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(ABC)   Tagg Romney wants to take a swing at the President. "He had the chance to kill that SOB who named me Tagg, and he didn't"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 308
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2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM  
Tagg retroactively detained by the secret service and sent to gitmo for his retroactive threat against the president.

/But saying "Obama can suck on ma guns at a redneck concert" still ok.
 
2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM  

Mighty Aswan: I'm still trying to get the rules straight:

If you're a Republican and call the President a liar while he is addressing Congress you're justified and a national hero.

If you're a Democrat and call the opposing Republican a liar during a debate the Democrat deserves a whacking.

Boy, these rules are complex...


Simpler way to remember the rule: 

www.onlinecollegemoms.com
 
2012-10-18 12:40:50 PM  

crab66: Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?

These are people that live in a fantasy world. People who have never struggled for anything meaningful in their lives beyond the quest for more money and power. George Romney was actually a decent guy and his offspring have been able take advantage of his hard work.


I am sure it elicits very strong reactions to see people not kiss their fathers ass like he was royalty, they probably never see that.
 
2012-10-18 12:41:09 PM  

Jackson Herring: Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin


i think you just named all my D&D session characters for the next 30 years. brilliant.
 
GBB
2012-10-18 12:41:51 PM  

Headso: darknemus: SS detail "let him go" - do they let him go? or do they protect the President over the President's own request.

with regard to his safety the SS are in charge iirc, they say no to the president all the time.


Pretty much THIS ever since JFK wanted to go through Dallas in a convertible.
 
2012-10-18 12:42:30 PM  

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


There's probably some hard working, kind hearted people in the Mexican family.
 
2012-10-18 12:42:41 PM  

THX 1138: If Mitt Romney can't even raise his own son son with enough morality to respect the office of the President of the United States (the very position Romney himself is aiming for), how can anyone possibly believe that Romney will be able to garner that sort of respect out of the 99.99999999% of the world who who aren't members of his immediate family?


Republicans are moronic. Remember that their face of "Abstinence only" education was this family:

www.pitch.com

You can't make it work in your own house, Ms. Palin, but you think it will work for a nation?
 
2012-10-18 12:43:19 PM  
Who names their kid after a watch anyway? Honestly!
 
2012-10-18 12:43:42 PM  

wooden_badger: Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?

They learn it from those annual Romney Family Games where anything goes.

Though Tagg tried to chicken out this year.


Whoa. Creepy.

I didn't know Romney was a Baby Boomer.

Incredibly obvious in retrospect but I have to admit he looks good for 65.
 
2012-10-18 12:43:52 PM  
Don't wanna mess with the Emperor.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Unless your name is Horus, or Erebus
 
2012-10-18 12:45:16 PM  

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.


You just had to take the worst of it all, don't you?.
 
2012-10-18 12:45:27 PM  
We all know what happens when rich douchebag republicans think their father was slighted. Nations are invaded and hundreds of thousands of people die.
 
2012-10-18 12:45:41 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: Jackson Herring: Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin

i think you just named all my D&D session characters for the next 30 years. brilliant.


Those are great, but my personal favorite is still Slab Benchpress.
 
2012-10-18 12:46:17 PM  
LEAVE TAGG ALONE !!!! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUSELVES!!! THE CANDIDATES KIDS ARE OFF LIMITS!
 
2012-10-18 12:46:36 PM  

sprawl15: zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]

[imageshack.us image 425x1042]


alright, that is awesome-sauce right there, I deleted my xcf but I think these need a blank
 
2012-10-18 12:47:15 PM  
i'm thinking Tagg needs to take a SWIG

/because liquorz
 
2012-10-18 12:47:16 PM  
i.telegraph.co.uk

More Chins than a Chinese phone book
 
2012-10-18 12:47:47 PM  

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 12:47:47 PM  

GBB: What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


Um, the Romneys ARE a Mexican family.
 
2012-10-18 12:49:23 PM  

sprawl15: GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.

[imageshack.us image 620x389]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:49:43 PM  
You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 12:50:03 PM  
Romney is a smarmy pompous ass who has no business being the president.
 
2012-10-18 12:50:14 PM  

Majick Thise: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]

More Chins than a Chinese phone book


looks like they have some hot wives
 
2012-10-18 12:50:22 PM  

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...
 
2012-10-18 12:50:42 PM  
Well, Tagg, if you don't like it when people call your father a liar then tell your father not to lie so much.
 
2012-10-18 12:51:09 PM  

Headso: looks like they have some hot wives


They usually are in Stepford.
 
2012-10-18 12:51:20 PM  

GBB: About $250 million.


