Molavian: The gummi vitamins are good.
Smeggy Smurf: Vitamin R is all I need
Smeggy Smurf: Vitamin R V is all I need
sulco: Smeggy Smurf: Vitamin R is all I need[t1.gstatic.com image 115x300]Vitamin-Rainier???
Cndn Bacon: Molavian: The gummi vitamins are good.They cost twice as much as the non-gummi kind. They both have the same number of gummis/pills and they cost the same but the dosage is 2 gummis vs 1 pill.
CygnusDarius: So, they'll be making Radium pills again?.
Treygreen13: [passmethemalkplease.files.wordpress.com image 276x260]
spentmiles: It's hard to believe that people managed to survive before the invention of the multivitamin, or the fish oil pill, or testosterone gels, or whatever else big pharm markets down our throats.I grew up on a cattle ranch outside of Abilene, TX. There wasn't much time in the morning for breakfast, with ropin' and ridin' to do and all, but there was always time for a big glassful of bull semen. Hot and fresh, right out of Samson's raging red cannon. Put a load of bull spurt in your palm and you can actually see individual sperm thrashing around like electrocuting tadpoles. I always thought of it as living oatmeal, the way it danced on your tongue and tickled your throat with salty aftertaste. Some mornings, they'd all get swimming in one direction and I could actually see my stomach sloshing left and right, like a wave bouncing back and forth under my skin. Sort of tickled.Forget pharmaceuticals - they're 1 part good to 10,000 parts filler. Just go find an animal - the further you go up the food chain, the more nutritious - and force it to ejaculate into your mouth. Trust me - you'll live a lot longer sucking your cat's boner than you will eating those magic beans.
spidermilk: I know adults who can't take pills that aren't chewable/tasty. Seriously if you have diabetes and aren't taking your med because you 'can't swallow pills' you need help.
spentmiles: but there was always time for a big glassful of bull semen.
Meatybrain: If only there was a pill that kept people from misinterpreting studies.Other than ricin, of course...
Fark Rye For Many Whores: spentmiles: but there was always time for a big glassful of bull semen. [imageshack.us image 249x244]
spentmiles: Put a load of bull spurt in your palm and you can actually see individual sperm thrashing around like electrocuting tadpoles.
Attar: take fish oil (offsets all the bad fats we have in our modern diet)take Vitamin D (impossible to get enough unless you live in a sunny region and get sun every day)almost every other vitamin/mineral you can get from eating a decent diet.
MightyPez: Previous years it was difficult to get out of bed by Christmas and I was moody all the time.
Jon iz teh kewl: marmite has B vitamins!
zeio: EVEN THOUGH every single modern medicine, without exception, is derived from or discovered as a derivative of functional aspects of NATURAL PLANT or ANIMAL MATERIAL.
hstein3: zeio:EVEN THOUGH every single modern medicine, without exception, is derived from or discovered as a derivative of functional aspects of NATURAL PLANT or ANIMAL MATERIAL.Do you know what a monoclonal antibody is?
zeio: Fark Rye For Many Whores: spentmiles: but there was always time for a big glassful of bull semen. [imageshack.us image 249x244][i68.photobucket.com image 480x360][i68.photobucket.com image 366x366]
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