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(IndyStar)   It just won't feel like the Super Bowl if I don't see Danica Patrick in a sexy GoDaddy commercial   (indystar.com ) divider line
    More: Sad, Danica Patrick, Super Bowl, New Hampshire Motor Speedway, Loudon, godaddy, Central Indiana  
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12116 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Oct 2012 at 4:09 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-18 04:29:43 PM  
3 votes:

Jument: I don't give a shiat about GoDaddy. I just want to see more Danica.


Just wait for the last place car. She's usually in that one.
2012-10-18 04:17:50 PM  
3 votes:

Detinwolf: To make up for it, they'll have twice the Black Eyed Peas.


If whats her name drunkenly wets her pants during the performance I'll consider it a good halftime show.
2012-10-18 04:16:51 PM  
3 votes:
Go Daddy should just pay for 30 seconds of dead air to advertise their services.

Downtime is what you get from them.
2012-10-18 05:30:59 PM  
2 votes:

moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


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2012-10-18 05:22:24 PM  
2 votes:

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


More like Bonerville, amirite?
2012-10-18 04:13:25 PM  
2 votes:
Those commercials are the biggest boner-inducing letdowns ever.
2012-10-18 02:39:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-18 07:19:54 PM  
1 vote:

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


I like her a Lot.

/worst pun evar!
2012-10-18 06:52:14 PM  
1 vote:
The big secret isn't what she looks like naked, it's that she has to sit on a telephone book to see over the steering wheel.
2012-10-18 06:43:11 PM  
1 vote:

Bag of Hammers: moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

Probably not because driving cars in circles is not a sport.


I'm waiting for nascar to be won by a brick and bungie cord, not dragging around 200+lb of fat redneck has got to be some sort of speed advantage
2012-10-18 05:49:15 PM  
1 vote:

CapeFearCadaver: I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.


You'd be bitter too if you had to swallow all that sponsor semen. Just ask Kyle Busch.
2012-10-18 05:28:30 PM  
1 vote:

technicolor-misfit: And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor


Giggity.

If she's aloof and acts as if she can't stand me - even better.
2012-10-18 05:16:55 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe she should race F1 and not win there too.
2012-10-18 04:58:12 PM  
1 vote:
Durr, pretty lady make car go fast, make me want domain name.
2012-10-18 04:32:43 PM  
1 vote:
Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.

And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.
2012-10-18 04:26:02 PM  
1 vote:
Did the article refer to her as a "sexy racing star"? Because:

A: She's not sexy
B: She's the furthest thing from a racing "star"
2012-10-18 04:19:21 PM  
1 vote:

Marine1: Those commercials are the biggest boner-inducing letdowns ever.


I never once went to their website to see the "too hot for tv" endings.
2012-10-18 04:16:12 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.


I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their terrible commercials, but because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA.
2012-10-18 04:11:37 PM  
1 vote:
To make up for it, they'll have twice the Black Eyed Peas.
2012-10-18 03:42:05 PM  
1 vote:
I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.
2012-10-18 02:50:01 PM  
1 vote:
Don't worry, subby, it won't be so different. You'll still have an over-hyped, boring game and an epically bad half-time show.
2012-10-18 02:42:45 PM  
1 vote:
I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.
2012-10-18 02:24:30 PM  
1 vote:
Yes it will.
 
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