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2012-10-18 11:01:47 AM
As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.
 
2012-10-18 11:24:45 AM
I'm pretty sure the Pope doesn't like pussy anything
 
2012-10-18 11:26:32 AM
Of course not subby. I do hear he has the entire discography of Choir Boy Riot on his iPod.
 
2012-10-18 12:32:21 PM
In other news, people still give a shiat what the pope has to say.
 
2012-10-18 12:42:11 PM
Little Boy Riot on the other hand...

/Big fan
 
2012-10-18 12:44:48 PM
The Pope can go fark himself.
 
2012-10-18 12:45:25 PM
www.theosophiaistheway.com

The original "Pussy Riot"
 
2012-10-18 12:45:59 PM
But Anal Anarchy is on a heavy rotation on the old papal iPod
 
2012-10-18 12:46:11 PM
Now had they had the sense to change their name to Boy Butthole Bonanza, as he'd suggested in the first place...
 
2012-10-18 12:46:17 PM

EZ Writer: Little Boy Riot on the other hand...

/Big fan


Gotta put a uniform on them first. Can't think of the organization, but they were kinda like the German boy scouts back in the '30s amd '40s. Something Youth?
 
2012-10-18 12:46:54 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.


That statement isn't entirely congruous as pedophiles can favor either sex depending on their own preferences.

It would be better to classify him as homosexual pedophile, for accuracy.

However, we did get your point as being such.
 
2012-10-18 12:47:23 PM

Skarekrough: The Pope can go fark himself.


Yeah, pretty much this.
 
2012-10-18 12:48:13 PM
As already stated, totally understandable since the pope is into boy bands...
 
2012-10-18 12:49:12 PM
I'm beyond stunned that a rich, authoritarian, misogynist, pedophile protector would condemn a feminist punk rock band.
 
2012-10-18 12:50:08 PM
And the Pope is always usually so pro-human-rights...
 
2012-10-18 12:50:45 PM

TheNewJesus: As already stated, totally understandable since the pope is into boy bands...


NKOTC?

/ The C is NOT for cookie
 
2012-10-18 12:50:46 PM
i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot
 
2012-10-18 12:52:12 PM
But he's all in for a Pussy Blowout
NSFW
 
2012-10-18 12:52:26 PM
Hes more of an altar boy stain-hole augerer.
Nothing like the tears of an analy savaged child after you've told him that Jesus will never forgive him nor will his parents ever believe him to make the old gimps dingle rise to half mast.
 
2012-10-18 12:52:48 PM

pute kisses like a man: i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot


In Latin
 
2012-10-18 12:54:02 PM
I still cant believe they got 2 years for that shiat. Shoulda just got a fine and some community service.
 
2012-10-18 12:54:13 PM

pute kisses like a man: i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot


As I was clicking the link I was chanting "please tell me the Pope said Pussy Riot, please tell me the Pope said Pussy Riot"
 
2012-10-18 12:55:08 PM
What, did the strikeout HTML not work on "riot" when you submitted the headline?
 
2012-10-18 12:55:51 PM
Pope isn't into iconoclasm? Who would of thought?
 
2012-10-18 12:59:38 PM
Why would he support people who are vandals of his property?
 
2012-10-18 01:01:49 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: pute kisses like a man: i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot

In Latin


Cunnus Tumultus

Ftfm
 
2012-10-18 01:03:49 PM
If I either religious faith was intelligent they'd restrict their comments on the matter to "We disapprove of what they did, but we forgive them. Everything else is the responsibility of the state".
 
2012-10-18 01:03:57 PM
Obligatory Tim Minchin song.

NSFW Language
 
2012-10-18 01:04:11 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

That statement isn't entirely congruous as pedophiles can favor either sex depending on their own preferences.


I don't actually consider children as having "Pussies" perhaps vaginas when appropriate -it is interesting that you do, though.

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-10-18 01:04:20 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.


Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.
 
2012-10-18 01:06:17 PM
Subby; I would have gone with "The Pope doesn't like Pussy."
 
2012-10-18 01:08:59 PM
For the record the word Pussy comes from the french word "Poisson", it's a probability distribution that defines the cumulative chances that at some point a woman's vagina will smell like fish.
 
2012-10-18 01:09:44 PM
Yeah well I'm not fan of the pope.
/Go cover up more sex abuse you doddering old fool.
 
2012-10-18 01:15:43 PM

A Terrible Human: Yeah well I'm not fan of the pope.
/Go cover up more sex abuse you doddering old fool.


Hey now...
i149.photobucket.com
Umm, never mind.
 
2012-10-18 01:16:15 PM
If they renamed their band Prepubescent Dong, I bet they could get the Vatican on their side...
 
2012-10-18 01:17:22 PM

CygnusDarius: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.


Sounds great! What should I wear?
 
2012-10-18 01:20:04 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I don't actually consider children as having "Pussies" perhaps vaginas when appropriate -it is interesting that you do, though.


