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(ABC News)   Tagg Romney wants to take a swing at the President. "He had the chance to kill that SOB who named me Tagg, and he didn't"   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2012-10-18 12:06:23 PM  
11 votes:
He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.
2012-10-18 12:21:13 PM  
9 votes:
So... he disagreed with the President of the United States and said that the only reason he didn't punch him was because the President has a security detail which would stop him. Seriously. The only thing keeping him from punching the President was the fear that he'd be stopped by the Secret Service.

If Mitt Romney can't even raise his own son son with enough morality to respect the office of the President of the United States (the very position Romney himself is aiming for), how can anyone possibly believe that Romney will be able to garner that sort of respect out of the 99.99999999% of the world who who aren't members of his immediate family?
2012-10-18 12:08:22 PM  
9 votes:
I don't think I have ever meet any one who've felt more "entitled" than the Romney family.
2012-10-18 12:08:51 PM  
8 votes:
"You know they are going to do everything they can to try to make my dad into someone he's not.

He called your dad a liar. Your dad is a liar.
2012-10-18 12:47:47 PM  
7 votes:

GBB: What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


Um, the Romneys ARE a Mexican family.
2012-10-18 12:45:27 PM  
7 votes:
We all know what happens when rich douchebag republicans think their father was slighted. Nations are invaded and hundreds of thousands of people die.
2012-10-18 12:06:26 PM  
7 votes:
If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.
2012-10-18 12:22:08 PM  
6 votes:
Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?
2012-10-18 12:11:42 PM  
6 votes:

CPennypacker: If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.


If one of Obama's children had said this there would be weeks of demands by Fox and the right that they be put to death or at least publicly whipped.
2012-10-18 10:53:08 AM  
6 votes:
Rich white guy wants to beat up a black guy for being "disrespectful" to another another rich white guy. Welcome to the 1950's....or current day Republican values America. Romney's poll numbers will probably go up another 3 points from this story.
2012-10-18 12:50:42 PM  
5 votes:
Well, Tagg, if you don't like it when people call your father a liar then tell your father not to lie so much.
2012-10-18 12:42:30 PM  
5 votes:

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


There's probably some hard working, kind hearted people in the Mexican family.
2012-10-18 12:18:34 PM  
5 votes:
i50.tinypic.com
2012-10-18 12:08:14 PM  
5 votes:
I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.
2012-10-18 11:57:11 AM  
5 votes:
well, romney did blame parents for the rise in violence. what does that say about tagg's rage?
2012-10-18 02:26:06 PM  
4 votes:
That's what we need. Another silver-spoon conservative d!ckhead out to get revenge for perceived insults against his daddy. What could possibly go wrong?

imageshack.us
2012-10-18 02:04:42 PM  
4 votes:
From Rmoney's list of "childhood indiscretions" and "boyhood pranks" he has a violent side. Most people grow out of it but I think he has other issues.
Someone on here has pointed out that he has been rich, respected, deferred to for so long that he is not comfortable with people opposing him and standing their ground...especially if they do it up front and in public.
2012-10-18 01:16:49 PM  
4 votes:
Can't wait for this election bullshiat to be over, I don't even care who wins. Election time just reminds me why I moved away from my "hometown". Nothing but small minded, racist, hypocritical, religious zealots. They usually start their post off with something that makes Romney sound like the second coming of Jesus, and then roll right into some kind of not so subtle racist jab at the President "those people" elected. And then when they get called out on it, they claim they'd never have a racist thought. You're right, it must have been some other bigot I remember proudly proclaiming during lunch all those years ago that "N*****s should just all die." just loud enough for the only black kid in school to hear, then make cornbread and fried chicken jokes for the rest of the day. People are stupid as fark. People I used to know are ten times more stupid than your average stupid farkers.

