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(IndyStar)   It just won't feel like the Super Bowl if I don't see Danica Patrick in a sexy GoDaddy commercial   (indystar.com) divider line 111
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2012-10-18 02:24:30 PM
Yes it will.
 
2012-10-18 02:39:47 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 02:42:45 PM
I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.
 
2012-10-18 02:50:01 PM
Don't worry, subby, it won't be so different. You'll still have an over-hyped, boring game and an epically bad half-time show.
 
2012-10-18 03:06:19 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Yes it will.


done in one.
 
2012-10-18 03:42:05 PM
I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.
 
2012-10-18 04:11:37 PM
To make up for it, they'll have twice the Black Eyed Peas.
 
2012-10-18 04:13:25 PM
Those commercials are the biggest boner-inducing letdowns ever.
 
2012-10-18 04:14:46 PM
If Godaddy doesnt have one of their blatantly sexual commercials this year it might actually raise my opinion of them...

/not by much
 
2012-10-18 04:16:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.


I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their terrible commercials, but because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA.
 
2012-10-18 04:16:34 PM
She's no longer doing soft core lesbian porn? Hope she has a day job to fall back on.
 
2012-10-18 04:16:51 PM
Go Daddy should just pay for 30 seconds of dead air to advertise their services.

Downtime is what you get from them.
 
2012-10-18 04:17:13 PM
It just won't feel like the shiatty, over-hyped Super Bowl we've come to expect if I don't see Danica Patrick in a sexy GoDaddy commercial.

Would love to see Danica during the Bowl, but only if we're watching it at my place (or hers).

Danica, call me
 
2012-10-18 04:17:50 PM

Detinwolf: To make up for it, they'll have twice the Black Eyed Peas.


If whats her name drunkenly wets her pants during the performance I'll consider it a good halftime show.
 
2012-10-18 04:19:21 PM

Marine1: Those commercials are the biggest boner-inducing letdowns ever.


I never once went to their website to see the "too hot for tv" endings.
 
2012-10-18 04:19:27 PM
I don't give a shiat about GoDaddy. I just want to see more Danica.
 
2012-10-18 04:22:29 PM
who actually watches the commercials during the superbowl?
 
2012-10-18 04:23:14 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.

in bed.
 
2012-10-18 04:26:02 PM
Did the article refer to her as a "sexy racing star"? Because:

A: She's not sexy
B: She's the furthest thing from a racing "star"
 
2012-10-18 04:29:43 PM

Jument: I don't give a shiat about GoDaddy. I just want to see more Danica.


Just wait for the last place car. She's usually in that one.
 
2012-10-18 04:30:08 PM
I would enjoy seeing her naked.
 
2012-10-18 04:31:05 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Don't worry, subby, it won't be so different. You'll still have an over-hyped, boring game and an epically bad half-time show.


Sometimes the game is exciting, but it's a total crapshoot. Both of the recent Giants victories (2012 and especially 2008) were exciting.
 
2012-10-18 04:32:43 PM
Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.

And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.
 
2012-10-18 04:36:03 PM

srtpointman: A: She's not sexy


True dat.

B: She's the furthest thing from a racing "star"

The only driver that has more exposure than her is maybe Dale Jr. She is, most certainly, a "star". And since she is technicly a racecar driver (even last-place finishers count), she is, in fact a racing "star".
 
2012-10-18 04:38:10 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Jument: I don't give a shiat about GoDaddy. I just want to see more Danica.

Just wait for the last place car. She's usually in that one.


I should clarify that I don't give a shiat about Nascar or whatever racing she does either. I just want to see more Danica looking attractive.
 
2012-10-18 04:40:59 PM
Meh, she's 30 now.
 
2012-10-18 04:44:29 PM
In fact, I just took a look at ads for the past few years and noticed something that never really registered with me. She sooo gangly and "not really hot" that they genrally put ACTUAL hot women in the commercials to distract from the fact that Danica may as well be wearing a baggy set of coveralls for all they really reveal of her.
 
2012-10-18 04:47:10 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: srtpointman: A: She's not sexy

True dat.

B: She's the furthest thing from a racing "star"

The only driver that has more exposure than her is maybe Dale Jr. She is, most certainly, a "star". And since she is technicly a racecar driver (even last-place finishers count), she is, in fact a racing "star".


So, what you're saying by bringing Joonyer into it is that the drivers who are overhyped media creations generally can't drive worth shiat?
 
2012-10-18 04:48:22 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: srtpointman: A: She's not sexy

True dat.

B: She's the furthest thing from a racing "star"

The only driver that has more exposure than her is maybe Dale Jr. She is, most certainly, a "star". And since she is technicly a racecar driver (even last-place finishers count), she is, in fact a racing "star".


Is that like being a "fitness celebrity?"

John Basedow: Fish Sticks Made Simple
 
2012-10-18 04:50:30 PM

CapeFearCadaver: I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.


