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2012-10-18 08:45:02 PM
Simple answer to this, don't inspect your bowel movements. Just shut the lids and flush.
 
2012-10-18 08:51:17 PM
A classic that was.
 
2012-10-18 08:51:44 PM
Red poop thread!
 
2012-10-18 08:53:02 PM
Mexican Restaurant Syndrome.
 
2012-10-18 08:57:52 PM
You know, I love spicy foods, the hotter the better. I never have gastrointestinal issues afterward. No cramps, no upset stomach, no "fire in the hole", so to speak. I often wonder why people keep eating food like that if it causes them that much distress. I mean, I love my boyfriend's seven alarm chili, but if every time I ate it, it felt like my asshole was on fire, I wouldn't eat it anymore. Life's too short to eat foods that make you sick.
 
2012-10-18 09:00:18 PM
 
2012-10-18 09:02:36 PM

Coco LaFemme: Life's too short to eat foods that make you sick.


Life's too short to not eat delicious foods even if they make you sick!
 
2012-10-18 09:04:39 PM
Sydney "Halo" Scofield, Jr. scoffs at Flaming Hot Cheetos.

/Srsly, Grrlpower is one of the.funniest new webcomics out there
 
2012-10-18 09:08:57 PM
I had a friend who drank a bunch of vodka & cranberries at a New Years Eve party I hosted one time. He got sick and started vomiting red. His GF at the time freaked the F*CK out.

/csb
 
2012-10-18 09:13:19 PM
Too much blue Gatorade on a hangover Sunday turns my poop blue. It's my fav color. I've thought of it, but never tried alternating between blue, green, and maybe orange to see if I can poop a rainbow.
 
2012-10-18 09:13:56 PM
I once ate a small bag of the Flamin' Hot Cheetos. When confronted with a candy-red color in the toilet water the next morning, I remembered the night before. I can imagine a parent freaking out about it.
 
2012-10-18 09:14:23 PM
Pepto Bismol can turn your stool as black as night, which is a bad sign of GI bleeding.

/the more you know
//had a massive, perforated ulcer that nearly killed me at the relatively tender age of 31, which is now why I know what foods and medicines cause weird turds so I won't freak out over nothing
 
2012-10-18 09:16:23 PM
I always look at the color of my stool. Yeah, getting old.
 
2012-10-18 09:20:08 PM
Because the spicy snack contains a lot of red food dye, it can turn the stools of people who eat large quantities red or orange. Parents and kids may mistakenly assume that it is a sign of blood in the stool, leading to panicked trip to the hospital.

www.drinkwhat.com

Is it kind of like drinking too much of this stuff made kid's poop turn neon green?
 
2012-10-18 09:24:42 PM

fusillade762: I had a friend who drank a bunch of vodka & cranberries at a New Years Eve party I hosted one time. He got sick and started vomiting red. His GF at the time freaked the F*CK out.

/csb


And you wouldn't if someone started vomiting red?
 
2012-10-18 09:24:55 PM
He warned that people with a history of GERD or gastroesophageal reflux -- which may cause heartburn and acid reflux -- should avoid the spicy treat because it can lead to a flare-up of their conditions.

ERMHAGERD
 
2012-10-18 09:36:43 PM
FTFA: research suggests the snacks may create a brain response similar to what is seen in individuals who are addicted to illicit substances.

SAY WUUUT??!!

I eat these things soaked in Tabasco sauce. And I mean soaked. Stupid Cajun blood demands spices hot enough to make me see through time, or else it becomes displeased.
 
2012-10-18 09:37:19 PM
Poop thread?
 
2012-10-18 09:38:59 PM

GAT_00: fusillade762: I had a friend who drank a bunch of vodka & cranberries at a New Years Eve party I hosted one time. He got sick and started vomiting red. His GF at the time freaked the F*CK out.

/csb

And you wouldn't if someone started vomiting red?


Not if I'd watched them chugging cranberry juice all night.
 
2012-10-18 09:39:35 PM
 
2012-10-18 09:41:04 PM
I just read TFA, and I have to say that it sounds more like an advertisement for the Flamin' Hot Cheetos rather than a warning about them.

It's like the ED drug commercials that tell you to "Contact your doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours."
 
2012-10-18 09:58:40 PM
If you're eating enough of anything that your stool takes on the color of the food coloring contained in the product, you're eating too much of it.

Parents please, look at the recommended servings sizes and feed your children an appropriate fraction of that depending on their age.

Can we please get a huge injection of common Farking sense into this world?!?!
 
2012-10-18 10:04:48 PM
members.multimania.co.uk
 
2012-10-18 10:25:48 PM

spelletrader: If you're eating enough of anything that your stool takes on the color of the food coloring contained in the product, you're eating too much of it.



Ever eat beets?

/Mmmm. Beets
 
2012-10-18 10:31:47 PM

GAT_00: violentsalvation: Poop thread?

Let's break out the oldies but goodies


That's so awful it's good.
 
2012-10-18 10:46:09 PM

spelletrader: Can we please get a huge injection of common Farking sense into this world?!?!


No. That's the function of government... or so it would seem.


(BTW, fantastic job on Oct. Surprise)
 
2012-10-18 10:55:29 PM
But, St. Louis Children's Hospital pediatrician Dr. Kathleen Berchelmann pointed out to CBS station KMOX-TV in St. Louis, Mo. that you have to eat quite a bit of the red snack to see red in your stool. It may be it may be a sign of another health risk -- over-eating.
 