/there was no real point to this rant, just felt like ranting
2012-10-18 12:50:03 PM  
4 votes:
Romney is a smarmy pompous ass who has no business being the president.
2012-10-18 12:39:57 PM  
4 votes:
Is there anyone outside of Freeperland who takes one look at Tagg Romney and doesn't see a whiny little punk who runs his mouth endlessly but, if actually punched, would immediately start screeching at a pitch so high it interferes with radio signals that "MY DADDY'S LAWYER IS GOING TO OWN YOUUUUUU?"
2012-10-18 12:38:24 PM  
4 votes:

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


These are people that live in a fantasy world. People who have never struggled for anything meaningful in their lives beyond the quest for more money and power. George Romney was actually a decent guy and his offspring have been able take advantage of his hard work.
2012-10-18 12:25:00 PM  
4 votes:

factoryconnection: But he also said that he wouldn't do it;


Look at his reason why he didn't do it. He said he said he didn't do it because the Secret Service was there. He made no acknowledgement about the basic idea that punching the President would be wrong, petty, or juvenile.
2012-10-18 12:10:16 PM  
4 votes:
For what it's worth, I've wanted to kick the shiat out of Mittens.
2012-10-18 12:09:44 PM  
4 votes:
Look Tagg is just rightly upset that the President of the United Sates doesn't show proper deference to Job Creators like his father and Himself. He and his Father have worked damned hard for the money and influence they have inherited. Seeing someone like Obama have the nerve to appear as an equal is very upsetting.
2012-10-18 12:04:49 PM  
4 votes:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


No, because Obama would ninja his ass into little pieces.

www.ihatethemedia.com
2012-10-18 01:44:47 PM  
3 votes:
Oh haha that was a joke!

I'm sure that Tagg Romney never acutally had plans to punch the POTUS. The disturbing part is that how some people seem completely unaware that people hear the things they say and that the things they say matter. So why do you say such stupid things?

My main take away from the VP debate was Mitt Romney constantly has to claim that what he was saying 'comes out wrong' while Joe Biden (who is known for saying crazy things) just said 'Yea, I say what I mean.'

If you don't mean it then don't say it. And if it is a joke- IT SHOULD BE FUNNY! (and no, things are not funny just because they suggest violence)
2012-10-18 01:13:53 PM  
3 votes:
Romney was so fuming with rage throughout the second half of that debate that when the mic "thunked" and I wasn't looking at the screen, I actually thought for one second that Romney had taken a swing at the President. I mean this is a guy who was just projecting this seething anger of someone who's used to getting what they want ALL the time with little to no effort.
2012-10-18 12:55:32 PM  
3 votes:

mobile_home_refush: His other son was just on the view. He said "yea that brother has hit me a few times. President Obama doesn't have anything to worry about because he wasn't serious. It's just that it is hard watching your dad get beat up on stage."

//yea I watched the view this morning
///don't judge me
////the evil eyes mesmerized me and I couldn't use the remote


At least he agrees with the rest of us who watched the debate that Romney got beat up on stage.

i235.photobucket.com
GBB
2012-10-18 12:39:32 PM  
3 votes:
i.telegraph.co.uk
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com
About $250 million.
2012-10-18 12:36:58 PM  
3 votes:

Philip Francis Queeg: Smelly Pirate Hooker: So all the Romneys are douchebags? I kinda always suspected it.

They are all good-looking, though. One of them looks like a clone of Mitt. I assume he'll be governor of somewhere in another 15-20 years.

If his father is elected he could be appointed Governor of Occupied Iran.


Kid is uber rich now too, due to the Swiss bank felony tax evasion amnesty that his dad used to transfer millions to him in 2009 without paying any taxes on it like you would have to under the current gifting rules. When you are rich, you can threaten the President, commit crimes and not only get away with it but be rewarded at taxpayer expense, all while having the less fortunate pay for it all. Nice huh?
2012-10-18 12:36:27 PM  
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-18 12:35:41 PM  
3 votes:
I'm still trying to get the rules straight:

If you're a Republican and call the President a liar while he is addressing Congress you're justified and a national hero.

If you're a Democrat and call the opposing Republican a liar during a debate the Democrat deserves a whacking.

Boy, these rules are complex...
2012-10-18 12:32:08 PM  
3 votes:

THX 1138: He made no acknowledgement about the basic idea that punching the President would be wrong, petty, or juvenile.


