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2012-10-18 09:10:18 AM
125 votes:
i.ytimg.com

R.I.P. Emmanuel
2012-10-18 10:03:46 AM
8 votes:

gunga galunga: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

OK, anybody mind splainin' this to us tards what don't get it?


Come sit next to my rocker, son.

Back in the day, we didn't have this fancy cable telivision with 43 channels of HBO, Cinemax, and AMC, we had crapass stuff like ONTV.
This consisted of a shoebox sized settop box with a single knob. You would tune (analog, mind you) to channel three or four, depending on your service, and - oops, unplug the Telstar Ranger because there was only one input on your television, and hook up your "cable" and stand at the TV and turn it's channels until you saw something you liked. If you changed your mind about the show you would have to call your kids over to change the channel again. There were subscriptions available for late night viewing, and if you didn't subscribe, it came in scrambled. We're not talking about 256 bit encryption now, we're talking they would run the picture 50% to the right and make the lines wiggly. This is what we learned how to masturbate to. This is why we're a mess.
2012-10-18 09:04:52 AM
5 votes:
I was 12 in 1982. My parents finally got cable. They went away and left me alone for the weekend. There was a channel called WHT or something (they had a black cat as their symbol). They showed 3 of her flicks in a row. I killed more (potential) children then Pol Pot.
2012-10-18 08:37:44 AM
4 votes:
cdn.eurweb.com

RIP Emmanuel
2012-10-18 01:00:10 PM
3 votes:
i2.photobucket.com


i2.photobucket.com
2012-10-18 08:46:18 PM
2 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: t I'm looking to buy a copy of it for a research project,


Pete Townsend outs himself on Fark.
2012-10-18 12:12:43 PM
2 votes:

mainstreet62: EARGUY!

Why haven't you started posting boobs yet? Is this not an appropriate thread to do so?

/please?


Working, posting from phone. Binder full of women at home.
2012-10-18 10:52:33 AM
2 votes:

TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel


You, sir, don't win the Internet.

You win EVERYTHING.
2012-10-18 10:31:28 AM
2 votes:

EngineerBoy: gunga galunga: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

OK, anybody mind splainin' this to us tards what don't get it?

That's what a scrambled premium channel used to look like in the days before digital boxes, meaning if your cable company offered a naughty channel, you could tune your TV to that channel and see the scrambled version, which had skewed video (as seen in this pic) and full sound. So, you could hear the action, and catch glimpses of the general goings-on if you tilted your head and squinted.


Our tv had a 'fine tune' knob, and if you turned it jussst soooooo you had a jittery but totally viewable screen.
Of course, you had to constantly keep twiddling the knob.

/on the TV, of course.
2012-10-18 09:56:29 AM
2 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: Semi threadjack: Did any of you Farkers ever run across a late night European movie called "Run, Rabbit, Run"? Like so many late night movies from Europe, it was about a beautiful young girl's sexual awakening, and it used to be played in rotation with the Emmanuelle films. It contained enough envigorating scenes that I would plan an entire evening around staying up until 3 am to watch it... again.

Anyway, the reason I ask is that I'm looking to buy a copy of it for a research project, and I'm having trouble locating it anywhere.

/don't judge me


Found it under its original title:
blog.fakeanything.com

/saw the musical on Broadway
//Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle.
You never stopped hoping. now you're in the Pinsk, Rochelle Rochelle.
When the nay sayers nay you picked up your pace.
You said nothing's going to stop me so get out of my face.
I'm having adventures all over the place,
Rochelle ROCHELLE!"
2012-10-18 09:56:05 AM
2 votes:

gunga galunga: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

OK, anybody mind splainin' this to us tards what don't get it?


First, I think there's a lot of lawns you want to get off.
2012-10-18 09:38:38 AM
2 votes:
content.reviewed.com

RIP
2012-10-18 04:28:27 PM
1 votes:

I rite gud: Didn't USA Network used to run Up All Night or something like that on Fridays? They would show the badly dubbed euro porn movies and just cut to commercial at the start of ever hot scene. I think that's the first place I saw Emmaunuel.

/Am I imagining that?


Nope. It was hosted by Gilbert Gottfried. He explained it as:

We take a movie that the only reason to watch is for the nudity and we remove the nudity.
2012-10-18 03:33:15 PM
1 votes:
www.afterelton.com

RIP Billy Crystal
2012-10-18 02:11:15 PM
1 votes:
I'm having a sad fap
2012-10-18 01:02:54 PM
1 votes:
The X-rated softcore movie, directed by Just Jaeckin...

Most of the viewers were just jackin' too.
2012-10-18 11:50:39 AM
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: exparrot: EngineerBoy: gunga galunga: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

OK, anybody mind splainin' this to us tards what don't get it?

That's what a scrambled premium channel used to look like in the days before digital boxes, meaning if your cable company offered a naughty channel, you could tune your TV to that channel and see the scrambled version, which had skewed video (as seen in this pic) and full sound. So, you could hear the action, and catch glimpses of the general goings-on if you tilted your head and squinted.

Our tv had a 'fine tune' knob, and if you turned it jussst soooooo you had a jittery but totally viewable screen.
Of course, you had to constantly keep twiddling the knob.

