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(Reuters)   Topping this year's list of the highest paid television actors is... the reason WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS ANYMORE   (reuters.com) divider line 27
    More: Fail, things, Ashton Kutcher, Jim Parsons, Ray Romano, Topher Grace, Johnny Galecki, elimination, Jon Cryer  
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2012-10-18 08:57:37 AM  
Could be worse.

Could be Honey Boo Boo.

/Likes Ashton Kutcher despite his douchebag public persona
 
2012-10-18 09:06:51 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Could be worse.

Could be Honey Boo Boo.

/Likes Ashton Kutcher despite his douchebag public persona


"Public persona"? What, do you know him from hanging out at the bar?
 
2012-10-18 09:27:20 AM  
I don't get that show at all. And it's not a "I'm too cool for TV" thing either, just seems dumb since Sheen left. And before.

Some random rich dude bought the house they were living in and said "sure weirdo and his 18 year old son, you can keep living here". What?
 
2012-10-18 09:32:45 AM  
Ah, Ashton Kutcher. The price that got famous for making out with a 15 year old Mila Kunis.


/kills self
 
2012-10-18 09:33:17 AM  
Honey Boo Boo? Kim Kardashian?
 
2012-10-18 09:35:20 AM  
Maybe you can't have nice things but he sure can.
 
2012-10-18 09:43:27 AM  
Worse than paying Bruce Willis' son that much is that TV producers are thinking that they can make six reality shows for the same money.
 
2012-10-18 09:43:34 AM  
I haven't really followed the man since he was on That 70's Show, but unless he's done something completely egregious, he gave us Kelso.

How can you hate Kelso?
 
2012-10-18 09:44:48 AM  
I'd made peace with this disheartening news long ago,subby. You should,too.
 
2012-10-18 09:45:31 AM  

Summoner101: I haven't really followed the man since he was on That 70's Show, but unless he's done something completely egregious, he gave us Kelso.

How can you hate Kelso?


This. I loathe Kutcher in anything else, including real life, but Kelso was MONEY.

M-O-N-E-Y!!!

*snaps fingers* BURRRRRN!!
 
2012-10-18 09:47:52 AM  

Summoner101: I haven't really followed the man since he was on That 70's Show, but unless he's done something completely egregious, he gave us Kelso.

How can you hate Kelso?


Very, very easily.
 
2012-10-18 09:53:20 AM  
So he's the highest paid actor on TV and nailing Mila Kunis? I suppose the jealous types will hate him, myself I want to be him.
 
2012-10-18 10:03:00 AM  

kronicfeld: DjangoStonereaver: Could be worse.

Could be Honey Boo Boo.

/Likes Ashton Kutcher despite his douchebag public persona

"Public persona"? What, do you know him from hanging out at the bar?


A good friend of mine was a producer on THAT 70s SHOW, and always said that, aside from being a
great looking guy, he was relentlessly professional and dedicated, always gave 100% and was an
absolute dream to work with and that he was, bar none, the nicest person he'd ever met in Hollywood.

Consequently, my friend said that he hated Ashton's guts, but in the best possible way.

Yeah, yeah, cool story.
 
2012-10-18 10:17:48 AM  

Callous: So he's the highest paid actor on TV and nailing Mila Kunis? I suppose the jealous types will hate him, myself I want to be him.


Shhheeeeeiiiiiit, I'd nail Mila Kunis for free ... they can keep the money.
 
2012-10-18 10:31:18 AM  
I was expecting Snookie somehow, so it could be worse.

Kutcher is, I believe, slightly retarded. There is definitely something wrong with him.

Oh, and he is a dick.
 
2012-10-18 10:53:48 AM  
The LA Times describes him as "blandly professional" in taking over Sheen's place on that corpse of a show.

Anywhere else "blandly professional" gets you an awkward conversation with your boss about improving your work performance. In Hollywood, it takes you to the top of some sad pyramid of mediocrity and laugh tracks.
 
2012-10-18 10:55:31 AM  
Yesterdays News
 
2012-10-18 11:06:22 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Could be worse.