Don't read me wrong: I'm painting Tagg as a puffed-up paper tiger, not defending him. This guy is a high-level adviser on a POTUS campaign; he knows that making empty threats/claims that belittle Obama makes for terrific conservative radio fodder. It won't cost them any votes, either, because the only ones offended are already Democrat proud. GOP voters love to see the President insulted and demeaned with violent tones.

Damn! The guy's name is really Tagg? Tagg?!?
2012-10-18 12:30:18 PM  
3 votes:
Protip Tagg: Daddy can't bribe Obama into letting you beat him up like the kids you bullied in school. Obama would actually fight back.
2012-10-18 12:24:48 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA: "You know they are going to do everything they can to try to make my dad into someone he's not."

Who, his campaign? Because that's what they've been doing for the past 18 months or so. They just re-shook the etch-a-sketch two weeks ago.

Obama's campaign's not trying to make Romney into someone he's not, they're just trying to run against the candidate Romney was last week. If he'd settle on a platform, then I'm sure the campaign would be more than happy to run against that.

Maybe, instead of getting upset at the President for calling your dad a liar, you should... I don't know.... be upset with your dad for lying? I'm not completely certain, but I'd bet good money that if your dad would stop saying things that aren't true, the President would stop calling him out on it.

It's worth trying, anyways. Seriously, get your dad to stop saying things that aren't true, and if the President still says that he's not speaking the truth, I will apologize.
2012-10-18 12:22:17 PM  
3 votes:
Walker: Rich white guy wants to beat up a black guy for being "disrespectful" to another another rich white guy. Welcome to the 1950's....or current day Republican values America. Romney's poll numbers will probably go up another 3 points from this story.

Imagine the outcry if Obama had a son who make this comment about wanting to hit Romney.
2012-10-18 12:07:03 PM  
3 votes:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Have you seen the reach on POTUS? Tagg would be down before he got past the moderator.
x23
2012-10-18 04:05:10 PM  
2 votes:

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


"Tagg Romney and his wife Jennifer have had three children via surrogate mothers" ... all sons.

pretty sure surrogate pregnancies involve "selective reduction" (aka abortion) ... what better time to make sure to get any rid of any unworthy daughters?

gender-biased abortion is totally okay if you are a republican. obviously. no hypocrisy there. nope. none at all.
2012-10-18 03:45:57 PM  
2 votes:
If he wanted to take a swing at President Obama for calling his dad a liar, he must've wanted to stab Newt Gingrich in his chest for saying this:


CBS News chief White House correspondent Norah O'Donnell: "You're calling Mitt Romney a liar?"

Gingrich: "Well, you seem shocked by it! This is a man whose staff created the PAC, his millionaire friends fund the PAC, he pretends he has nothing to do with the PAC - it's baloney. He's not telling the American people the truth..."

"I just think he ought to be honest with the American people and try to win as the real Mitt Romney, not try to invent a poll-driven, consultant-guided version that goes around with talking points, and I think he ought to be candid. I don't think he's being candid and that will be a major issue. From here on out from the rest of this campaign, the country has to decide: Do you really want a Massachusetts moderate who won't level with you to run against Barack Obama who, frankly, will just tear him apart? He will not survive against the Obama machine."



/Because it's all about standing up for your dad's integrity...right?
2012-10-18 02:57:36 PM  
2 votes:
So Mormons are like Scientologists, right? They consider it a virtue to lie to anybody who isn't a Mormon.

It's the only way I can rationalize how Mitt has *no problem at all* changing his mind every 5 minutes and lying about his own core beliefs so easily. And how both he and Tag can be so violently outraged when someone points out their lies. It's perfectly normal for that family to say whatever they want to achieve their goals.

Seems very cult-like.
2012-10-18 02:53:03 PM  
2 votes:
My Thanks to all the Farkers who have posted pics of the Rmoneys.

Take note, what you see here is the 3rd and 4th generation of America's super rich plutocrats. They are being raised to hate paying taxes and their worth as citizens is far above yours. This is the generation that will do far more harm to our future than any country / terrorist group to date.

