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(Amazon)   Nine pages. Ten minutes. 99¢. Written by a TFarker. Surely it can't be THAT bad? And hey... it fits Halloween   (amazon.com) divider line 16
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2012-10-18 10:23:32 PM  
I am LlamaGirl and I support this story!
 
2012-10-19 12:40:54 AM  
I am Vodka Zombie, and I support LlamaGirl's support of this story.
 
2012-10-19 01:17:29 AM  
I am Hoban Washburne, and I bought this thing because it was less than a dollar.

/shiat, I hope I didn't get tricked again
 
2012-10-19 05:32:00 AM  
I am libranoelrose and I don't know how to read an ebook.
 
2012-10-19 06:28:02 AM  
アイアムーアビレージーアメリカンガイアンドーアイカノーットリードイングリッシュ。
 
2012-10-19 06:34:07 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: アイアムーアビレージーアメリカンガイアンドーアイカノーットリードイングリッシュ。


SWIMMING FOR HIS LIFE
 
2012-10-19 06:41:08 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 11:20:40 AM  
11¢ per page, eh? At that rate, a 300-page novel would cost $33. "To Kill a Mockingbrid" is 296 pages, and Amazon sells that for $8. Are you more than 4 times the writer that Harper Lee is, submitter? ARE YOU?!
 
2012-10-19 12:30:35 PM  

Uzzah: 11¢ per page, eh? At that rate, a 300-page novel would cost $33. "To Kill a Mockingbrid" is 296 pages, and Amazon sells that for $8. Are you more than 4 times the writer that Harper Lee is, submitter? ARE YOU?!


I hope you get papercuts and they get infected and your fingers fall off. Seriously. You're an asshole
 
2012-10-19 12:40:43 PM  

Uzzah: 11¢ per page, eh? At that rate, a 300-page novel would cost $33. "To Kill a Mockingbrid" is 296 pages, and Amazon sells that for $8. Are you more than 4 times the writer that Harper Lee is, submitter? ARE YOU?!


Here's a litle education for you,

Amazon has a set pricing on things. You (the royal one, but not the royal pain in the ass one) can choose how much it costs to purchase. The catch? You can't go under 99 cents unless you give it away for free. The catch on the free? It is only for a few days per month.

But here's something for you, Mr. Complainer.... pirate the story. It's out there. I've seen it. I don't allow DRM on the stuff I put up to Amazon. You can pirate it freely and move it to any device you wish.

Because hey.... taking the time to get a short story free instead of supporting a fellow Farker with 99 cents (of which I get 30 cents of) is just as important as spouting nonsense and casting aspersions upon a person you don't know; calling out a person who was more brave than you for sharing his mental art with the masses instead of smearing his verbal feces upon the walls.

So go forth and stick your forked tongue into the carcass of the arts; stab the beast until it's dead a thousand times. Then, when you see the blood and bile upon your skin that won't wash clean, will you realize the error of your actions.

Of course, by then, it will be too late to reverse the course you've set upon.
 
2012-10-19 01:49:37 PM  
LlamaGirl and spidermann:

Here's one for each of you:

firedaily.com

firedaily.com

Now then, sit back, take a deep breath, and consider the concept that writing should be evaluated on a price-per-page basis. Seems kinda silly, doesn't it? Why do you suppose someone would purport to advocate such a patently silly idea?
 
2012-10-19 03:45:55 PM  
*yawn*

Just buy the frogdamn story!
 
2012-10-19 09:14:34 PM  
I am Fark Me To Tears -- and yes, even I, the crotchety old fart purchased this story and read it, and I have to say that I liked it. God help me, I liked it.

/now GTFOML... all of you
 
2012-10-19 09:23:37 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: I am Fark Me To Tears -- and yes, even I, the crotchety old fart purchased this story and read it, and I have to say that I liked it. God help me, I liked it.

/now GTFOML... all of you


Thank you for enhancing my shoe budget!!!!
 
2012-10-19 09:26:06 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: I am Fark Me To Tears -- and yes, even I, the crotchety old fart purchased this story and read it, and I have to say that I liked it. God help me, I liked it.

/now GTFOML... all of you


Yay! Someone else who liked it!

:D
 
2012-10-20 03:01:11 PM  
Fun read.
 
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