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(ABC)   Tagg Romney wants to take a swing at the President. "He had the chance to kill that SOB who named me Tagg, and he didn't"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 308
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2012-10-18 10:02:07 AM
If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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2012-10-18 10:10:13 AM

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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Why is he sitting next to Florence Henderson?
 
2012-10-18 10:10:34 AM
Tagg?
 
2012-10-18 10:53:01 AM
He did bite off a piece of his ear.
 
2012-10-18 10:53:08 AM
Rich white guy wants to beat up a black guy for being "disrespectful" to another another rich white guy. Welcome to the 1950's....or current day Republican values America. Romney's poll numbers will probably go up another 3 points from this story.
 
2012-10-18 10:57:58 AM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-18 11:01:13 AM
Proceed, homosexual.
 
2012-10-18 11:05:41 AM
His magic underwear must be riding high again. Poor fella!
 
2012-10-18 11:06:15 AM

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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"I just sharted."
 
2012-10-18 11:07:23 AM
Biden said the other day, that the tense stand off between Obama and Romney was "a real thing, man".  So, maybe Tagg should sit down and let the men do the no holds barred wrestle off.
 
2012-10-18 11:07:31 AM
It was South Hampton in mid July
I just motored into the yacht club and my throat was dry
so I asked my personal assistant for a Perrier with lime.
 
2012-10-18 11:13:09 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-18 11:22:40 AM
Tagg, you're It
www.choosy-beggars.com
 
2012-10-18 11:43:49 AM
♫♪ He got all pissed off and he threw out some words,
But they had the effect weak stinking turds
'cause he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag
And he thinks about it every now and then.
How this black guy won't let his daddy win,
And if he ever has a son, he thinks he's gonna name him
Bapp or Jonk or Twedge! Anything but Tagg! ♫♪
 
2012-10-18 11:57:11 AM
well, romney did blame parents for the rise in violence. what does that say about tagg's rage?
 
2012-10-18 11:59:32 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: [i50.tinypic.com image 500x305]


You could land an F-16 on that jaw.
 
2012-10-18 12:00:50 PM
if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?
 
2012-10-18 12:04:49 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


No, because Obama would ninja his ass into little pieces.

www.ihatethemedia.com
 
2012-10-18 12:05:08 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch
 
2012-10-18 12:05:40 PM
Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?
 
2012-10-18 12:06:06 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


The would be fun to watch.
That and the Republican Party imploding after the fact.
 
2012-10-18 12:06:23 PM
He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.
 
2012-10-18 12:06:25 PM
I think that headline is missing a "to" in there.

"Tagg Romney wants take a swing"
vs.
"Tagg Romney wants to take a swing..."
 
2012-10-18 12:06:26 PM
If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.
 
2012-10-18 12:06:27 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Would the marching band refuse to yield?
 
2012-10-18 12:06:37 PM

orezona: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

No, because Obama would ninja his ass into little pieces.


i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 12:06:42 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


It would be a fight between the secret service agents that protect Obama vs the secret service agents that protect Romney.
 
2012-10-18 12:06:44 PM
The guy in front of him looks like the bastard child of John Stewart and Rush Limbaugh.
 
2012-10-18 12:07:03 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Have you seen the reach on POTUS? Tagg would be down before he got past the moderator.
 
2012-10-18 12:07:18 PM

zedster:


I can't stop laughing at this.
 
2012-10-18 12:07:23 PM
I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.
 
2012-10-18 12:08:06 PM

boozehat: I think that headline is missing a "to" in there.

"Tagg Romney wants take a swing"
vs.
"Tagg Romney wants to take a swing..."


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:08:14 PM
I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.
 
2012-10-18 12:08:22 PM
I don't think I have ever meet any one who've felt more "entitled" than the Romney family.
 
2012-10-18 12:08:39 PM
If I ever see one of Romney's twit boys I'll be happy to give them a nice superman punch to the groin.

I'd love to see him try, Obama would Bob Barker his soft skull.

/America is all full of upperclass twits.
 
2012-10-18 12:08:40 PM

zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]


Thread winnar in my opinion.
 
2012-10-18 12:08:51 PM
"You know they are going to do everything they can to try to make my dad into someone he's not.

He called your dad a liar. Your dad is a liar.
 
2012-10-18 12:09:19 PM

2wolves: You could land an F-16 on that jaw.


He's clenching so hard that if there were any food particles stuck in his teeth they've been converted to tiny diamonds.
 
2012-10-18 12:09:44 PM
Look Tagg is just rightly upset that the President of the United Sates doesn't show proper deference to Job Creators like his father and Himself. He and his Father have worked damned hard for the money and influence they have inherited. Seeing someone like Obama have the nerve to appear as an equal is very upsetting.
 
2012-10-18 12:10:16 PM
For what it's worth, I've wanted to kick the shiat out of Mittens.
 
2012-10-18 12:11:00 PM
Waaaaah! He caught my dad lying! Clearly, violence against him will make my dad's claims true!
 
2012-10-18 12:11:07 PM

Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:11:33 PM

zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 12:11:42 PM

CPennypacker: If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.


If one of Obama's children had said this there would be weeks of demands by Fox and the right that they be put to death or at least publicly whipped.
 
2012-10-18 12:11:55 PM
Tagg/Tripp 2024

/yeah, I know Tripp won't be old enough
 
2012-10-18 12:12:01 PM

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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There's a decade's worth of sweet Republican tears just ready for milking right there.
 
2012-10-18 12:12:08 PM
I think it would be hilarious to have the Secret Service investigate Romney's progeny, especially when they decide that it would be awesome to puff out their chests like Tagg decided to do.
 
2012-10-18 12:12:45 PM

Satanic_Hamster: CPennypacker: If Obama was trying to unseat President Romney and he treated him the way Romney treated Obama on Tuesday the entire FOX news building on 6th avenue and every other building in a 4 block radius would collapse in on itself in a fire of outrage.

If one of Obama's children had said this there would be weeks of demands by Fox and the right that they be put to death or at least publicly whipped.


The media refuses to publish the shocking, election changing revelation that both of Obama's children are also black.
 
2012-10-18 12:14:09 PM
His other son was just on the view. He said "yea that brother has hit me a few times. President Obama doesn't have anything to worry about because he wasn't serious. It's just that it is hard watching your dad get beat up on stage."

//yea I watched the view this morning
///don't judge me
////the evil eyes mesmerized me and I couldn't use the remote
 
2012-10-18 12:14:18 PM

ManateeGag: ...would the secret service storm the stage?


I have to admit, I'd laugh if Romney took a swing at Obama in the next debate and the secret service nailed him like a Columbian hooker.
 
2012-10-18 12:14:50 PM
Repeat tag? Neat!
 
2012-10-18 12:16:06 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I think it would be hilarious to have the Secret Service investigate Romney's progeny, especially when they decide that it would be awesome to puff out their chests like Tagg decided to do.


yeah, THIS. Enjoy the Secret Service investigation, Tagg (is that even a real name, WTF?)
 
2012-10-18 12:16:35 PM
Tagg, baby.
He called Mitt a "liar" only because "disreputable diseased sheep fuuuker" would have been beeped out.
 
2012-10-18 12:17:17 PM

vernonFL: It was South Hampton in mid July
I just motored into the yacht club and my throat was dry
so I asked my personal assistant for a Perrier with lime.


In West Connecticut born and raised
On the golf course is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing and relaxing all cool
Riding my ballet horse outside of the school.
I got to be on tv, and it was great,
Till they picked on my dad in a big debate.
I wanted to fight but my mom got mad
And said "Watch it or you'll end up like your brother Bapp."
 
2012-10-18 12:18:02 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


Give the disproportionately high percentage of Mormons in the secret service, ABSOLUTELY.
 
2012-10-18 12:18:16 PM
Dude has kind of a scientology stare going on, do the mormons practice staring at stuff to?
 
2012-10-18 12:18:34 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-18 12:18:48 PM
Mitt, Tagg, Newt, Trigg, Bristol....Republicans named by George Lucas.
 
