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2012-10-18 05:30:59 PM

moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 05:31:40 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Current Resident: they don't do any passing in F1

Wha?


Exactly. They have to make pit stops at some point.
 
2012-10-18 05:32:50 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Current Resident: they don't do any passing in F1

Wha?


Old F1 hater joke.

I quite like F1, truth be told.
 
2012-10-18 05:36:04 PM

Current Resident: Old F1 hater joke.


Ok, that makes sense then. I don't think I've ever known an F1 hater.

/I rather like my little world of hater ignorance, most days.
 
2012-10-18 05:36:25 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Refudiated Strategerist: CapeFearCadaver: I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.

I met her a few years ago at a CART function and know her previous sponsor [Norwalk] very well [best way to get good seats in the Pagoda] and every indication is that she is extremely nice but like all A personality drivers I have met - focused.

Yeah, no. This was someone who's actually worked for an extended period with her... also very much part of the racing industry.


Yeah, no. This was someone who actually wrote her checks for an extended period of time and was around her in both social and racing circles.
 
2012-10-18 05:37:12 PM
When has GoDaddy ever aired a "sexy" commercial?
 
2012-10-18 05:38:35 PM

Refudiated Strategerist: who actually wrote her checks


Oh, well, there you go brother! You got me!
 
2012-10-18 05:39:43 PM

Spartacus Outlaw: Surool: Meh, she's 30 now.

That is in fact what this is all about. She's getting too old.


[thatsthejoke.jpg]
 
2012-10-18 05:40:39 PM
Go Daddy: Because apparently, when I'm building a website, I ask my wiener who he thinks should host it.
 
ecl
2012-10-18 05:45:11 PM

udhq: Go Daddy: Because apparently, when I'm building a website, I ask my wiener who he thinks should host it.


Up for yes, down for no?
 
2012-10-18 05:47:33 PM
My son is in love with her. Got her autograph and talks about her like they're best friends.

He's six though. Maybe, someday, he'll find someone else.
 
2012-10-18 05:48:15 PM

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]



Must be something about the women who race LSR. Trillium Muir and Laura Klock ain't too shabby either.
 
2012-10-18 05:48:55 PM

no talent ass clown: moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

More like Bonerville, amirite?


I'd ride her salt flats
 
2012-10-18 05:49:15 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.


You'd be bitter too if you had to swallow all that sponsor semen. Just ask Kyle Busch.
 
2012-10-18 05:51:19 PM

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.
She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."
Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.
On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.

Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.
And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.
If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


something something hot, fast woman something something leather something ride/between her legs

...fap
 
2012-10-18 05:56:41 PM

Odd Bird: It just won't feel like the shiatty, over-hyped Super Bowl we've come to expect if I don't see Danica Patrick in a sexy GoDaddy commercial.

Would love to see Danica during the Bowl, but only if we're watching it at my place (or hers).

Danica, call me


You realize she's already got a sugar daddy, right?
 
2012-10-18 06:03:36 PM
They say her "Q score" -- likeability -- is low.

Any of those geniuses put it together that that's probably because she's willingly working for godaddy? "It's weird how everyone we hire becomes so unlikeable."
 
2012-10-18 06:06:32 PM

technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.

And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.


THIS.

Wimins need boobs. She has none.
 
2012-10-18 06:21:03 PM

QFarker: When has GoDaddy ever aired a "sexy" commercial?


Came to say this...
 
2012-10-18 06:23:29 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.


Now you've heard it from at least two of us. She's a mega-biatch.

Dear baby Jesus, I don't ask for much, but please, please kill this sponsorship. Thanks a bunch, TTYL.
 
2012-10-18 06:35:53 PM

moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


Probably not because driving cars in circles is not a sport.
 
2012-10-18 06:43:11 PM

Bag of Hammers: moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

Probably not because driving cars in circles is not a sport.


I'm waiting for nascar to be won by a brick and bungie cord, not dragging around 200+lb of fat redneck has got to be some sort of speed advantage
 
2012-10-18 06:48:04 PM

fluffy2097: technicolor-misfit: And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.

I imagine that having thousands of drunk assholes hooting at her all the time doesn't make it easy to be bubbly around the public. Going anywhere to do anything becomes an ordeal when people constantly call you a ugly, shiatty driver.



Well, nobody forced her to ride the "hot race car driver" cash cow.

If she didn't foresee that her lack of actual hotness and actual racing ability was going to lead to derision then she's also a dumb-ass.

It'd be like Justin Bieber biatching because people mock his music and "teen idol" status.

If you actually have the opportunity to peddle mediocrity for million dollar paychecks... AND choose to do so... then just count your money, count yourself lucky, and STFU about how people don't properly appreciate you.
 
2012-10-18 06:52:14 PM
The big secret isn't what she looks like naked, it's that she has to sit on a telephone book to see over the steering wheel.
 
2012-10-18 07:04:03 PM

Bag of Hammers: moike: Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

Probably not because driving cars in circles is not a sport.


Leslie Portfield races motorcycles... and not in a circle.

You're welcome.

/kinda agree
//racing cars/motorcycles/etc. that go right along with left is one of my favorite things.
 
2012-10-18 07:04:07 PM

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


I think we need additional physical data for a thorough aerodynamic evaluation.

eurobikenight.files.wordpress.com

\hot...sizzing farking hot.
 
2012-10-18 07:09:29 PM

Ed_Severson: Dear baby Jesus, I don't ask for much, but please, please kill this sponsorship. Thanks a bunch, TTYL.


Que: [willferrelltalladeganights.jpg]

CapeFearCadaver: Porterfield


ftfm
 
2012-10-18 07:10:27 PM
"...the sexy racing star..."