The money that they will pour into congress, media and judges will erase the democratically elected republic that we still barely have today. If a class style revolution comes to America (such as the French Revolution) I only hope the Military is on our side.
2012-10-18 02:21:46 PM  
2 votes:
Imagine what it would be like if his Dad wins, and Tagg can then do whatever he wanted, AT whomever he wanted, with full Secret Service cover to protect him from anyone who may try to defend themselves.

Can you say "Uday and Qusay Romney?"
2012-10-18 02:09:44 PM  
2 votes:

ipsofacto: sometimes you gotta fight for what you believe in.


Other times you have to make an idle threat like an impotent biatch for what your dad tells you that you should believe in.
2012-10-18 02:08:41 PM  
2 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com

How did this meme get left out?
2012-10-18 01:57:04 PM  
2 votes:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.


You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.
2012-10-18 01:51:51 PM  
2 votes:
Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.
2012-10-18 01:46:35 PM  
2 votes:

spidermilk: Oh haha that was a joke!

I'm sure that Tagg Romney never acutally had plans to punch the POTUS. The disturbing part is that how some people seem completely unaware that people hear the things they say and that the things they say matter. So why do you say such stupid things?

My main take away from the VP debate was Mitt Romney constantly has to claim that what he was saying 'comes out wrong' while Joe Biden (who is known for saying crazy things) just said 'Yea, I say what I mean.'

If you don't mean it then don't say it. And if it is a joke- IT SHOULD BE FUNNY! (and no, things are not funny just because they suggest violence)


I don't know, the comment about the only problem being was there were so many secret service between them makes me think he meant it...
2012-10-18 01:21:19 PM  
2 votes:
Tagg's comments represent perfectly the mentality of the typical conservative when faced with a viewpoint supported by facts that they don't want to accept. All emotion, no intellect.
2012-10-18 01:16:35 PM  
2 votes:

Im_Gumby: [imageshack.us image 611x397]


And yet the Huckabees are more likely to jam with Obama than talk 'i'm going to punch his lights out' crap. They don't love Obama, but they wouldn't go there. I guess that's the privilege of not being treated as a god-on-earth your entire life.
2012-10-18 01:11:24 PM  
2 votes:

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


I think they are probably all sociopaths. All the evidence I've seen these last 18 months points to this. What horrible people.
2012-10-18 01:07:20 PM  
2 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: Why is she wearing a graduation cap.


Maybe it's Halloween and she's dressed as the scariest thing her family could think of: An educated individual.
2012-10-18 12:58:11 PM  
2 votes:
www.blogcdn.com

www.incgamers.com

Does Tagg Romney like Huey Lewis?
2012-10-18 12:51:09 PM  
2 votes:

Headso: looks like they have some hot wives


They usually are in Stepford.
2012-10-18 12:50:22 PM  
2 votes:

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...
2012-10-18 12:40:50 PM  
2 votes:

crab66: Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?

These are people that live in a fantasy world. People who have never struggled for anything meaningful in their lives beyond the quest for more money and power. George Romney was actually a decent guy and his offspring have been able take advantage of his hard work.


I am sure it elicits very strong reactions to see people not kiss their fathers ass like he was royalty, they probably never see that.
2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM  
2 votes:

Mighty Aswan: I'm still trying to get the rules straight:

If you're a Republican and call the President a liar while he is addressing Congress you're justified and a national hero.

If you're a Democrat and call the opposing Republican a liar during a debate the Democrat deserves a whacking.

Boy, these rules are complex...


Simpler way to remember the rule: 

www.onlinecollegemoms.com
2012-10-18 12:26:05 PM  
2 votes:
So all the Romneys are douchebags? I kinda always suspected it.

They are all good-looking, though. One of them looks like a clone of Mitt. I assume he'll be governor of somewhere in another 15-20 years.
2012-10-18 12:24:28 PM  
2 votes:
Josh Romney reminds me way too much of this:

www.dangermouse.net
2012-10-18 12:21:33 PM  
2 votes:

factoryconnection: Yawn. I'm sure he'll get his proxy rage fulfilled should Romney win; we'll have a trade war with China and a hot war with Iran and Sryia to entertain him for him to profit from.


