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(ABC)   Tagg Romney wants to take a swing at the President. "He had the chance to kill that SOB who named me Tagg, and he didn't"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 122
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2012-10-18 01:05:35 PM  
14 votes:
img193.imageshack.us
2012-10-18 11:13:09 AM  
14 votes:
i46.tinypic.com
2012-10-18 12:36:27 PM  
12 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-18 12:20:55 PM  
12 votes:
Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin
2012-10-18 12:17:17 PM  
11 votes:

vernonFL: It was South Hampton in mid July
I just motored into the yacht club and my throat was dry
so I asked my personal assistant for a Perrier with lime.


In West Connecticut born and raised
On the golf course is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool
Riding my ballet horse outside of the school.
I got to be on tv, and it was great,
Till they picked on my dad in a big debate.
I wanted to fight but my mom got mad
And said "Watch it or you'll end up like your brother Bapp."
2012-10-18 10:57:58 AM  
11 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-10-18 12:18:34 PM  
10 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-10-18 11:01:13 AM  
10 votes:
Proceed, homosexual.
2012-10-18 10:02:07 AM  
9 votes:
If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

www.blogcdn.com
2012-10-18 12:47:47 PM  
8 votes:

GBB: What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


Um, the Romneys ARE a Mexican family.
2012-10-18 12:26:32 PM  
8 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
If my manservant was here to hold my sweater I'd give you a jolly-good donnybrook!
2012-10-18 12:14:18 PM  
8 votes:

ManateeGag: ...would the secret service storm the stage?


I have to admit, I'd laugh if Romney took a swing at Obama in the next debate and the secret service nailed him like a Columbian hooker.
2012-10-18 11:43:49 AM  
8 votes:
♫♪ He got all pissed off and he threw out some words,
But they had the effect weak stinking turds
'cause he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag
And he thinks about it every now and then.
How this black guy won't let his daddy win,
And if he ever has a son, he thinks he's gonna name him
Bapp or Jonk or Twedge! Anything but Tagg! ♫♪
2012-10-18 10:10:13 AM  
8 votes:

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

[www.blogcdn.com image 500x305]


Why is he sitting next to Florence Henderson?
2012-10-18 02:19:17 PM  
7 votes:
i1197.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 12:47:47 PM  
7 votes:

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.


imageshack.us
2012-10-18 12:30:43 PM  
7 votes:
i208.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 12:09:19 PM  
7 votes:

2wolves: You could land an F-16 on that jaw.


He's clenching so hard that if there were any food particles stuck in his teeth they've been converted to tiny diamonds.
2012-10-18 01:51:51 PM  
5 votes:
Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.
2012-10-18 12:16:35 PM  
5 votes:
Tagg, baby.
He called Mitt a "liar" only because "disreputable diseased sheep fuuuker" would have been beeped out.
2012-10-18 12:11:33 PM  
5 votes:

zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]


imageshack.us
2012-10-18 12:06:27 PM  
5 votes:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Would the marching band refuse to yield?
2012-10-18 03:52:17 PM  
4 votes:

Evil High Priest: Renart: Any comments from his brothers Bapp, Trankk, Slorpp, Minxx, and Zingg?

Geez, stop lying about the names already. It's spelled, Glorrp. Not "Slorpp"! Who would ever give their kid a name like Slorpp for pete's sake?!


The Romneys got their kids' nicknames from this list of Don Martin sound effects, I think.
2012-10-18 02:08:41 PM  
4 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

How did this meme get left out?
2012-10-18 12:58:11 PM  
4 votes:
www.blogcdn.com

www.incgamers.com

Does Tagg Romney like Huey Lewis?
2012-10-18 12:49:43 PM  
4 votes:
You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-18 12:41:09 PM  
4 votes:

Jackson Herring: Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin


i think you just named all my D&D session characters for the next 30 years. brilliant.
2012-10-18 12:39:57 PM  
4 votes:
Is there anyone outside of Freeperland who takes one look at Tagg Romney and doesn't see a whiny little punk who runs his mouth endlessly but, if actually punched, would immediately start screeching at a pitch so high it interferes with radio signals that "MY DADDY'S LAWYER IS GOING TO OWN YOUUUUUU?"
2012-10-18 12:09:44 PM  
4 votes:
Look Tagg is just rightly upset that the President of the United Sates doesn't show proper deference to Job Creators like his father and Himself. He and his Father have worked damned hard for the money and influence they have inherited. Seeing someone like Obama have the nerve to appear as an equal is very upsetting.
2012-10-18 11:05:41 AM  
4 votes:
His magic underwear must be riding high again. Poor fella!
2012-10-18 03:31:01 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-18 03:01:35 PM  
3 votes:
Tagg. What an attention Heuer.
2012-10-18 02:29:57 PM  
3 votes:
ct.fra.bz
2012-10-18 02:21:34 PM  
3 votes:
As a kid, Tagg was always 'it'.
2012-10-18 02:08:46 PM  
3 votes:

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?



What are you talking about? Romney has BINDERS of daughters.
2012-10-18 01:44:08 PM  
3 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-10-18 01:30:34 PM  
3 votes:

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


The Book of Gonad is my favorite part of the Bible.
2012-10-18 01:25:30 PM  
3 votes:

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-18 01:07:20 PM  
3 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Why is she wearing a graduation cap.


Maybe it's Halloween and she's dressed as the scariest thing her family could think of: An educated individual.
2012-10-18 12:51:09 PM  
3 votes:

Headso: looks like they have some hot wives


They usually are in Stepford.
2012-10-18 12:46:17 PM  
3 votes:
LEAVE TAGG ALONE !!!! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUSELVES!!! THE CANDIDATES KIDS ARE OFF LIMITS!
GBB
2012-10-18 12:31:57 PM  
3 votes:
www.blogcdn.com
Spock does not agree with your logic.
2012-10-18 12:18:48 PM  
3 votes:
Mitt, Tagg, Newt, Trigg, Bristol....Republicans named by George Lucas.
2012-10-18 12:11:07 PM  
3 votes:

Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-18 12:06:37 PM  
3 votes:

orezona: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

No, because Obama would ninja his ass into little pieces.


i208.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 12:06:23 PM  
3 votes:
He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.
2012-10-18 11:57:11 AM  
3 votes:
well, romney did blame parents for the rise in violence. what does that say about tagg's rage?
2012-10-18 11:07:31 AM  
3 votes:
It was South Hampton in mid July
I just motored into the yacht club and my throat was dry
so I asked my personal assistant for a Perrier with lime.
2012-10-18 10:53:01 AM  
3 votes:
He did bite off a piece of his ear.
2012-10-18 08:49:12 PM  
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

[www.blogcdn.com image 500x305]



Especially if you look closely.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-18 07:08:33 PM  
2 votes:
He a Romnulan!

i45.tinypic.com
2012-10-18 06:54:03 PM  
2 votes:
no mention of the youngest Romney, Tugg?
images.politico.com
2012-10-18 04:55:30 PM  
2 votes:
bigbenkennedy.com
2012-10-18 04:44:40 PM  
2 votes:
i42.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 02:26:06 PM  
2 votes:
That's what we need. Another silver-spoon conservative d!ckhead out to get revenge for perceived insults against his daddy. What could possibly go wrong?

imageshack.us
2012-10-18 01:40:22 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

What could have been, if Romney had not cared so much about his Stericycle stock price.
2012-10-18 12:54:00 PM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


These guys?

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-18 12:53:57 PM  
2 votes:
www.blogcdn.com

"Butt plug. Butt plug. Butt plug. Butt plug? Butt. Plug. Buttplug. Buttplugbuttplugbuttplugbuttplug. Butt. Plug."

"Ben wah balls..."
2012-10-18 12:51:54 PM  
2 votes:
i235.photobucket.com

separated at birth.

/seriously people do you really want to have to look at the ugly ass Romney brood for the next 4 years?
2012-10-18 12:49:23 PM  
2 votes:

sprawl15: GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.