I met her a few years ago at a CART function and know her previous sponsor [Norwalk] very well [best way to get good seats in the Pagoda] and every indication is that she is extremely nice but like all A personality drivers I have met - focused.
 
2012-10-18 04:58:12 PM
Durr, pretty lady make car go fast, make me want domain name.
 
2012-10-18 05:04:30 PM
I've watched a few of her NASCAR races and was pretty much disgusted by some of the male drivers going all 'Dale Earnhardt' on her (in the classical sense, meaning not running into the wall, but trying to run her into the wall). It's like their ego can't take losing to a GIRL. Sure enough, she got wrecked. She''d be better off back in Indy cars, frankly.
 
2012-10-18 05:04:47 PM

technicolor-misfit: And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.


I imagine that having thousands of drunk assholes hooting at her all the time doesn't make it easy to be bubbly around the public. Going anywhere to do anything becomes an ordeal when people constantly call you a ugly, shiatty driver.
 
2012-10-18 05:05:24 PM

Refudiated Strategerist: CapeFearCadaver: I've heard from someone in the know that she's just a horrible and terrible human being.

I met her a few years ago at a CART function and know her previous sponsor [Norwalk] very well [best way to get good seats in the Pagoda] and every indication is that she is extremely nice but like all A personality drivers I have met - focused.


Yeah, no. This was someone who's actually worked for an extended period with her... also very much part of the racing industry.
 
2012-10-18 05:13:53 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Jument: I don't give a shiat about GoDaddy. I just want to see more Danica.

Just wait for the last place car. She's usually in that one.


Only if everyone in front of her car runs out of gas.

Seriously, I rooted for Danica when she made her rookie run at Indy and I still feel she was mis-advised in the last couple of laps; she had a chance but ran out of gas. Unfortunately, her entire career since than has been built on the premise that she's hot (she is very pretty) and she can drive fast (um ... no.)

I wish Danica well and hope she has a career when she leaves racing but I cannot say I will miss watching her race.
 
2012-10-18 05:14:05 PM
Eh, You'll get over it.
 
2012-10-18 05:15:28 PM

technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.



Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

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2012-10-18 05:16:55 PM
Maybe she should race F1 and not win there too.
 
2012-10-18 05:19:05 PM

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.

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Our Loss.
 
2012-10-18 05:20:36 PM
So, did anyone actually watch any of the "too hot for TV" links on the web site?
 
2012-10-18 05:21:40 PM

scottydoesntknow: I can't stand GoDaddy, and not because of their crappy policies and support of SOPA, but because of their terrible commercials.


You don't understand - THIS time the "unrated" online content would have had her and another hot chick naked and bumpin' muffs.

Not like all those other times.
 
2012-10-18 05:22:24 PM

moike: technicolor-misfit: Let's be honest.

She's not really "hot." She's "hot for a race car driver."

Interestingly enough, she's a fairly attractive chick, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a race car driver.

On the other hand... she's an okay race car driver, but not enough to rate much attention if she weren't a fairly attractive chick.


Nah, she's not hot for a race car driver... I know women drivers in motorsport far hotter than Danica.

And she's never been an 'ok' race car driver. Hell, the co-driver I used to have on my team was far hotter than Danica is and knew how to get a race car to the checkered flag without finding a wall to crash into every other race.

If Danica was male you'd never hear word one spoken about her given how abysmal her track record is.

Hell, Leslie Porterfield is the fastest woman to set foot on the salt at Bonneville, and I'm willing to bet the majority of you have never heard of her.


More like Bonerville, amirite?
 
2012-10-18 05:23:01 PM

moike: Leslie Porterfield


Now, she's actually a bit of a hero of mine.
 
2012-10-18 05:24:11 PM
Overrated from day one
 
2012-10-18 05:25:14 PM

technicolor-misfit:
And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor and a gangly boyish off-kilter body.


You say that like it's a bad thing
 
2012-10-18 05:25:32 PM

Surool: Meh, she's 30 now.


That is in fact what this is all about. She's getting too old.
 
2012-10-18 05:28:17 PM

ShadeeJake: Maybe she should race F1 and not win there too.


Considering they don't do any passing in F1, she'd fit right in.
 
2012-10-18 05:28:30 PM

technicolor-misfit: And when you actually see and hear her outside of a still photo, she has an unlikable sort of cold, pinched, "stick up her ass" demeanor


Giggity.

If she's aloof and acts as if she can't stand me - even better.
 
2012-10-18 05:29:46 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Overrated from day one


The whole phenomenon reminds me of Angela Gossow of Arch Enemy. If she was a guy everyone would be screaming about how bad the vocals are.

/love you, Angie!
//really, really do though...
 
2012-10-18 05:30:40 PM

Current Resident: they don't do any passing in F1


Wha?
 
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