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(ABC)   Tagg Romney wants to take a swing at the President. "He had the chance to kill that SOB who named me Tagg, and he didn't"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 308
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2012-10-18 01:05:25 PM

wedun: ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.

If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.


It's a good thing I used the present tense, or else you'd be dangerously close to having some sort of point.
 
2012-10-18 01:05:35 PM
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2012-10-18 01:06:41 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]

Somehow I knew someone would do that.

Remember the kid in the Santorum family photo with the thousand-yard stare? He and Tagg should hang out.


when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you - Nietzche

/thought of this for some reason
 
2012-10-18 01:07:20 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Why is she wearing a graduation cap.


Maybe it's Halloween and she's dressed as the scariest thing her family could think of: An educated individual.
 
2012-10-18 01:08:13 PM
Tagg Romney can jump his privileged ass off a cliff. Maybe those magic underpants will turn into a parachute,,,

Lets hope not
 
2012-10-18 01:11:24 PM

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


I think they are probably all sociopaths. All the evidence I've seen these last 18 months points to this. What horrible people.
 
2012-10-18 01:12:34 PM
"Golly, I was really peeved when my butler refused to punch the President for me! I went right home and drank an entire 20 ounce Pepsi WITH the caffeine."
 
2012-10-18 01:13:38 PM
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2012-10-18 01:13:53 PM
Romney was so fuming with rage throughout the second half of that debate that when the mic "thunked" and I wasn't looking at the screen, I actually thought for one second that Romney had taken a swing at the President. I mean this is a guy who was just projecting this seething anger of someone who's used to getting what they want ALL the time with little to no effort.
 
2012-10-18 01:13:53 PM
Wonder if the Dodgers organization got emails saying vote for Romney or else.
 
2012-10-18 01:14:00 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [img193.imageshack.us image 384x1500]


Is that.. is that Ave Satani in the background?
 
2012-10-18 01:14:10 PM
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2012-10-18 01:15:08 PM

qorkfiend: danknerd: Clearly we can see in the red circle why this Mexican family is not a poor family, but probably spends all their millions on booze and cigarettes.

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I can't help but note that they have a refrigerator, as well.


And TWO irons. Talk about luxuries.
 
2012-10-18 01:16:35 PM

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And yet the Huckabees are more likely to jam with Obama than talk 'i'm going to punch his lights out' crap. They don't love Obama, but they wouldn't go there. I guess that's the privilege of not being treated as a god-on-earth your entire life.
 
2012-10-18 01:16:49 PM
Can't wait for this election bullshiat to be over, I don't even care who wins. Election time just reminds me why I moved away from my "hometown". Nothing but small minded, racist, hypocritical, religious zealots. They usually start their post off with something that makes Romney sound like the second coming of Jesus, and then roll right into some kind of not so subtle racist jab at the President "those people" elected. And then when they get called out on it, they claim they'd never have a racist thought. You're right, it must have been some other bigot I remember proudly proclaiming during lunch all those years ago that "N*****s should just all die." just loud enough for the only black kid in school to hear, then make cornbread and fried chicken jokes for the rest of the day. People are stupid as fark. People I used to know are ten times more stupid than your average stupid farkers.

/there was no real point to this rant, just felt like ranting
 
2012-10-18 01:17:13 PM

abhorrent1: Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?


Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?
 
2012-10-18 01:17:47 PM

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


Nah I already have an impression that Mormons are judgmental,lying assholes from my sister and her husband.

splat the whale: Mountain Meadows


The version my sister kept telling me was it was the army who killed Mormon women and children and the men decided to fight back. No it was farking Mormons who slaughtered a whole wagon train of people for no farking reason and then tried to blame it on the Native Americans.
 
2012-10-18 01:20:11 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: And yet the Huckabees are more likely to jam with Obama than talk 'i'm going to punch his lights out' crap. They don't love Obama, but they wouldn't go there. I guess that's the privilege of not being treated as a god-on-earth your entire life.


I think they'd invite the Obama family over for dinner if they moved into the same neighborhood. Then they'd probably invite them to church, and not talk to them much after that point.
 
2012-10-18 01:20:42 PM
Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...
 
2012-10-18 01:21:19 PM
Tagg's comments represent perfectly the mentality of the typical conservative when faced with a viewpoint supported by facts that they don't want to accept. All emotion, no intellect.
 
2012-10-18 01:21:57 PM
What would happen to me if I went on national TV and said I wanted to take a swing at the President?
 
2012-10-18 01:22:51 PM
When you name your son Tagg, you've already decided that you won't be sending him to a public school.
 
2012-10-18 01:23:07 PM

Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.


Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.
 
2012-10-18 01:25:30 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart


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2012-10-18 01:25:36 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged.


Is that why Romney and RON PAUL get along?
 
2012-10-18 01:26:48 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


Hello, Judas.
 
2012-10-18 01:26:49 PM

r1chard3: Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.

Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


I think it's more the profit motive.
 