[imageshack.us image 620x389]


i.imgur.com
2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM  
2 votes:

Mighty Aswan: I'm still trying to get the rules straight:

If you're a Republican and call the President a liar while he is addressing Congress you're justified and a national hero.

If you're a Democrat and call the opposing Republican a liar during a debate the Democrat deserves a whacking.

Boy, these rules are complex...


Simpler way to remember the rule: 

www.onlinecollegemoms.com
GBB
2012-10-18 12:39:32 PM  
2 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com
About $250 million.
2012-10-18 12:28:18 PM  
2 votes:
Tagg Romney, because Chest Rockwell was already taken.
2012-10-18 12:22:52 PM  
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: Bold Chinflank


We have a chinner!
2012-10-18 12:19:12 PM  
2 votes:

RembrandtQEinstein: Dude has kind of a scientology stare going on, do the mormons practice staring at stuff to?


Well, considering Mormonism is kind of like Scientology Lite, Plus Jesus, it makes sense.
2012-10-18 12:12:45 PM  
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: CPennypacker: If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.

If one of Obama's children had said this there would be weeks of demands by Fox and the right that they be put to death or at least publicly whipped.


The media refuses to publish the shocking, election changing revelation that both of Obama's children are also black.
2012-10-18 12:11:00 PM  
2 votes:
Waaaaah! He caught my dad lying! Clearly, violence against him will make my dad's claims true!
2012-10-18 12:07:03 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Have you seen the reach on POTUS? Tagg would be down before he got past the moderator.
2012-10-18 12:05:40 PM  
2 votes:
Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?
2012-10-18 12:05:08 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch
2012-10-18 12:04:49 PM  
2 votes:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


No, because Obama would ninja his ass into little pieces.

www.ihatethemedia.com
2012-10-18 10:53:08 AM  
2 votes:
Rich white guy wants to beat up a black guy for being "disrespectful" to another another rich white guy. Welcome to the 1950's....or current day Republican values America. Romney's poll numbers will probably go up another 3 points from this story.
2012-10-18 10:45:40 PM  
1 votes:

Majick Thise: Isildur: Especially if you look closely.

[i.imgur.com image 500x305]

Cylon? Romnulan? I'm so confoozed



Goa'uld
2012-10-18 07:16:10 PM  
1 votes:
Dear Tagg,

Your father is so full of shiat his eyes are brown. He is, indeed, a liar, and it doesn't take more than a few minutes of reading to prove it, repeatedly. So, shut the hell up and sit the hell down, you little chewtoy, and let your betters debate.

Sincerely,
America
2012-10-18 03:43:46 PM  
1 votes:

Renart: Any comments from his brothers Bapp, Trankk, Slorpp, Minxx, and Zingg?


Geez, stop lying about the names already. It's spelled, Glorrp. Not "Slorpp"! Who would ever give their kid a name like Slorpp for pete's sake?!
2012-10-18 03:09:06 PM  
1 votes:
So much for Romney's statement that being raised by two parents will reduce violence...
2012-10-18 02:55:54 PM  
1 votes:

madgonad: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Uchiha_Cycliste: His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
[i451.photobucket.com image 380x262]

As I understand it's short for "Taggworth."

No, it is Taggart.


Taggtholemew!

/Decidedly not obscure.
2012-10-18 02:30:43 PM  
1 votes:
I've got to go with 'meh' on this one. It's a simple case of a son being loyal to his father. He was just answering a question honestly. The town hall debate format is naturally more heated than other debate styles, and it's frustrating when you feel your viewpoint is being twisted or misrepresented and 90 seconds isn't quite enough time to set it right.

There is a reptilian part of me that would love to see the outcome of an old school fist fight between Barry and Rmoney.
2012-10-18 02:09:44 PM  
1 votes:

ipsofacto: sometimes you gotta fight for what you believe in.


