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2012-10-18 03:01:51 PM

jntaylor63: My Thanks to all the Farkers who have posted pics of the Rmoneys.

Take note, what you see here is the 3rd and 4th generation of America's super rich plutocrats. They are being raised to hate paying taxes and their worth as citizens is far above yours. This is the generation that will do far more harm to our future than any country / terrorist group to date.

The money that they will pour into congress, media and judges will erase the democratically elected republic that we still barely have today. If a class style revolution comes to America (such as the French Revolution) I only hope the Military is on our side.


Wow. You sound like the liberal version of a Freeper.

So would you also recommend stocking up on gold and weapons? I want to be prepared for the Rich Brat Revolution!
 
2012-10-18 03:02:53 PM

Karne: splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...

I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.


I really don't have a problem with them trying to kill the people who drove them out of Missouri.
 
2012-10-18 03:07:12 PM

HortusMatris: I want to be prepared for the Rich Brat Revolution!


1980 was a while ago.
 
2012-10-18 03:09:06 PM
So much for Romney's statement that being raised by two parents will reduce violence...
 
2012-10-18 03:12:41 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


Another one in plain sight.
 
2012-10-18 03:14:15 PM

Max Awesome: They consider it a virtue to lie to anybody who isn't a Mormon.


Taggqiyya?
 
2012-10-18 03:16:12 PM

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


Just look at how short-fused Mitt is already. They all learned from daddy.
 
2012-10-18 03:31:01 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 03:39:17 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


/Seiko
 
2012-10-18 03:43:46 PM

Renart: Any comments from his brothers Bapp, Trankk, Slorpp, Minxx, and Zingg?


Geez, stop lying about the names already. It's spelled, Glorrp. Not "Slorpp"! Who would ever give their kid a name like Slorpp for pete's sake?!
 
2012-10-18 03:45:57 PM
If he wanted to take a swing at President Obama for calling his dad a liar, he must've wanted to stab Newt Gingrich in his chest for saying this:


CBS News chief White House correspondent Norah O'Donnell: "You're calling Mitt Romney a liar?"

Gingrich: "Well, you seem shocked by it! This is a man whose staff created the PAC, his millionaire friends fund the PAC, he pretends he has nothing to do with the PAC - it's baloney. He's not telling the American people the truth..."

"I just think he ought to be honest with the American people and try to win as the real Mitt Romney, not try to invent a poll-driven, consultant-guided version that goes around with talking points, and I think he ought to be candid. I don't think he's being candid and that will be a major issue. From here on out from the rest of this campaign, the country has to decide: Do you really want a Massachusetts moderate who won't level with you to run against Barack Obama who, frankly, will just tear him apart? He will not survive against the Obama machine."



/Because it's all about standing up for your dad's integrity...right?
 
2012-10-18 03:46:33 PM
I think we're okay. A Republican can threaten violence against Democrats, but modern history shows they NEVER follow through.
 
2012-10-18 03:48:26 PM
images.franchiseherald.com
 
2012-10-18 03:51:51 PM

SurfaceTension: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 580x398]


Dressing your daughter like that after the age of five should be criminal.
 
2012-10-18 03:52:17 PM

Evil High Priest: Renart: Any comments from his brothers Bapp, Trankk, Slorpp, Minxx, and Zingg?

Geez, stop lying about the names already. It's spelled, Glorrp. Not "Slorpp"! Who would ever give their kid a name like Slorpp for pete's sake?!


The Romneys got their kids' nicknames from this list of Don Martin sound effects, I think.
 
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2012-10-18 04:05:10 PM

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


"Tagg Romney and his wife Jennifer have had three children via surrogate mothers" ... all sons.

pretty sure surrogate pregnancies involve "selective reduction" (aka abortion) ... what better time to make sure to get any rid of any unworthy daughters?

gender-biased abortion is totally okay if you are a republican. obviously. no hypocrisy there. nope. none at all.
 
2012-10-18 04:05:13 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


FanSince09 from twitter? Is that you??
 
2012-10-18 04:07:30 PM
Space_Poet: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.

You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.


I wonder if Tagg beat up a black servant when he got home, assuming they even hire black folks.
 
2012-10-18 04:19:20 PM

abhorrent1: Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?


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2012-10-18 04:22:33 PM

Latinwolf: Space_Poet: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.

You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.

I wonder if Tagg beat up a black servant when he got home, assuming they even hire black folks.


I doubt it. He probably just fired someone. That makes him feel good, like his dad. "I like to fire people".
 
2012-10-18 04:23:10 PM

Fista-Phobia: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart

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And I bet he uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
 
2012-10-18 04:25:28 PM

madgonad: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Uchiha_Cycliste: His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
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As I understand it's short for "Taggworth."

No, it is Taggart.


You sure? I think he named him after the Tag-Heuer watch line.
 
2012-10-18 04:28:10 PM
He looks a bit like Sean Maher.
 
