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(Bitten and Bound)   DWTS pro Anna T waited until her celeb partner got the boot to begin divorce proceedings against her other partner. As luck would have it, Drew Lachey danced like crap, which served to escalate the process considerably. #failX2 w/pic   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 48
    More: Fail, Drew Lachey, dwts, Anna Trebunskaya, Marie Osmond, Lysacek, dance competition, proceedings, Jerry Rice  
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2012-10-18 11:48:10 AM
The FAIL tag is for me for actually trying to read through to the end of the headline.
 
2012-10-18 02:40:54 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 02:54:45 PM

BunkoSquad: The FAIL tag is for me for actually trying to read through to the end of the headline.


Seriously, subby....

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 03:21:25 PM
Huh, she doesn't look that skinny.
 
2012-10-18 03:23:47 PM
Is it bad that I don't understand that headline at all?

WTF are you saying, subtard?
 
2012-10-18 03:25:55 PM
At first glance I thought Dancing with the Stars had one of those pro-anorexia weirdos on there.
 
2012-10-18 03:30:41 PM
Has anyone figured out what the hell subby is babbling about?
 
2012-10-18 03:30:43 PM
I think he's saying she waited until she and Drew were voted off the show.. THEN announced the divorce. But probably didn't think that would happen this early in the season.

At least that's how I read it.

/I could be wrong 
//she only married him so she could get her green card
 
2012-10-18 03:33:53 PM

MrEricSir: Has anyone figured out what the hell subby is babbling about?


Principal. Caught sayof.
 
2012-10-18 03:34:40 PM
www.toys-intheattic.com

www.accesshollywood.com

Humina humina humina. I think she nearly turned Carson Kressley straight.
 
2012-10-18 03:38:28 PM
Subby, using hashtags in a Fark headline means you deserve the Fail tag.

This ain't Twitter
 
2012-10-18 03:41:36 PM
We went to the taping of last season's finale, and at one point the lovely Ms. Trebunskaya was standing about 10 feet away from me. She's exactly as hot in person as she is on TV, and has abs that I believe could stop bullets.
 
2012-10-18 03:42:33 PM
Hashtags in a headline should be an insta-red. Shame on the admin.
 
2012-10-18 03:50:39 PM

carlb: She's exactly as hot in person as she is on TV, and has abs that I believe could stop bullets.


I'd fire some shots at her abs, if you get my drift. 

(Bonus shot of said abs, linked just in case you're in a workplace that frowns upon flexible women in bikinis)
 
2012-10-18 03:53:24 PM
Oh good lord yes please

i149.photobucket.com

/headline sucks
 
2012-10-18 04:02:27 PM
DWTS pro Anna T waited until her celeb partner got the boot to begin divorce proceedings against her other partner. As luck would have it, Drew Lachey danced like crap, which served to escalate the process considerably. #failX2 w/pic

zipmeme.com
 
2012-10-18 04:07:19 PM
Umm....I think I need to go back to just reading headlines from the Geek tab.
 
2012-10-18 04:07:19 PM
The only word I understood in the headline was the word "the"

/i can't read :(
 
2012-10-18 04:10:12 PM
Just once I want to take a filthy run at a dancer or gymnast.
 
2012-10-18 04:15:41 PM
www.radiobigboy.com
 
2012-10-18 04:29:00 PM
I read that headline as pro ana ... I was expecting to read a story about anorexia and DWTS ....

/I need coffee
 
2012-10-18 04:29:07 PM
If you know who any of the people mentioned in the headline are, please kill yourself now...
 
2012-10-18 04:30:46 PM
I came in here to tell Subby he should be nuked from orbit. Glad to see everyone is in agreement.
 
2012-10-18 04:31:09 PM
What?
 
2012-10-18 04:33:51 PM
I don't care what this thread is about, subby needs to be punched for submitting unreadable headline. And a hash tag? Really? I hope Drew finds whoever is responsible for this green light and kicks them square in the nuts

/between this and the Farkus tab, I'm thinking Fark stock is dropping faster than Facebook and Netflix put together
 
2012-10-18 04:45:05 PM
Fail is overused, Twitter is shiat, and subby needs to go outside once in a while.
 
2012-10-18 05:00:36 PM

Pfighting Polish: carlb: She's exactly as hot in person as she is on TV, and has abs that I believe could stop bullets.

I'd fire some shots at her abs, if you get my drift. 

(Bonus shot of said abs, linked just in case you're in a workplace that frowns upon flexible women in bikinis)


you spelled ass wrong
 
2012-10-18 05:12:08 PM

ModernPrimitive01: I hope Drew finds whoever is responsible for this green light and kicks them square in the nuts


Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
 
2012-10-18 05:20:02 PM
Thank God for the rest of these comments- I thought I was having a stroke.
 