2012-10-18 12:19:12 PM

RembrandtQEinstein: Dude has kind of a scientology stare going on, do the mormons practice staring at stuff to?


Well, considering Mormonism is kind of like Scientology Lite, Plus Jesus, it makes sense.
 
2012-10-18 12:19:13 PM
I have no doubt that POTUS can defend himself.
 
2012-10-18 12:19:25 PM

star_topology: Repeat tag? Neat!


Mittens Tagg? Hostile!
 
2012-10-18 12:20:11 PM
I'm all for piling on Romney and his brood of blue-bloods but this seems like a bit of a tempest in a teapot. He said that watching the debate made him angry, because he obviously believes everything his dad says and so a public calling-out like that is a major diss. But he also said that he wouldn't do it; I mean he didn't even spring to his feet, fist clenched... he just had a feel and then talked about it on some radio show.

Yawn. I'm sure he'll get his proxy rage fulfilled should Romney win; we'll have a trade war with China and a hot war with Iran and Sryia to entertain him.
 
2012-10-18 12:20:55 PM
Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin
 
2012-10-18 12:21:13 PM
So... he disagreed with the President of the United States and said that the only reason he didn't punch him was because the President has a security detail which would stop him. Seriously. The only thing keeping him from punching the President was the fear that he'd be stopped by the Secret Service.

If Mitt Romney can't even raise his own son son with enough morality to respect the office of the President of the United States (the very position Romney himself is aiming for), how can anyone possibly believe that Romney will be able to garner that sort of respect out of the 99.99999999% of the world who who aren't members of his immediate family?
 
2012-10-18 12:21:33 PM

factoryconnection: Yawn. I'm sure he'll get his proxy rage fulfilled should Romney win; we'll have a trade war with China and a hot war with Iran and Sryia to entertain him for him to profit from.


FTFY
 
2012-10-18 12:22:08 PM
Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?
 
2012-10-18 12:22:17 PM
Walker: Rich white guy wants to beat up a black guy for being "disrespectful" to another another rich white guy. Welcome to the 1950's....or current day Republican values America. Romney's poll numbers will probably go up another 3 points from this story.

Imagine the outcry if Obama had a son who make this comment about wanting to hit Romney.
 
2012-10-18 12:22:52 PM

Jackson Herring: Bold Chinflank


We have a chinner!
 
2012-10-18 12:23:11 PM
His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
i451.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 12:23:27 PM

THX 1138: So... he disagreed with the President of the United States and said that the only reason he didn't punch him was because the President has a security detail which would stop him. Seriously. The only thing keeping him from punching the President was the fear that he'd be stopped by the Secret Service.

If Mitt Romney can't even raise his own son son with enough morality to respect the office of the President of the United States (the very position Romney himself is aiming for), how can anyone possibly believe that Romney will be able to garner that sort of respect out of the 99.99999999% of the world who who aren't members of his immediate family?


I know; the least he could've said was that the watchful eye of the invisible sky-wizard kept him from doing it.

/it works for alcoholics
 
2012-10-18 12:24:00 PM

Mugato: Mitt, Tagg, Newt, Trigg, Bristol....Republicans named by George Lucas.


After he loses the election, Mitt looks forward to spending more time with his grandchildren Darth, Jar-Jar, and Chewbacca.
 
2012-10-18 12:24:28 PM
Josh Romney reminds me way too much of this:

www.dangermouse.net
 
2012-10-18 12:24:48 PM
FTFA: "You know they are going to do everything they can to try to make my dad into someone he's not."

Who, his campaign? Because that's what they've been doing for the past 18 months or so. They just re-shook the etch-a-sketch two weeks ago.

Obama's campaign's not trying to make Romney into someone he's not, they're just trying to run against the candidate Romney was last week. If he'd settle on a platform, then I'm sure the campaign would be more than happy to run against that.

Maybe, instead of getting upset at the President for calling your dad a liar, you should... I don't know.... be upset with your dad for lying? I'm not completely certain, but I'd bet good money that if your dad would stop saying things that aren't true, the President would stop calling him out on it.

It's worth trying, anyways. Seriously, get your dad to stop saying things that aren't true, and if the President still says that he's not speaking the truth, I will apologize.
 
2012-10-18 12:25:00 PM

factoryconnection: But he also said that he wouldn't do it;


Look at his reason why he didn't do it. He said he said he didn't do it because the Secret Service was there. He made no acknowledgement about the basic idea that punching the President would be wrong, petty, or juvenile.
 
2012-10-18 12:25:38 PM

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.
 
2012-10-18 12:26:05 PM
So all the Romneys are douchebags? I kinda always suspected it.

They are all good-looking, though. One of them looks like a clone of Mitt. I assume he'll be governor of somewhere in another 15-20 years.
 
2012-10-18 12:26:32 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
If my manservant was here to hold my sweater I'd give you a jolly-good donnybrook!
 
2012-10-18 12:26:56 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: factoryconnection: Yawn. I'm sure he'll get his proxy rage fulfilled should Romney win; we'll have a trade war with China and a hot war with Iran and Sryia to entertain him for him to profit from.

FTFY


Why wouldn't it be both?

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


"It makes you want to take a swing, but then that's just an emotional response; this was only a debate, after all. I just don't like seeing the President treat my dad like Rep. Joe Wilson treats the President."
 
2012-10-18 12:27:17 PM
Tagg, your dad is a giant lying sack of shiat. Sorry to break it to you.
 
2012-10-18 12:28:18 PM
Tagg Romney, because Chest Rockwell was already taken.
 
2012-10-18 12:29:03 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: So all the Romneys are douchebags? I kinda always suspected it.

They are all good-looking, though. One of them looks like a clone of Mitt. I assume he'll be governor of somewhere in another 15-20 years.


If his father is elected he could be appointed Governor of Occupied Iran.
 
2012-10-18 12:29:15 PM

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


They learn it from those annual Romney Family Games where anything goes.

Though Tagg tried to chicken out this year.
 
2012-10-18 12:30:18 PM
Protip Tagg: Daddy can't bribe Obama into letting you beat him up like the kids you bullied in school. Obama would actually fight back.
 
2012-10-18 12:30:43 PM
i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 12:31:00 PM

wooden_badger: They learn it from those annual Romney Family Games where anything goes.


Everyone sits on their hand until it falls asleep, then they turn the lights off and guess who they're jerking off.
 
2012-10-18 12:31:11 PM

wooden_badger: hough Tagg tried to chicken out this year.


Jesus, SO MUCH BLUE GINGHAM...

Apparently they have designated uniforms for all family personnel under the age of 18.
 
GBB
2012-10-18 12:31:57 PM
www.blogcdn.com
Spock does not agree with your logic.
 
2012-10-18 12:32:08 PM

THX 1138: He made no acknowledgement about the basic idea that punching the President would be wrong, petty, or juvenile.


Don't read me wrong: I'm painting Tagg as a puffed-up paper tiger, not defending him. This guy is a high-level adviser on a POTUS campaign; he knows that making empty threats/claims that belittle Obama makes for terrific conservative radio fodder. It won't cost them any votes, either, because the only ones offended are already Democrat proud. GOP voters love to see the President insulted and demeaned with violent tones.

Damn! The guy's name is really Tagg? Tagg?!?
 
2012-10-18 12:33:23 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:34:25 PM
You know, hearing this does make me go back to a curiosity I've had for a while.

Are the candidates' families (and the candidates, themselves) screened by security. Lets just say, hypothetically, that Romney was packing heat (I realize this is an utterly ridiculous concept) - but lets go with a 'manchurian candidate' type scenario. Could Romney get close enough in that situation to follow through with his plan?

Like I said, I KNOW its a ridiculous scenario - I guess I'm just curious at what point the candidates and / or their families are no longer subject to the same security rules.

The post debate gatherings on the stage place a LOT of people in very close proximity to each other so that's the primary thing that generates this curiosity. I'd never want to see it happen, of course - its just one of those things I've pondered.

