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(Uproxx)   Fark: 10 year old boy with Down Syndrome gets lost in the woods. SuperUltraAwesomeFark: He's kept warm by a bunch of puppies   (uproxx.com ) divider line
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2012-10-18 02:35:46 PM  
I simply cannot think of anything snarky to say about this.

Puppies rock!
 
2012-10-18 02:36:11 PM  
That story turned my frown upside Down.
 
2012-10-18 02:36:32 PM  
Did they train him in the ways of their pack? Did adventures then ensue?

That'd be too much for the internet to bear.
 
2012-10-18 02:38:20 PM  

danceswithwombats: Did they train him in the ways of their pack?


"And then when the rescuers come you gotta wag your butt like this, then you've gotta run up and jump on their legs and stretch out as much as you can!"
 
2012-10-18 02:40:23 PM  

marius2: "And then when the rescuers come you gotta wag your butt like this, then you've gotta run up and jump on their legs and stretch out as much as you can!"


Obligatory scene in inevitable Lifetime Movie: At least one scene of the boy urinating on somebody's leg due to being temporarily feral.

Two, if the screenwriter is smart.
 
2012-10-18 02:44:50 PM  
Dogs are the best thing people ever did.
 
2012-10-18 02:46:26 PM  
Meanwhile, younger brother seeks warmth from the family cat:
i1151.photobucket.com
I cold.

AND I'M HUNGRY, EDIBLE HUMAN!
 
2012-10-18 02:46:41 PM  
"They think the puppies kept him warm overnight"

Well shiat, while we're just thinking shiat up, I think the puppies were given wings by guardian angels and flew to puppy heaven and brought back down a soft warm bed for the boy that dissapeared when the sun came up and turned into a stack of warm pancakes which kept the boy nourished.

Sounds even better. Why not just report it that way?
 
2012-10-18 02:47:02 PM  
he burned the puppies
 
2012-10-18 02:47:41 PM  
Dogs are better people than most people.

/ also, PUPPIES!
 
2012-10-18 02:48:06 PM  
This story's retarded.
 
2012-10-18 02:48:56 PM  

iheartscotch: Dogs are better people than most people.

/ also, PUPPIES!


THIS...and better than cats
 
2012-10-18 02:50:09 PM  

oldfarthenry: Meanwhile, younger brother seeks warmth from the family cat:
[i1151.photobucket.com image 100x95]
I cold.

AND I'M HUNGRY, EDIBLE HUMAN!


Exactly. A cat wouldn't keep you warm. It would steal your body warmth, wait for you to die, and then eat your eyeballs.

Probably after spraying your cooling corpse with urine.
 
2012-10-18 02:50:38 PM  
I want to go home and hug my puppy now
 
2012-10-18 02:50:43 PM  
www.fitnessdestination.com

Cats work better
 
2012-10-18 02:51:11 PM  
Did he pet them?

www.yourprops.com
 
2012-10-18 02:52:10 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: This story's stories retarded.


Do not abuse grammer lke this!!!

I'll send Rotsky's to your houses!!!
 
2012-10-18 02:55:25 PM  

markfara: I simply cannot think of anything snarky to say about this.

Puppies rock!


If those puppies had been a bit hungrier, this story would have had real potential.
 
2012-10-18 02:55:42 PM  
Sadly the puppies kept him warm Tauntaun style.
 
2012-10-18 02:57:36 PM  
He made them into a coat?
 
2012-10-18 02:57:39 PM  

Acharne: Contrabulous Flabtraption: This story's stories retarded.

Do not abuse grammer lke this!!!

I'll send Rotsky's to your houses!!!


Actually, "story's" is an acceptable contraction of "story is". Its not something you'd use in formal writing, but it is nevertheless grammatically correct.
 
2012-10-18 02:58:04 PM  
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approves
 
2012-10-18 02:58:14 PM  

lasercannon: Sadly the puppies kept him warm Tauntaun style.


Dammit. I was going to say "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside".
 
2012-10-18 02:58:44 PM  
Did the biatch feed the boy off her own teat?

Cause that would make it even better.

/I am using biatch in proper context, deal with it.
 
2012-10-18 02:58:44 PM  
Foolish humans, the puppies were using the boy to stay warn and later for food before discovery.
 
2012-10-18 03:00:18 PM  
How can you laugh when you know it's downs?
 
2012-10-18 03:00:32 PM  
He cut one open and crawled inside?
 
2012-10-18 03:04:16 PM  

Slaxl: He made them into a coat?


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-18 03:05:17 PM  
This is your cue to post pics of the puppies that keep you warm at night, Farkers.

May or may not include sweater puppies. YMMV
 
2012-10-18 03:07:03 PM  
This is where my brain goes to when Im on GLeeMONEX.