2012-10-18 05:32:04 PM

Odd Bird: Oh good lord yes please

[i149.photobucket.com image 183x708]

/headline sucks


This pic has redeemed this thread & headline.
More of that. STAT!
 
2012-10-18 05:34:39 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-18 05:36:01 PM

carlb: We went to the taping of last season's finale, and at one point the lovely Ms. Trebunskaya was standing about 10 feet away from me. She's exactly as hot in person as she is on TV, and has abs that I believe could stop bullets.


Edyta is too.. she left the show though.

I knew Anna and Jonathan Roberts were married, but it's still hard to believe that Jonathan Roberts isn't gay. Love him, but the gaydar goes off the charts with him. Same for Derek Hough.
 
2012-10-18 05:54:32 PM

Anthracite: I read that headline as pro ana ... I was expecting to read a story about anorexia and DWTS ....

/I need coffee


I did too. I haven't had so much trouble reading a headline in ages. I felt like I was stroking out and my comprehension was failing. Turns out it wasn't me.
 
2012-10-18 05:57:56 PM
I was wondering how the hell this got greenlit. Then I realized the purpose was to publicly shame subby. And now I approve.
 
2012-10-18 06:07:00 PM
Lorem ipsum?
 
2012-10-18 06:16:26 PM

chevydeuce: If you know who any of the people mentioned in the headline are, please kill yourself now...


Why? I like DWTS. At least by the end someone has learned how to dance
 
2012-10-18 09:13:27 PM

katerbug72: Anthracite: I read that headline as pro ana ... I was expecting to read a story about anorexia and DWTS ....

/I need coffee

I did too. I haven't had so much trouble reading a headline in ages. I felt like I was stroking out and my comprehension was failing. Turns out it wasn't me.


I don't feel so alone now and that I do have a brain....
 
2012-10-18 09:43:06 PM

chevydeuce: If you know who any of the people mentioned in the headline are, please kill yourself now...


www.contactmusic.com

If everyone on Fark had to kill themselves for knowing who a smokin' hot redhead is, I think Fark as a whole would die instantaneously.
 
2012-10-18 09:58:38 PM

Pfighting Polish: chevydeuce: If you know who any of the people mentioned in the headline are, please kill yourself now...

If everyone on Fark had to kill themselves for knowing who a smokin' hot redhead is, I think Fark as a whole would die instantaneously.


Yes, knowing who Anna Trebunskaya has caused me to attempt suicide many times.

l.yimg.com

www.accesshollywood.com

static.culturemap.com

/if strangling my penis can be considered a suicide attempt
 
2012-10-18 10:12:14 PM
i.dailymail.co.ukassets.nydailynews.com

Whatever she's wanting, I'll just say yes... 

...especially if it involves whipped cream and a jar of strawberry preserves.
 
2012-10-18 10:21:50 PM
So, I've got a shot then.

/Good to know.
 
2012-10-18 10:52:10 PM
No idea what that headline means, but I'm almost certain that I don't give a damn about the story behind it.
 
2012-10-18 11:21:37 PM

TheSelphie: carlb: We went to the taping of last season's finale, and at one point the lovely Ms. Trebunskaya was standing about 10 feet away from me. She's exactly as hot in person as she is on TV, and has abs that I believe could stop bullets.

Edyta is too.. she left the show though.

I knew Anna and Jonathan Roberts were married, but it's still hard to believe that Jonathan Roberts isn't gay. Love him, but the gaydar goes off the charts with him. Same for Derek Hough.


Derek isn't gay; he's Mormon.
 
2012-10-18 11:42:14 PM

MAYORBOB: TheSelphie: carlb: We went to the taping of last season's finale, and at one point the lovely Ms. Trebunskaya was standing about 10 feet away from me. She's exactly as hot in person as she is on TV, and has abs that I believe could stop bullets.

Edyta is too.. she left the show though.

I knew Anna and Jonathan Roberts were married, but it's still hard to believe that Jonathan Roberts isn't gay. Love him, but the gaydar goes off the charts with him. Same for Derek Hough.

Derek isn't gay; he's Mormon.


same difference
 
2012-10-19 12:27:09 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 12:27:27 AM
I only came into this thread after reading the headline 3 times, and still not knowing what it meant, even after using my Hardy Boys decoder ring, and an unemployed linguist specialist.


Did you recently have a stroke, subby?

/pricipal caught sayof
 
2012-10-19 05:36:00 AM
static.wetpaint.me

Надеюсь, ебать!
 
2012-10-19 06:14:59 AM
What is this I don't even
 
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