On another, related note (again, I KNOW this isn't going to happen) but lets say Tagg Romney rushes down towards the stage and Obama says to his SS detail "let him go" - do they let him go? or do they protect the President over the President's own request. I mean, can Obama tell his SS detail to 'go away'? Its one of those things about the presidency I've always been curious / fascinated about. Idiotic statements like this by Tagg just make me dwell on these things - I've got a weird mind, sue me. :P
 
2012-10-18 12:35:41 PM
I'm still trying to get the rules straight:

If you're a Republican and call the President a liar while he is addressing Congress you're justified and a national hero.

If you're a Democrat and call the opposing Republican a liar during a debate the Democrat deserves a whacking.

Boy, these rules are complex...
 
2012-10-18 12:36:27 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 12:36:58 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Smelly Pirate Hooker: So all the Romneys are douchebags? I kinda always suspected it.

They are all good-looking, though. One of them looks like a clone of Mitt. I assume he'll be governor of somewhere in another 15-20 years.

If his father is elected he could be appointed Governor of Occupied Iran.


Kid is uber rich now too, due to the Swiss bank felony tax evasion amnesty that his dad used to transfer millions to him in 2009 without paying any taxes on it like you would have to under the current gifting rules. When you are rich, you can threaten the President, commit crimes and not only get away with it but be rewarded at taxpayer expense, all while having the less fortunate pay for it all. Nice huh?
 
2012-10-18 12:37:51 PM

darknemus: SS detail "let him go" - do they let him go? or do they protect the President over the President's own request.


with regard to his safety the SS are in charge iirc, they say no to the president all the time.
 
2012-10-18 12:38:05 PM
c10.nrostatic.com

You know the type, loud as a motorbike, but wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight...



/99 problems, but Mitt ain't one
 
2012-10-18 12:38:24 PM

incendi: wooden_badger: hough Tagg tried to chicken out this year.

Jesus, SO MUCH BLUE GINGHAM...

Apparently they have designated uniforms for all family personnel under the age of 18.


You can't wear white until you have gone on the mission. I think that the matching outfits thing is just someone's idea of a fun thing to do.
 
2012-10-18 12:38:24 PM

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


These are people that live in a fantasy world. People who have never struggled for anything meaningful in their lives beyond the quest for more money and power. George Romney was actually a decent guy and his offspring have been able take advantage of his hard work.
 
2012-10-18 12:38:43 PM

darknemus: You know, hearing this does make me go back to a curiosity I've had for a while.

Are the candidates' families (and the candidates, themselves) screened by security. Lets just say, hypothetically, that Romney was packing heat (I realize this is an utterly ridiculous concept) - but lets go with a 'manchurian candidate' type scenario. Could Romney get close enough in that situation to follow through with his plan?

Like I said, I KNOW its a ridiculous scenario - I guess I'm just curious at what point the candidates and / or their families are no longer subject to the same security rules.

The post debate gatherings on the stage place a LOT of people in very close proximity to each other so that's the primary thing that generates this curiosity. I'd never want to see it happen, of course - its just one of those things I've pondered.

On another, related note (again, I KNOW this isn't going to happen) but lets say Tagg Romney rushes down towards the stage and Obama says to his SS detail "let him go" - do they let him go? or do they protect the President over the President's own request. I mean, can Obama tell his SS detail to 'go away'? Its one of those things about the presidency I've always been curious / fascinated about. Idiotic statements like this by Tagg just make me dwell on these things - I've got a weird mind, sue me. :P


Unfortunately it's too late in the season for Dodgers Chief Marketing Officer Tagg Romney to have a "Punch out the Prez Night"
 
GBB
2012-10-18 12:39:32 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com
About $250 million.
 
2012-10-18 12:39:57 PM
Is there anyone outside of Freeperland who takes one look at Tagg Romney and doesn't see a whiny little punk who runs his mouth endlessly but, if actually punched, would immediately start screeching at a pitch so high it interferes with radio signals that "MY DADDY'S LAWYER IS GOING TO OWN YOUUUUUU?"
 
2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM
Tagg retroactively detained by the secret service and sent to gitmo for his retroactive threat against the president.

/But saying "Obama can suck on ma guns at a redneck concert" still ok.
 
2012-10-18 12:40:25 PM

Mighty Aswan: I'm still trying to get the rules straight:

If you're a Republican and call the President a liar while he is addressing Congress you're justified and a national hero.

If you're a Democrat and call the opposing Republican a liar during a debate the Democrat deserves a whacking.

Boy, these rules are complex...


Simpler way to remember the rule: 

www.onlinecollegemoms.com
 
2012-10-18 12:40:50 PM

crab66: Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?

These are people that live in a fantasy world. People who have never struggled for anything meaningful in their lives beyond the quest for more money and power. George Romney was actually a decent guy and his offspring have been able take advantage of his hard work.


I am sure it elicits very strong reactions to see people not kiss their fathers ass like he was royalty, they probably never see that.
 
2012-10-18 12:41:09 PM

Jackson Herring: Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin


i think you just named all my D&D session characters for the next 30 years. brilliant.
 
GBB
2012-10-18 12:41:51 PM

Headso: darknemus: SS detail "let him go" - do they let him go? or do they protect the President over the President's own request.

with regard to his safety the SS are in charge iirc, they say no to the president all the time.


Pretty much THIS ever since JFK wanted to go through Dallas in a convertible.
 
2012-10-18 12:42:30 PM

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


There's probably some hard working, kind hearted people in the Mexican family.
 
2012-10-18 12:42:41 PM

THX 1138: If Mitt Romney can't even raise his own son son with enough morality to respect the office of the President of the United States (the very position Romney himself is aiming for), how can anyone possibly believe that Romney will be able to garner that sort of respect out of the 99.99999999% of the world who who aren't members of his immediate family?


Republicans are moronic. Remember that their face of "Abstinence only" education was this family:

www.pitch.com

You can't make it work in your own house, Ms. Palin, but you think it will work for a nation?
 
2012-10-18 12:43:19 PM
Who names their kid after a watch anyway? Honestly!
 
2012-10-18 12:43:42 PM

wooden_badger: Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?

They learn it from those annual Romney Family Games where anything goes.

Though Tagg tried to chicken out this year.


Whoa. Creepy.

I didn't know Romney was a Baby Boomer.

Incredibly obvious in retrospect but I have to admit he looks good for 65.
 
2012-10-18 12:43:52 PM
Don't wanna mess with the Emperor.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/Unless your name is Horus, or Erebus
 
2012-10-18 12:45:16 PM

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.


You just had to take the worst of it all, don't you?.
 
2012-10-18 12:45:27 PM
We all know what happens when rich douchebag republicans think their father was slighted. Nations are invaded and hundreds of thousands of people die.
 
2012-10-18 12:45:41 PM

buttery_shame_cave: Jackson Herring: Chin Bulkchin
Chinn Chinmeat
Punt Speedchin
Butch Chinlift
Bold Chinflank
Chint Chestchin
Flint Chinstag
Bolt Chinderchin
Chin McChinfast
Chin Hardchin
Buff Drinkchins
Chin Slamchin
Fist Rockchin
Chin Beefchin
Smash Chinjaw
Punch Chingroin
Chinnn Chinchest
Stump Junkchin
Dirk Chinpec
Tagg Steakchin
Tripp Slabchin
Chin Bonechin

i think you just named all my D&D session characters for the next 30 years. brilliant.


Those are great, but my personal favorite is still Slab Benchpress.
 
2012-10-18 12:46:17 PM
LEAVE TAGG ALONE !!!! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUSELVES!!! THE CANDIDATES KIDS ARE OFF LIMITS!
 
2012-10-18 12:46:36 PM

sprawl15: zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]

[imageshack.us image 425x1042]


alright, that is awesome-sauce right there, I deleted my xcf but I think these need a blank
 
2012-10-18 12:47:15 PM
i'm thinking Tagg needs to take a SWIG

/because liquorz
 
2012-10-18 12:47:16 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

More Chins than a Chinese phone book
 
2012-10-18 12:47:47 PM

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 12:47:47 PM

GBB: What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??