Could be Honey Boo Boo.

/Likes Ashton Kutcher despite his douchebag public persona


For the amount of real work she does compared to others, she is probably the highest paid per minute.
 
2012-10-18 11:47:56 AM  

Trey Le Parc: The LA Times describes him as "blandly professional" in taking over Sheen's place on that corpse of a show.
Anywhere else "blandly professional" gets you an awkward conversation with your boss about improving your work performance. In Hollywood, it takes you to the top of some sad pyramid of mediocrity and laugh tracks.


well, it's a "blandly bad" TV show, so I can't really fault him for that.
 
2012-10-18 12:46:04 PM  
So, looking at the list -- the most important actor in each of the highest rated TV shows makes the most money of anyone on TV? Who would have thought that?
 
2012-10-18 01:55:10 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: kronicfeld: DjangoStonereaver: Could be worse.

Could be Honey Boo Boo.

/Likes Ashton Kutcher despite his douchebag public persona

"Public persona"? What, do you know him from hanging out at the bar?

A good friend of mine was a producer on THAT 70s SHOW, and always said that, aside from being a
great looking guy, he was relentlessly professional and dedicated, always gave 100% and was an
absolute dream to work with and that he was, bar none, the nicest person he'd ever met in Hollywood.

Consequently, my friend said that he hated Ashton's guts, but in the best possible way.

Yeah, yeah, cool story.


So he's a douche who takes his job seriously. I don't see how "doing your job" automatically makes "being a douche" impossible.
 
2012-10-18 02:39:29 PM  

GranoblasticMan: DjangoStonereaver: kronicfeld: DjangoStonereaver: Could be worse.

Could be Honey Boo Boo.

/Likes Ashton Kutcher despite his douchebag public persona

"Public persona"? What, do you know him from hanging out at the bar?

A good friend of mine was a producer on THAT 70s SHOW, and always said that, aside from being a
great looking guy, he was relentlessly professional and dedicated, always gave 100% and was an
absolute dream to work with and that he was, bar none, the nicest person he'd ever met in Hollywood.

Consequently, my friend said that he hated Ashton's guts, but in the best possible way.

Yeah, yeah, cool story.

So he's a douche who takes his job seriously. I don't see how "doing your job" automatically makes "being a douche" impossible.


You do see, however, how being "an absolute dream to work with" and "the nicest person" automatically makes "being a douche" impossible, right?
 
2012-10-18 03:11:37 PM  
As other people have said, it could be much worse.
 
2012-10-18 03:36:25 PM  

meanmutton: GranoblasticMan: DjangoStonereaver: kronicfeld: DjangoStonereaver: Could be worse.

Could be Honey Boo Boo.

/Likes Ashton Kutcher despite his douchebag public persona

"Public persona"? What, do you know him from hanging out at the bar?

A good friend of mine was a producer on THAT 70s SHOW, and always said that, aside from being a
great looking guy, he was relentlessly professional and dedicated, always gave 100% and was an
absolute dream to work with and that he was, bar none, the nicest person he'd ever met in Hollywood.

Consequently, my friend said that he hated Ashton's guts, but in the best possible way.

Yeah, yeah, cool story.

So he's a douche who takes his job seriously. I don't see how "doing your job" automatically makes "being a douche" impossible.

You do see, however, how being "an absolute dream to work with" and "the nicest person" automatically makes "being a douche" impossible, right?


Leave him alone, meanmutton. He's obviously decided that Ashton is a douchebag, and much like a hard
core Evangelical Bibilcal Literalist will never be persuaded by scientific evidence, GranoblasticMan will
instead scream loudly about 'TEACHING THE CONTROVERSY!' rather than question his firmly held belief.
 
2012-10-18 05:37:42 PM  
Tim Allan and Ray Romano?

*checks calendar

WTF???
 
2012-10-19 08:02:45 AM  
Ray Romano? He's about as funny as a shotgun blast to the face.
 
2012-10-20 07:02:43 AM  
Love him or hate him, he at least is an actor and not that "reality" shiat.
 
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