FTFY
2012-10-18 12:19:12 PM  
2 votes:

RembrandtQEinstein: Dude has kind of a scientology stare going on, do the mormons practice staring at stuff to?


Well, considering Mormonism is kind of like Scientology Lite, Plus Jesus, it makes sense.
2012-10-18 12:12:01 PM  
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

[www.blogcdn.com image 500x305]


There's a decade's worth of sweet Republican tears just ready for milking right there.
2012-10-18 12:08:39 PM  
2 votes:
If I ever see one of Romney's twit boys I'll be happy to give them a nice superman punch to the groin.

I'd love to see him try, Obama would Bob Barker his soft skull.

/America is all full of upperclass twits.
2012-10-18 11:01:13 AM  
2 votes:
Proceed, homosexual.
2012-10-18 10:02:07 AM  
2 votes:
If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

www.blogcdn.com
2012-10-18 11:47:05 PM  
1 vote:
Tagg: I was recently at a wwe event and being 5'7" got pissed when my guy didn't win and wanted to rush the ring and cold cock CM punk for winning. Just kidding I'd never go to a wrestling event. Go back to your entitled elitist life for now because you're hoping your dad will give you an even larger inheritance and secret service security since your pampered frat boy mentality is so fragile. BTW your picture fits the profile of a serial killer/pedophile. Good luck kid, go ahead throw a punch, go ahead pussy, thought so pussy.
2012-10-18 10:56:12 PM  
1 vote:
Lawrence O'Donnell, who is often ridiculous, challenged Tagg to duke it out tonight. He was so into it his south Boston accent actually started coming back.
2012-10-18 09:57:38 PM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

was thinking about this recently. i'm surprised the LDS folks have not publicly separated themselves from the Willard Romney Experience. Willard is bringing dishonor and disgrace to the Mormon faith people. And Mittens Stepford Wife sons are full bore Damien creepy.


Harry Reid used to be a boxer, so I guess that's pretty violent. And quite a few here think Harry's a lying piece of crap.
2012-10-18 08:42:13 PM  
1 vote:

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


was thinking about this recently. i'm surprised the LDS folks have not publicly separated themselves from the Willard Romney Experience. Willard is bringing dishonor and disgrace to the Mormon faith people. And Mittens Stepford Wife sons are full bore Damien creepy.
2012-10-18 07:16:10 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Tagg,

Your father is so full of shiat his eyes are brown. He is, indeed, a liar, and it doesn't take more than a few minutes of reading to prove it, repeatedly. So, shut the hell up and sit the hell down, you little chewtoy, and let your betters debate.

Sincerely,
America
2012-10-18 05:00:24 PM  
1 vote:

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Karne: splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...

I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.

I really don't have a problem with them trying to kill the people who drove them out of Missouri.


Even if their religion is built upon certain principles? Why even be in a religion if you are fine with committing the worst of sins. it's almost like it's all bullcrap or something.
2012-10-18 04:46:16 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "You want to rush down the debate stage and take a swing at him but you know you can't do that because, well first cause there is a lot of secret service between you and him," Tagg Romney said of what he would have liked to during the presidential debate earlier this week.

Soooo... the only thing keeping you from rushing down and punching another adult during a debate is the armed men guarding the room?

Grow the fark up.
2012-10-18 04:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
Space_Poet: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.

You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.


I wonder if Tagg beat up a black servant when he got home, assuming they even hire black folks.
2012-10-18 03:51:51 PM  
1 vote:

SurfaceTension: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 580x398]


Dressing your daughter like that after the age of five should be criminal.
2012-10-18 03:16:12 PM  
1 vote:

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


Just look at how short-fused Mitt is already. They all learned from daddy.
2012-10-18 03:09:06 PM  
1 vote:
So much for Romney's statement that being raised by two parents will reduce violence...
2012-10-18 03:07:12 PM  
1 vote:

HortusMatris: I want to be prepared for the Rich Brat Revolution!