Um, the Romneys ARE a Mexican family.
 
2012-10-18 12:49:23 PM

sprawl15: GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.

[imageshack.us image 620x389]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:49:43 PM
You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 12:50:03 PM
Romney is a smarmy pompous ass who has no business being the president.
 
2012-10-18 12:50:14 PM

Majick Thise: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]

More Chins than a Chinese phone book


looks like they have some hot wives
 
2012-10-18 12:50:22 PM

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...
 
2012-10-18 12:50:42 PM
Well, Tagg, if you don't like it when people call your father a liar then tell your father not to lie so much.
 
2012-10-18 12:51:09 PM

Headso: looks like they have some hot wives


They usually are in Stepford.
 
2012-10-18 12:51:20 PM

GBB: About $250 million.


Well, Mexicans spend more time on cleaning the Romneys' homes than they do their own as well.
 
2012-10-18 12:51:43 PM

jst3p: Remember that their face of "Abstinence only" education was this family:


Actually, that's the exact situation that brought me to the concept of "if you can't even convince the one person who you're more likely to be able to influence than anyone else in the entire world - your own son/daughter - that your values are sound, then why should we believe that you'll have any success with three hundred million complete strangers?"
 
2012-10-18 12:51:54 PM
i235.photobucket.com

separated at birth.

/seriously people do you really want to have to look at the ugly ass Romney brood for the next 4 years?
 
2012-10-18 12:52:11 PM

GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

[aconnectiontomyheart.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]
About $250 million.


WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE.

How come that kid gets his own Obamaphone? This is why we need to crack down on welfare for the illegals.
 
2012-10-18 12:52:25 PM

redmond24: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch


Thank you for evoking the image of a shirtless, hairy Chris Christie, chewing up the turnbuckle like George "The Animal" Steele, and then leaping into the scrum of brawling Presidential candidates and Secret Service agents, only to be felled by Michelle Obama in a leopard skin mini-dress, wielding a folding chair.

Meanwhile, Ann Romney, in a garish bird shirt, flails away at a cowering wife-beater-clad Joe Biden as he frantically tries to ward off the flurry of blows from Mrs. Romney's diamond-studded purse raining upon his head.
 
2012-10-18 12:53:24 PM

vernonFL: You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


[4.bp.blogspot.com image 475x350]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:53:50 PM
I still can't believe that little prick said that. If Mitt had any class at all he would have called his twat of a kid out for being out of line instead of giggling and encouraging his wannabe alpha male ass.
 
2012-10-18 12:53:57 PM
www.blogcdn.com

"Butt plug. Butt plug. Butt plug. Butt plug? Butt. Plug. Buttplug. Buttplugbuttplugbuttplugbuttplug. Butt. Plug."

"Ben wah balls..."
 
2012-10-18 12:54:00 PM

vernonFL: You know who ELSE wore matching outfits for their family photo?


These guys?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 12:54:11 PM
Clearly we can see in the red circle why this Mexican family is not a poor family, but probably spends all their millions on booze and cigarettes.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 12:54:26 PM

splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...


And they daydream of sparkly vampires.
 
2012-10-18 12:55:08 PM

THX 1138: If Mitt Romney can't even raise his own son son with enough morality to respect the office of the President of the United States (the very position Romney himself is aiming for), how can anyone possibly believe that Romney will be able to garner that sort of respect out of the 99.99999999% of the world who who aren't members of his immediate family?


Maybe Mitt is just affraid his son will kick his ass.
 
2012-10-18 12:55:09 PM

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


No, we already know that.
 
2012-10-18 12:55:32 PM

mobile_home_refush: His other son was just on the view. He said "yea that brother has hit me a few times. President Obama doesn't have anything to worry about because he wasn't serious. It's just that it is hard watching your dad get beat up on stage."

//yea I watched the view this morning
///don't judge me
////the evil eyes mesmerized me and I couldn't use the remote


At least he agrees with the rest of us who watched the debate that Romney got beat up on stage.

i235.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 12:55:45 PM

CygnusDarius: Don't wanna mess with the Emperor.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 395x317]

/Unless your name is Horus, or Erebus



Or Ghazghkull!


WAAAAAGH!
 
2012-10-18 12:56:47 PM

danknerd: Clearly we can see in the red circle why this Mexican family is not a poor family, but probably spends all their millions on booze and cigarettes.

[i.imgur.com image 800x600]


I can't help but note that they have a refrigerator, as well.
 
2012-10-18 12:57:29 PM

ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.


If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.
 
2012-10-18 12:57:55 PM
That is okay Tagg, every time I see your dad I want to break his farking jaw so he shuts his lying face.
 
2012-10-18 12:58:11 PM
www.blogcdn.com

www.incgamers.com

Does Tagg Romney like Huey Lewis?
 
2012-10-18 12:58:17 PM

zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]


Somehow I knew someone would do that.

Remember the kid in the Santorum family photo with the thousand-yard stare? He and Tagg should hang out.
 
2012-10-18 12:58:46 PM

wedun: ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.

If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.


I, for one, applaud their evolution from bandits to con artists.
 
2012-10-18 01:00:37 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: Josh Romney reminds me way too much of this:

[www.dangermouse.net image 300x224]


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!
 
2012-10-18 01:03:37 PM

jst3p: Republicans are moronic. Remember that their face of "Abstinence only" education was this family:

www.pitch.com

You can't make it work in your own house, Ms. Palin, but you think it will work for a nation?


Why is she wearing a graduation cap.
 
2012-10-18 01:04:05 PM

splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...


I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.
 
2012-10-18 01:05:25 PM

wedun: ShuyaNanahara: Nah, most of us don't think Mormons are violent.

If you don't think that mormons are violent, you are ignoring a major part of thier history, when they were bandits who would murder and terrorize settlers traveling westward.


It's a good thing I used the present tense, or else you'd be dangerously close to having some sort of point.
 
2012-10-18 01:05:35 PM
img193.imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 01:06:41 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: zedster: [i46.tinypic.com image 435x1060]

Somehow I knew someone would do that.

Remember the kid in the Santorum family photo with the thousand-yard stare? He and Tagg should hang out.


when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you - Nietzche

/thought of this for some reason
 
2012-10-18 01:07:20 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Why is she wearing a graduation cap.


Maybe it's Halloween and she's dressed as the scariest thing her family could think of: An educated individual.
 
2012-10-18 01:08:13 PM
Tagg Romney can jump his privileged ass off a cliff. Maybe those magic underpants will turn into a parachute,,,

Lets hope not
 
2012-10-18 01:11:24 PM

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


I think they are probably all sociopaths. All the evidence I've seen these last 18 months points to this. What horrible people.
 
2012-10-18 01:12:34 PM
"Golly, I was really peeved when my butler refused to punch the President for me! I went right home and drank an entire 20 ounce Pepsi WITH the caffeine."
 
2012-10-18 01:13:38 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 01:13:53 PM
Romney was so fuming with rage throughout the second half of that debate that when the mic "thunked" and I wasn't looking at the screen, I actually thought for one second that Romney had taken a swing at the President. I mean this is a guy who was just projecting this seething anger of someone who's used to getting what they want ALL the time with little to no effort.
 
2012-10-18 01:13:53 PM
Wonder if the Dodgers organization got emails saying vote for Romney or else.
 
2012-10-18 01:14:00 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [img193.imageshack.us image 384x1500]


Is that.. is that Ave Satani in the background?
 
2012-10-18 01:14:10 PM
bloodandgutsforgrownups.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-18 01:15:08 PM

qorkfiend: danknerd: Clearly we can see in the red circle why this Mexican family is not a poor family, but probably spends all their millions on booze and cigarettes.

[i.imgur.com image 800x600]

I can't help but note that they have a refrigerator, as well.


And TWO irons. Talk about luxuries.
 
2012-10-18 01:16:35 PM

Im_Gumby: [imageshack.us image 611x397]


And yet the Huckabees are more likely to jam with Obama than talk 'i'm going to punch his lights out' crap. They don't love Obama, but they wouldn't go there. I guess that's the privilege of not being treated as a god-on-earth your entire life.
 
