jumped out at me. How is a 16-year old kid who's on the football team "an infant"?


Just think about the impressionable sheeple who read the news without personal filters...how influenced they are; and power of the press.

The press has fallen a long way from being the 4th estate.
 
2012-10-19 01:07:11 AM

crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.


I'd still think $10 million was pretty goddamn outrageous.
 
2012-10-19 01:08:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: A friend of mine is friends with Vili. Vili spends most of his time out at bars and hanging out with his friends while Mary Kay stays home taking care of the kids.

True love finds a way.


Fun fact: The first child that was born from that union, Audrey is now roughly the same age as Villi when he became her dad. That age being 13.
 
2012-10-19 01:10:33 AM
some women forget all about the legendary quantity of meat gobbling they did in HS and go batshiat crazy once they squeeze one out between their tired aging thighs. oh noes! my spawn doing pretty much what i did? best call the police, call the lawyers. what an arse.
 
2012-10-19 01:13:18 AM
I would have given up my childhood for an awesome teenagehood like that.
 
2012-10-19 01:15:08 AM

FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

The lawyer representing Eng is claiming his client was traumatized by what happened and that it left him the 'subject of scorn and ridicule'.

Bullshiat. Bull farking shiat.

Unless the word "traumatized" now means "overjoyed" and "the subject of scorn and ridicule" now means "high fived and respected".

Of course, maybe the guy tells his mommy this stuff so she will STFU, but no way in hell a healthy 16-year-old guy is going to be traumatized by nailing a decent looking teacher with crazy eyes.

Hell, he was so traumatized, he admitted having oral sex and intercourse with Sayar between eight to 12 times.


Also the thousands of text messages. Unless every one from him was a variation of "Leave me alone, I don't want to have sex with you anymore".
 
2012-10-19 01:16:15 AM

crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.


Boys and girls are different.
 
2012-10-19 01:17:41 AM
The first rule of farking the hot teacher club is that you don't talk about farking the hot teacher club.
 
2012-10-19 01:18:17 AM
 
2012-10-19 01:20:33 AM

TomD9938: Boys and girls are different.


Thank heaven.
 
2012-10-19 01:21:45 AM

crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.


That would most certainly be outrageous as it does not involve a shotgun.
 
2012-10-19 01:23:01 AM
FirstNationalBastard: FTFA:

The lawyer representing Eng is claiming his client was traumatized by what happened and that it left him the 'subject of scorn and ridicule'.

Bullshiat. Bull farking shiat


Sustained, counselor.
 
2012-10-19 01:23:15 AM

crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.


Tired of hearing this argument. An adult male sticking his #!@& in a young girl is much more invasive than, some horny half-wit female teacher making a teenage boys life that much less miserable by giving him something fantasizes about 48 times a day.

There's a difference here, and it's just another example of the many inequities in life.
 
2012-10-19 01:23:49 AM

And the husband kinda dresses like a IBM worker from the 70's.


www.nypost.com

 
2012-10-19 01:25:47 AM

crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.


16 is legal in over half the country, so yeah, it would be outrageous.

Now granted, legal age in NY is 17, so it would be smarter to wait a year or so.
 
2012-10-19 01:26:31 AM
It may seem like a lot, but after this poor kid goes through all the therapy required to rebuild his shattered soul, he'll probably have less than $9.999M left.
 
2012-10-19 01:32:47 AM

Gyrfalcon: crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.

I'd still think $10 million was pretty goddamn outrageous.


agreed. In what universe does the damage caused by otherwise-consensual sex (yes, I know, they can't legally give consent) rise to "never have to work a day for the rest of your life" level? Call it $100k and be happy it's even that much.
 
2012-10-19 01:36:32 AM
1) Have sex with hot teacher
2) Have sex with hot teacher
3) Have sex with hot teacher
4) Have sex with hot teacher
5) Have sex with hot teacher
6) Have sex with hot teacher
7) Have sex with hot teacher
8) Have sex with hot teacher
9) Profit?
 
2012-10-19 01:42:38 AM

skinink: And the husband kinda dresses like a IBM worker from the 70's.
[www.nypost.com image 299x300]


Jesus, what a twat. No wonder she's sleeping with a high school kid. She needed someone mature.
 
2012-10-19 01:44:47 AM

crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.


um, yes. right here, THIS GUY would think that was outrageous.
 
2012-10-19 01:46:25 AM

EdNortonsTwin: crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.

Tired of hearing this argument. An adult male sticking his #!@& in a young girl is much more invasive than, some horny half-wit female teacher making a teenage boys life that much less miserable by giving him something fantasizes about 48 times a day.

There's a difference here, and it's just another example of the many inequities in life.


Girls dont fantasize about any of their teachers?
 
2012-10-19 01:46:26 AM
Well, mom, you're way more embarrassing to your son than everyone finding out he was with a hipster 20 years his senior. I bet she thought he never touched himself at night either or looked at naked ladies on the internet.
 
