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(IndyStar)   It just won't feel like the Super Bowl if I don't see Danica Patrick in a sexy GoDaddy commercial   (indystar.com) divider line 25
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2012-10-18 02:42:45 PM
6 votes:
I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.
2012-10-18 04:32:43 PM
4 votes:
Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.

And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.
2012-10-18 04:26:02 PM
3 votes:
Did the article refer to her as a "sexy racing star"? Because:

A: She's not sexy
B: She's the furthest thing from a racing "star"
2012-10-18 06:35:53 PM
2 votes:

moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


Probably not because driving cars in circles is not a sport.
2012-10-18 05:15:28 PM
2 votes:

technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.



Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

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2012-10-18 04:36:03 PM
2 votes:

srtpointman: A: She's not sexy


True dat.

B: She's the furthest thing from a racing "star"

The only driver that has more exposure than her is maybe Dale Jr. She is, most certainly, a "star". And since she is technicly a racecar driver (even last-place finishers count), she is, in fact a racing "star".
2012-10-18 04:30:08 PM
2 votes:
I would enjoy seeing her naked.
2012-10-18 04:16:51 PM
2 votes:
Go Daddy should just pay for 30 seconds of dead air to advertise their services.

Downtime is what you get from them.
2012-10-18 02:50:01 PM
2 votes:
Don't worry, subby, it won't be so different. You'll still have an over-hyped, boring game and an epically bad half-time show.
2012-10-18 02:24:30 PM
2 votes:
Yes it will.
2012-10-18 07:29:59 PM
1 votes:
I came for pics and an leaving disappoint looking at nothing but a wall of Studman 69 sharp knees comments
2012-10-18 07:04:07 PM
1 votes:

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

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I think we need additional physical data for a thorough aerodynamic evaluation.

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\hot...sizzing farking hot.
2012-10-18 06:43:11 PM
1 votes:

Bag of Hammers: moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

Probably not because driving cars in circles is not a sport.


I'm waiting for nascar to be won by a brick and bungie cord, not dragging around 200+lb of fat redneck has got to be some sort of speed advantage
2012-10-18 06:06:32 PM
1 votes:

technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.

And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.


THIS.

Wimins need boobs. She has none.
2012-10-18 05:22:24 PM
1 votes:

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


More like Bonerville, amirite?
2012-10-18 05:16:55 PM
1 votes:
Maybe she should race F1 and not win there too.
2012-10-18 04:58:12 PM
1 votes:
Durr, pretty lady make car go fast, make me want domain name.
2012-10-18 04:44:29 PM
1 votes:
In fact, I just took a look at ads for the past few years and noticed something that never really registered with me. She sooo gangly and "not really hot" that they genrally put ACTUAL hot women in the commercials to distract from the fact that Danica may as well be wearing a baggy set of coveralls for all they really reveal of her.
2012-10-18 04:29:43 PM
1 votes:

Jument: I don't give a shiat about GoDaddy. I just want to see more Danica.


Just wait for the last place car. She's usually in that one.
2012-10-18 04:19:27 PM
1 votes:
I don't give a shiat about GoDaddy. I just want to see more Danica.
2012-10-18 04:16:34 PM
1 votes:
She's no longer doing soft core lesbian porn? Hope she has a day job to fall back on.
2012-10-18 04:14:46 PM
1 votes:
If Godaddy doesnt have one of their blatantly sexual commercials this year it might actually raise my opinion of them...

/not by much
2012-10-18 04:13:25 PM
1 votes:
Those commercials are the biggest boner-inducing letdowns ever.
2012-10-18 03:42:05 PM
1 votes:
I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.
2012-10-18 02:39:47 PM
1 votes:
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