That's an interesting point. I once met a lady at a local park - it was early in the day on a weekday, and she was the only one there. Her daughters, my guess on their ages would be 3, 7, and 10, were all playing in the splashpad area nude. I was coming in to check on the grills, as a couple of my friends had the day off and we were going to do some grilling later, and of course when she saw me she was worried that I would think her kids were inappropriate. I immediately noticed her French accent, and I told her I was a nudist and that her kids didn't bother me. So we struck up a conversation.

During the course of it, she commented to me that she found it strange that we would require children to wear bathing suits in the US. Her reason was that bathing suits are supposed to cover those parts of the body that are sexual. To see a children as having sexual parts is a bit ... well, along the lines of your post. I thought it was a really good point.
 
2012-10-18 01:20:28 PM
At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?
 
2012-10-18 01:21:10 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Agent Smiths Laugh: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

That statement isn't entirely congruous as pedophiles can favor either sex depending on their own preferences.


I don't actually consider children as having "Pussies" perhaps vaginas when appropriate -it is interesting that you do, though.

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Synonyms a problem for you?

www.corporationtocommunity.com
 
2012-10-18 01:22:58 PM
The last pope was a revolutionary freedom fighter who risked his own life to help bring liberty to those suffering under the yolk of oppression in Eastern Europe. This pope isn't fit to lick the last one's boots.
 
2012-10-18 01:23:27 PM

reillan: To see a children as having sexual parts is a bit ... well, along the lines of your post.


Everyone knows children are completely asexual until the magical age of thirteen. Down to the very second they slid from their mother thirteen turns of the seasons ago, in fact. One second later and Vaginas turn into Pussies.

True story.
 
2012-10-18 01:25:53 PM

SkunkWerks: At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?


If my memory serves me, it's when the man at the back says, "Everyone attack."
 
2012-10-18 01:26:48 PM
If they were named Peeney Riot, he would be in the first row holding up his lighter.
 
2012-10-18 01:26:56 PM

EyeballKid: SkunkWerks: At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?

If my memory serves me, it's when the man at the back says, "Everyone attack."


+1
 
2012-10-18 01:30:27 PM
cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-10-18 01:34:19 PM

SkunkWerks: reillan: To see a children as having sexual parts is a bit ... well, along the lines of your post.

Everyone knows children are completely asexual until the magical age of thirteen. Down to the very second they slid from their mother thirteen turns of the seasons ago, in fact. One second later and Vaginas turn into Pussies.

True story.


When the plumbing starts to work varies from individual to individual, but even after the plumbing starts to work and things "feel good", that's not the same thing as someone being ready for an adult relationship. Emotional maturity comes much later (anywhere from 15 up) and varies between individuals.

I love and I want you to be happy =/= I'm in love you and I want sex
 
2012-10-18 01:34:30 PM

EyeballKid: SkunkWerks: At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?

If my memory serves me, it's when the man at the back says, "Everyone attack."


I thought it was when the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna warn ya".
 
2012-10-18 01:34:32 PM

MonkeyAngst: CygnusDarius: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.

Sounds great! What should I wear?


Whatever you want, It will just be the 2 of us!
/ZING!
 
2012-10-18 01:36:08 PM

MonkeyAngst: CygnusDarius: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.

Sounds great! What should I wear?


I'm guessing it won't really matter :/
 
2012-10-18 01:36:14 PM
But he does have backstage passes to Penis Posse.
 
2012-10-18 01:37:52 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: Waxing_Chewbacca: pute kisses like a man: i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot

In Latin

Cunnus Tumultus

Ftfm


That....actually sounds a lot cooler. Got a good ring to it.

/Prefer the more subtle touch
//Although of course subtlety is not what the actual band is going for
 
2012-10-18 01:38:28 PM
Pope doesn't like the 'Riot eh? Must be a Prince fan.

princevault.com
 
2012-10-18 01:40:53 PM

hdhale: SkunkWerks: reillan: To see a children as having sexual parts is a bit ... well, along the lines of your post.

Everyone knows children are completely asexual until the magical age of thirteen. Down to the very second they slid from their mother thirteen turns of the seasons ago, in fact. One second later and Vaginas turn into Pussies.

True story.

When the plumbing starts to work varies from individual to individual, but even after the plumbing starts to work and things "feel good", that's not the same thing as someone being ready for an adult relationship. Emotional maturity comes much later (anywhere from 15 up) and varies between individuals.

I love and I want you to be happy =/= I'm in love you and I want sex


This. Not every field that has grass on it is ready to host the World Series. :)

/and the last girl I went out with was definitely hosting 29 teams a year.
 
2012-10-18 01:45:46 PM
This just in, the Catholic Church favors the integrity of a physical building over the well-being of human beings (well they're just filthy women you know...).

/Ric Romero
 
2012-10-18 01:47:59 PM

SageC: A Terrible Human: Yeah well I'm not fan of the pope.
/Go cover up more sex abuse you doddering old fool.

Hey now...
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Umm, never mind.


I thought that kid was Yoko Ono for a minute.
 
2012-10-18 01:49:01 PM
In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own.

-Thomas Jefferson, letter to Horatio G. Spafford, March 17, 1814
 
2012-10-18 01:50:03 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'm pretty sure the Pope doesn't like pussy anything


But little boy anus? Oh yeah! Ol Rat-slinger is coo-coo for Choirboy Puffs!
 