2012-10-18 01:16:49 PM
Can't wait for this election bullshiat to be over, I don't even care who wins. Election time just reminds me why I moved away from my "hometown". Nothing but small minded, racist, hypocritical, religious zealots. They usually start their post off with something that makes Romney sound like the second coming of Jesus, and then roll right into some kind of not so subtle racist jab at the President "those people" elected. And then when they get called out on it, they claim they'd never have a racist thought. You're right, it must have been some other bigot I remember proudly proclaiming during lunch all those years ago that "N*****s should just all die." just loud enough for the only black kid in school to hear, then make cornbread and fried chicken jokes for the rest of the day. People are stupid as fark. People I used to know are ten times more stupid than your average stupid farkers.

/there was no real point to this rant, just felt like ranting
 
2012-10-18 01:17:13 PM

abhorrent1: Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?


Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?
 
2012-10-18 01:17:47 PM

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


Nah I already have an impression that Mormons are judgmental,lying assholes from my sister and her husband.

splat the whale: Mountain Meadows


The version my sister kept telling me was it was the army who killed Mormon women and children and the men decided to fight back. No it was farking Mormons who slaughtered a whole wagon train of people for no farking reason and then tried to blame it on the Native Americans.
 
2012-10-18 01:20:11 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: And yet the Huckabees are more likely to jam with Obama than talk 'i'm going to punch his lights out' crap. They don't love Obama, but they wouldn't go there. I guess that's the privilege of not being treated as a god-on-earth your entire life.


I think they'd invite the Obama family over for dinner if they moved into the same neighborhood. Then they'd probably invite them to church, and not talk to them much after that point.
 
2012-10-18 01:20:42 PM
Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...
 
2012-10-18 01:21:19 PM
Tagg's comments represent perfectly the mentality of the typical conservative when faced with a viewpoint supported by facts that they don't want to accept. All emotion, no intellect.
 
2012-10-18 01:21:57 PM
What would happen to me if I went on national TV and said I wanted to take a swing at the President?
 
2012-10-18 01:22:51 PM
When you name your son Tagg, you've already decided that you won't be sending him to a public school.
 
2012-10-18 01:23:07 PM

Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.


Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.
 
2012-10-18 01:25:30 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 01:25:36 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged.


Is that why Romney and RON PAUL get along?
 
2012-10-18 01:26:48 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


Hello, Judas.
 
2012-10-18 01:26:49 PM

r1chard3: Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.

Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


I think it's more the profit motive.
 
2012-10-18 01:26:56 PM

R.A.Danny: Tagg?


Short for Taggart.

As in Dagny Taggart, the protagonist from "Atlas Shrugged".
 
2012-10-18 01:28:39 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...

Hello, Judas.


No, not Judas. But that would probably have been more appropriate.
 
2012-10-18 01:30:34 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


The Book of Gonad is my favorite part of the Bible.
 
2012-10-18 01:31:49 PM

madgonad: No, not Judas. But that would probably have been more appropriate


So... Rahab the prostitute?
 
2012-10-18 01:31:58 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...


How's it going Shadrach?
 
2012-10-18 01:33:09 PM
"You want to rush down the debate stage and take a swing at him but you know you can't do that because, well first cause there is a lot of secret service between you and him,"
"We gotta kinda sit there and take our punches, and then send them back the other way."


"I just want to get up and punch that black guy being mean to my dad BECAUSE POTATO."
 
2012-10-18 01:33:49 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert.


www.wearysloth.com 
Goddamn kids
 
2012-10-18 01:35:23 PM

madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character... a TV detective.

 


img.filmous.com
 
2012-10-18 01:36:21 PM

r1chard3: Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


From what I know from what my sister said they're very much into being prepared for disaster. Things like stocking food,water and ammo. While she was here she was getting magazines that sell those kind of survival supplies,stuff like huge packs of MRE's/freeze dried food/whole survival kits. Apparently they're supposed to have so many months of food all the time.
 
2012-10-18 01:39:13 PM

A Terrible Human: r1chard3: Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.

From what I know from what my sister said they're very much into being prepared for disaster. Things like stocking food,water and ammo. While she was here she was getting magazines that sell those kind of survival supplies,stuff like huge packs of MRE's/freeze dried food/whole survival kits. Apparently they're supposed to have so many months of food all the time.


I think that the recommendation is one year's worth.
 
2012-10-18 01:40:22 PM
i.imgur.com

What could have been, if Romney had not cared so much about his Stericycle stock price.
 
2012-10-18 01:40:57 PM

shower_in_my_socks: [img193.imageshack.us image 384x1500]


I hath lol'ed, and thou art an intelligence of impeccable haughtiness. Guffaw, I say.
 
2012-10-18 01:41:52 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
[i451.photobucket.com image 380x262]


As I understand it's short for "Taggworth."
 
2012-10-18 01:43:01 PM
Awesome headline, Subs.... Far better than reading about what Tagg Romney thinks about pretty much anything. I would have sent the guy a gift basket if he'd have said that in the interview though, it would have shown that he actually has a sense of humor, AND it would have been farking priceless...
 
2012-10-18 01:43:57 PM
Tagg
Blipp
Zorch
Bung
Nosferatu
Clem
Wank
Dipthong
Blarth

And yes, seeing Tagg's seething rage (and subsequently hearing he wanted to take a swing) shrieks of White People In Power Gone Wild. Enjoy being Jim Jones' son.
 
2012-10-18 01:44:08 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-18 01:44:47 PM
Oh haha that was a joke!

I'm sure that Tagg Romney never acutally had plans to punch the POTUS. The disturbing part is that how some people seem completely unaware that people hear the things they say and that the things they say matter. So why do you say such stupid things?

My main take away from the VP debate was Mitt Romney constantly has to claim that what he was saying 'comes out wrong' while Joe Biden (who is known for saying crazy things) just said 'Yea, I say what I mean.'

If you don't mean it then don't say it. And if it is a joke- IT SHOULD BE FUNNY! (and no, things are not funny just because they suggest violence)
 
2012-10-18 01:44:53 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 475x350]

What could have been, if Romney had not cared so much about his Stericycle stock price.


YESSS. Poor guy, he would have fit right in with his potential adoptive family.
 
2012-10-18 01:44:58 PM

washington-babylon: Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?


I don't think people named Shaniqua have an political affiliation.
 
2012-10-18 01:45:36 PM

El Pachuco: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggert. He has gone through life entire being named after the female protagonist in Atlas Shrugged. I thought I had it rough being named after a biblical character...

The Book of Gonad is my favorite part of the Bible.


Amen. And I quote:

1The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias

/begat
 
2012-10-18 01:46:35 PM

spidermilk: Oh haha that was a joke!

I'm sure that Tagg Romney never acutally had plans to punch the POTUS. The disturbing part is that how some people seem completely unaware that people hear the things they say and that the things they say matter. So why do you say such stupid things?

My main take away from the VP debate was Mitt Romney constantly has to claim that what he was saying 'comes out wrong' while Joe Biden (who is known for saying crazy things) just said 'Yea, I say what I mean.'

If you don't mean it then don't say it. And if it is a joke- IT SHOULD BE FUNNY! (and no, things are not funny just because they suggest violence)


I don't know, the comment about the only problem being was there were so many secret service between them makes me think he meant it...
 
2012-10-18 01:47:18 PM

Mugato: washington-babylon: Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?

I don't think people named Shaniqua have an political affiliation.


They already have that amazing name - what else could they ever want?
 
2012-10-18 01:48:15 PM

Fista-Phobia: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 285x260]


content8.flixster.com
 
2012-10-18 01:48:30 PM

darknemus: You know, hearing this does make me go back to a curiosity I've had for a while.

Are the candidates' families (and the candidates, themselves) screened by security. Lets just say, hypothetically, that Romney was packing heat (I realize this is an utterly ridiculous concept) - but lets go with a 'manchurian candidate' type scenario. Could Romney get close enough in that situation to follow through with his plan?

