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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Not news: Baby animals need a name. News: So do their parents. Fark: They're Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnakes. Ultrafark: There's a contest to name them, so let's see your creativity Fark   (northbrook.suntimes.com) divider line 124
    More: Weird, Southeastern United States, Fark, eastern diamond-backed rattlesnake, Discovery Institute, Sun-Times Media Group, Pioneer Press  
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2012-10-18 03:41:35 PM
Another chance at naming animals! Mr. Splashypants agrees!
 
2012-10-18 03:46:34 PM
Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, Bashful, and Bitey
 
2012-10-18 03:47:16 PM
"AAH!" "Kill it!" and "Get Away From My Feet"
 
2012-10-18 03:48:08 PM
I don't think rattlesnakes respond when you call; even if they did, would you want them to?
 
2012-10-18 03:49:05 PM

SundaesChild: I don't think rattlesnakes respond when you call; even if they did, would you want them to?


I've heard vegetables will respond to you

/if you call them by name
 
2012-10-18 03:54:49 PM
Name them all "Legs," just to fark with them.
 
2012-10-18 05:17:10 PM
Squish, Boom and Bang, Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang,Bang.
 
2012-10-18 05:31:05 PM
Mitt, Ann, Bapp, Tagg, Trigg, Tripp, Fartt.
 
2012-10-18 05:40:29 PM
Big Unit and the Little Johnsons
 
2012-10-18 05:44:56 PM
For the babies:
Bitey
Beltzie
Nipper
Cha-Cha
Shoesie
Nuggets
Rattletouille
and George

For the parents:
Stewie
and Pastelle
 
2012-10-18 05:48:18 PM
Not too creative but
Indiana, Sallah, Marion, Dietrich
 
2012-10-18 06:03:09 PM
Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart, Fart and Bongo.
 
2012-10-18 06:22:05 PM
Solid, liquid
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-10-18 06:23:19 PM
Tastes Like Chicken
 
2012-10-18 06:30:53 PM
Call the baby one "Baby" - Baby Rattler
/please tip your waitresses
 
2012-10-18 07:02:45 PM
Eenie, Meenie, Miney and Magdelena Babblejack
 
2012-10-18 07:11:25 PM
Millicent, Gertrude, Taffy, and Ballwrath The Tumescent.
 
2012-10-18 07:35:49 PM
Snakes should always be named after politicians and used car salesmen.
 
2012-10-18 08:47:40 PM
Hiss and Herrs
 
2012-10-18 08:48:26 PM
Mitt farkface
 
2012-10-18 08:48:27 PM
Sir Pent
 
2012-10-18 08:49:15 PM
Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Barak. Parents are Nancy and Joe.
 
2012-10-18 08:50:49 PM
Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Yer, Boo, (and) Tee
 
2012-10-18 08:51:07 PM
David Carradine, Uma Thurman, Vivica A Fox, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah and Michael Madsen.
 
2012-10-18 08:51:15 PM
2 kids and 2 parents.

Fluffy, Muffy, Squiggles and Paul.
Squirmy, Deathy, r@tt10r and Chuck.
Cousin Larry, Latka, KITT and Manimal.
 
2012-10-18 08:54:17 PM
Brian, Gretchen, Steve, and Patti Ann
 
2012-10-18 08:54:27 PM
Belt
Boots
Hat band
Wallet
etc...
 
2012-10-18 08:54:46 PM
I like diamondbacks and I cannot lie
 
2012-10-18 08:57:23 PM
The brood:

Get,these,slithering,venomous,reptiles,away,from,me

The parents:

Adam & Lilith
 
2012-10-18 08:59:29 PM
Parents: Rattle and Snake

Kids: Rat, Cobra, Boa, Mamba, Python, Adder, Cotton, Moccasin
 
2012-10-18 09:01:45 PM
Snuggles
Fluffy
Tiny
Kisses
Bubbles
 
2012-10-18 09:01:52 PM
Parents: 'mushroom mushroom' and 'snake'

kids: badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
 
2012-10-18 09:02:42 PM
Lou Diamondback Phillips?

/got nothin'
 
2012-10-18 09:03:13 PM
The Fang Family:Father Fried,Mother Fondue.
Children: Pit,Viper,Striker,Venom,Rattle,.
I ate the other three.
 
2012-10-18 09:04:16 PM
Parents: tambourine and maraca.

Kids: a b c d e f #g and crescendo.
 
2012-10-18 09:05:34 PM
I think Weedlord Bonerhitler is a perfectly suitable name for a snake.
 
2012-10-18 09:06:20 PM
Oh come on, guys. This is easy. . . they have fangs, and they are venomous. . .

Peter
Esme
Edward
Bella
Alice
. . .

I think you get the idea. ;)
 
2012-10-18 09:07:35 PM
Harv, Selma, Don, NIna, Peg, Roger, Larry, and Snakey
 
2012-10-18 09:08:43 PM
Comcast, Ford, Walmart and Dave
 
2012-10-18 09:11:15 PM

pagansexgod: Comcast, Ford, Walmart and Dave


I was going to suggest famous Lawyers, but I like the cut of your jib.
 
2012-10-18 09:13:27 PM
Venom, Poison, Mandrake, Belladonna, Chompy....
 
2012-10-18 09:14:50 PM
Is Lou Diamondback Phillips taken?
 
2012-10-18 09:16:33 PM
Gene Masseth?
 
2012-10-18 09:17:40 PM
How about Dustin Diamondback and Mike Diamonback. After Screech and Mike D.
 
2012-10-18 09:17:45 PM
George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman
 
2012-10-18 09:19:49 PM

Pinnacle Point: I like diamondbacks and I cannot lie


You other adders can't deny.
 
2012-10-18 09:20:20 PM
Plisskin.
 
2012-10-18 09:20:46 PM
One of them should be named Plisskin.
 
2012-10-18 09:21:11 PM
David, Mary, Joanie, Susan, Nancy, Elizabeth, Tommy, and Nicholas

/Eight is Enough
 
2012-10-18 09:21:18 PM
Hitlerdidnothingwrong

/Yep.... 4chan it up!
 
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