1980 was a while ago.
2012-10-18 03:01:35 PM  
1 vote:
Tagg. What an attention Heuer.
2012-10-18 02:38:21 PM  
1 vote:

r1chard3: Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.

Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


Dude... "Latter Day" saints. They believe we are in the end times.
2012-10-18 02:34:32 PM  
1 vote:
llwproductions.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-18 02:33:31 PM  
1 vote:

teeny: There is a reptilian part of me


I believe you.
2012-10-18 02:29:57 PM  
1 vote:
ct.fra.bz
2012-10-18 02:19:17 PM  
1 vote:
i1197.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 02:08:22 PM  
1 vote:

ipsofacto: sometimes you gotta fight for what you believe in.


And then get your ass beaten by the secret service.
2012-10-18 01:55:49 PM  
1 vote:

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


It happens all the time in Romney's favorite country of China but usually there is a dumpster involved.
2012-10-18 01:54:02 PM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?
2012-10-18 01:50:05 PM  
1 vote:

r1chard3: Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.

Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


Heh. "Apocalypse" means "uncovering". Anything that pierces that mystic veil separating human knowledge from the divine workings of the universe.

So yeah, Mormonism is totally apocalyptic - from the Angel Moroni onward. :P

/also they have "latter-day saints" in their full title, with 'saints' referring to living congregants - so, yeah, any day now
2012-10-18 01:36:21 PM  
1 vote:

r1chard3: Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


From what I know from what my sister said they're very much into being prepared for disaster. Things like stocking food,water and ammo. While she was here she was getting magazines that sell those kind of survival supplies,stuff like huge packs of MRE's/freeze dried food/whole survival kits. Apparently they're supposed to have so many months of food all the time.
2012-10-18 01:26:49 PM  
1 vote:

r1chard3: Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.

Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


I think it's more the profit motive.
2012-10-18 01:20:42 PM  
1 vote:
Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...
2012-10-18 01:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
"Golly, I was really peeved when my butler refused to punch the President for me! I went right home and drank an entire 20 ounce Pepsi WITH the caffeine."
2012-10-18 01:08:13 PM  
1 vote:
Tagg Romney can jump his privileged ass off a cliff. Maybe those magic underpants will turn into a parachute,,,

Lets hope not
2012-10-18 01:04:05 PM  
1 vote:

splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...


I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.
2012-10-18 12:58:46 PM  
1 vote:

wedun: ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.

If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.


I, for one, applaud their evolution from bandits to con artists.
2012-10-18 12:57:55 PM  
1 vote:
That is okay Tagg, every time I see your dad I want to break his farking jaw so he shuts his lying face.
2012-10-18 12:57:29 PM  
1 vote:

ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.


If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.
2012-10-18 12:55:09 PM  
1 vote:

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


No, we already know that.
2012-10-18 12:52:25 PM  
1 vote:

redmond24: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch


Thank you for evoking the image of a shirtless, hairy Chris Christie, chewing up the turnbuckle like George "The Animal" Steele, and then leaping into the scrum of brawling Presidential candidates and Secret Service agents, only to be felled by Michelle Obama in a leopard skin mini-dress, wielding a folding chair.

Meanwhile, Ann Romney, in a garish bird shirt, flails away at a cowering wife-beater-clad Joe Biden as he frantically tries to ward off the flurry of blows from Mrs. Romney's diamond-studded purse raining upon his head.
2012-10-18 12:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
i235.photobucket.com

separated at birth.

/seriously people do you really want to have to look at the ugly ass Romney brood for the next 4 years?
2012-10-18 12:51:43 PM  
1 vote:

jst3p: Remember that their face of "Abstinence only" education was this family:


Actually, that's the exact situation that brought me to the concept of "if you can't even convince the one person who you're more likely to be able to influence than anyone else in the entire world - your own son/daughter - that your values are sound, then why should we believe that you'll have any success with three hundred million complete strangers?"
2012-10-18 12:41:09 PM  
1 vote:

Jackson Herring: Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin


i think you just named all my D&D session characters for the next 30 years. brilliant.
2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM  
1 vote:
Tagg retroactively detained by the secret service and sent to gitmo for his retroactive threat against the president.

