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(Oregon Live)   Beaverton police take hamster into 'protective custody' after owner is accused of DUI - with "you'd probably hit it" pic. The owner, not the hamster   (mobile.oregonlive.com) divider line 131
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2012-10-18 11:54:48 AM
images.starpulse.com 
Would accept either the woman or the hamster...
 
2012-10-18 12:00:36 PM
FTA: Shortly after 12:30 a.m. Tuesday, Beaverton officers stopped a vehicle, in the 14000 block of Southwest Scholls Ferry Road, on suspicion that the driver was impaired, said Officer Mike Rowe, a Beaverton police spokesman.
www.medialifemagazine.com
 
2012-10-18 12:28:46 PM
She should have let the hamster drive.
 
2012-10-18 12:59:15 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: She should have let the hamster drive.


Hamster, Take the Wheel
 
2012-10-18 01:04:08 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: She should have let the hamster drive.


What hampsters driving may look like:

cdn3.mixrmedia.com  

Link
 
2012-10-18 01:30:47 PM
I think I'd rather hit the hamster.
Wrap 'em in duct tape, and you're good to go.
 
2012-10-18 01:41:45 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: She should have let the hamster drive.


Who is driving? Oh my God, Hamster is driving! How can that be?
 
2012-10-18 01:48:13 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: She should have let the hamster drive.


They're kind of like little groundhogs

/they drive angry
 
2012-10-18 02:00:56 PM
FTA: The hamster, whose name is unknown

What if the reporter did know the hamster's name? Would it be ethical to publish it or do the same journalistic standards that discourage publishing the names of minors also apply to hamsters?
 
2012-10-18 03:18:38 PM
catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-18 03:22:36 PM

Paris1127: [images.starpulse.com image 470x313] 
Would accept either the woman or the hamster...


damnit, beat me to it.
 
2012-10-18 03:22:40 PM
seems a little hairy
 
2012-10-18 03:22:52 PM
The hamster, whose name is unknown

Considering a fugitive hamster is on the loose, this is important.

www.doobybrain.com
 
2012-10-18 03:23:58 PM

Paris1127:  
Would accept either the woman or the hamster...


Apparently.
FTFA: officer created a container for the animal from an evidence tube and safely transported the hamster to the Emergency Veterinary Clinic of Tualatin.
 
2012-10-18 03:24:08 PM
I think I would have "lost" (secretly adopted) the hamster after getting it out of the car so she couldn't get it back. She obviously didn't care about it if she told them to just kill it or the fact that she let it run loose in a moving vehicle where it could have easily gotten squished underfoot.
 
2012-10-18 03:24:34 PM

DanZero: [catmacros.files.wordpress.com image 500x400]


This, but without the cats. What is wrong with you subby? That is UGLY.
 
2012-10-18 03:24:54 PM
Sober up and after a shower maybe....., I have to sober up first.
 
2012-10-18 03:25:02 PM
Sad to see that GrablesDaughter has fallen on such hard times.
 
2012-10-18 03:25:09 PM
I may be desperate, but not that desperate, subby.
 
2012-10-18 03:25:11 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: She should have let the hamster drive.


they have terrible taste in music tho.
 
2012-10-18 03:25:14 PM

Paris1127: [images.starpulse.com image 470x313] 
Would accept either both the woman or and the hamster...


FTFY :D
 
2012-10-18 03:25:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 03:25:24 PM
Nice Hamster

www.elvisblog.net
 
2012-10-18 03:25:52 PM

Ennuipoet: FTA: Shortly after 12:30 a.m. Tuesday, Beaverton officers stopped a vehicle, in the 14000 block of Southwest Scholls Ferry Road, on suspicion that the driver was impaired, said Officer Mike Rowe, a Beaverton police spokesman.
[www.medialifemagazine.com image 379x254]



I know Rowe has done some dirty, dirty jobs, but police work?
 
2012-10-18 03:26:30 PM

TommyymmoT: I think I'd rather hit the hamster.
Wrap 'em in duct tape, and you're good to go.


Came here for some semblance of Hamster....Duct Tape...Farking.....They'll explode if ya don't...etc.
 
2012-10-18 03:27:15 PM
Don't kid yourself, submitter, some people would hit the hamster, if they could. Even Farkers' penises aren't that small.
 
2012-10-18 03:27:39 PM
Don't be too hasty, subby. We haven't seen a picture of the hamster yet.
 
2012-10-18 03:28:52 PM
Don't drive angry, DON'T DRIVE ANGRY!!!

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2012-10-18 03:30:21 PM
She's smoking hot.
 
2012-10-18 03:30:39 PM
I'd be more impressed if it was the Hampton police taking a beaver into protective custody.
 
2012-10-18 03:30:42 PM
It's like a good friend of mine, while driving around he see's a girl and says "OHHHH look at her!"

And I'm like, dude. That's just a woman, that's what they look like.
 
2012-10-18 03:30:51 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
 
2012-10-18 03:31:06 PM
Hamster named Raggot?


Armageddon
 
2012-10-18 03:31:22 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com

Does a gerbil king outrank a hamster?
 
2012-10-18 03:31:30 PM
I thought Hammy was more of a boater.
www.primefocusgroup.com 

/Obscure?
 
2012-10-18 03:32:15 PM
Holy crap, that story is full of win. Every part of it.

The hamster put up a fight. They don't mention tasering the hamster, though. I was kinda surprised by that. Maybe they should get small rodent tasers, just in case.
 
2012-10-18 03:32:28 PM
Officers reportedly talked with the driver, whom they identified as Nicole Huey, 27, of Beaverton, and found that she had a hamster on her lap.

So is the famous Hamster Huey?
 
2012-10-18 03:32:41 PM
I'd have to be drunker than she is.
 
2012-10-18 03:33:29 PM
Huey gets DUII and is now in the uh, Loo-ie?... I got nuttin'
 
2012-10-18 03:34:10 PM

JohnKimble63: Sad to see that GrablesDaughter has fallen on such hard times.


You're trying to call down the wrath of the GD fan boys?
 
2012-10-18 03:35:27 PM
so they "should just kill it."

biatch.
 
2012-10-18 03:37:13 PM
I'd get hit by it.

In an oncoming car.

/drunks are not attractive. They are walking murder machines.
 
2012-10-18 03:37:38 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Is Siberian hamster!
 
2012-10-18 03:38:31 PM

JohnKimble63: Sad to see that GrablesDaughter has fallen on such hard times.


I got a time out for less then that.
 
2012-10-18 03:39:03 PM
Article and thread have it all. Full of awesome.
 
2012-10-18 03:39:13 PM
"It took three officers to capture the furry little passenger," That's what she said!
 
2012-10-18 03:39:31 PM
glenford, no only gp in the diving bell is obscure
 
2012-10-18 03:40:24 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Because People in power are Stupid: She should have let the hamster drive.

they have terrible taste in music tho.


You have no idea
 
2012-10-18 03:42:21 PM

JohnKimble63: Sad to see that GrablesDaughter has fallen on such hard times.


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Girion47: JohnKimble63: Sad to see that GrablesDaughter has fallen on such hard times.

You're trying to call down the wrath of the GD fan boys?


Sure, why not? Then I know who to ignore quickly.
 
2012-10-18 03:42:49 PM
What were they doing searching her lap?
 
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