2012-10-18 04:37:04 PM

StormChaser: Mugato: Mitt, Tagg, Newt, Trigg, Bristol....Republicans named by George Lucas.

After he loses the election, Mitt looks forward to spending more time with his grandchildren Darth, Jar-Jar, and Chewbacca.


That is pretty dumb, but I want you to know I chortled....
 
2012-10-18 04:44:40 PM
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2012-10-18 04:46:16 PM
FTFA: "You want to rush down the debate stage and take a swing at him but you know you can't do that because, well first cause there is a lot of secret service between you and him," Tagg Romney said of what he would have liked to during the presidential debate earlier this week.

Soooo... the only thing keeping you from rushing down and punching another adult during a debate is the armed men guarding the room?

Grow the fark up.
 
2012-10-18 04:46:36 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Fista-Phobia: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart

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And I bet he uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.


i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 04:55:30 PM
bigbenkennedy.com
 
2012-10-18 05:00:24 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Karne: splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...

I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.

I really don't have a problem with them trying to kill the people who drove them out of Missouri.


Even if their religion is built upon certain principles? Why even be in a religion if you are fine with committing the worst of sins. it's almost like it's all bullcrap or something.
 
2012-10-18 05:08:49 PM

thurstonxhowell: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Have you seen the reach on POTUS? Tagg would be down before he got past the moderator.


Basketball players, man. Sure, they're scrawny and fragile, but you gotta get in close to do damage to start with, and good farkin' luck.
 
2012-10-18 05:22:30 PM
Take a swing at the POTUS ha? Well I will be suicidal too if my name were Tagg.
 
2012-10-18 05:37:11 PM

Mugato: washington-babylon: Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?

I don't think people named Shaniqua have an political affiliation.


No, but their full retard parents do.
 
2012-10-18 05:47:56 PM
What kind of farking asshole names their kid "Tagg"? Oh yeah. The same mind of farking asshole that's named "Mitt". Abuse is cyclic.
 
2012-10-18 06:01:25 PM
Why does everyone keep saying that Mitt Romney is lying? Clearly his position is evolving. Something which I remember Obama being praised for a few months ago.
 
2012-10-18 06:19:04 PM
If I had any of the names those kids do, I'd want to punch everything and everyone.
 
2012-10-18 06:27:15 PM
Willard Mitt Romney

What was wrong with 'Will' ? I can understand not wanting to go with Willard but they chose Mitt over Will?
 
2012-10-18 06:41:42 PM

redmond24: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch


What's he gonna do, sit on them?
 
2012-10-18 06:54:03 PM
no mention of the youngest Romney, Tugg?
images.politico.com
 
2012-10-18 07:05:07 PM

washington-babylon: abhorrent1: Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?

Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?


You don't know? You haven't done your homework, buddy. Study it out.
 
2012-10-18 07:05:55 PM

Jackson Herring: sprawl15: GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

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About $250 million.

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I knew it! Red Sox fan...
 
2012-10-18 07:08:33 PM
He a Romnulan!

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-18 07:16:10 PM
Dear Tagg,

Your father is so full of shiat his eyes are brown. He is, indeed, a liar, and it doesn't take more than a few minutes of reading to prove it, repeatedly. So, shut the hell up and sit the hell down, you little chewtoy, and let your betters debate.

Sincerely,
America
 
2012-10-18 08:07:51 PM

Grapple: Tagg (is that even a real name, WTF?)


Probably short for Taggart, a surname I for some reason associate with Mormons.
 
2012-10-18 08:42:13 PM

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


was thinking about this recently. i'm surprised the LDS folks have not publicly separated themselves from the Willard Romney Experience. Willard is bringing dishonor and disgrace to the Mormon faith people. And Mittens Stepford Wife sons are full bore Damien creepy.
 
2012-10-18 08:48:54 PM

docbenspock: no mention of the youngest Romney, Tugg?


Wait, isn't Bapp the youngest?
 
2012-10-18 08:49:12 PM

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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Especially if you look closely.

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2012-10-18 09:14:05 PM

Isitoveryet: mainstreet62: StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictusa part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch. 

/how did I miss Rolex? That was bad..... 

that's the only other one i can find


My contributions. The closest watch to "Invictus" is Invicta.
 
2012-10-18 09:36:08 PM
All I have to say is DO IT.

I will laugh my ass off while you get the Secret Service beatdown.
 
2012-10-18 09:51:04 PM

gsmphoto: Tagg. What an attention Heuer.


F*cking brilliant.
 
2012-10-18 09:57:38 PM

KrispyKritter: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

was thinking about this recently. i'm surprised the LDS folks have not publicly separated themselves from the Willard Romney Experience. Willard is bringing dishonor and disgrace to the Mormon faith people. And Mittens Stepford Wife sons are full bore Damien creepy.


Harry Reid used to be a boxer, so I guess that's pretty violent. And quite a few here think Harry's a lying piece of crap.
 
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