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2012-10-18 09:45:40 PM  
I stole his playboys for my own vile porpoises
 
2012-10-18 09:49:26 PM  
Taking me to that bar in Mexico.....ewww.
 
2012-10-18 09:50:00 PM  
Related:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 09:50:32 PM  
Yeah it depends on the kids gender. Boys, go get em tiger and wear a bag! Girls, make sure their Burqa covers their ankles when they leave the house under escort.
 
2012-10-18 09:51:17 PM  
16 year old chick all messed up was stalking me when I was 37.
She corners me in the store and says, "you know you wanna"
I tell her flat out, "Not really. I'm gay"
She tells the whole town.

That proved to be the right information to get all kinda of women trying to fark the gay out of me.
/good times.
 
2012-10-18 09:51:59 PM  
i.imgur.com

/Obligatory
 
2012-10-18 09:52:46 PM  
The worst part about girls having a close relationship with their dads is that it increases your chances of getting caught.
 
2012-10-18 09:53:13 PM  
I think anyone who has been to a strip club could have told you this.
 
2012-10-18 09:54:04 PM  
Daddy issues create sluts? Nowai
 
2012-10-18 09:55:26 PM  

Treygreen13: I think anyone who has been to a strip club could have told you this.


I think this concludes our thread, ladies and gentlemen. Last one out get the light.
 
2012-10-18 09:55:57 PM  
www.motivationalz.com
 
2012-10-18 09:56:14 PM  

Omahawg: I stole his playboys for my own vile porpoises


Rapey lot, those marine mammals.
 
2012-10-18 09:57:06 PM  
I solved that by marrying a man old enough to be my father.
 
2012-10-18 09:58:37 PM  

LoneWolf343: Omahawg: I stole his playboys for my own vile porpoises

Rapey lot, those marine mammals.


Why do you think they're called "blow holes"?
 
2012-10-18 09:59:17 PM  
Yeah, in my experience it goes like this:

Girl with a great relationship with her dad= girl you want to marry and raise kids with
Girl with a horrible relationship with her dad= girl you want to have as much sex with as possible

I just got out of a year long relationship with a girl who absolutely despised her dad. He was abusive (possibly sexually) and she hadn't seen him in over 10 years yet the mere mention of him drove her into a fugue state. She gave the best head I've ever had in my life. She was also undiagbosed bipolar and physically abusive, but man... the blowjobs..
 
2012-10-18 10:00:39 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, in my experience it goes like this:

Girl with a great relationship with her dad= girl you want to marry and raise kids with
Girl with a horrible relationship with her dad= girl you want to have as much sex with as possible

I just got out of a year long relationship with a girl who absolutely despised her dad. He was abusive (possibly sexually) and she hadn't seen him in over 10 years yet the mere mention of him drove her into a fugue state. She gave the best head I've ever had in my life. She was also undiagbosed bipolar and physically abusive, but man... the blowjobs..


What is it about daddy issues and amazing oral?
 
2012-10-18 10:00:46 PM  
How do you circumcise a West Virginian? Kick his daughter in the jaw.
 
2012-10-18 10:04:25 PM  

pxlboy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, in my experience it goes like this:

Girl with a great relationship with her dad= girl you want to marry and raise kids with
Girl with a horrible relationship with her dad= girl you want to have as much sex with as possible

I just got out of a year long relationship with a girl who absolutely despised her dad. He was abusive (possibly sexually) and she hadn't seen him in over 10 years yet the mere mention of him drove her into a fugue state. She gave the best head I've ever had in my life. She was also undiagbosed bipolar and physically abusive, but man... the blowjobs..

What is it about daddy issues and amazing oral?


I found it to be better correlated with cigarette smoking.
 
2012-10-18 10:05:43 PM  
It's all making sense to me know.
 
