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(Jezebel)   Apparently a baby came out of Megan Fox's birth canal and then nobody ever spoke of it   (jezebel.com ) divider line
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7730 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 Oct 2012 at 9:50 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-18 09:52:17 AM  
What do it's thumbs look like?
 
2012-10-18 09:52:41 AM  
How many fingers?
 
2012-10-18 09:55:48 AM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

20 years in the future...
 
2012-10-18 09:56:52 AM  
There are complaints about Megan's most significant role since Jennifer's Body?!
 
2012-10-18 09:57:36 AM  
Noah Shannon Green

Holy crap, a celebrity named their baby something sane. Alert TMZ!
 
2012-10-18 10:02:40 AM  
Personally I only care about things going into her birth canal. And then only if the things are attached to me.
 
2012-10-18 10:09:49 AM  
Who's got two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

*this guy move*

wait...
 
2012-10-18 10:13:04 AM  
The child is John Connor's cousin, so they had to keep it secret to keep from alerting Skynet.
 
2012-10-18 10:14:19 AM  
This marks the first time a male has wanted to leave Megan Fox's vagina. -- Ralph Garmin
 
2012-10-18 10:20:35 AM  
Noah Shannon Green? What kind of a celebrity kid's name is that? I expected loonier from her.
 
2012-10-18 10:36:44 AM  

slayer199: Noah Shannon Green? What kind of a celebrity kid's name is that?


A name that guarantees he will be getting work in Hollywood.
 
2012-10-18 10:40:27 AM  
So, basically, like 99.9% of the world's births, right?

/good for her
//now get back into bikini shape, Megan!
 
2012-10-18 10:54:29 AM  
So she manages to find a way to keep her yap shut for a while, and we're complaining?

I don't get it.
 
2012-10-18 11:21:19 AM  

RocketRay: This marks the first time a male has wanted to leave Megan Fox's vagina. -- Ralph Garmin


shut up ralph you're not funny

/still misses jimmy
//and santa carl
 
2012-10-18 11:54:33 AM  

Apos: There are complaints about Megan's most significant role since Jennifer's Body?!


say what you will, but as a teen horror movie Jennifer's Body actually didn't suck. The acting was good, the FX were good and it has a dude say to her "you don't have to talk if you don't want to."

it wasn't GREAT by any means but it was pretty watchable.
 
2012-10-18 12:07:27 PM  
I'm not sure how a random starlet popping out a babby contributes to LGBT rights, but okay.
 
2012-10-18 12:18:23 PM  

frepnog: Apos: There are complaints about Megan's most significant role since Jennifer's Body?!

say what you will, but as a teen horror movie Jennifer's Body actually didn't suck. The acting was good, the FX were good and it has a dude say to her "you don't have to talk if you don't want to."

it wasn't GREAT by any means but it was pretty watchable.


Agreed on all counts. In fact,it's the only Fox flick that I've watched twice.
 
2012-10-18 12:21:11 PM  
I'll be right over to reload it.
 
2012-10-18 12:23:27 PM  
aaaand she goes back to being 'meh' for me.

/just not my type, but get her all pregnant and i'm all over that shiat like a fat kid trying to slurp the filling out of a twinkie.
 
2012-10-18 12:32:15 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: I'm not sure how a random starlet popping out a babby contributes to LGBT rights, but okay.


Megan Fox is a bisexual woman. Bisexuals get a raw deal. Megan Fox is a demonstration on how you can be bi and monogamous and faithful for long periods of time. She's a bi icon of sorts.
 
2012-10-18 12:44:39 PM  

Bored Horde: The My Little Pony Killer: I'm not sure how a random starlet popping out a babby contributes to LGBT rights, but okay.

Megan Fox is a bisexual woman. Bisexuals get a raw deal. Megan Fox is a demonstration on how you can be bi and monogamous and faithful for long periods of time. She's a bi icon of sorts.


Yes, so a bisexual person living the life of their straight, monogamous counterpart helps make things easier for the folks for whom the straight, monogamous lifestyle does not work? Makes perfect sense.
 
