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(IndyStar)   It just won't feel like the Super Bowl if I don't see Danica Patrick in a sexy GoDaddy commercial   (indystar.com) divider line 111
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2012-10-19 01:42:26 AM  
Danica won the Japan Grand Prix (CART, not F1) before she jumped to NASCAR.
 
2012-10-19 01:46:09 AM  
Want to bet this has less to do with Danica personally, and more to do with GoDaddy trying to shore up losses by replacing an expensive known celebrity spokesperson with any up-and-comer who'll do the same stupid commercials for an eighth of the pay?

It's a mistake on their part, IMHO. Think what you will about Patrick, she lent a level of fame (or notoriety at least) to GoDaddy that they could never achieve on their own. Their commercials are crap, their service is worse, and f*ck them with a plague of E-crazed Pyramid Heads for supporting that SOPA bullsh*t. Maybe this isn't a sign of internal company combustion, but I'm damn well hoping it is.
 
2012-10-19 01:59:01 AM  

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

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Is that a turbocharged 'Busa ? If that is the case, then Ms Porterfield has bigger testes than this Capt.
 
2012-10-19 03:00:44 AM  

technicolor-misfit: STFU about how people don't properly appreciate you.


Projecting much?
 
2012-10-19 03:25:09 AM  

fluffy2097: technicolor-misfit: STFU about how people don't properly appreciate you.

Projecting much?


Yes. I'm a piss-poor race car driver and moderately attractive chick who's perpetually angry because people don't take me seriously and act like I'm just some pin-up piece of cheesecake... I mean it's not like I do "sexy" ads for a crappy low-rent webhost or something.

You nailed it.
 
2012-10-19 03:25:11 AM  
I've had Godaddy for years, but now that this chick isn't cute, who should I switch my hosting to?
 
2012-10-19 08:30:14 AM  
hot? i dunno about that... ill say attractive yes...

as for race car driver? my only response to that is: shirley muldowney.
 
2012-10-19 09:00:48 AM  
I'll still keep them as my ISP. Great prices and great service and I do mean great service is what has kept me a go daddy customer for my business.....this is not a shill.....it was Patrick's ads that made me give them a try, their great prices that signed me up, but when I lost my password and had to call customer service, I knew I had chosen the right place and when I needed help with my website, glad I had go daddy.........
 
2012-10-19 09:47:35 AM  

technicolor-misfit: Yes. I'm a piss-poor race car driver and moderately attractive chick who's perpetually angry because people don't take me seriously and act like I'm just some pin-up piece of cheesecake... I mean it's not like I do "sexy" ads for a crappy low-rent webhost or something.

You nailed it.


nah dude. Nobody appreciates your wit and you've got a bug up your ass about it.
 
ecl
2012-10-19 11:31:25 AM  

fluffy2097: technicolor-misfit: Yes. I'm a piss-poor race car driver and moderately attractive chick who's perpetually angry because people don't take me seriously and act like I'm just some pin-up piece of cheesecake... I mean it's not like I do "sexy" ads for a crappy low-rent webhost or something.

You nailed it.

nah dude. Nobody appreciates your wit and you've got a bug up your ass about it.


No. He did indeed nail it.
 
2012-10-19 11:40:59 AM  

ecl: fluffy2097: technicolor-misfit: Yes. I'm a piss-poor race car driver and moderately attractive chick who's perpetually angry because people don't take me seriously and act like I'm just some pin-up piece of cheesecake... I mean it's not like I do "sexy" ads for a crappy low-rent webhost or something.

You nailed it.

nah dude. Nobody appreciates your wit and you've got a bug up your ass about it.

No. He did indeed nail it.




Second.

fluffy2097 got burned like like a Buddhist playing with matches.
 
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