Other times you have to make an idle threat like an impotent biatch for what your dad tells you that you should believe in.
2012-10-18 02:09:16 PM  
1 votes:

emersonbiggins: Tagg/Tripp 2024

/yeah, I know Tripp won't be old enough


Can we get Steny Hoyer to switch parties? I think "Tagg/Hoyer 2024" would be apropos... You just know Mittens named his kid after a fancy watch.
2012-10-18 01:57:04 PM  
1 votes:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.


You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.
2012-10-18 01:56:11 PM  
1 votes:

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


If the baby is weak, sickly, or a girl, they discard them...
2012-10-18 01:55:49 PM  
1 votes:

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


It happens all the time in Romney's favorite country of China but usually there is a dumpster involved.
2012-10-18 01:44:58 PM  
1 votes:

washington-babylon: Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?


I don't think people named Shaniqua have an political affiliation.
2012-10-18 01:33:09 PM  
1 votes:
"You want to rush down the debate stage and take a swing at him but you know you can't do that because, well first cause there is a lot of secret service between you and him,"
"We gotta kinda sit there and take our punches, and then send them back the other way."


"I just want to get up and punch that black guy being mean to my dad BECAUSE POTATO."
2012-10-18 01:31:58 PM  
1 votes:

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


How's it going Shadrach?
2012-10-18 01:26:48 PM  
1 votes:

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


Hello, Judas.
2012-10-18 01:12:34 PM  
1 votes:
"Golly, I was really peeved when my butler refused to punch the President for me! I went right home and drank an entire 20 ounce Pepsi WITH the caffeine."
2012-10-18 01:08:13 PM  
1 votes:
Tagg Romney can jump his privileged ass off a cliff. Maybe those magic underpants will turn into a parachute,,,

Lets hope not
2012-10-18 01:06:41 PM  
1 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]

Somehow I knew someone would do that.

Remember the kid in the Santorum family photo with the thousand-yard stare? He and Tagg should hang out.


when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you - Nietzche

/thought of this for some reason
2012-10-18 01:05:25 PM  
1 votes:

wedun: ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.

If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.


It's a good thing I used the present tense, or else you'd be dangerously close to having some sort of point.
2012-10-18 12:58:46 PM  
1 votes:

wedun: ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.

If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.


I, for one, applaud their evolution from bandits to con artists.
2012-10-18 12:58:17 PM  
1 votes:

zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]


Somehow I knew someone would do that.

Remember the kid in the Santorum family photo with the thousand-yard stare? He and Tagg should hang out.
2012-10-18 12:56:47 PM  
1 votes:

danknerd: Clearly we can see in the red circle why this Mexican family is not a poor family, but probably spends all their millions on booze and cigarettes.

[i.imgur.com image 800x600]


I can't help but note that they have a refrigerator, as well.
2012-10-18 12:54:26 PM  
1 votes:

splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...


And they daydream of sparkly vampires.
2012-10-18 12:52:25 PM  
1 votes:

redmond24: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch


Thank you for evoking the image of a shirtless, hairy Chris Christie, chewing up the turnbuckle like George "The Animal" Steele, and then leaping into the scrum of brawling Presidential candidates and Secret Service agents, only to be felled by Michelle Obama in a leopard skin mini-dress, wielding a folding chair.

Meanwhile, Ann Romney, in a garish bird shirt, flails away at a cowering wife-beater-clad Joe Biden as he frantically tries to ward off the flurry of blows from Mrs. Romney's diamond-studded purse raining upon his head.
2012-10-18 12:42:30 PM  
1 votes:

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


There's probably some hard working, kind hearted people in the Mexican family.
2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM  
1 votes:
Tagg retroactively detained by the secret service and sent to gitmo for his retroactive threat against the president.

/But saying "Obama can suck on ma guns at a redneck concert" still ok.
2012-10-18 12:38:05 PM  
1 votes:
c10.nrostatic.com

You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight...