2012-10-18 10:08:57 PM  

pxlboy: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, in my experience it goes like this:

Girl with a great relationship with her dad= girl you want to marry and raise kids with
Girl with a horrible relationship with her dad= girl you want to have as much sex with as possible

I just got out of a year long relationship with a girl who absolutely despised her dad. He was abusive (possibly sexually) and she hadn't seen him in over 10 years yet the mere mention of him drove her into a fugue state. She gave the best head I've ever had in my life. She was also undiagbosed bipolar and physically abusive, but man... the blowjobs..

What is it about daddy issues and amazing oral?


Honestly, I think it's practice. I think girls with father issues start acting out sexually early and often, and I think they amass 20 years worth of oral sex experience by the time they're 18. Thus, by the time they're 27, as was the girl I recently broke it off with, they're world class.
 
2012-10-18 10:10:22 PM  

fjnorton: Yeah it depends on the kids gender. Boys, go get em tiger and wear a bag! Girls, make sure their Burqa covers their ankles when they leave the house under escort.


Not really in either case. Most important lessons for both:

Boys: Never forget that girls will do, or say, anything if they think they "love" you. A good portion of society tells them being a woman is having a baby. They haven't had a chance to figure out the consequences yet, and think things will be like a romance movie. Never trust a girl who says she's on birth control. I can't stop you, but think with your brain, not just your dick.

Girls: Never forget that boys will do, or say, anything to get in you. A good portion of society teaches them that being men means getting in bed with as many girls as possible, and then maybe getting married. Never believe that a boy doesn't have a disease, he may not know it himself, and he will lie if he does. He doesn't appreciate the consequences, yet. I can't stop you, but don't just think with your heart, use your brain.
 
2012-10-18 10:12:01 PM  
The world needs whores.
 
2012-10-18 10:14:57 PM  

inglixthemad: fjnorton: Yeah it depends on the kids gender. Boys, go get em tiger and wear a bag! Girls, make sure their Burqa covers their ankles when they leave the house under escort.

Not really in either case. Most important lessons for both:

Boys: Never forget that girls will do, or say, anything if they think they "love" you. A good portion of society tells them being a woman is having a baby. They haven't had a chance to figure out the consequences yet, and think things will be like a romance movie. Never trust a girl who says she's on birth control. I can't stop you, but think with your brain, not just your dick.

Girls: Never forget that boys will do, or say, anything to get in you. A good portion of society teaches them that being men means getting in bed with as many girls as possible, and then maybe getting married. Never believe that a boy doesn't have a disease, he may not know it himself, and he will lie if he does. He doesn't appreciate the consequences, yet. I can't stop you, but don't just think with your heart, use your brain.


I agree with both, but don't blame the second part on society. It's our biology. We seek out sex with as many.viable mates as possible. It has nothing to do with societal norms and everything to do us wanting to get out balls drained by a sexually attractive female as many times a day as possible.
 
2012-10-18 10:14:59 PM  
Of course it does. He's there in the freaking room giving advice.

Is nobody else with a girl whose father does this?
 
2012-10-18 10:16:47 PM  
Why is virginity so rare in West Virginia? Most 9 year old boys can't run faster than their Daddies.
 
2012-10-18 10:18:37 PM  
So two guys married should have the perfect daughter?
 
2012-10-18 10:21:41 PM  

Zombie DJ: So two guys married should have the perfect daughter?


Indeed....
 
2012-10-18 10:29:20 PM  
Single dad who disapproves of sex (for her anyway) and me and my daughter have been "us against the world" for years. She may never get laid.
 
2012-10-18 10:34:34 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yeah, in my experience it goes like this:

Girl with a great relationship with her dad= girl you want to marry and raise kids with
Girl with a horrible relationship with her dad= girl you want to have as much sex with as possible

I just got out of a year long relationship with a girl who absolutely despised her dad. He was abusive (possibly sexually) and she hadn't seen him in over 10 years yet the mere mention of him drove her into a fugue state. She gave the best head I've ever had in my life. She was also undiagbosed bipolar and physically abusive, but man... the blowjobs..


This. My first high school girlfriend was in category 2, her dad was an abusive drunk piece of shiat. My wife is in category 1, her dad and I get along great.
 