Like I said, I KNOW its a ridiculous scenario - I guess I'm just curious at what point the candidates and / or their families are no longer subject to the same security rules.

The post debate gatherings on the stage place a LOT of people in very close proximity to each other so that's the primary thing that generates this curiosity. I'd never want to see it happen, of course - its just one of those things I've pondered.

On another, related note (again, I KNOW this isn't going to happen) but lets say Tagg Romney rushes down towards the stage and Obama says to his SS detail "let him go" - do they let him go? or do they protect the President over the President's own request. I mean, can Obama tell his SS detail to 'go away'? Its one of those things about the presidency I've always been curious / fascinated about. Idiotic statements like this by Tagg just make me dwell on these things - I've got a weird mind, sue me. :P


From the West Wing I believe they ignore the orders of the President in a scenario like that.
 
2012-10-18 01:48:33 PM

ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?


I guess it would depend on who will be moderating the next debate and.. uh, oh...

i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 01:50:05 PM

r1chard3: Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.

Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


Heh. "Apocalypse" means "uncovering". Anything that pierces that mystic veil separating human knowledge from the divine workings of the universe.

So yeah, Mormonism is totally apocalyptic - from the Angel Moroni onward. :P

/also they have "latter-day saints" in their full title, with 'saints' referring to living congregants - so, yeah, any day now
 
2012-10-18 01:51:51 PM
Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.
 
2012-10-18 01:53:18 PM
Ah, watch brands. Cartier gave it away.
 
2012-10-18 01:54:02 PM
Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?
 
2012-10-18 01:54:43 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Uchiha_Cycliste: His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
[i451.photobucket.com image 380x262]

As I understand it's short for "Taggworth."


No, it is Taggart.
 
2012-10-18 01:55:49 PM

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


It happens all the time in Romney's favorite country of China but usually there is a dumpster involved.
 
2012-10-18 01:56:11 PM

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


If the baby is weak, sickly, or a girl, they discard them...
 
2012-10-18 01:57:04 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.


You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.
 
2012-10-18 01:57:18 PM

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


It's all explained in the Book of Gonad.
 
2012-10-18 01:58:20 PM

Mugato: go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?

It happens all the time in Romney's favorite country of China but usually there is a dumpster involved.


I also heard they were going to build a great monument to Romney in a city there, but they are waiting on somebody else to build it first
 
2012-10-18 01:59:56 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


I'm sure I missed some.
 
2012-10-18 02:01:59 PM
Any comments from his brothers Bapp, Trankk, Slorpp, Minxx, and Zingg?
 
2012-10-18 02:03:05 PM
splendidtable.publicradio.org

/could be worse - he could have been named Bittner
//Canton represent!
 
2012-10-18 02:04:14 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?

It's all explained in the Book of Gonad.


Mitt has a big bottle of Mifepristone which he dispenses when an ultrasound or invitro shows the presence of two X chromosomes.
 
2012-10-18 02:04:42 PM
From Rmoney's list of "childhood indiscretions" and "boyhood pranks" he has a violent side. Most people grow out of it but I think he has other issues.
Someone on here has pointed out that he has been rich, respected, deferred to for so long that he is not comfortable with people opposing him and standing their ground...especially if they do it up front and in public.
 
2012-10-18 02:05:27 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.

 

/how did I miss Rolex? That was bad.....
 
2012-10-18 02:07:39 PM
sometimes you gotta fight for what you believe in.
 
2012-10-18 02:07:44 PM

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Heh. "Apocalypse" means "uncovering". Anything that pierces that mystic veil separating human knowledge from the divine workings of the universe.


So in their minds, science would be the cause of the apocalypse?

Makes sense, actually.
 
2012-10-18 02:08:22 PM

ipsofacto: sometimes you gotta fight for what you believe in.


And then get your ass beaten by the secret service.
 
2012-10-18 02:08:41 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com

How did this meme get left out?
 
2012-10-18 02:08:46 PM

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?



What are you talking about? Romney has BINDERS of daughters.
 
2012-10-18 02:09:16 PM

emersonbiggins: Tagg/Tripp 2024

/yeah, I know Tripp won't be old enough


Can we get Steny Hoyer to switch parties? I think "Tagg/Hoyer 2024" would be apropos... You just know Mittens named his kid after a fancy watch.
 
2012-10-18 02:09:44 PM

ipsofacto: sometimes you gotta fight for what you believe in.


Other times you have to make an idle threat like an impotent biatch for what your dad tells you that you should believe in.
 
2012-10-18 02:12:33 PM

Mikey1969: Awesome headline, Subs.... Far better than reading about what Tagg Romney thinks about pretty much anything. I would have sent the guy a gift basket if he'd have said that in the interview though, it would have shown that he actually has a sense of humor, AND it would have been farking priceless...


Thank you. I am honored that Admins green lighted it even with a repeat tag.

/subby
 
2012-10-18 02:13:44 PM

Space_Poet: You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.


When the leader dies you call it a church, not a cult. Smith and L.Ron have been dead for a while - so we have to deal with the church that remains....
 
2012-10-18 02:18:41 PM
"Yes, it's just awful how he treated poor Tagg's daddy."

www.rumproast.com
 
2012-10-18 02:19:17 PM
i1197.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 02:20:51 PM

madgonad: When the leader dies you call it a church, not a cult.


I'm stealing this.
 
2012-10-18 02:21:34 PM
As a kid, Tagg was always 'it'.
 
2012-10-18 02:21:46 PM
Imagine what it would be like if his Dad wins, and Tagg can then do whatever he wanted, AT whomever he wanted, with full Secret Service cover to protect him from anyone who may try to defend themselves.

Can you say "Uday and Qusay Romney?"
 
2012-10-18 02:26:06 PM
That's what we need. Another silver-spoon conservative d!ckhead out to get revenge for perceived insults against his daddy. What could possibly go wrong?

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-18 02:29:38 PM

TV's Vinnie: Imagine what it would be like if his Dad wins, and Tagg can then do whatever he wanted, AT whomever he wanted, with full Secret Service cover to protect him from anyone who may try to defend themselves.

Can you say "Uday and Qusay Romney?"


Tagg to Tigers.

You WILL trade me Verlander for Beckett.
Straight up.
 
2012-10-18 02:29:57 PM
ct.fra.bz
 
2012-10-18 02:30:32 PM

mainstreet62: StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch. 

/how did I miss Rolex? That was bad.....

 

that's the only other one i can find
 
2012-10-18 02:30:43 PM
I've got to go with 'meh' on this one. It's a simple case of a son being loyal to his father. He was just answering a question honestly. The town hall debate format is naturally more heated than other debate styles, and it's frustrating when you feel your viewpoint is being twisted or misrepresented and 90 seconds isn't quite enough time to set it right.

There is a reptilian part of me that would love to see the outcome of an old school fist fight between Barry and Rmoney.
 
2012-10-18 02:33:31 PM

teeny: There is a reptilian part of me


I believe you.
 
2012-10-18 02:34:32 PM
llwproductions.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-18 02:34:39 PM

Karne: splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...

I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.


How about the Danites? Pretty violent.
 
2012-10-18 02:38:21 PM

r1chard3: Granny_Panties: I have no doubt Romney will start WWIII.

Are the Mormons apocalyptic? They don't seem to go on about the Rapture the way the Fundies do.


Dude... "Latter Day" saints. They believe we are in the end times.
 
2012-10-18 02:42:20 PM

StopArrestingMe: daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President


That one was hidden in plain sight.
 
2012-10-18 02:43:05 PM

splat the whale: Dude... "Latter Day" saints. They believe we are in the end times.


Christian Zionism is nothing new. Dubya belonged. We're lucky we're still here despite their best efforts.
 
2012-10-18 02:48:19 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: StopArrestingMe: daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President

That one was hidden in plain sight.


Damn, I missed that one completely, I was hunting bigger game.
 
2012-10-18 02:53:03 PM
My Thanks to all the Farkers who have posted pics of the Rmoneys.

