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(Some Demon)   I don't know what Jesus would do, but I do know this is a great Satanic 404 page (volume warning)   (screwtape.com) divider line 16
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2012-10-18 02:25:57 PM
It's for The Screwtape Letters website. The centipede on the 404 is a very nice touch.
 
2012-10-18 02:36:00 PM
• Contact technical support:
• Call #6 (666) 666-6666 ext.666.
• Select menu prompt 3, then press 3 again after waiting exactly 5.845 seconds.
• Enter support code d7dc4b59-8ca6-47d2-b7a3-7611bb095148.
• Enter the serial number of your PC.
• Press menu prompt 14 and say your blood type.
• Enter your birth date, your parents' birth dates, all four grandparent's birth dates and your great-grandparents' shoe sizes.
• Press 0.
• Oops - you shouldn't have pressed 0. Now you have to start over at No. 1.
• Don't press 0 this time - instead, enter the square root of the algorithm of pi to 100 decimals. This must be done in base 8, as our equipment needs to be upgraded.
• When the operator answers, please explain the problem in 25 words or less. She speaks only Tamil, by the way.
• At the beep, enter your error code number. This is the 46-digit number the operator gave you when you answered. Hope you had a pencil handy.
• At the second beep, please say the following - it will be recorded for quality assurance and our amusement: "Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur? Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."
• Now hang up and wait for us to call back. We'll get right to it. We promise.
 
2012-10-18 04:42:38 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-10-18 05:10:18 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 05:16:29 PM
WTF is "FarkUs" and why am I only now noticing it?


/twilight zone, man
 
2012-10-18 05:30:26 PM

Sensei Can You See: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet


Argh... They aren't really that creative, it peters out in Lorem Ipsum. They couldn't at least opt for Samuel L Jackson Ipsum or Bacon Ipsum.
 
2012-10-18 06:40:00 PM
 
2012-10-18 06:58:18 PM
Subby should be ashamed for promoting a Focus on the Family site.
 
2012-10-18 07:04:58 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Subby should be ashamed for promoting a Focus on the Family site.


SO MUCH THIS!!!

That pervert is a Dachshund beater!
 
2012-10-18 08:51:54 PM

AssAsInAssassin: Subby should be ashamed for promoting a FocARKus on the Family site.


FTFY
 
2012-10-18 11:01:39 PM

libranoelrose: AssAsInAssassin: Subby should be ashamed for promoting a Focus on the Family site.

SO MUCH THIS!!!

That pervert is a Dachshund beater!


Ahem.

1. I built this site. The relevant audio drama and the site were both launched after Dobson left FOTF.

2. If you'd ever actually read the dog-beating story (I suspect not), you'd know it was not an endorsement of animal abuse; the chapter was about Dobson losing his temper with the dog and admitting it was wrong.
 
2012-10-18 11:07:16 PM
Andy Serkis is involved with Focus on the Family?

Ewww.

Ewwwww.
 
2012-10-19 12:20:14 AM

ModernLuddite: Andy Serkis is involved with Focus on the Family?

Ewww.

Ewwwww.


See, there are some people in the world capable of saying something like this: "You know, I don't really agree with a lot of what these folks do, but I do agree with this specific thing so I think I can work with them on it."

Happened here in the Springs. The new prez of Focus -- Jim Daly -- was an orphan. Focus started an initiative (I forget its name) with the goal of having every foster child in Colorado get adopted and find a "forever family."

There's an ultra-liberal newspaper here, The Independent. These guys make Noam Chomsky look like Glenn Beck. But when they heard about this initiative they decided to work with FotF on it. What they published was something like this:

"We don't agree with Focus on the Family about abortion, contraception, women's rights, gay marriage, homosexuality, medical marijuana or about a hundred other things. But we do agree that orphans deserve to be in permanent families and that that's better than foster care, so we'll work with them on it."

This is what we adults call "maturity."
 
2012-10-19 12:22:02 AM

ModernLuddite: Andy Serkis is involved with Focus on the Family?

Ewww.

Ewwwww.


Sorry, forgot this--Andy Serkis said in one of the video interviews on the site that he loved Lewis' take on the whole good-vs-evil issue and that he relished the challenge of trying to climb inside Screwtape's head and portray him. Guess what -- that doesn't mean he's in bed with FotF.

It means he's a grownup.
 
2012-10-19 12:30:10 AM

Optimal_Illusion: AssAsInAssassin: Subby should be ashamed for promoting a FocARKus on the Family site.

FTFY


luz
 
2012-10-19 02:21:38 AM

Sensei Can You See: If you'd ever actually read the dog-beating story (I suspect not), you'd know it was not an endorsement of animal abuse; the chapter was about Dobson losing his temper with the dog and admitting it was wrong.


I've looked and can't find the chapter in it's entirety.

Could you please help me find it so I can read the part where he admits he was wrong?
 
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