Well, Mexicans spend more time on cleaning the Romneys' homes than they do their own as well.
 
2012-10-18 12:51:43 PM  

jst3p: Remember that their face of "Abstinence only" education was this family:


Actually, that's the exact situation that brought me to the concept of "if you can't even convince the one person who you're more likely to be able to influence than anyone else in the entire world - your own son/daughter - that your values are sound, then why should we believe that you'll have any success with three hundred million complete strangers?"
 
2012-10-18 12:51:54 PM  
i235.photobucket.com

separated at birth.

/seriously people do you really want to have to look at the ugly ass Romney brood for the next 4 years?
 
2012-10-18 12:52:11 PM  

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.


WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE.

How come that kid gets his own Obamaphone? This is why we need to crack down on welfare for the illegals.
 
2012-10-18 12:52:25 PM  

redmond24: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch


Thank you for evoking the image of a shirtless, hairy Chris Christie, chewing up the turnbuckle like George "The Animal" Steele, and then leaping into the scrum of brawling Presidential candidates and Secret Service agents, only to be felled by Michelle Obama in a leopard skin mini-dress, wielding a folding chair.

Meanwhile, Ann Romney, in a garish bird shirt, flails away at a cowering wife-beater-clad Joe Biden as he frantically tries to ward off the flurry of blows from Mrs. Romney's diamond-studded purse raining upon his head.
 
2012-10-18 12:53:24 PM  

vernonFL: You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


[4.bp.blogspot.com image 475x350]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:53:50 PM  
I still can't believe that little prick said that. If Mitt had any class at all he would have called his twat of a kid out for being out of line instead of giggling and encouraging his wannabe alpha male ass.
 
2012-10-18 12:53:57 PM  
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2012-10-18 12:54:00 PM  

vernonFL: You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


These guys?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 12:54:11 PM  
Clearly we can see in the red circle why this Mexican family is not a poor family, but probably spends all their millions on booze and cigarettes.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:54:26 PM  

splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...


And they daydream of sparkly vampires.
 
2012-10-18 12:55:08 PM  

THX 1138: If Mitt Romney can't even raise his own son son with enough morality to respect the office of the President of the United States (the very position Romney himself is aiming for), how can anyone possibly believe that Romney will be able to garner that sort of respect out of the 99.99999999% of the world who who aren't members of his immediate family?


Maybe Mitt is just affraid his son will kick his ass.
 
2012-10-18 12:55:09 PM  

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


No, we already know that.
 
2012-10-18 12:55:32 PM  

mobile_home_refush: His other son was just on the view. He said "yea that brother has hit me a few times. President Obama doesn't have anything to worry about because he wasn't serious. It's just that it is hard watching your dad get beat up on stage."

//yea I watched the view this morning
///don't judge me
////the evil eyes mesmerized me and I couldn't use the remote


At least he agrees with the rest of us who watched the debate that Romney got beat up on stage.

i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 12:55:45 PM  

CygnusDarius: Don't wanna mess with the Emperor.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 395x317]

/Unless your name is Horus, or Erebus



Or Ghazghkull!


WAAAAAGH!
 
2012-10-18 12:56:47 PM  

danknerd: Clearly we can see in the red circle why this Mexican family is not a poor family, but probably spends all their millions on booze and cigarettes.

[i.imgur.com image 800x600]


I can't help but note that they have a refrigerator, as well.
 
2012-10-18 12:57:29 PM  

ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.


If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.
 
2012-10-18 12:57:55 PM  
That is okay Tagg, every time I see your dad I want to break his farking jaw so he shuts his lying face.
 
2012-10-18 12:58:11 PM  
www.blogcdn.com

www.incgamers.com

Does Tagg Romney like Huey Lewis?
 
2012-10-18 12:58:17 PM  

zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]


Somehow I knew someone would do that.

Remember the kid in the Santorum family photo with the thousand-yard stare? He and Tagg should hang out.
 
2012-10-18 12:58:46 PM  

wedun: ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.

If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.


I, for one, applaud their evolution from bandits to con artists.
 
2012-10-18 01:00:37 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Josh Romney reminds me way too much of this:

[www.dangermouse.net image 300x224]


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!
 
2012-10-18 01:03:37 PM  

jst3p: Republicans are moronic. Remember that their face of "Abstinence only" education was this family:

www.pitch.com

You can't make it work in your own house, Ms. Palin, but you think it will work for a nation?


Why is she wearing a graduation cap.
 
2012-10-18 01:04:05 PM  

splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...


I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.
 
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