2012-10-19 01:50:58 AM
16 and male, and I imagine heterosexual.
Probably screwing the teacher 'cause the little 16 year old girlfriend
wouldn't give it up. Had a couple of high school teacher I wish had
abused me like this poor boy.
 
2012-10-19 01:59:50 AM

I sound fat: EdNortonsTwin: crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.

Tired of hearing this argument. An adult male sticking his #!@& in a young girl is much more invasive than, some horny half-wit female teacher making a teenage boys life that much less miserable by giving him something fantasizes about 48 times a day.

There's a difference here, and it's just another example of the many inequities in life.

Girls dont fantasize about any of their teachers?


Of course they do but only about getting married and holding hands on white sand beaches and reading poetry to one another. Never about their hot chemistry teacher who also coaches soccer and rugby showering naked with them and getting friendly.
 
2012-10-19 02:04:55 AM

TenJed_77: 16 and male, and I imagine heterosexual.
Probably screwing the teacher 'cause the little 16 year old girlfriend
wouldn't give it up. Had a couple of high school teacher I wish had
abused me like this poor boy.


You're the winnar!

FTA- "After hacking Eng's Facebook account, the girl found messages he had sent to Sayar which read, 'I love you so much' and 'I always loved you, since last year'.

Sayar replied: 'Oh no - I'm not putting myself out there again. I made that mistake last night and you couldn't handle it.'

Despite this, the teacher gave the boy her mobile number and ordered him to delete their conversations.

Devastated, the girl informed school officials of the pair's exchanges, and confronted her boyfriend."

/Haters gonna hate
 
2012-10-19 02:10:00 AM

I sound fat: EdNortonsTwin: crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.

Tired of hearing this argument. An adult male sticking his #!@& in a young girl is much more invasive than, some horny half-wit female teacher making a teenage boys life that much less miserable by giving him something fantasizes about 48 times a day.

There's a difference here, and it's just another example of the many inequities in life.

Girls dont fantasize about any of their teachers?


Speak for yourself, I guess? I lusted after my third year Spanish teacher something awful. Finally hooked up with him after high school, but just barely. He was horrible in bed.

/named his penis Speedy Gonzales
//no, really, he did
 
2012-10-19 02:19:54 AM

Despair of the Cheese: I sound fat: EdNortonsTwin: crab66: If this were a father suing for ten million because his 16 year old daughter had sex with a 35 year old male teacher no one would think it was outrageous.

Tired of hearing this argument. An adult male sticking his #!@& in a young girl is much more invasive than, some horny half-wit female teacher making a teenage boys life that much less miserable by giving him something fantasizes about 48 times a day.

There's a difference here, and it's just another example of the many inequities in life.

Girls dont fantasize about any of their teachers?

Speak for yourself, I guess? I lusted after my third year Spanish teacher something awful. Finally hooked up with him after high school, but just barely. He was horrible in bed.

/named his penis Speedy Gonzales
//no, really, he did


So, you were looking for something more like a Slowpoke Rodriguez?
 
2012-10-19 02:21:10 AM

EdNortonsTwin: Tired of hearing this argument. An adult male sticking his #!@& in a young girl is much more invasive than, some horny half-wit female teacher making a teenage boys life that much less miserable by giving him something fantasizes about 48 times a day.

There's a difference here, and it's just another example of the many inequities in life.


Thank you for proving my point.
 
2012-10-19 02:26:28 AM
Oh and boys and girls are different. At 16 girls are more mentally and sexually mature. They know exactly what they are doing. They fantasize too.


Your daughters are not angels. They are probably not virgins. Your little princess if probably taking on a couple of black dudes right now.

And if they aren't yet. They will be soon.

Deal with it.
 
2012-10-19 02:31:02 AM

crab66: Your daughters are not angels. They are probably not virgins. Your little princess if probably taking on a couple of black dudes right now.

And if they aren't yet. They will be soon.

Deal with it.


Good grief -what did your mom/gf/anywoman do to you?
 
2012-10-19 03:39:08 AM
Please. Dude was getting this on the side while he also had a girlfriend. No wonder he was boasting about it and his hs gf found out.
 
2012-10-19 03:50:38 AM

crab66: EdNortonsTwin: Tired of hearing this argument. An adult male sticking his #!@& in a young girl is much more invasive than, some horny half-wit female teacher making a teenage boys life that much less miserable by giving him something fantasizes about 48 times a day.

There's a difference here, and it's just another example of the many inequities in life.

Thank you for proving my point.


if your point was that life isn't fair, then you're welcome.
 
2012-10-19 03:54:12 AM
It is not silly. It is perfectly defensible. Law cannot operate with double standards (actually It can but it is not desirable). Anything else would be discriminatory. I do not care about your boyish fantasies and what you wanted to do when you were 15.
 
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