2012-10-18 10:35:30 PM  
inglixthemad: fjnorton:

Not really in either case. Most important lessons for both:

Boys: Never forget that girls will do, or say, anything if they think they "love" you. A good portion of society tells them being a woman is having a baby. They haven't had a chance to figure out the consequences yet, and think things will be like a romance movie. Never trust a girl who says she's on birth control. I can't stop you, but think with your brain, not just your dick.

Girls: Never forget that boys will do, or say, anything to get in you. A good portion of society teaches them that being men means getting in bed with as many girls as possible, and then maybe getting married. Never believe that a boy doesn't have a disease, he may not know it himself, and he will lie if he does. He doesn't appreciate the consequences, yet. I can't stop you, but don't just think with your heart, use your brain.

Another most important lessons for both,

A key that opens many locks is a master key.
But a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shiatty lock
 
2012-10-18 10:39:38 PM  

Digitalstrange: Single dad who disapproves of sex (for her anyway) and me and my daughter have been "us against the world" for years. She may never get laid.


That you know of
 
2012-10-18 10:47:16 PM  

rappy: Daddy issues create sluts? Nowai


I don't know, I have a great relationship with my dad, and yet I still seem to fall on strange dicks all the time.
 
2012-10-18 10:48:32 PM  

MrVeach: Digitalstrange: Single dad who disapproves of sex (for her anyway) and me and my daughter have been "us against the world" for years. She may never get laid.

That you know of


Exactly.
 
2012-10-18 10:50:22 PM  

superwastedcool: rappy: Daddy issues create sluts? Nowai

I don't know, I have a great relationship with my dad, and yet I still seem to fall on strange dicks all the time.


Hello.
 
2012-10-18 10:51:44 PM  
My daughter lost her dad when she was 11 years old. These studies frighten me.
 
2012-10-18 10:52:05 PM  

superwastedcool: rappy: Daddy issues create sluts? Nowai

I don't know, I have a great relationship with my dad, and yet I still seem to fall on strange dicks all the time.


well hello there
 
2012-10-18 10:52:36 PM  

vudukungfu: 16 year old chick all messed up was stalking me when I was 37.
She corners me in the store and says, "you know you wanna"
I tell her flat out, "Not really. I'm gay"
She tells the whole town.

That proved to be the right information to get all kinda of women trying to fark the gay out of me.
/good times.


Brilliant.
I always admire subtlety and cunning.
 
2012-10-18 10:59:49 PM  

EngineerBob: inglixthemad: fjnorton:

Not really in either case. Most important lessons for both:

Boys: Never forget that girls will do, or say, anything if they think they "love" you. A good portion of society tells them being a woman is having a baby. They haven't had a chance to figure out the consequences yet, and think things will be like a romance movie. Never trust a girl who says she's on birth control. I can't stop you, but think with your brain, not just your dick.

Girls: Never forget that boys will do, or say, anything to get in you. A good portion of society teaches them that being men means getting in bed with as many girls as possible, and then maybe getting married. Never believe that a boy doesn't have a disease, he may not know it himself, and he will lie if he does. He doesn't appreciate the consequences, yet. I can't stop you, but don't just think with your heart, use your brain.

Another most important lessons for both,

A key that opens many locks is a master key.
But a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shiatty lock


Bad analogies are like finding a diamond in between a rock and a house built on love is all you need.
 
2012-10-18 11:01:30 PM  
And a separate issue is Mom love versus Dad love.In general, mothers love unconditionally while dads often have standards that you have to live up to.

I've got two daughters and I was raised w/o sisters to inform me. Them girls can make you crazy. The first one was 14 going on 25 and once I thought I had it figured out along comes her sister who was 21 going on 12.

Oldest commented that the goal of a South Jersey father was to get his daughter to 21 without a baby or her working the pole. And then she thanked my wife and I for doing a good job.
 
2012-10-18 11:03:11 PM  

superwastedcool: rappy: Daddy issues create sluts? Nowai

I don't know, I have a great relationship with my dad, and yet I still seem to fall on strange dicks all the time.


klutz
 
2012-10-18 11:04:00 PM  

ranak: superwastedcool: rappy: Daddy issues create sluts? Nowai

I don't know, I have a great relationship with my dad, and yet I still seem to fall on strange dicks all the time.

klutz


Klute?
 
