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2012-10-18 11:42:44 AM  
Dartmouth had to figure out something after not just forgetting their tee at home, but after Yale took back a tee it had initially said Dartmouth could borrow.

Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.
 
2012-10-18 01:50:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.


Yep. Each team has their own. You can collect the whole set. For some unknown reason, the North Carolina Game Cock Teas are the most popular.
 
2012-10-18 02:20:44 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: North Carolina Game Cock Teas


*snert*

Why couldn't they just have someone go buy one?
 
2012-10-18 02:21:12 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.

Yep. Each team has their own. You can collect the whole set. For some unknown reason, the North Carolina Game Cock Teas are the most popular.


I thought nobody liked 'Cock teases.
 
2012-10-18 02:25:10 PM  
Yale took back a tee it had initially said Dartmouth could borrow

i'm glad they teach sportmanship at ivy league schools. who am i kidding, they are better at producing douchebags than anything else
 
2012-10-18 02:25:48 PM  

Treygreen13: I_Am_Weasel: North Carolina Game Cock Teas

*snert*

Why couldn't they just have someone go buy one?


what? dartmouth doesn't have that sort of money...
 
2012-10-18 02:28:36 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.

Yep. Each team has their own. You can collect the whole set. For some unknown reason, the North Carolina Game Cock Teas are the most popular.


Try "South Carolina".
 
2012-10-18 02:29:20 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Yale took back a tee it had initially said Dartmouth could borrow

i'm glad they teach sportmanship at ivy league schools. who am i kidding, they are better at producing douchebags than anything else


they don't want to create a system of dependence. if you hand the dartmouth kickers a tee they won't learn to pull themselves up by the cleatstraps.
 
2012-10-18 02:32:00 PM  
After Yale took back the tee, I think I would lead off with a surprise onside kick.
 
2012-10-18 02:35:10 PM  
They couldn't have just gone to Wal-Mart and picked one up for $6? Link
 
2012-10-18 02:37:31 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.

Yep. Each team has their own. You can collect the whole set. For some unknown reason, the North Carolina Game Cock Teas are the most popular.


Good stuff, but I I expect some Carolinian is going to get twisted up about North and South here...
 
2012-10-18 02:37:33 PM  

ChrisDe: I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.

Yep. Each team has their own. You can collect the whole set. For some unknown reason, the North Carolina Game Cock Teas are the most popular.

Try "South Carolina".


I tried South Carolina. It's not that great.

/jk
//it's okay
 
2012-10-18 02:40:21 PM  
I expect no less from a team coached by Buddy Teevens.
 
2012-10-18 02:41:22 PM  

Treygreen13: I_Am_Weasel: North Carolina Game Cock Teas

*snert*

Why couldn't they just have someone go buy one?


According to the USA Today article that TFA linked to, the Yale team revoked its offer 15 minutes before kickoff.
 
2012-10-18 02:51:35 PM  

Arkanaut: Treygreen13: I_Am_Weasel: North Carolina Game Cock Teas

*snert*

Why couldn't they just have someone go buy one?

According to the USA Today article that TFA linked to, the Yale team revoked its offer 15 minutes before kickoff.


I would have still sent one of the many interns or the head equipment manager to buy one even if he got to the game late JUST IN CASE.
 
2012-10-18 02:58:41 PM  

ddam: Arkanaut: Treygreen13: I_Am_Weasel: North Carolina Game Cock Teas

*snert*

Why couldn't they just have someone go buy one?

According to the USA Today article that TFA linked to, the Yale team revoked its offer 15 minutes before kickoff.

I would have still sent one of the many interns or the head equipment manager to buy one even if he got to the game late JUST IN CASE.


Yeah -- defer the kickoff if you can, have someone hold if you can't. You should be able to get one there by the end of the 1st quarter at the latest, I'm sure.
 
2012-10-18 03:43:43 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Dartmouth had to figure out something after not just forgetting their tee at home, but after Yale took back a tee it had initially said Dartmouth could borrow.

Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.


Scoreboard:

Yale 34
Dartmouth 14


Its not like Dartmouth needed to kick a bunch of times.
 
2012-10-18 03:51:09 PM  

mikaloyd: Scoreboard:

Yale 34
Dartmouth 14


"The paper said that starting kicker Riley Lyons, using the makeshift tee Willenbrock prepared for kickoffs, averaged 60 yards per kickoff with a pair of touchbacks and Dartmouth beat Yale. This isn't going to lead to Dartmouth's kickers seeing what else they can form into kicking tees during future games."

