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2012-10-18 09:07:19 AM  
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2012-10-18 09:11:19 AM  
Really though, you don't see a lot of young biker gangs nowadays. They're almost all made up of older guys.
 
2012-10-18 09:12:12 AM  
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Looks like they got a Ruger .22 and a derringer off the streets of New York. I'll sleep a lot better tonight.
 
2012-10-18 09:15:02 AM  
I like the "F. O." patch.
 
2012-10-18 09:16:27 AM  
Nice Dan Wesson there. Always wanted one of those kits with all the barrels.
 
2012-10-18 09:17:33 AM  
I'm naming a new sex move this: (Rusty) Perez 49
 
2012-10-18 09:17:39 AM  
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Ah hell! Here come the cops.
Load those muskets, boys! What ya mean the powder's not dry?
 
2012-10-18 09:21:10 AM  
Geriatric biker gangs

So ... basically just another Harley Owners Group, then?
 
2012-10-18 09:24:13 AM  
Yeah, they sound feeble. Lock any one of them in a room with the average Farker and when you open the door again you'll see a biker standing in a puddle of goo.

There's hard, there's old-man hard and there's biker old-man hard.
 
2012-10-18 09:26:49 AM  
what? those guys aren't geriatric, I'm older than all but one of them

...oh, wait ... you mean?

snap! Sunovabiatch! How the fark did that happen? Dammit, just get me some ovaltine and valium. STAT. Punks. my lawn, get off it or I'll shoot the cannon of righteous indignity at you.

/jeezem. 49 is a geezer now?
 
2012-10-18 09:33:56 AM  
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So, the scope is for the cannon, right?.
 
2012-10-18 09:34:37 AM  
Those are the worst hauls of guns ever...

That crap looks like they picked it up at Bill Goodman's Gun and Knife Show (call a buddy, bring a friend!) on the clearance rack...

You'd THINK they would pool a little cash together and pick up some AR-15's or MP5s... I could go right now to a number of sporting goods stores and pick up a semi-auto 9mm MP5 for $800, a .22 version for $650, AKM's for $750 and Bushmaster AR-15 for $900... Sell them for a couple hundred overhead...

You know, or just find a source of surplus... like the real ira like they did in the show...
 
2012-10-18 09:35:40 AM  
Yeah that's great and all but Jeff 'Talksoup' Winger is on Sons of Anarchy now? Jumped that shark pretty hard there Sons.
 
2012-10-18 09:36:19 AM  

carrion_luggage: Yeah, they sound feeble. Lock any one of them in a room with the average Farker and when you open the door again you'll see a biker standing in a puddle of goo.

There's hard, there's old-man hard and there's biker old-man hard.


Old men aren't hard, ever heard of viagra?
 
2012-10-18 09:37:55 AM  
Jeeze, if they are selling these crap guns in NYC, I could make enough to put a kid through college off of the guns in my closet.

hmmm
 
2012-10-18 09:38:34 AM  
They should move to NC. Nothing illegal about owning a cannon here.
 
2012-10-18 09:39:31 AM  
Last year, five Queens cops were hurt trying to stop an onslaught by gang members who attacked them with brass knuckles, knives and a baseball bat, court papers state


When does that happen in NYC without the police responding with guns?
 
2012-10-18 09:53:01 AM  

CeroX: Those are the worst hauls of guns ever...

That crap looks like they picked it up at Bill Goodman's Gun and Knife Show (call a buddy, bring a friend!) on the clearance rack...

You'd THINK they would pool a little cash together and pick up some AR-15's or MP5s... I could go right now to a number of sporting goods stores and pick up a semi-auto 9mm MP5 for $800, a .22 version for $650, AKM's for $750 and Bushmaster AR-15 for $900... Sell them for a couple hundred overhead...

You know, or just find a source of surplus... like the real ira like they did in the show...


The survivors on The Walking Dead have a better arsenal than that.
 
2012-10-18 09:53:24 AM  

lewismarktwo: Yeah that's great and all but Jeff 'Talksoup' Winger is on Sons of Anarchy now? Jumped that shark pretty hard there Sons.


It was a decent cameo. If Peg freakin' Bundy could pull it off...
 
2012-10-18 10:02:49 AM  

Frogmug: Really though, you don't see a lot of young biker gangs nowadays. They're almost all made up of older guys.


That's because if you want to live a life 'o crime, putting a big flag on yourself that says "I'm an effing criminal, follow me!" is dumber than dog sweaters. I attract a LOT less attention traveling from A to B in my trusty '02 Prius in my work cloths than I do with five other guys wearing literal "I am a bad mofo" gear.

Electric mode. biatches never hear ya comin.
 
2012-10-18 10:06:32 AM  

liam76: Last year, five Queens cops were hurt trying to stop an onslaught by gang members who attacked them with brass knuckles, knives and a baseball bat, court papers state


When does that happen in NYC without the police responding with guns?


They weren't visibly Haitian, I guess.

/OH, SNAP!
 
2012-10-18 10:22:58 AM  
Where I live all that shiatbis is legal including the black powder cannon. What would the gang do then? Greeters at Walmart I suppose. Prohibition manufactures criminals. Doesnt matter what is prohibited, it creates an incentive. What a waste of resources.
 