2012-10-18 11:05:19 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: inglixthemad: fjnorton: Yeah it depends on the kids gender. Boys, go get em tiger and wear a bag! Girls, make sure their Burqa covers their ankles when they leave the house under escort.

Not really in either case. Most important lessons for both:

Boys: Never forget that girls will do, or say, anything if they think they "love" you. A good portion of society tells them being a woman is having a baby. They haven't had a chance to figure out the consequences yet, and think things will be like a romance movie. Never trust a girl who says she's on birth control. I can't stop you, but think with your brain, not just your dick.

Girls: Never forget that boys will do, or say, anything to get in you. A good portion of society teaches them that being men means getting in bed with as many girls as possible, and then maybe getting married. Never believe that a boy doesn't have a disease, he may not know it himself, and he will lie if he does. He doesn't appreciate the consequences, yet. I can't stop you, but don't just think with your heart, use your brain.

I agree with both, but don't blame the second part on society. It's our biology. We seek out sex with as many.viable mates as possible. It has nothing to do with societal norms and everything to do us wanting to get out balls drained by a sexually attractive female as many times a day as possible.


Actually, part of it is society. A "man" sleeps with many women, think James Bond as well. I'm not saying biology has no part, but society tells us men to bed as many women as possible.
 
2012-10-18 11:05:28 PM  

Gramma: My daughter lost her dad when she was 11 years old. These studies frighten me.


I don't think losing a dad at a young age is nearly as bad as having a bad/abusive dad for young women. Especially if she has a present grandfather/brother/uncle in her life.
 
2012-10-18 11:05:33 PM  

superwastedcool: rappy: Daddy issues create sluts? Nowai

I don't know, I have a great relationship with my dad, and yet I still seem to fall on strange dicks all the time.


Try piling them in a corner instead of leaving them all over the floor.

That will also make it easier to mop up the blood.
 
2012-10-18 11:08:09 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gramma: My daughter lost her dad when she was 11 years old. These studies frighten me.

I don't think losing a dad at a young age is nearly as bad as having a bad/abusive dad for young women. Especially if she has a present grandfather/brother/uncle in her life.


Tattoo asshole girl.
 
2012-10-18 11:09:00 PM  
I'm a big fan of girls with daddy issues. They all come out on Halloween.
 
2012-10-18 11:09:51 PM  

CptnSpldng: Klute?


Ha ha, no. I've never sold it. I mean, not for actual dollars or anything.
 
2012-10-18 11:12:15 PM  

EngineerBob: inglixthemad: fjnorton:

Not really in either case. Most important lessons for both:

Boys: Never forget that girls will do, or say, anything if they think they "love" you. A good portion of society tells them being a woman is having a baby. They haven't had a chance to figure out the consequences yet, and think things will be like a romance movie. Never trust a girl who says she's on birth control. I can't stop you, but think with your brain, not just your dick.

Girls: Never forget that boys will do, or say, anything to get in you. A good portion of society teaches them that being men means getting in bed with as many girls as possible, and then maybe getting married. Never believe that a boy doesn't have a disease, he may not know it himself, and he will lie if he does. He doesn't appreciate the consequences, yet. I can't stop you, but don't just think with your heart, use your brain.

Another most important lessons for both,

A key that opens many locks is a master key.
But a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shiatty lock


I don't subscribe to that. Whores do it for the money, sluts because they like it, and prudes when they have to. I'll take a slut over a prude any day of the week. They're better at sex, and usually are more social out of bed.

As far as the "master key" bulk-puckey: Just because you're a male slut doesn't make you any better than a female slut. You have sex because you like it, so does she. I'll clue the male sluts in: the prudes look at you the same way they look at female sluts.

/male slut before I got married
//married a woman just like me
///happily having slut sex many, many years later
 
2012-10-18 11:18:01 PM  
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2012-10-18 11:24:15 PM  
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