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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Not news: Baby animals need a name. News: So do their parents. Fark: They're Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnakes. Ultrafark: There's a contest to name them, so let's see your creativity Fark   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Southeastern United States, Fark, eastern diamond-backed rattlesnake, Discovery Institute, Sun-Times Media Group, Pioneer Press  
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2012-10-18 03:41:35 PM  
Another chance at naming animals! Mr. Splashypants agrees!
2012-10-18 03:46:34 PM  
Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, Bashful, and Bitey
2012-10-18 03:47:16 PM  
"AAH!" "Kill it!" and "Get Away From My Feet"
2012-10-18 03:48:08 PM  
I don't think rattlesnakes respond when you call; even if they did, would you want them to?
2012-10-18 03:49:05 PM  

SundaesChild: I don't think rattlesnakes respond when you call; even if they did, would you want them to?

I've heard vegetables will respond to you

/if you call them by name
2012-10-18 03:54:49 PM  
Name them all "Legs," just to fark with them.
2012-10-18 05:17:10 PM  
Squish, Boom and Bang, Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang.
2012-10-18 05:31:05 PM  
Mitt, Ann, Bapp, Tagg, Trigg, Tripp, Fartt.
2012-10-18 05:40:29 PM  
Big Unit and the Little Johnsons
2012-10-18 05:44:56 PM  
For the babies:
and George

For the parents:
and Pastelle
2012-10-18 05:48:18 PM  
Not too creative but
Indiana, Sallah, Marion, Dietrich
2012-10-18 06:03:09 PM  
Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart and Bongo.
2012-10-18 06:22:05 PM  
Solid, liquid
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-10-18 06:23:19 PM  
Tastes Like Chicken
2012-10-18 06:30:53 PM  
Call the baby one "Baby" - Baby Rattler
/please tip your waitresses
2012-10-18 07:02:45 PM  
Eenie, Meenie, Miney and Magdelena Babblejack
2012-10-18 07:11:25 PM  
Millicent, Gertrude, Taffy, and Ballwrath The Tumescent.
2012-10-18 07:35:49 PM  
Snakes should always be named after politicians and used car salesmen.
2012-10-18 08:47:40 PM  
Hiss and Herrs
2012-10-18 08:48:26 PM  
Mitt farkface
2012-10-18 08:48:27 PM  
Sir Pent
2012-10-18 08:49:15 PM  
Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Barak. Parents are Nancy and Joe.
2012-10-18 08:50:49 PM  
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Yer, Boo, (and) Tee
2012-10-18 08:51:07 PM  
David Carradine, Uma Thurman, Vivica A Fox, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah and Michael Madsen.
2012-10-18 08:51:15 PM  
2 kids and 2 parents.

Fluffy, Muffy, Squiggles and Paul.
Squirmy, Deathy, r@tt10r and Chuck.
Cousin Larry, Latka, KITT and Manimal.
2012-10-18 08:54:17 PM  
Brian, Gretchen, Steve, and Patti Ann
2012-10-18 08:54:27 PM  
Hat band
2012-10-18 08:54:46 PM  
I like diamondbacks and I cannot lie
2012-10-18 08:57:23 PM  
The brood:


The parents:

Adam & Lilith
2012-10-18 08:59:29 PM  
Parents: Rattle and Snake

Kids: Rat, Cobra, Boa, Mamba, Python, Adder, Cotton, Moccasin
2012-10-18 09:01:45 PM  
2012-10-18 09:01:52 PM  
Parents: 'mushroom mushroom' and 'snake'

kids: badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
2012-10-18 09:02:42 PM  
Lou Diamondback Phillips?

/got nothin'
2012-10-18 09:03:13 PM  
The Fang Family:Father Fried,Mother Fondue.
Children: Pit,Viper,Striker,Venom,Rattle,.
I ate the other three.
2012-10-18 09:04:16 PM  
Parents: tambourine and maraca.

Kids: a b c d e f #g and crescendo.
2012-10-18 09:05:34 PM  
I think Weedlord Bonerhitler is a perfectly suitable name for a snake.
2012-10-18 09:06:20 PM  
Oh come on, guys. This is easy. . . they have fangs, and they are venomous. . .

. . .

I think you get the idea. ;)
2012-10-18 09:07:35 PM  
Harv, Selma, Don, NIna, Peg, Roger, Larry, and Snakey
2012-10-18 09:08:43 PM  
Comcast, Ford, Walmart and Dave
2012-10-18 09:11:15 PM  

pagansexgod: Comcast, Ford, Walmart and Dave

I was going to suggest famous Lawyers, but I like the cut of your jib.
2012-10-18 09:13:27 PM  
Venom, Poison, Mandrake, Belladonna, Chompy....
2012-10-18 09:14:50 PM  
Is Lou Diamondback Phillips taken?
2012-10-18 09:16:33 PM  
Gene Masseth?
2012-10-18 09:17:40 PM  
How about Dustin Diamondback and Mike Diamonback. After Screech and Mike D.
2012-10-18 09:17:45 PM  
George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman
2012-10-18 09:19:49 PM  

Pinnacle Point: I like diamondbacks and I cannot lie

You other adders can't deny.
2012-10-18 09:20:20 PM  
2012-10-18 09:20:46 PM  
One of them should be named Plisskin.
2012-10-18 09:21:11 PM  
David, Mary, Joanie, Susan, Nancy, Elizabeth, Tommy, and Nicholas

/Eight is Enough
2012-10-18 09:21:18 PM  

/Yep.... 4chan it up!
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