2012-10-18 10:30:42 AM  
I don't think much of their "arsenal" considering that is exactly the number of firearms on my dresser right now. I don't have a cannon or black powder though. And I've got (at least) 150 rds for each of my guns (assuming that the three boxes are 50rd boxes and not 100rd boxes of .22)
 
2012-10-18 10:39:44 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Where I live all that shiatbis is legal including the black powder cannon. What would the gang do then? Greeters at Walmart I suppose. Prohibition manufactures criminals. Doesnt matter what is prohibited, it creates an incentive. What a waste of resources.


except the black market isn't there for people who could buy a hand gun legally... it's illegal across the US for a convicted criminal to own a gun... So that's who your illegal arms trade is aimed at... and apparently, in this groups case, they were targeting convicted trailer trash who can't afford higher than yard sale prices for a gun...
 
2012-10-18 10:40:46 AM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I don't think much of their "arsenal" considering that is exactly the number of firearms on my dresser right now. I don't have a cannon or black powder though. And I've got (at least) 150 rds for each of my guns (assuming that the three boxes are 50rd boxes and not 100rd boxes of .22)


I have 1k round of .22 for my small game rifle... meh...
 
2012-10-18 10:42:13 AM  
I dont know why, but this article entertained me immensely.
 
2012-10-18 10:49:20 AM  
Eight members of the Forbidden Ones, the Dirty Ones and the Trouble Makers - whose average age was 51 - were charged with firearms trafficking.

51 is geriatric? I'm 58. What does that make me - ready for the bone pile?
 
2012-10-18 10:54:39 AM  
Waaaarriors, come out and plaaay.


/does remembering that make me old?
//naaaaaaah
///just protective of my lawn
 
2012-10-18 10:56:15 AM  

offmymeds: Eight members of the Forbidden Ones, the Dirty Ones and the Trouble Makers - whose average age was 51 - were charged with firearms trafficking.

51 is geriatric? I'm 58. What does that make me - ready for the bone pile?


I don't believe you... your using a computer and the internet... you're obviously a liar...
 
2012-10-18 10:56:42 AM  
51 is old???

Get in the ring with me, you scandalous puppy
 
2012-10-18 11:06:50 AM  

CeroX: offmymeds: Eight members of the Forbidden Ones, the Dirty Ones and the Trouble Makers - whose average age was 51 - were charged with firearms trafficking.

51 is geriatric? I'm 58. What does that make me - ready for the bone pile?

I don't believe you... your using a computer and the internet... you're obviously a liar...


memecrunch.com
 
2012-10-18 11:14:07 AM  
2 years and 41 weapons.

oi42.tinypic.com

/I feel safer.
 
2012-10-18 11:15:02 AM  
These people are cool.
 
2012-10-18 11:29:18 AM  
Some of those guns look like they would blow up in your hand. More dangerous to the triggerman than the person its aimed at.
 
2012-10-18 11:32:10 AM  

offmymeds: Eight members of the Forbidden Ones, the Dirty Ones and the Trouble Makers - whose average age was 51 - were charged with firearms trafficking.

51 is geriatric? I'm 58. What does that make me - ready for the bone pile?


"Offmymeds, please report to Carousel."
 
2012-10-18 11:36:11 AM  
Geriatric biker gangs

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Approve.
 
2012-10-18 12:05:49 PM  

lewismarktwo: Yeah that's great and all but Jeff 'Talksoup' Winger is on Sons of Anarchy now? Jumped that shark pretty hard there Sons.


the show went flying over that shark waaaaaaaaay back when the Jax's baby got stolen and they all went to Ireland in the DUMBEST PLOT EVER
 
2012-10-18 12:28:04 PM  
Biker gang my arse. Among the bikes pictured I saw two ricegrinders. No self respecting 1% rides a jap bike.
 
2012-10-18 12:47:05 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [assets.nydailynews.com image 635x416]

Looks like they got a Ruger .22 and a derringer off the streets of New York. I'll sleep a lot better tonight.


I know...at least 5 of those are .22 LR, one derringer and two semi autos (prolly like a .32 or .,25) that look like they would blow up in your hand....and in the other shot they have what looks to be a single shot break-down rifle (maybe a .410)...OOHHH SCARY!! (The judge in that pic is prolly the deadliest of 'em all)
 
2012-10-18 01:22:56 PM  

penguin83: Biker gang my arse. Among the bikes pictured I saw two ricegrinders. No self respecting 1% rides a jap bike.


Nobody said those guys were smart.
 
2012-10-18 04:05:51 PM  
Quite frankly I'm surprised these dudes didn't have a snow globe in their collection.

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2012-10-18 08:57:15 PM  

Frogmug: Really though, you don't see a lot of young biker gangs nowadays. They're almost all made up of older guys.


folks lost fear & any respect for big biker gangs after seeing TV documentaries showing the gangs are incorporated, have health plans, etcetera. so much for the tough guy mystique.

penguin83: Biker gang my arse. Among the bikes pictured I saw two ricegrinders. No self respecting 1% rides a jap bike.


your HD must be very old and very original. take a peek at the many components on most HD's and you will see most components are not Made In America, have not been for a long time. HD's are sweet if you like oil leaks, excessive vibration and "hey! look at me i'm a dooshbag" volume of noise. along with paying too much for a name. some people actually like getting their money's worth and buying a better quality machine that is well made.
 
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