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(ABC)   The pope isn't a Pussy Riot fan   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 81
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2012-10-18 11:01:47 AM  
As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.
 
2012-10-18 11:24:45 AM  
I'm pretty sure the Pope doesn't like pussy anything
 
2012-10-18 11:26:32 AM  
Of course not subby. I do hear he has the entire discography of Choir Boy Riot on his iPod.
 
2012-10-18 12:32:21 PM  
In other news, people still give a shiat what the pope has to say.
 
2012-10-18 12:42:11 PM  
Little Boy Riot on the other hand...

/Big fan
 
2012-10-18 12:44:48 PM  
The Pope can go fark himself.
 
2012-10-18 12:45:25 PM  
www.theosophiaistheway.com

The original "Pussy Riot"
 
2012-10-18 12:45:59 PM  
But Anal Anarchy is on a heavy rotation on the old papal iPod
 
2012-10-18 12:46:11 PM  
Now had they had the sense to change their name to Boy Butthole Bonanza, as he'd suggested in the first place...
 
2012-10-18 12:46:17 PM  

EZ Writer: Little Boy Riot on the other hand...

/Big fan


Gotta put a uniform on them first. Can't think of the organization, but they were kinda like the German boy scouts back in the '30s amd '40s. Something Youth?
 
2012-10-18 12:46:54 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.


That statement isn't entirely congruous as pedophiles can favor either sex depending on their own preferences.

It would be better to classify him as homosexual pedophile, for accuracy.

However, we did get your point as being such.
 
2012-10-18 12:47:23 PM  

Skarekrough: The Pope can go fark himself.


Yeah, pretty much this.
 
2012-10-18 12:48:13 PM  
As already stated, totally understandable since the pope is into boy bands...
 
2012-10-18 12:49:12 PM  
I'm beyond stunned that a rich, authoritarian, misogynist, pedophile protector would condemn a feminist punk rock band.
 
2012-10-18 12:50:08 PM  
And the Pope is always usually so pro-human-rights...
 
2012-10-18 12:50:45 PM  

TheNewJesus: As already stated, totally understandable since the pope is into boy bands...


NKOTC?

/ The C is NOT for cookie
 
2012-10-18 12:50:46 PM  
i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot
 
2012-10-18 12:52:12 PM  
But he's all in for a Pussy Blowout
NSFW
 
2012-10-18 12:52:26 PM  
Hes more of an altar boy stain-hole augerer.
Nothing like the tears of an analy savaged child after you've told him that Jesus will never forgive him nor will his parents ever believe him to make the old gimps dingle rise to half mast.
 
2012-10-18 12:52:48 PM  

pute kisses like a man: i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot


In Latin
 
2012-10-18 12:54:02 PM  
I still cant believe they got 2 years for that shiat. Shoulda just got a fine and some community service.
 
2012-10-18 12:54:13 PM  

pute kisses like a man: i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot


As I was clicking the link I was chanting "please tell me the Pope said Pussy Riot, please tell me the Pope said Pussy Riot"
 
2012-10-18 12:55:08 PM  
What, did the strikeout HTML not work on "riot" when you submitted the headline?
 
2012-10-18 12:55:51 PM  
Pope isn't into iconoclasm? Who would of thought?
 
2012-10-18 12:59:38 PM  
Why would he support people who are vandals of his property?
 
2012-10-18 01:01:49 PM  

Waxing_Chewbacca: pute kisses like a man: i just wanted to hear the pope say pussy riot

In Latin


Cunnus Tumultus

Ftfm
 
2012-10-18 01:03:49 PM  
If I either religious faith was intelligent they'd restrict their comments on the matter to "We disapprove of what they did, but we forgive them. Everything else is the responsibility of the state".
 
2012-10-18 01:03:57 PM  
Obligatory Tim Minchin song.

NSFW Language
 
2012-10-18 01:04:11 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

That statement isn't entirely congruous as pedophiles can favor either sex depending on their own preferences.


I don't actually consider children as having "Pussies" perhaps vaginas when appropriate -it is interesting that you do, though.

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2012-10-18 01:04:20 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.


Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.
 
2012-10-18 01:06:17 PM  
Subby; I would have gone with "The Pope doesn't like Pussy."
 
2012-10-18 01:08:59 PM  
For the record the word Pussy comes from the french word "Poisson", it's a probability distribution that defines the cumulative chances that at some point a woman's vagina will smell like fish.
 
2012-10-18 01:09:44 PM  
Yeah well I'm not fan of the pope.
/Go cover up more sex abuse you doddering old fool.
 