2012-10-18 01:51:28 PM
The pope isn't dresses like a Pussy Riot fan  

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-10-18 01:57:24 PM
I can think of a few people who aren't quite fans of the Pope either.
 
2012-10-18 02:01:17 PM
I don't think ol' Benny the Sixteenth is a fan of anything.
 
2012-10-18 02:01:34 PM
Do these chicks actually play?

I realize it's not the point... just wondering.
 
2012-10-18 02:02:18 PM
How does he feel about nickleback?

(names were changed to protect the vag)
 
2012-10-18 02:17:06 PM
FTAC: "I'm an athiest. But in this case I agree with the Pope. There's no excuse for Pussy Riot to desecrate a church. One of the three was released from prison becasue she left before the desecration. The other two will serve their two year sentence. Pussy Riot had already publicly protested Putin. No need to do what they did in a church.

Let's put some of these atheists in jail for a year for putting up those obnoxious farking billboards every Christmas and see what their opinion is.
 
2012-10-18 02:18:02 PM
So much for being a christian and turning the other cheek. The guy was a nazi.. Where are The Basterds when you need them?
 
2012-10-18 02:22:11 PM
what a jerk.
 
2012-10-18 02:28:15 PM
The Pope taking a stand against human rights? Who possibly could have guessed?
 
2012-10-18 02:35:08 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Do these chicks actually play?

I realize it's not the point... just wondering.


Hmmm... Where's my post? ...I'll try again.
The Pussy Riot Girls definitely have something.
It's just that that something doesn't happen to be musical talent.

Link
 
2012-10-18 02:42:05 PM
Piss on the pope.
 
2012-10-18 03:00:48 PM

hdhale: When the plumbing starts to work varies from individual to individual, but even after the plumbing starts to work and things "feel good", that's not the same thing as someone being ready for an adult relationship. Emotional maturity comes much later (anywhere from 15 up) and varies between individuals.

I love and I want you to be happy =/= I'm in love you and I want sex


Oh, no doubt. Just casting a little light into a dark musty corner people like to forget about.

Most psychologists will tell you children elicit sexual behaviors quite early in life, and are beginning to form ideas about it that early.

Doesn't mean they're by any means ready to fire on all cylinders of course ("developing" and "fully developed" being two entirely different states of existence), but the popular view- which is that kids have not a single drop of sexuality to them until they hit 13 or so is frankly absurd. I guess the theory is that the sex fairy visits them on the night of their thirteenth birthday?

Yeah. No.
 
2012-10-18 03:24:48 PM
fark that wrinkly old asshole. He's relevant for all the wrong reasons.
 
2012-10-18 03:34:08 PM

Schmegicky: Pray 4 Mojo: Do these chicks actually play?

I realize it's not the point... just wondering.

Hmmm... Where's my post? ...I'll try again.
The Pussy Riot Girls definitely have something.
It's just that that something doesn't happen to be musical talent.

Link


That's a little disappointing... but still... good for them.

/40 year old lapsed punk.
 
2012-10-18 03:34:34 PM
I gotta go with the Popester on this one.
 
2012-10-18 03:36:50 PM
Headline would have been better with a comma between Pussy and Riot.
 
2012-10-18 03:52:52 PM

binturong: FTAC: "I'm an athiest. But in this case I agree with the Pope. There's no excuse for Pussy Riot to desecrate a church. One of the three was released from prison becasue she left before the desecration. The other two will serve their two year sentence. Pussy Riot had already publicly protested Putin. No need to do what they did in a church.


Unless that church politically supports a corrupt government. Then it's perfectly valid.

Remind me again why sitting around in an expensive room pretending to have a psychic dialogue with a dead Jewish space alien should be a protected activity?
 
2012-10-18 04:18:03 PM

THX 1138: EyeballKid: SkunkWerks: At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?

If my memory serves me, it's when the man at the back says, "Everyone attack."

I thought it was when the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna warn ya".


Sounds like an atmospheric discharge of static electrical build up.

Or even an inducement of a feeling of pervasive fear.
 
2012-10-18 07:37:30 PM
Well, he is a nazi.
 
2012-10-18 08:22:39 PM

groppet: I still cant believe they got 2 years for that shiat. Shoulda just got a fine and some community service.


And take the pile of garbage to the dump?
 
2012-10-18 08:34:26 PM

TV's Vinnie: In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own.

-Thomas Jefferson, letter to Horatio G. Spafford, March 17, 1814


wow. one could replace "priest" with 'police' and TJ's statement would still stand true.
 
2012-10-18 09:18:23 PM
The best part of that article was following the link to the Orthodox Patriarch's website and learning that his representative's official title is the "Metropolitan Hilarion." I picture a Hilarion as the leader of a mirth-based religion.
 
2012-10-19 04:18:35 AM
 
2012-10-19 08:13:25 AM

potterydove: Well, he is a nazi.


The Panzer Pope would have you know he was not in fact a Nazi. He was on vacation at that time.
 
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