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(Science Daily)   Vitamins, that used to be good for you, then were going to kill you, then were moderately good for you, then gave you an inflated sense of invulnerability, are now... *shakes Magic 8-Ball, which then explodes*   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 5
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2012-10-18 01:40:00 PM
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It's hard to believe that people managed to survive before the invention of the multivitamin, or the fish oil pill, or testosterone gels, or whatever else big pharm markets down our throats.

I grew up on a cattle ranch outside of Abilene, TX. There wasn't much time in the morning for breakfast, with ropin' and ridin' to do and all, but there was always time for a big glassful of bull semen. Hot and fresh, right out of Samson's raging red cannon. Put a load of bull spurt in your palm and you can actually see individual sperm thrashing around like electrocuting tadpoles. I always thought of it as living oatmeal, the way it danced on your tongue and tickled your throat with salty aftertaste. Some mornings, they'd all get swimming in one direction and I could actually see my stomach sloshing left and right, like a wave bouncing back and forth under my skin. Sort of tickled.

Forget pharmaceuticals - they're 1 part good to 10,000 parts filler. Just go find an animal - the further you go up the food chain, the more nutritious - and force it to ejaculate into your mouth. Trust me - you'll live a lot longer sucking your cat's boner than you will eating those magic beans.
2012-10-18 03:48:28 PM
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zeio:
EVEN THOUGH every single modern medicine, without exception, is derived from or discovered as a derivative of functional aspects of NATURAL PLANT or ANIMAL MATERIAL.


Do you know what a monoclonal antibody is?
2012-10-18 03:47:13 PM
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: marmite has B vitamins!


But it also has marmite. :(
2012-10-18 01:54:13 PM
1 votes:
The vitamin is a lie.
The vitamin is a lie.
The vitamin is a lie.
The vitamin is a lie.......
2012-10-18 01:49:08 PM
1 votes:

spidermilk: I know adults who can't take pills that aren't chewable/tasty. Seriously if you have diabetes and aren't taking your med because you 'can't swallow pills' you need help.

 

Well then, good news!

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