2012-10-18 01:15:43 PM  

A Terrible Human: Yeah well I'm not fan of the pope.
/Go cover up more sex abuse you doddering old fool.


Hey now...
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Umm, never mind.
 
2012-10-18 01:16:15 PM  
If they renamed their band Prepubescent Dong, I bet they could get the Vatican on their side...
 
2012-10-18 01:17:22 PM  

CygnusDarius: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.


Sounds great! What should I wear?
 
2012-10-18 01:20:04 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I don't actually consider children as having "Pussies" perhaps vaginas when appropriate -it is interesting that you do, though.


That's an interesting point. I once met a lady at a local park - it was early in the day on a weekday, and she was the only one there. Her daughters, my guess on their ages would be 3, 7, and 10, were all playing in the splashpad area nude. I was coming in to check on the grills, as a couple of my friends had the day off and we were going to do some grilling later, and of course when she saw me she was worried that I would think her kids were inappropriate. I immediately noticed her French accent, and I told her I was a nudist and that her kids didn't bother me. So we struck up a conversation.

During the course of it, she commented to me that she found it strange that we would require children to wear bathing suits in the US. Her reason was that bathing suits are supposed to cover those parts of the body that are sexual. To see a children as having sexual parts is a bit ... well, along the lines of your post. I thought it was a really good point.
 
2012-10-18 01:20:28 PM  
At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?
 
2012-10-18 01:21:10 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Agent Smiths Laugh: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

That statement isn't entirely congruous as pedophiles can favor either sex depending on their own preferences.


I don't actually consider children as having "Pussies" perhaps vaginas when appropriate -it is interesting that you do, though.

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Synonyms a problem for you?

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2012-10-18 01:22:58 PM  
The last pope was a revolutionary freedom fighter who risked his own life to help bring liberty to those suffering under the yolk of oppression in Eastern Europe. This pope isn't fit to lick the last one's boots.
 
2012-10-18 01:23:27 PM  

reillan: To see a children as having sexual parts is a bit ... well, along the lines of your post.


Everyone knows children are completely asexual until the magical age of thirteen. Down to the very second they slid from their mother thirteen turns of the seasons ago, in fact. One second later and Vaginas turn into Pussies.

True story.
 
2012-10-18 01:25:53 PM  

SkunkWerks: At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?


If my memory serves me, it's when the man at the back says, "Everyone attack."
 
2012-10-18 01:26:48 PM  
If they were named Peeney Riot, he would be in the first row holding up his lighter.
 
2012-10-18 01:26:56 PM  

EyeballKid: SkunkWerks: At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?

If my memory serves me, it's when the man at the back says, "Everyone attack."


+1
 
2012-10-18 01:30:27 PM  
cdn2.mamapop.com
 
2012-10-18 01:34:19 PM  

SkunkWerks: reillan: To see a children as having sexual parts is a bit ... well, along the lines of your post.

Everyone knows children are completely asexual until the magical age of thirteen. Down to the very second they slid from their mother thirteen turns of the seasons ago, in fact. One second later and Vaginas turn into Pussies.

True story.


When the plumbing starts to work varies from individual to individual, but even after the plumbing starts to work and things "feel good", that's not the same thing as someone being ready for an adult relationship. Emotional maturity comes much later (anywhere from 15 up) and varies between individuals.

I love and I want you to be happy =/= I'm in love you and I want sex
 
2012-10-18 01:34:30 PM  

EyeballKid: SkunkWerks: At what point did the Pussy Riot turn into a Ballroom Blitz?

If my memory serves me, it's when the man at the back says, "Everyone attack."


I thought it was when the girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna warn ya".
 
2012-10-18 01:34:32 PM  

MonkeyAngst: CygnusDarius: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.

Sounds great! What should I wear?


Whatever you want, It will just be the 2 of us!
/ZING!
 
2012-10-18 01:36:08 PM  

MonkeyAngst: CygnusDarius: Because People in power are Stupid: As a straight man, Pussy Riot sounds like something I want to be a part of.

The Pope is a well known pedo so we know why he doesn't like pussy riots.

Without knowing it's a punk band 'pussy riot' sounds something that involves: Booze, rough sex, maybe some slapping, sweat, just a bit of blood (not gallons of it, just a cut or two), aaand lots of broken furniture. Oh, and toys.

So yeah, sounds like a party to me.

Sounds great! What should I wear?


I'm guessing it won't really matter :/
 
2012-10-18 01:36:14 PM  
But he does have backstage passes to Penis Posse.
 
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