/on the TV, of course.

I used to have to race to get one off because if I stared at the scrambled screen too long I'd get a painful headache behind my eyes.


My parents had one of the old slide-selector cable boxes that you had to click the little arrow pointer from channel to channel. If you got it just right between 13 & 14, you could get an almost perfectly clear picture and sound for Cinemax. But a squrriel fart in the next county would bump it off tap dead center enough to suddenly be watching Mexican TV test-patterns. I would have to get off the couch, pull up my shorts, and go adjust it again.

I blame my early sexual encounters with actual partners setting land-speed records on being trained to rub oe out fast enough not to have to finish to mariachi music.
2012-10-18 11:36:39 AM
1 votes:

trippycrazy12: zappaisfrank: puckrock2000: 1981′s Private Lessons, a film that itself was controversial for its time given its sexual themes.

Adult woman seduces underage boy - that film would never get greenlit today.

/"Pretty Baby" was released only 3 years earlier
//and they say we've become less sexually repressed in recent years

There was another one called "My Tutor" which had almost the exact same plot line. You are correct, though..in today's uptight times, those films never would have even made it to the consideration stage.

Not sure if "My Tutor" counts since the character looks like he's 17-18.


At least "Private Lessons" had a subplot. All "My Tutor" really had going for it were Caren Kaye's hooters.
2012-10-18 11:10:17 AM
1 votes:
This thread reminded me of this:

bt.eutorrents.com

Cinemax, you magnificent bastard!
2012-10-18 10:31:14 AM
1 votes:
www.wearysloth.com

RIP Manuel
2012-10-18 10:16:39 AM
1 votes:

R.A.Danny: gunga galunga: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

OK, anybody mind splainin' this to us tards what don't get it?

Come sit next to my rocker, son.

Back in the day, we didn't have this fancy cable telivision with 43 channels of HBO, Cinemax, and AMC, we had crapass stuff like ONTV.
This consisted of a shoebox sized settop box with a single knob. You would tune (analog, mind you) to channel three or four, depending on your service, and - oops, unplug the Telstar Ranger because there was only one input on your television, and hook up your "cable" and stand at the TV and turn it's channels until you saw something you liked. If you changed your mind about the show you would have to call your kids over to change the channel again. There were subscriptions available for late night viewing, and if you didn't subscribe, it came in scrambled. We're not talking about 256 bit encryption now, we're talking they would run the picture 50% to the right and make the lines wiggly. This is what we learned how to masturbate to. This is why we're a mess.


overheardinthesacristy.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-18 09:55:06 AM
1 votes:

one0nine: EngineerBoy: gunga galunga: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

OK, anybody mind splainin' this to us tards what don't get it?

That's what a scrambled premium channel used to look like in the days before digital boxes, meaning if your cable company offered a naughty channel, you could tune your TV to that channel and see the scrambled version, which had skewed video (as seen in this pic) and full sound. So, you could hear the action, and catch glimpses of the general goings-on if you tilted your head and squinted.

And if you messed around with the dial on your cable box just right and found that "sweet spot" between the channel clicks, every once in a while God would reward you with a glimpse of grainy, green titties in action.

/They didn't call it "Skinemax" for nothin'...
//1980s kid
///lawn, off, etc


WOOT! SKINEMAX!
"Is that a boob?"
"No, I think that's her hip..."
2012-10-18 09:50:02 AM
1 votes:

TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel


Did we all have the same youth?
2012-10-18 09:42:26 AM
1 votes:
Semi threadjack: Did any of you Farkers ever run across a late night European movie called "Run, Rabbit, Run"? Like so many late night movies from Europe, it was about a beautiful young girl's sexual awakening, and it used to be played in rotation with the Emmanuelle films. It contained enough envigorating scenes that I would plan an entire evening around staying up until 3 am to watch it... again.

Anyway, the reason I ask is that I'm looking to buy a copy of it for a research project, and I'm having trouble locating it anywhere.

/don't judge me
2012-10-18 09:36:09 AM
1 votes:

EngineerBoy: gunga galunga: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

OK, anybody mind splainin' this to us tards what don't get it?

That's what a scrambled premium channel used to look like in the days before digital boxes, meaning if your cable company offered a naughty channel, you could tune your TV to that channel and see the scrambled version, which had skewed video (as seen in this pic) and full sound. So, you could hear the action, and catch glimpses of the general goings-on if you tilted your head and squinted.


And if you messed around with the dial on your cable box just right and found that "sweet spot" between the channel clicks, every once in a while God would reward you with a glimpse of grainy, green titties in action.

/They didn't call it "Skinemax" for nothin'...
//1980s kid
///lawn, off, etc
2012-10-18 09:26:15 AM
1 votes:

bulok: TheraTx: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

R.I.P. Emmanuel

If I had coffee you would owe me a new keyboard.

Thanks for the memories

 mammaries

FTFY
/couldn't resist
2012-10-18 09:14:20 AM
1 votes:

markie_farkie: I'm conflicted..

Would it be in poor taste to fap to this, or would it be a fitting tribute?


Fap at half-mast?
 
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