/But saying "Obama can suck on ma guns at a redneck concert" still ok.
2012-10-18 12:34:25 PM  
1 vote:
You know, hearing this does make me go back to a curiosity I've had for a while.

Are the candidates' families (and the candidates, themselves) screened by security. Lets just say, hypothetically, that Romney was packing heat (I realize this is an utterly ridiculous concept) - but lets go with a 'manchurian candidate' type scenario. Could Romney get close enough in that situation to follow through with his plan?

Like I said, I KNOW its a ridiculous scenario - I guess I'm just curious at what point the candidates and / or their families are no longer subject to the same security rules.

The post debate gatherings on the stage place a LOT of people in very close proximity to each other so that's the primary thing that generates this curiosity. I'd never want to see it happen, of course - its just one of those things I've pondered.

On another, related note (again, I KNOW this isn't going to happen) but lets say Tagg Romney rushes down towards the stage and Obama says to his SS detail "let him go" - do they let him go? or do they protect the President over the President's own request. I mean, can Obama tell his SS detail to 'go away'? Its one of those things about the presidency I've always been curious / fascinated about. Idiotic statements like this by Tagg just make me dwell on these things - I've got a weird mind, sue me. :P
2012-10-18 12:25:38 PM  
1 vote:

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.
2012-10-18 12:23:11 PM  
1 vote:
His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
i451.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 12:20:55 PM  
1 vote:
Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin
2012-10-18 12:20:11 PM  
1 vote:
I'm all for piling on Romney and his brood of blue-bloods but this seems like a bit of a tempest in a teapot. He said that watching the debate made him angry, because he obviously believes everything his dad says and so a public calling-out like that is a major diss. But he also said that he wouldn't do it; I mean he didn't even spring to his feet, fist clenched... he just had a feel and then talked about it on some radio show.

Yawn. I'm sure he'll get his proxy rage fulfilled should Romney win; we'll have a trade war with China and a hot war with Iran and Sryia to entertain him.
2012-10-18 12:18:16 PM  
1 vote:
Dude has kind of a scientology stare going on, do the mormons practice staring at stuff to?
2012-10-18 12:18:02 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Give the disproportionately high percentage of Mormons in the secret service, ABSOLUTELY.
2012-10-18 12:17:17 PM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: It was South Hampton in mid July
I just motored into the yacht club and my throat was dry
so I asked my personal assistant for a Perrier with lime.


In West Connecticut born and raised
On the golf course is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool
Riding my ballet horse outside of the school.
I got to be on tv, and it was great,
Till they picked on my dad in a big debate.
I wanted to fight but my mom got mad
And said "Watch it or you'll end up like your brother Bapp."
2012-10-18 12:16:35 PM  
1 vote:
Tagg, baby.
He called Mitt a "liar" only because "disreputable diseased sheep fuuuker" would have been beeped out.
2012-10-18 12:16:06 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: I think it would be hilarious to have the Secret Service investigate Romney's progeny, especially when they decide that it would be awesome to puff out their chests like Tagg decided to do.


yeah, THIS. Enjoy the Secret Service investigation, Tagg (is that even a real name, WTF?)
2012-10-18 12:14:18 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: ...would the secret service storm the stage?


I have to admit, I'd laugh if Romney took a swing at Obama in the next debate and the secret service nailed him like a Columbian hooker.
2012-10-18 12:11:00 PM  
1 vote:
Waaaaah! He caught my dad lying! Clearly, violence against him will make my dad's claims true!
2012-10-18 12:07:23 PM  
1 vote:
I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.
2012-10-18 12:07:18 PM  
1 vote:
zedster:

I can't stop laughing at this.
2012-10-18 12:06:37 PM  
1 vote:

orezona: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

No, because Obama would ninja his ass into little pieces.


i208.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 12:06:27 PM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Would the marching band refuse to yield?
2012-10-18 12:05:40 PM  
1 vote:
Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?
2012-10-18 12:00:50 PM  
1 vote:
if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?
2012-10-18 10:57:58 AM  
1 vote:
i50.tinypic.com
 
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