2012-10-18 10:57:48 PM
I am a pediatrician. I can vouch for this 100%. Those damn cheetos are the #1 reason for ER visits for "blood in the stool" amongst kids.

/the kids call 'em "hot chips."
 
2012-10-18 10:57:55 PM
i253.photobucket.comWere you there when they crucified my Chester?
 
2012-10-18 11:12:07 PM

basemetal: Because the spicy snack contains a lot of red food dye, it can turn the stools of people who eat large quantities red or orange. Parents and kids may mistakenly assume that it is a sign of blood in the stool, leading to panicked trip to the hospital.



Is it kind of like drinking too much of this stuff made kid's poop turn neon green?


I was thinking of that stuff. I had a bit of it driving from the bay area to San Diego. I was a bit freaked out.
 
2012-10-18 11:33:14 PM
 
2012-10-18 11:41:08 PM

MajorGroove: I am a pediatrician. I can vouch for this 100%. Those damn cheetos are the #1 reason for ER visits for "blood in the stool" amongst kids.

/the kids call 'em "hot chips."



I'll have to remember that the next time I have to get a Coca Cola bottle removed from my colon.  Um, I mean, salient point I'll have to remember to tell brap jr.'s pediatrician that next time his stools are bloody, wait, is it too late to change my answer?  Oh dear, the doorbell just rang, I fear it's Child Protective Services again.
 
2012-10-19 12:56:03 AM

GAT_00: violentsalvation: Poop thread?

Let's break out the oldies but goodies


Knew what it was going to be before I clicked.

/Is Gaboo still around these days?
 
2012-10-19 12:57:58 AM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: research suggests the snacks may create a brain response similar to what is seen in individuals who are addicted to illicit substances.

SAY WUUUT??!!

I eat these things soaked in Tabasco sauce. And I mean soaked. Stupid Cajun blood demands spices hot enough to make me see through time, or else it becomes displeased.


You and me both, brother, though I'm not an actual Cajun. But having lived in South Louisiana my whole adult life (about 18 years), food that doesn't make me openly weep and see dead people just bores me. Not that there's not plenty of great, non-spicy food in New Orleans (a big misconception, because there's more than enough to please even the sissiest palate). I just get bored with it. Hell, I put habanero sauce on my beignets.

P*ssies.
 
2012-10-19 01:06:35 AM

CavalierEternal: GAT_00: violentsalvation: Poop thread?

Let's break out the oldies but goodies

Knew what it was going to be before I clicked.

/Is Gaboo still around these days?


I can't recall ever seeing him, but I don't go into TFD. It's like /b/ but retarded and run by middle schoolers.
 
2012-10-19 01:14:23 AM
I'm still waiting to find a food that will turn my stool bright blue. Once that happens I can die happy.

/after taking lots of pictures
 
2012-10-19 01:23:11 AM
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This Crew Disagrees
 
2012-10-19 01:33:29 AM
Tell me about it...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 02:41:53 AM
Yeah, if you eat nothing but Flamin' Hot Cheetos...or a big old bag of em, (Just like I had done in my fatter days.) Then yeah... it can have an ...interest effect.
 
2012-10-19 07:54:42 AM

spelletrader: If you're eating enough of anything that your stool takes on the color of the food coloring contained in the product, you're eating too much of it.

Parents please, look at the recommended servings sizes and feed your children an appropriate fraction of that depending on their age.

Can we please get a huge injection of common Farking sense into this world?!?!


One small bowl of Kaboom turned your shiat blue and green for days. That stuff was naaaaaaasty.
 
2012-10-19 07:55:24 AM
Nope, nothing wrong here.
 
2012-10-19 07:58:24 AM
In our family and my circle of friends, we call this "Bad Pizza Tail"
 
2012-10-19 07:59:25 AM
i50.tinypic.com

Unrelated article picture says it all
 
2012-10-19 07:59:40 AM
Guinness does some interesting things to mine...
 
2012-10-19 07:59:55 AM

Amos Quito: spelletrader: If you're eating enough of anything that your stool takes on the color of the food coloring contained in the product, you're eating too much of it.


Ever eat beets?

/Mmmm. Beets


Beets + asparagus = total excrement devastation

In fact, that's how I got my kids to eat things like beets and asparagus. "Wait 'till you see what happens when you go to the bathroom! It's so cool!"
 
2012-10-19 08:00:59 AM
And here I thought this was going to be about the next iteration of butt-chugging.
 
2012-10-19 08:01:58 AM
fecal occult


Is the new name of my band.
 
2012-10-19 08:02:10 AM

Bontesla: Hot Cheetos and Taqis


That was awesome! You just made my day. I'll have to show that video to the kids.

I can't take credit for it, but by some miracle my kids are NOT complete wimps. They love, love, love Takis and we haven't had any since they each got a bag in their Easter baskets last spring. I'll have to grab some for Halloween.
 
2012-10-19 08:03:52 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i50.tinypic.com image 350x518]

Unrelated article picture says it all


I clicked that link; some of those pics are hysterical

/jacking.
 
2012-10-19 08:04:12 AM
www.bizarreworldfoods.com
 
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