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(WEEI Boston)   Jets complain about Patriots' unorthodox offense   (weei.com) divider line 21
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2012-10-18 02:07:17 PM
3 votes:

IAmRight: buckeyebrain: 94 play drive?

94-play game.


Although the Cowboys are working on putting together a 94 play drive. They'll have 54 false starts, 19 holding penalties, and 7 illegal shifts. They will convert 9 3rd and 30's, two 4th and 15s, and the drive will advance 99 yards "as the crow flies" but a total of 1,456 yards. It will end in a FG when Dez Bryant lets 7 consecutive TD passes bounce off his facemask.
2012-10-18 12:46:35 PM
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: /You only had to write 3 sentences (the rest was quotes), and you get that wrong?!


*twitch*

Hey, professor. You always write out the word "three" in this situation.
2012-10-18 01:59:48 PM
2 votes:

AdamK: the jets should bring back Brett Favre - the best QB in Jets history


No way. I heard they called up Chad Pennington, but he somehow broke his spine making breakfast.
2012-10-18 01:13:41 PM
2 votes:
The Jets just get confused when they see a quarterback complete more than half of his passes.
2012-10-18 12:54:05 PM
2 votes:
In the Jets defense, any offense that actually gains yardage is unorthodox.
2012-10-18 12:52:23 PM
2 votes:
If I were the Jets, I would complain about being the Jets.
2012-10-18 12:46:53 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: That number includes a 94-play effort in a win vs. the Bronocs on October 7.

*twitch* 

/You only had to write 3 sentences (the rest was quotes), and you get that wrong?!


i am a lifelong fan of the bronocs, u mad bro? noc?


/s
2012-10-18 04:03:18 PM
1 votes:

chevydeuce: Treygreen13: IAmRight: buckeyebrain: 94 play drive?

94-play game.

Although the Cowboys are working on putting together a 94 play drive. They'll have 54 false starts, 19 holding penalties, and 7 illegal shifts. They will convert 9 3rd and 30's, two 4th and 15s, and the drive will advance 99 yards "as the crow flies" but a total of 1,456 yards. It will end in a FG when Dez Bryant lets 7 consecutive TD passes bounce off his facemask.

NFL Films needs to put together a montage of 94 Cowboys plays depicting this....and set it to banjo and fiddle music....


My only issue with the NFL Films presentations of anything that happened prior to 99 is that they slow down the action to near intolerable levels. I don't think I can take that much banjo and fiddle.
2012-10-18 03:22:56 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: IAmRight: buckeyebrain: 94 play drive?

94-play game.

Although the Cowboys are working on putting together a 94 play drive. They'll have 54 false starts, 19 holding penalties, and 7 illegal shifts. They will convert 9 3rd and 30's, two 4th and 15s, and the drive will advance 99 yards "as the crow flies" but a total of 1,456 yards. It will end in a FG when Dez Bryant lets 7 consecutive TD passes bounce off his facemask.


NFL Films needs to put together a montage of 94 Cowboys plays depicting this....and set it to banjo and fiddle music....
2012-10-18 02:21:09 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: It will end in a FG when Dez Bryant lets 7 consecutive TD passes bounce off his facemask.


Hey, Romo should have placed it in his hands. It's Romo's fault.
2012-10-18 02:02:13 PM
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: scottydoesntknow: That number includes a 94-play effort in a win vs. the Bronocs on October 7.

*twitch* 

/You only had to write 3 sentences (the rest was quotes), and you get that wrong?!

You jumped on the typo, but there are bigger fish to fry here. 94 play drive? Did the officials give first downs for gaining a half-yard or something?


94 play game, not 94 play drive
2012-10-18 01:53:06 PM
1 votes:
Come on man. Pace was actually praising them, not lambasting them for their offense. Borderline illegal is meant by the fact that they almost are not even set when they snap. Nothing like ignoring facts to get a green light. I wish we could out submitters.
2012-10-18 01:52:02 PM
1 votes:

Harv72b: The Jets just get confused when they see a quarterback complete more than half of his passes.


I lol'ed, but then I recalled that each of the last three seasons under Rex, the opposing QB completed barely over 50% of their pass attempts against the Jets, so you're actually more right than you know.
2012-10-18 01:50:47 PM
1 votes:

Your Zionist Leader: Wait, is this ironic because the Jets didn't realize you were allowed to have an offense?


Because Tebow.
2012-10-18 01:48:22 PM
1 votes:
Wait, is this ironic because the Jets didn't realize you were allowed to have an offense?
2012-10-18 01:38:31 PM
1 votes:
the jets should bring back Brett Favre - the best QB in Jets history
2012-10-18 01:22:45 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: farbekrieg: i am a lifelong fan of the bronocs, u mad bro?

Cry me a Rivers?


just shootin the brees

/damn bye weeks
2012-10-18 01:00:50 PM
1 votes:

Killer Cars: scottydoesntknow: /You only had to write 3 sentences (the rest was quotes), and you get that wrong?!

It's WEEI. I'm pretty sure Tahhmy from Quinzeee also writes all their content.


Did you hear about his dog? It fell off the ruf onto Sully's cah. It's okay though.
2012-10-18 12:48:50 PM
1 votes:
It has worked three times this year, and not so much another three times.
2012-10-18 11:47:24 AM
1 votes:
That number includes a 94-play effort in a win vs. the Bronocs on October 7.

*twitch* 

/You only had to write 3 sentences (the rest was quotes), and you get that wrong?!
2012-10-18 11:40:42 AM
1 votes:
Headline: "Pace: Pats' offense 'borderline illegal'"

What they're leaving out: "...But it's smart. Why not hurry a team up? I wish we would do it. For a defense, it just puts pressure on you."

Hooray for leaving out context in the name of a controversial headline!
 
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