2012-10-18 12:54:50 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Yes, so a bisexual person living the life of their straight, monogamous counterpart helps make things easier for the folks for whom the straight, monogamous lifestyle does not work? Makes perfect sense.


Even if you only like one gender sexually, you're still supposed to pick one and stick with them if you're the marrying type.
 
2012-10-18 01:34:41 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Bored Horde: The My Little Pony Killer: I'm not sure how a random starlet popping out a babby contributes to LGBT rights, but okay.

Megan Fox is a bisexual woman. Bisexuals get a raw deal. Megan Fox is a demonstration on how you can be bi and monogamous and faithful for long periods of time. She's a bi icon of sorts.

Yes, so a bisexual person living the life of their straight, monogamous counterpart helps make things easier for the folks for whom the straight, monogamous lifestyle does not work? Makes perfect sense.


Bi people suffer because people expect them to want to have sex with everyone they meet. Bi people also suffer because gay people hate them, and straight people like them for the wrong reasons (chicks kissing is so hot brah!) or hate them. They're rejected from the Gay & Lesbian community, and they're not part of the normative mainstream.

You're saying that she's living a 'straight live' is illustrative of how little you understand. She's in a long-term, faithful relationship with her partner. Her partner happens to be a dude. Her being bi hasn't precluded her from participating in a loving, family lifestyle. Her sexual identity doesn't determine her lifestyle, it determines who she is sexually attracted to. Being gay doesn't mean you're going to suck every dick that crosses your path. Being a lesbian doesn't mean you don't want casual sex. The neat little gendered lifestyle-orientation bins that society forces on gay people are awful.
 
2012-10-18 02:34:35 PM  

slayer199: Noah Shannon Green? What kind of a celebrity kid's name is that? I expected loonier from her.


After the kettle of alphabet soup that Uma Thurman unleashed on her kid, I commend Noah's parents for their restraint.
/feels weird commending Megan
 
2012-10-18 02:47:31 PM  
U4IC?
 
2012-10-18 03:15:10 PM  

mcmnky: U4IC?


U 4 ic
 
2012-10-18 03:34:55 PM  

LindenFark: mcmnky: U4IC?

U 4 ic


*face palm*

Really? If knew someone who spoke/wrote like that, I would not stop slapping them until my hands fell off.

(I'm also the guy who called a particular fast food chain "chick-fil-uh" until someone corrected me. (and then that name made a lot more sense))
 
2012-10-18 03:48:07 PM  
Who would have thought that Megan Fox of all people would grace her first-born child with a normal name?
 
2012-10-18 03:59:59 PM  
Time to give Megan a big old thumbs up... Oh wait. never mind...
 
2012-10-18 04:31:31 PM  

The Muthaship: Even if you only like one gender sexually, you're still supposed to pick one and stick with them if you're the marrying type.


Why?
 
2012-10-18 04:58:53 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: The Muthaship: Even if you only like one gender sexually, you're still supposed to pick one and stick with them if you're the marrying type.

Why?


our friend here has apparently never heard of A: polygamy, and B: polyamory.

/quit imposing your pseudo-abrahamic monogamistic morals on me!
 
2012-10-18 06:28:14 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: StoPPeRmobile: The Muthaship: Even if you only like one gender sexually, you're still supposed to pick one and stick with them if you're the marrying type.

Why?

our friend here has apparently never heard of A: polygamy, and B: polyamory.

/quit imposing your pseudo-abrahamic monogamistic morals on me!


Abraham probably had multiple wives. Like many of them did, "back then." Be fruitful and multiply.
 
2012-10-18 06:38:41 PM  
One more extremely hot woman that should have been required to use a surrogate to satisfy her desire to procreate.

All hot women, as judged by me, should be required to do so.

How sad that she's ruined forever.
 
2012-10-19 08:54:57 AM  
I'd come in her birth canal. Giggity.
 
2012-10-19 10:32:33 AM  

Bored Horde: She's a bi icon of sorts.


A bicon?
 
2012-10-21 05:28:47 PM  

naugahyde monkey: RocketRay: This marks the first time a male has wanted to leave Megan Fox's vagina. -- Ralph Garmin

shut up ralph you're not funny

/still misses jimmy
//and santa carl


...and Birchum
 
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