Take note, what you see here is the 3rd and 4th generation of America's super rich plutocrats. They are being raised to hate paying taxes and their worth as citizens is far above yours. This is the generation that will do far more harm to our future than any country / terrorist group to date.

The money that they will pour into congress, media and judges will erase the democratically elected republic that we still barely have today. If a class style revolution comes to America (such as the French Revolution) I only hope the Military is on our side.
 
2012-10-18 02:54:46 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


/No time to chill, got a date, can't be late...
 
2012-10-18 02:55:54 PM

madgonad: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Uchiha_Cycliste: His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
[i451.photobucket.com image 380x262]

As I understand it's short for "Taggworth."

No, it is Taggart.


Taggtholemew!

/Decidedly not obscure.
 
2012-10-18 02:57:36 PM
So Mormons are like Scientologists, right? They consider it a virtue to lie to anybody who isn't a Mormon.

It's the only way I can rationalize how Mitt has *no problem at all* changing his mind every 5 minutes and lying about his own core beliefs so easily. And how both he and Tag can be so violently outraged when someone points out their lies. It's perfectly normal for that family to say whatever they want to achieve their goals.

Seems very cult-like.
 
2012-10-18 03:01:35 PM
Tagg. What an attention Heuer.
 
2012-10-18 03:01:35 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictaus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


Sorry/ snuck an "a" for invicta
 
2012-10-18 03:01:51 PM

jntaylor63: My Thanks to all the Farkers who have posted pics of the Rmoneys.

Take note, what you see here is the 3rd and 4th generation of America's super rich plutocrats. They are being raised to hate paying taxes and their worth as citizens is far above yours. This is the generation that will do far more harm to our future than any country / terrorist group to date.

The money that they will pour into congress, media and judges will erase the democratically elected republic that we still barely have today. If a class style revolution comes to America (such as the French Revolution) I only hope the Military is on our side.


Wow. You sound like the liberal version of a Freeper.

So would you also recommend stocking up on gold and weapons? I want to be prepared for the Rich Brat Revolution!
 
2012-10-18 03:02:53 PM

Karne: splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...

I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.


I really don't have a problem with them trying to kill the people who drove them out of Missouri.
 
2012-10-18 03:07:12 PM

HortusMatris: I want to be prepared for the Rich Brat Revolution!


1980 was a while ago.
 
2012-10-18 03:09:06 PM
So much for Romney's statement that being raised by two parents will reduce violence...
 
2012-10-18 03:12:41 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


Another one in plain sight.
 
2012-10-18 03:14:15 PM

Max Awesome: They consider it a virtue to lie to anybody who isn't a Mormon.


Taggqiyya?
 
2012-10-18 03:16:12 PM

Kome: Interesting that he said he wouldn't really hit Obama because of the secret service and not because hitting someone is wrong. Is Romney's entire family this easily provoked to violence?


Just look at how short-fused Mitt is already. They all learned from daddy.
 
2012-10-18 03:31:01 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 03:39:17 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


/Seiko
 
2012-10-18 03:43:46 PM

Renart: Any comments from his brothers Bapp, Trankk, Slorpp, Minxx, and Zingg?


Geez, stop lying about the names already. It's spelled, Glorrp. Not "Slorpp"! Who would ever give their kid a name like Slorpp for pete's sake?!
 
2012-10-18 03:45:57 PM
If he wanted to take a swing at President Obama for calling his dad a liar, he must've wanted to stab Newt Gingrich in his chest for saying this:


CBS News chief White House correspondent Norah O'Donnell: "You're calling Mitt Romney a liar?"

Gingrich: "Well, you seem shocked by it! This is a man whose staff created the PAC, his millionaire friends fund the PAC, he pretends he has nothing to do with the PAC - it's baloney. He's not telling the American people the truth..."

"I just think he ought to be honest with the American people and try to win as the real Mitt Romney, not try to invent a poll-driven, consultant-guided version that goes around with talking points, and I think he ought to be candid. I don't think he's being candid and that will be a major issue. From here on out from the rest of this campaign, the country has to decide: Do you really want a Massachusetts moderate who won't level with you to run against Barack Obama who, frankly, will just tear him apart? He will not survive against the Obama machine."



/Because it's all about standing up for your dad's integrity...right?
 
2012-10-18 03:46:33 PM
I think we're okay. A Republican can threaten violence against Democrats, but modern history shows they NEVER follow through.
 
2012-10-18 03:48:26 PM
images.franchiseherald.com
 
2012-10-18 03:51:51 PM

SurfaceTension: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 580x398]


Dressing your daughter like that after the age of five should be criminal.
 
2012-10-18 03:52:17 PM

Evil High Priest: Renart: Any comments from his brothers Bapp, Trankk, Slorpp, Minxx, and Zingg?

Geez, stop lying about the names already. It's spelled, Glorrp. Not "Slorpp"! Who would ever give their kid a name like Slorpp for pete's sake?!


The Romneys got their kids' nicknames from this list of Don Martin sound effects, I think.
 
x23
2012-10-18 04:05:10 PM

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


"Tagg Romney and his wife Jennifer have had three children via surrogate mothers" ... all sons.

pretty sure surrogate pregnancies involve "selective reduction" (aka abortion) ... what better time to make sure to get any rid of any unworthy daughters?

gender-biased abortion is totally okay if you are a republican. obviously. no hypocrisy there. nope. none at all.
 
2012-10-18 04:05:13 PM

StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictus part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch.


FanSince09 from twitter? Is that you??
 
2012-10-18 04:07:30 PM
Space_Poet: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.

You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.


I wonder if Tagg beat up a black servant when he got home, assuming they even hire black folks.
 
2012-10-18 04:19:20 PM

abhorrent1: Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?


cdn.breitbart.com
 
2012-10-18 04:22:33 PM

Latinwolf: Space_Poet: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: He's angry because Obama called his liar of a dad a liar?

Dude...your dad is a lying sack of sh*t. Don't hate Obama for that.

You obviously don't know how Mormon families run. Mitt is God in his house, no one dares to speak back to him or question his words. It goes well with the whole egotistical rich thing, too. And to top it off when Tagg was a boy Blacks weren't even allowed in the cult, erm, church.

I wonder if Tagg beat up a black servant when he got home, assuming they even hire black folks.


I doubt it. He probably just fired someone. That makes him feel good, like his dad. "I like to fire people".
 
2012-10-18 04:23:10 PM

Fista-Phobia: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 285x260]


And I bet he uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
 
2012-10-18 04:25:28 PM

madgonad: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Uchiha_Cycliste: His name is really Tagg? Wow!
I thought that was just some obscure joke here on Fark, A sorta lame, sorta clever way to conflate Romney and Palin.

I almost still think that, Tagg?!? ... Hi, I'm tagg. =/
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As I understand it's short for "Taggworth."

No, it is Taggart.


You sure? I think he named him after the Tag-Heuer watch line.
 
2012-10-18 04:28:10 PM
He looks a bit like Sean Maher.
 
2012-10-18 04:37:04 PM

StormChaser: Mugato: Mitt, Tagg, Newt, Trigg, Bristol....Republicans named by George Lucas.

After he loses the election, Mitt looks forward to spending more time with his grandchildren Darth, Jar-Jar, and Chewbacca.


That is pretty dumb, but I want you to know I chortled....
 
2012-10-18 04:44:40 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 04:46:16 PM
FTFA: "You want to rush down the debate stage and take a swing at him but you know you can't do that because, well first cause there is a lot of secret service between you and him," Tagg Romney said of what he would have liked to during the presidential debate earlier this week.

Soooo... the only thing keeping you from rushing down and punching another adult during a debate is the armed men guarding the room?

Grow the fark up.
 
2012-10-18 04:46:36 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Fista-Phobia: madgonad: Tagg's full name is Taggart

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And I bet he uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.


i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 04:55:30 PM
bigbenkennedy.com
 
2012-10-18 05:00:24 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Karne: splat the whale: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

Mountain Meadows. Americans have thought that of Mormons for quite awhile now...

I thought someone would bring up Porter Rockwell, who Joseph Smith sent to kill the then governor of Missouri, who had signed an executive order against the Mormons in their territories. Mountain Meadows is a good one too though.