/brought to you by Roritor Pharmaceuticals
 
2012-10-18 03:09:47 PM  
Kept him quiet, too. You see, these were hush puppies.

/Otherwise he'd have been found before nightfall.
//Stupid puppies.
 
2012-10-18 03:09:54 PM  
Would have been a much better story without the snarky writers commentary.
 
2012-10-18 03:12:20 PM  
Don't be a buzzkill, don't be a buzzkill, don't be a buzzkill...

Aw shiat. I can't help it. Are those the actual puppies in the pic in TFA? Because they're not but a handfull each. How the heck did those itty bitty things keep a big wet ten year old warm in the middle of October? St Bernard pups, sure. Plus, they carry brandy. But those little bitty things? Nah.

Kept him company, maybe...
 
2012-10-18 03:12:47 PM  

ronaprhys: oldfarthenry: Meanwhile, younger brother seeks warmth from the family cat:
[i1151.photobucket.com image 100x95]
I cold.

AND I'M HUNGRY, EDIBLE HUMAN!

Exactly. A cat wouldn't keep you warm. It would steal your body warmth, wait for you to die, and then eat your eyeballs.

Probably after spraying your cooling corpse with urine.


My cat would only eat me if I was sauteed in tuna drippings with salmon sauce.
 
2012-10-18 03:13:56 PM  

The Flexecutioner: This is where my brain goes to when Im on GLeeMONEX.

/brought to you by Roritor Pharmaceuticals


He's on the drug!
 
2012-10-18 03:14:24 PM  
doubled99
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2012-10-18 02:46:41 PM
"They think the puppies kept him warm overnight"

Well shiat, while we're just thinking shiat up, I think the puppies were given wings by guardian angels and flew to puppy heaven and brought back down a soft warm bed for the boy that dissapeared when the sun came up and turned into a stack of warm pancakes which kept the boy nourished.

Sounds even better. Why not just report it that way? 

Yeah! This damn article doesn't even have a decent picture of the alleged puppies. Story might just as well be "Boy was lost and then found by ten am the next day". And this is farking alabama for farks sake. And about that cold? The weather channel says it is not even going to get below 40 in that area over night tonight.Whoop de doo.

/wants to be kept warm by kittens tonight. More than two.
 
2012-10-18 03:17:18 PM  
Were they sweater puppies?

/drfta
 
2012-10-18 03:17:37 PM  
Would those be the same puppies the kid followed to the river, getting lost in the process?

Look, a puppy!
 
2012-10-18 03:19:25 PM  
His parents were probably hoping he died.
 
2012-10-18 03:19:32 PM  

Catlike Typist: This is your cue to post pics of the puppies that keep you warm at night, Farkers.

May or may not include sweater puppies. YMMV


damn you!!
 
2012-10-18 03:19:58 PM  

Catlike Typist: This is your cue to post pics of the puppies that keep you warm at night, Farkers.

May or may not include sweater puppies. YMMV


farm5.staticflickr.com
These puppies are now 170 and 120 lbs.

Nice story. Now they need to get their dog fixed.
 
2012-10-18 03:21:13 PM  
dabbletech

Probably. Gt damn stupid puppies good for nothing puppies getting people lost and shiat. dam puppies.
 
2012-10-18 03:21:27 PM  
What the article didn't report was that the boy was also found eating the puppies' shiat and that helped with his starvation. One can also surmise as to why he was not dehydrated.


/Anyhoo, cool warm puppy tale, bro
 
2012-10-18 03:22:45 PM  
Awww, that happened not far from here. I read all the articles about it, and dammit, none of them mentioned the puppies! That's too cute.

/and I hate dogs
 
2012-10-18 03:23:03 PM  

marius2: danceswithwombats: Did they train him in the ways of their pack?


"And then when the rescuers come you gotta wag your butt like this, then you've gotta run up and jump on their legs and stretch out as much as you can!"


They taught him valuable life skills, like how to bark, whine, and hump someone's leg.
 
2012-10-18 03:28:57 PM  
Why were the puppies out in the woods?
 
2012-10-18 03:33:43 PM  

markfara: I simply cannot think of anything snarky to say about this.

Puppiesschoolhouse rock!


userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-10-18 03:34:31 PM  

PUPPY!

i4.ytimg.com

 
2012-10-18 03:36:41 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: His parents were probably hoping he died.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 03:40:59 PM  

ronaprhys: oldfarthenry: Meanwhile, younger brother seeks warmth from the family cat:
[i1151.photobucket.com image 100x95]
I cold.

AND I'M HUNGRY, EDIBLE HUMAN!

Exactly. A cat wouldn't keep you warm. It would steal your body warmth, wait for you to die, and then eat your eyeballs.

Probably after spraying your cooling corpse with urine.


Lies. A cat would have brought him a constant supply of dead birds and mice to keep him sustained.
 
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