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(Komo)   When attempting to commit identity theft on a man whose car someone else robbed, make sure to use a better disguise than this guy   ( desmoines.komonews.com) divider line
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7320 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2012 at 9:39 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-18 09:41:12 PM  
Biatch set him up!
 
2012-10-18 09:43:08 PM  
Pinney admitted to police that his bandages were not real and that he had not been in an accident. He said the entire scheme was his girlfriend's idea and that she had been waiting outside for him when he entered the bank, according to the documents. Pinney claimed he met his girlfriend while on work release from prison last year and told police she was a "computer whiz" and could open bank accounts online.

Pinney also said he obtained the fake ID and Social Security card from his brother's friend, who had stolen them from a car in Tacoma, according to police.


/Way to stay classy dude. Nice group of people you surround yourself with.
 
2012-10-18 09:44:06 PM  
Looks like a meme waiting to happen. Make his dreams come true fark.
 
2012-10-18 09:44:40 PM  
Court documents report Pinney hung his head and said "I know."

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-18 09:46:29 PM  
I wonder if the guy in the ID also had a glitter paint beard.

/warriors
 
2012-10-18 09:46:39 PM  
I'm in yur bank, stealing yur idenity?
 
2012-10-18 09:50:44 PM  
He rolled the bus over everybody. I was waiting for "My Momma put the beard on for me, she hit me when I suggested that I back out of the plan."
 
2012-10-18 09:53:48 PM  
Is he also wearing the other dude's suit? cause that looks like a 54R on a 32S frame. Just sayin.
 
Slu
2012-10-18 09:53:57 PM  
This story is really great. Links like this are why I come here. Hilarious.
 
2012-10-18 09:59:53 PM  
 
2012-10-18 10:00:32 PM  
Wow button fail

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 10:00:48 PM  
Seems legit.
 
2012-10-18 10:03:41 PM  
it's House
 
2012-10-18 10:05:59 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 10:06:07 PM  
BUT THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!
 
2012-10-18 10:06:58 PM  
I feel a corncob pipe would have really rounded it out.
 
2012-10-18 10:08:16 PM  
dtsemt.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-18 10:10:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 10:11:22 PM  

Xcott: Seems legit.


I should have used that.

imageshack.us

/last one I swear
 
2012-10-18 10:12:46 PM  
Phil Shifley?
 
2012-10-18 10:14:26 PM  
The Dos Equiis Man is really hard up for cash.
 
2012-10-18 10:15:17 PM  
Prison must be pretty goddamn nice if these farking idiots keep going back to it over and over again.

/Probably all the buttsex
 
2012-10-18 10:15:55 PM  
Picture was flashed to theater geek husband: "That's not even good stage makeup. It looks like something you'd see in a community theater production of "I Was Kicked In The Head"

In other news most of you have a free and easy Halloween costume idea.
 
2012-10-18 10:18:45 PM  
Pinney claimed he met his girlfriend while on work release from prison last year and told police she was a "computer whiz" and could open bank accounts online.

Should have stuck with the online scheme.
 
2012-10-18 10:30:00 PM  
This is gold.
 
2012-10-18 10:33:37 PM  
Come on man!
 
2012-10-18 10:43:56 PM  
I read about this moron this afternoon.

Eternal mockery is his reward. May he never live this down.
 
2012-10-18 10:46:18 PM  
And next, on Pacific Highway South Theater....
 
2012-10-18 10:46:21 PM  
This mug shot is now my new Facebook profile pic.
 
zez
2012-10-18 10:48:13 PM  

skinink: The Dos Equiis Man is really hard up for cash.


I don't always try to steal ID's, but when I do, I get arrested.
 
2012-10-18 10:48:27 PM  
On a business trip ... in Des Moines, WA? That's the first clue.

Inspiration:

badgermama.com
 
2012-10-18 10:58:38 PM  
Assuming this guy used to sneak a knife out of the kitchen when he was little, then go hide behind the couch and poke the electrical socket until it blew a fuse, he passed out or the stench of burnt brain cells finally caused someone to make him stop.

/or not
 
2012-10-18 11:07:16 PM  
I always put an Ace bandage on a head wound.
 
2012-10-18 11:07:51 PM  
It's a good thing the bank manager Vrenak was paying attention

/ It's a fake
 
2012-10-18 11:23:59 PM  
Did I see this on Fark already?
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 11:41:30 PM  
obviously lady criminals have it so much easier. people that think with their dicks are stupid enough and this jackass has already been through the system = Einstein's grandson no doubt.
 
2012-10-18 11:51:04 PM  
Ahh, the Seattle metro area south end. Is there anything it won't do?
 
2012-10-19 12:09:59 AM  
Police:
Hello there.

Perp:
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-10-19 12:31:35 AM  
I think I just stared into a working stupidity reactor unprotected. Hopefully the s-ray exposure wasn't long enough to be lethal.
 
2012-10-19 12:51:38 AM  
Lex Luthor, the World's Greatest Criminal Mind!
 
2012-10-19 12:55:01 AM  
Wooly Willy?
 
2012-10-19 01:01:05 AM  

AbiNormal: Prison must be pretty goddamn nice if these farking idiots keep going back to it over and over again.

/Probably all the buttsex


Work release is pretty sweet. You get to sleep in you own bed at home and eat your own (not prison) food while getting time served. Only thing is you have to work 40 hrs/week for free.
 
2012-10-19 01:31:00 AM  
FTA:"The police officer looked at the Oregon ID that Pinney had given the bank manager and asked the man if he was seriously trying to pass as the man in the picture. Court documents report Pinney hung his head and said "I know.""

Mr. Pinney, you should be more ashamed of the fact you thought that crime was a good idea, not the quality of your costume.
/obvious
//you'd think so anyway
 
2012-10-19 02:10:30 AM  
farm1.static.flickr.com

Wake up and spill the coffee!
 
2012-10-19 06:51:08 AM  
Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is working on his next movie!
 
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