I really don't have a problem with them trying to kill the people who drove them out of Missouri.


Even if their religion is built upon certain principles? Why even be in a religion if you are fine with committing the worst of sins. it's almost like it's all bullcrap or something.
 
2012-10-18 05:08:49 PM

thurstonxhowell: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Have you seen the reach on POTUS? Tagg would be down before he got past the moderator.


Basketball players, man. Sure, they're scrawny and fragile, but you gotta get in close to do damage to start with, and good farkin' luck.
 
2012-10-18 05:22:30 PM
Take a swing at the POTUS ha? Well I will be suicidal too if my name were Tagg.
 
2012-10-18 05:37:11 PM

Mugato: washington-babylon: Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?

I don't think people named Shaniqua have an political affiliation.


No, but their full retard parents do.
 
2012-10-18 05:47:56 PM
What kind of farking asshole names their kid "Tagg"? Oh yeah. The same mind of farking asshole that's named "Mitt". Abuse is cyclic.
 
2012-10-18 06:01:25 PM
Why does everyone keep saying that Mitt Romney is lying? Clearly his position is evolving. Something which I remember Obama being praised for a few months ago.
 
2012-10-18 06:19:04 PM
If I had any of the names those kids do, I'd want to punch everything and everyone.
 
2012-10-18 06:27:15 PM
Willard Mitt Romney

What was wrong with 'Will' ? I can understand not wanting to go with Willard but they chose Mitt over Will?
 
2012-10-18 06:41:42 PM

redmond24: ManateeGag: if Romney got angry and took a swing at Obama during the next debate, would the secret service storm the stage?

Romney has secret service, too. Wouldn't they back him up?

BATTLE ROYALE!


And then OUT OF NO WHERE GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE!

/I miss Celebrity Deathmatch


What's he gonna do, sit on them?
 
2012-10-18 06:54:03 PM
no mention of the youngest Romney, Tugg?
images.politico.com
 
2012-10-18 07:05:07 PM

washington-babylon: abhorrent1: Tagg?

WTF is with republicans and the stupid names?

Democrats don't have room to talk. How many ways can you spell "Shaniqua" anyway?


You don't know? You haven't done your homework, buddy. Study it out.
 
2012-10-18 07:05:55 PM

Jackson Herring: sprawl15: GBB: [i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x389]
What's the difference between the Romneys and a Mexican family??

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About $250 million.

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I knew it! Red Sox fan...
 
2012-10-18 07:08:33 PM
He a Romnulan!

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-18 07:16:10 PM
Dear Tagg,

Your father is so full of shiat his eyes are brown. He is, indeed, a liar, and it doesn't take more than a few minutes of reading to prove it, repeatedly. So, shut the hell up and sit the hell down, you little chewtoy, and let your betters debate.

Sincerely,
America
 
2012-10-18 08:07:51 PM

Grapple: Tagg (is that even a real name, WTF?)


Probably short for Taggart, a surname I for some reason associate with Mormons.
 
2012-10-18 08:42:13 PM

Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.


was thinking about this recently. i'm surprised the LDS folks have not publicly separated themselves from the Willard Romney Experience. Willard is bringing dishonor and disgrace to the Mormon faith people. And Mittens Stepford Wife sons are full bore Damien creepy.
 
2012-10-18 08:48:54 PM

docbenspock: no mention of the youngest Romney, Tugg?


Wait, isn't Bapp the youngest?
 
2012-10-18 08:49:12 PM

sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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Especially if you look closely.

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2012-10-18 09:14:05 PM

Isitoveryet: mainstreet62: StopArrestingMe: Nice. Proof that Tagg is a real Man. A macho mega man. A STRAIGHT Man. The thought of Tagg hurting the president just reminds me it will be nice to have a classy kid in the White House, unlike Obamas daughter who wore a peace tshirt and is therefore ghetto trash. Kids take after there dads. (Which is why Obamas daughters are NOT US citizens). We need a President who will punch, insult and kill national leaders, not bow or kowtow or other rhyming words. Obama tries to take credit for killing bin Laden, but really he wanted to seek Osama just to negotiate surrender of America, and the SEALS took things into there own hands. This is the case: Obama is weak, and the second coming of Jimmy Cartier. Romney would say "lets roll", exterminate Iran and still be at home in time for his scrambled caviar breakfast. Not to mention Obama will turn us into the next Greece or Bulgaria with his massive spending. And btw all that stuff he said about Romney is bull. Ovama wants to blame him for what Bain did but none of that happened on Romneys watch, Romney has a blind trust and is legally blind. Bottom line is its high time EX president Obama stepped down because he is a one term president and needs to go back to Africa and film Invictusa part 2 where he holds hands with Mandela and they get a soccer team or w/e. Romney meanwhile will become President, revoke the Geneva conventions, punch Obama and personelly waterbored Mandela and if you dont believe me, just watch. 

/how did I miss Rolex? That was bad..... 

that's the only other one i can find


My contributions. The closest watch to "Invictus" is Invicta.
 
2012-10-18 09:36:08 PM
All I have to say is DO IT.

I will laugh my ass off while you get the Secret Service beatdown.
 
2012-10-18 09:51:04 PM

gsmphoto: Tagg. What an attention Heuer.


F*cking brilliant.
 
2012-10-18 09:57:38 PM

KrispyKritter: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

was thinking about this recently. i'm surprised the LDS folks have not publicly separated themselves from the Willard Romney Experience. Willard is bringing dishonor and disgrace to the Mormon faith people. And Mittens Stepford Wife sons are full bore Damien creepy.


Harry Reid used to be a boxer, so I guess that's pretty violent. And quite a few here think Harry's a lying piece of crap.
 
2012-10-18 09:58:26 PM

Isildur: sweetmelissa31: If I was Obama I'd be much more afraid of what Josh Romney is plotting

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Especially if you look closely.

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Cylon? Romnulan? I'm so confoozed
 
2012-10-18 10:45:40 PM

Majick Thise: Isildur: Especially if you look closely.

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Cylon? Romnulan? I'm so confoozed



Goa'uld
 
2012-10-18 10:56:12 PM
Lawrence O'Donnell, who is often ridiculous, challenged Tagg to duke it out tonight. He was so into it his south Boston accent actually started coming back.
 
2012-10-18 11:17:11 PM

Walker: Rich white guy wants to beat up a black guy for being "disrespectful" to another another rich white guy. Welcome to the 1950's....or current day Republican values America. Romney's poll numbers will probably go up another 3 points from this story.


This. Way to respect the office farkstain. Btw... POTUS would kick your ass.
 
2012-10-18 11:18:42 PM

go2pedro: Am I the only one creeped out by the statistical rarity of having 5 sons and no daughters, and out of 18 grandchildren only 5 are girls?


Girls dont keep the family name. They ate them... Obviously.
 
2012-10-18 11:47:05 PM
Tagg: I was recently at a wwe event and being 5'7" got pissed when my guy didn't win and wanted to rush the ring and cold cock CM punk for winning. Just kidding I'd never go to a wrestling event. Go back to your entitled elitist life for now because you're hoping your dad will give you an even larger inheritance and secret service security since your pampered frat boy mentality is so fragile. BTW your picture fits the profile of a serial killer/pedophile. Good luck kid, go ahead throw a punch, go ahead pussy, thought so pussy.
 
2012-10-19 12:11:16 AM

KrispyKritter: Karne: I hope that America doesn't come away from these elections with the thought that all Mormons are violent, lying, pieces of crap.

was thinking about this recently. i'm surprised the LDS folks have not publicly separated themselves from the Willard Romney Experience. Willard is bringing dishonor and disgrace to the Mormon faith people. And Mittens Stepford Wife sons are full bore Damien creepy.



Why would they? You think they didn't become one of the most wealthy and powerful business lobbies in the country by being super nice guys?
 
2012-10-20 11:29:01 AM
And I thought Heber was the dumbest-sounding Mormon name. Tagg? Tripp? The Creatures walk among us.
 
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