/99 problems, but Mitt ain't one
2012-10-18 12:33:23 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-18 12:30:18 PM  
1 votes:
Protip Tagg: Daddy can't bribe Obama into letting you beat him up like the kids you bullied in school. Obama would actually fight back.
2012-10-18 12:29:03 PM  
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: So all the Romneys are douchebags? I kinda always suspected it.

They are all good-looking, though. One of them looks like a clone of Mitt. I assume he'll be governor of somewhere in another 15-20 years.


If his father is elected he could be appointed Governor of Occupied Iran.
2012-10-18 12:26:56 PM  
1 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: factoryconnection: Yawn. I'm sure he'll get his proxy rage fulfilled should Romney win; we'll have a trade war with China and a hot war with Iran and Sryia to entertain him for him to profit from.

FTFY


Why wouldn't it be both?

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


"It makes you want to take a swing, but then that's just an emotional response; this was only a debate, after all. I just don't like seeing the President treat my dad like Rep. Joe Wilson treats the President."
2012-10-18 12:24:48 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "You know they are going to do everything they can to try to make my dad into someone he's not."

Who, his campaign? Because that's what they've been doing for the past 18 months or so. They just re-shook the etch-a-sketch two weeks ago.

Obama's campaign's not trying to make Romney into someone he's not, they're just trying to run against the candidate Romney was last week. If he'd settle on a platform, then I'm sure the campaign would be more than happy to run against that.

Maybe, instead of getting upset at the President for calling your dad a liar, you should... I don't know.... be upset with your dad for lying? I'm not completely certain, but I'd bet good money that if your dad would stop saying things that aren't true, the President would stop calling him out on it.

It's worth trying, anyways. Seriously, get your dad to stop saying things that aren't true, and if the President still says that he's not speaking the truth, I will apologize.
2012-10-18 12:24:28 PM  
1 votes:
Josh Romney reminds me way too much of this:

www.dangermouse.net
2012-10-18 12:24:00 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Mitt, Tagg, Newt, Trigg, Bristol....Republicans named by George Lucas.


After he loses the election, Mitt looks forward to spending more time with his grandchildren Darth, Jar-Jar, and Chewbacca.
2012-10-18 12:23:11 PM  
1 votes:
His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
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2012-10-18 12:18:16 PM  
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Dude has kind of a scientology stare going on, do the mormons practice staring at stuff to?
2012-10-18 12:12:08 PM  
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I think it would be hilarious to have the Secret Service investigate Romney's progeny, especially when they decide that it would be awesome to puff out their chests like Tagg decided to do.
2012-10-18 12:11:42 PM  
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CPennypacker: If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.


If one of Obama's children had said this there would be weeks of demands by Fox and the right that they be put to death or at least publicly whipped.
2012-10-18 12:08:51 PM  
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"You know they are going to do everything they can to try to make my dad into someone he's not.

He called your dad a liar. Your dad is a liar.
2012-10-18 12:08:39 PM  
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If I ever see one of Romney's twit boys I'll be happy to give them a nice superman punch to the groin.

I'd love to see him try, Obama would Bob Barker his soft skull.

/America is all full of upperclass twits.
2012-10-18 12:08:22 PM  
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I don't think I have ever meet any one who've felt more "entitled" than the Romney family.
2012-10-18 12:08:14 PM  
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I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.
2012-10-18 12:08:06 PM  
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boozehat: I think that headline is missing a "to" in there.

"Tagg Romney wants take a swing"
vs.
"Tagg Romney wants to take a swing..."


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2012-10-18 12:07:23 PM  
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I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.
2012-10-18 12:06:42 PM  
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ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


It would be a fight between the secret service agents that protect Obama vs the secret service agents that protect Romney.
2012-10-18 12:06:26 PM  
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If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.
2012-10-18 11:59:32 AM  
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God Is My Co-Pirate: [i50.tinypic.com image 500x305]


You could land an F-16 on that jaw.
2012-10-18 11:22:40 AM  
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Tagg, you're It
www.choosy-beggars.com
2012-10-18 11:06:15 AM  
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sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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"I just sharted."
2012-10-18 10:10:34 AM  
1 votes:
Tagg?
 
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