Dartmouth won 34-14.

/I only doubted your score because I know that Yale really, really, really sucks at football this year.
 
2012-10-18 03:53:22 PM  

IAmRight: mikaloyd: Scoreboard:

Yale 34
Dartmouth 14

"The paper said that starting kicker Riley Lyons, using the makeshift tee Willenbrock prepared for kickoffs, averaged 60 yards per kickoff with a pair of touchbacks and Dartmouth beat Yale. This isn't going to lead to Dartmouth's kickers seeing what else they can form into kicking tees during future games."

Dartmouth won 34-14.

/I only doubted your score because I know that Yale really, really, really sucks at football this year.

 
2012-10-18 04:03:16 PM  

meanmutton: IAmRight: mikaloyd: Scoreboard:

Yale 34
Dartmouth 14

"The paper said that starting kicker Riley Lyons, using the makeshift tee Willenbrock prepared for kickoffs, averaged 60 yards per kickoff with a pair of touchbacks and Dartmouth beat Yale. This isn't going to lead to Dartmouth's kickers seeing what else they can form into kicking tees during future games."

Dartmouth won 34-14.

/I only doubted your score because I know that Yale really, really, really sucks at football this year.

 
2012-10-18 04:22:17 PM  

Minarets: They couldn't have just gone to Wal-Mart and picked one up for $6? Link


Are you kidding? Dartmouth people don't shop at Wal-Mart, you farking caveman.

/neither do Yale people
//OR Harvard people
///Brown people might
 
2012-10-18 04:25:18 PM  

NashMcNash: ///Brown people might


thatsracist.jpg
 
2012-10-18 04:28:56 PM  

TabASlotB: I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.

Yep. Each team has their own. You can collect the whole set. For some unknown reason, the North Carolina Game Cock Teas are the most popular.

Good stuff, but I I expect some Carolinian is going to get twisted up about North and South here...


If they can't figure out that The University of Being Neither the Real "Carolina" Nor the Real "USC" is down in Worst Carolina, then they'd be eminently qualified to live there.
 
2012-10-18 05:08:25 PM  

mikaloyd: scottydoesntknow: Dartmouth had to figure out something after not just forgetting their tee at home, but after Yale took back a tee it had initially said Dartmouth could borrow.

Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.

Scoreboard:

Yale 34
Dartmouth 14


Its not like Dartmouth needed to kick a bunch of times.


Other than the score being the exact opposite of what you said, you're right.

Cripes, it's even in the article*: The paper said that starting kicker Riley Lyons, using the makeshift tee Willenbrock prepared for kickoffs, averaged 60 yards per kickoff with a pair of touchbacks and Dartmouth beat Yale.

* welcometofark.jpg
 
2012-10-18 06:02:08 PM  

meanmutton: ddam: Arkanaut: Treygreen13: I_Am_Weasel: North Carolina Game Cock Teas

*snert*

Why couldn't they just have someone go buy one?

According to the USA Today article that TFA linked to, the Yale team revoked its offer 15 minutes before kickoff.

I would have still sent one of the many interns or the head equipment manager to buy one even if he got to the game late JUST IN CASE.

Yeah -- defer the kickoff if you can, have someone hold if you can't. You should be able to get one there by the end of the 1st quarter at the latest, I'm sure.


According to ye olde maps and Walmart.com, it's 5 miles and 10 minutes from the Yale Bowl to the nearest Walmart. Figured it out in like 2 minutes. Didn't go to that wonderful school that my town shares a name and school colors with, but I think a team manager could've figured it out.
 
2012-10-18 06:45:16 PM  

SkittlesAreYum: mikaloyd: scottydoesntknow: Dartmouth had to figure out something after not just forgetting their tee at home, but after Yale took back a tee it had initially said Dartmouth could borrow.

Talk about a dick move. I didn't even know away team had to supply their own kicking tees.

Scoreboard:

Yale 34
Dartmouth 14


Its not like Dartmouth needed to kick a bunch of times.

Other than the score being the exact opposite of what you said, you're right.

Cripes, it's even in the article*: The paper said that starting kicker Riley Lyons, using the makeshift tee Willenbrock prepared for kickoffs, averaged 60 yards per kickoff with a pair of touchbacks and Dartmouth beat Yale.

* welcometofark.jpg


i1182.photobucket.com
 
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