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(Smithsonian Magazine)   If the zombie apocalypse should come, shoot the crows. Seriously   (blogs.smithsonianmag.com) divider line 102
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2012-10-18 06:23:56 PM
Anyone who has ever played a zombie-shooting video game could tell you that.
 
2012-10-18 06:47:18 PM
Why, are you worried about someone injecting crow shiat into your veins?
 
2012-10-18 08:57:41 PM
And if it doesn't come, shoot them anyway.
 
2012-10-18 09:22:13 PM
They spread the Andromeda Strain, too.
 
2012-10-18 10:19:14 PM
Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' tranny.
 
2012-10-18 10:21:02 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' tranny.


I don't think Jill has a penis.
 
2012-10-18 10:21:24 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' tranny.


transexuals do tend to complain a lot.....
 
2012-10-18 10:21:44 PM
But I like crows!
 
2012-10-18 10:22:51 PM
Well, stone the crows...
 
2012-10-18 10:24:38 PM
basemetal: Why, are you worried about someone injecting crow shiat into your veins?

The lab researchers are going to be the ones who contract the zombie disease first, plus they have a ton of needles and the drive to infect things.
 
2012-10-18 10:24:57 PM
Lonesome Crow is the best Scorpions album without Uli Jon Roth.
 
2012-10-18 10:27:27 PM
adam duritz is first to die
 
2012-10-18 10:27:47 PM
this is why i can't have nice things like tacos de sesos anymore :(
 
2012-10-18 10:28:16 PM
 
2012-10-18 10:29:53 PM
Well, this is unfortunate.


/likes crows way better than people
 
2012-10-18 10:31:04 PM
According to World War Z, consuming zombie flesh is deadly. So the crows would die until they learned to avoid Zach.
 
2012-10-18 10:35:18 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' tranny.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Biden sounds racist.
 
2012-10-18 10:37:00 PM
Prions actually can stand up to your standard incineration as well. So by subby's logic we need to avoid brain-eating dragons as well.
 
2012-10-18 10:37:31 PM

Omahawg: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' tranny.

transexuals do tend to complain a lot.....


Especially when you insist on constant piggy back rides.
 
2012-10-18 10:38:45 PM
Zombies aren't real, idiots.
 
2012-10-18 10:40:13 PM
3critical.files.wordpress.com

Finds all this crow shooting talk objectionable.
 
2012-10-18 10:42:24 PM
You should do that anyway. They are the eyes and ears of the Dark One.
 
2012-10-18 10:43:50 PM
planetmedia.gamespy.com
Well duh. And Dobermans.
 
2012-10-18 10:44:12 PM
I guess they call them a murder of crows for a reason.
 
2012-10-18 10:44:21 PM

FatherChaos: Better get Rick and Shane.


Ah man, you should have saved that pic for caturday

/stupid cats are stupid
//dead cats being eaten by crows is just plain neeto
 
2012-10-18 10:54:37 PM
No...do not shoot crows...FFS
 
2012-10-18 10:55:42 PM
Never liked them anyway.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-18 10:56:07 PM
i335.photobucket.com

/Obligatory (sorta with these new fangled memes)
 
2012-10-18 10:56:11 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Zombies aren't real, idiots.


The Red Shirts are the first to go.
 
2012-10-18 10:56:33 PM
This is why you go with the 5.56 instead of the 7.62.

/22 will do crows, but it just won't cut it for zombies.
 
2012-10-18 10:58:10 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
Wished he'd known that.
 
2012-10-18 11:00:53 PM

hdhale: [3critical.files.wordpress.com image 374x500]

Finds all this crow shooting talk objectionable.


nohugginginchina.daptd.com

DEFINITELY agrees.
 
2012-10-18 11:03:13 PM
Pharaoh said -

Well stone the crows,
This Joseph is a clever kid
Who'd have thought we'd avoid the zombie apocalypse like we did?
 
2012-10-18 11:03:53 PM
Better stock up on food!

This is my house:
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2012-10-18 11:04:43 PM

BumpInTheNight: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 465x318]
Wished he'd known that.


Came here for the 28 Days Later reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-10-18 11:07:24 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Zombies aren't real, idiots.


Yet
 
2012-10-18 11:08:15 PM

HortusMatris: Better stock up on food!

This is my house:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 356x500]


hahahha
 
2012-10-18 11:08:18 PM
Nobody takes a crow for a pet anyway. I would rather have a cock, ride on a cock, 'coz no one can rival the cock. The only porn star who can rival a cock is Virginie Caprice.
 
2012-10-18 11:11:18 PM

Amos Quito: SockMonkeyHolocaust: Joe Biden tearing ass around DC shooting crows from his biatchin' tranny.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x210]

Biden sounds racist.


Some of his best friends are black people.
 
2012-10-18 11:16:32 PM
I always figured that in a zombie apocalypse the thing to worry about most would be zombified little things like rats and birds.
 
2012-10-18 11:17:28 PM
Or you could just do what my neighbor did, and blast off a bird cannon while blaring recordings of birds dying, and sit on a beat up lawn chair while drinking a beer.
 
2012-10-18 11:18:36 PM

Plant Rights Activist: I always figured that in a zombie apocalypse the thing to worry about most would be zombified little things like rats and birds.


If there are zombie mosquitoes, we are so totally farked.
 
2012-10-18 11:22:37 PM
I never liked their music, but g'damn, I'd rather see them put down than potentially spread all those diseases.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-18 11:24:00 PM
When the half-feral cat that guards my house ended up with a terrible infected wound in his paw, the vet said he'd gone head-to-head with a crow (well, beak-to-paw), because when he cultured the damn thing it was more about what it didn't have growing on it than what it did.

/Three surgeries, but the second two were on the vet's dime.
 
2012-10-18 11:25:11 PM

basemetal: Why, are you worried about someone injecting crow shiat into your veins?


More likely into the brain directly. It would've been more interesting to see if these prions were transmitted from ingestion. It really makes plenty of sense that scavengers evolved to be able to digest prions and other harmful organisms safely, since they have to be pretty indiscriminate in what they eat.
 
2012-10-18 11:26:28 PM

hdhale: [3critical.files.wordpress.com image 374x500]

Finds all this crow shooting talk objectionable.


2.bp.blogspot.com

Quick impression for you. Caw! Caw! Bang! Fark, I'm dead!
 
2012-10-18 11:27:50 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Zombies aren't real, idiots.


Yes they are.
 
2012-10-18 11:27:56 PM

eggrolls: If there are zombie mosquitoes, we are so totally farked.


No doubt.
 
2012-10-18 11:28:33 PM
media.insidepulse.com

Good idea for most apocalypse scenarios, really.
 
2012-10-18 11:30:38 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Anyone who has ever played a zombie-shooting video game could tell you that.


Yeah! Resident Evil 4 taught me that crows are full of helpful money and grenades anyway.
 
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