It was about this point I realized TFA was directed at people with whom I disagree. Even liking dark women more than blonds isn't enough to nudge her into any decent category for me.
 
2012-10-18 07:14:03 PM
Shatner can always take another gig.
images.zap2it.com
 
2012-10-18 07:19:54 PM

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


I like her a Lot.

/worst pun evar!
 
2012-10-18 07:23:38 PM

TheTurtle: scottydoesntknow: I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.

I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their terrible commercials, but because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA.

 
2012-10-18 07:29:59 PM
I came for pics and an leaving disappoint looking at nothing but a wall of Studman 69 sharp knees comments
 
2012-10-18 07:31:20 PM

ShadeeJake: Maybe she should race F1 and not win there too.


She's not good enough to qualify to race F1.
 
2012-10-18 07:41:12 PM
Danica is the NASCAR version of tennis' Anna Kournikova. Never won anything, but looked hot enough to increase ticket sales.
(and get lots of ad money)
 
2012-10-18 07:55:10 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: TheTurtle: scottydoesntknow: I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.

I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their terrible commercials, but because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA.


That, too.

Their website is a huge pain in the ass when you just wanna get one simple thing done and get out. A million extra-cost things to uncheck, obscure-but-vital things buried in small type, you're lucky if you get through checkout without having to go back and take half that crap off.

I think the people who built that site later went back to asshole-school, got another degree in assholery, and then built VistaPrint's website.
 
2012-10-18 07:59:25 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Refudiated Strategerist: who actually wrote her checks

Oh, well, there you go brother! You got me!


Yep...perspective. It is possible she is perceived differently to different people in different settings.
 
2012-10-18 08:05:04 PM
SEXY DANICA DUO!

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4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 08:14:47 PM

Refudiated Strategerist: CapeFearCadaver: Refudiated Strategerist: who actually wrote her checks

Oh, well, there you go brother! You got me!

Yep...perspective. It is possible she is perceived presents herself differently to different people in different settings.


Especially to those who cut her farking check.

/I do the same thing
//except that the people who know me don't despise me
 
2012-10-18 08:24:45 PM
Maybe they could reconsider taking another run at Wonder Years.
 
2012-10-18 08:30:59 PM
There are far more attractive woman out there than Danica Patrick. She ain't all that.
 
2012-10-18 09:08:35 PM

socoloco: There are far more attractive woman out there than Danica Patrick. She ain't all that.


And you won't get to hit any of them.
 
2012-10-18 09:10:03 PM
I would like to plow her a new vag. I want her to be so loud that the neighbor's lights turn on.
 
2012-10-18 09:26:45 PM

aarkwilde: My son is in love with her. Got her autograph and talks about her like they're best friends.

He's six though. Maybe, someday, he'll find someone else.


Well, their breasts are the same size.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Danica is the NASCAR version of tennis' Anna Kournikova. Never won anything, but looked hot enough to increase ticket sales.
(and get lots of ad money)


Anna won two doubles titles and is a farkload hotter than Patrick.
 
2012-10-18 09:27:22 PM
Don't worry, her days are just about over. There are hotter and better up and coming female racers, and most likely not a biatch like her. Bye bye Danica, get ready to cry when you are replaced.
 
2012-10-18 09:27:39 PM
Rest assured that absolutely nothing GoDaddy might ever do could cause me to think any less of them. Same goes for Danica.
 
2012-10-18 09:45:55 PM

mjbok: Anna won two doubles titles and is a farkload hotter than Patrick.


On the comparative hotness scale of 'Anna vs all tennis players', and 'Danica vs all NASCAR drivers'....Danica wins. But yes, Anna is/was hotter than Danica.
And I do concede that Anna won a couple of doubles titles. But that is not why she made so much money.
 
2012-10-18 09:53:28 PM
I would complete a pit stop with her under 14 seconds. And change both spring rubbers.
/kidding, she does nothing for me
 
2012-10-18 10:01:57 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: On the comparative hotness scale of 'Anna vs all tennis players', and 'Danica vs all NASCAR drivers'....Danica wins. But yes, Anna is/was hotter than Danica.


However if you compare Anna to other female tennis players and Danica to other female racers, Anna trounces her. Other than Sharipova, has there ever been a hotter tennis player than Anna? There are currently (easily) at least a half dozen professional racers that are hotter than Patrick.
 
2012-10-18 11:04:10 PM
I heard Nike was thinking about sponsoring her...

But seriously, she's probably one of the most overrated people I've ever seen on television. She's a horrible race car driver. I seriously doubt she'll be back in 2013 for the NASCAR season. If she is then, BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOYS, TIGHTEN UP THOSE SAFER BARRIERS!

/absolutely hate overrated drivers *cough cough* KYLE BUSCH *cough*
//Go RPM A-Team!!
 
2012-10-18 11:26:27 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Refudiated Strategerist: CapeFearCadaver: Refudiated Strategerist: who actually wrote her checks

Oh, well, there you go brother! You got me!

Yep...perspective. It is possible she is perceived presents herself differently to different people in different settings.

Especially to those who cut her farking check.

/I do the same thing
//except that the people who know me don't despise me


Except, sunshine, he sees her when she wrecked, when she practiced, when she did well, when she did poor, when she was at work, when she was at the pool, when she was at meetings, when she was at meet and greets.

I've watched drivers, from Paul Tracy to Tony Stewart to Michael Andretti climb all over the guys who write the checks when they are tired or frustrated in the pits. Patrick is no different. There is no logic to support the "they act different around those who write the check".

Then again, I've only been hanging around this stuff for 40 years.
 
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