2012-10-18 01:26:56 PM

R.A.Danny: Tagg?


Short for Taggart.

As in Dagny Taggart, the protagonist from "Atlas Shrugged".
 
2012-10-18 01:28:39 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...

Hello, Judas.


No, not Judas. But that would probably have been more appropriate.
 
2012-10-18 01:30:34 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


The Book of Gonad is my favorite part of the Bible.
 
2012-10-18 01:31:49 PM

madgonad: No, not Judas. But that would probably have been more appropriate


So... Rahab the prostitute?
 
2012-10-18 01:31:58 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


How's it going Shadrach?
 
2012-10-18 01:33:09 PM
"You want to rush down the debate stage and take a swing at him but you know you can't do that because, well first cause there is a lot of secret service between you and him,"
"We gotta kinda sit there and take our punches, and then send them back the other way."


"I just want to get up and punch that black guy being mean to my dad BECAUSE POTATO."
 
2012-10-18 01:33:49 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert.


www.wearysloth.com 
Goddamn kids
 
2012-10-18 01:35:23 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character... a TV detective.

 


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2012-10-18 01:36:21 PM

r1chard3: Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


From what I know from what my sister said they're very much into being prepared for disaster. Things like stocking food,water and ammo. While she was here she was getting magazines that sell those kind of survival supplies,stuff like huge packs of MRE's/freeze dried food/whole survival kits. Apparently they're supposed to have so many months of food all the time.
 
2012-10-18 01:39:13 PM

A Terrible Human: r1chard3: Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.

From what I know from what my sister said they're very much into being prepared for disaster. Things like stocking food,water and ammo. While she was here she was getting magazines that sell those kind of survival supplies,stuff like huge packs of MRE's/freeze dried food/whole survival kits. Apparently they're supposed to have so many months of food all the time.


I think that the recommendation is one year's worth.
 
2012-10-18 01:40:22 PM
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What could have been, if Romney had not cared so much about his Stericycle stock price.
 
2012-10-18 01:40:57 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [img193.imageshack.us image 384x1500]


I hath lol'ed, and thou art an intelligence of impeccable haughtiness. Guffaw, I say.
 
2012-10-18 01:41:52 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
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As I understand it's short for "Taggworth."
 
2012-10-18 01:43:01 PM
Awesome headline, Subs.... Far better than reading about what Tagg Romney thinks about pretty much anything. I would have sent the guy a gift basket if he'd have said that in the interview though, it would have shown that he actually has a sense of humor, AND it would have been farking priceless...
 
2012-10-18 01:43:57 PM
Tagg
Blipp
Zorch
Bung
Nosferatu
Clem
Wank
Dipthong
Blarth

And yes, seeing Tagg's seething rage (and subsequently hearing he wanted to take a swing) shrieks of White People In Power Gone Wild. Enjoy being Jim Jones' son.
 
2012-10-18 01:44:08 PM
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2012-10-18 01:44:47 PM
Oh haha that was a joke!

I'm sure that Tagg Romney never acutally had plans to punch the POTUS. The disturbing part is that how some people seem completely unaware that people hear the things they say and that the things they say matter. So why do you say such stupid things?

My main take away from the VP debate was Mitt Romney constantly has to claim that what he was saying 'comes out wrong' while Joe Biden (who is known for saying crazy things) just said 'Yea, I say what I mean.'

If you don't mean it then don't say it. And if it is a joke- IT SHOULD BE FUNNY! (and no, things are not funny just because they suggest violence)
 
2012-10-18 01:44:53 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 475x350]

What could have been, if Romney had not cared so much about his Stericycle stock price.


YESSS. Poor guy, he would have fit right in with his potential adoptive family.
 
2012-10-18 01:44:58 PM

washington-babylon: Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?


I don't think people named Shaniqua have an political affiliation.
 
2012-10-18 01:45:36 PM

El Pachuco: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...

The Book of Gonad is my favorite part of the Bible.


Amen. And I quote:

1The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias

/begat
 
2012-10-18 01:46:35 PM

spidermilk: Oh haha that was a joke!

I'm sure that Tagg Romney never acutally had plans to punch the POTUS. The disturbing part is that how some people seem completely unaware that people hear the things they say and that the things they say matter. So why do you say such stupid things?

My main take away from the VP debate was Mitt Romney constantly has to claim that what he was saying 'comes out wrong' while Joe Biden (who is known for saying crazy things) just said 'Yea, I say what I mean.'

If you don't mean it then don't say it. And if it is a joke- IT SHOULD BE FUNNY! (and no, things are not funny just because they suggest violence)


I don't know, the comment about the only problem being was there were so many secret service between them makes me think he meant it...
 
2012-10-18 01:47:18 PM

Mugato: washington-babylon: Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?

I don't think people named Shaniqua have an political affiliation.


They already have that amazing name - what else could they ever want?
 
2012-10-18 01:48:15 PM

Fista-Phobia: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart

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