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2012-10-18 10:50:49 AM
11 votes:
I dream of having a three-way with Sarah Silverman and Aubrey Plaza. None of us would actually touch, but the scathing comments and withering looks would bring me to completion. 

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2012-10-18 06:52:04 PM
3 votes:
Wow, I haven't seen a jew get burned that bad since hey where y'all goin'? Is it somethin' I said?
2012-10-18 12:40:09 PM
3 votes:
Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name.

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2012-10-18 10:39:30 AM
3 votes:
Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.
2012-10-18 12:50:55 PM
2 votes:

douchebag/hater: The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.


Yeah, not a bright, beautiful beacon of humanity like yourself!
2012-10-18 11:28:34 AM
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: game, set, motherfarking match

/go get ya farkin' shinebox, etc.


I don't like to talk about Jews getting burned, but that rabbi just got his. Yowzers.
2012-10-18 10:46:07 AM
2 votes:
Hey asshole: Daughter #1 is a rabbi. Not by your standards. She's reform. How dare she, a lowly woman think god wants her to be a rabbi, created from a mere rib. Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name. Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that. You don't fark with my family.


game, set, motherfarking match

/go get ya farkin' shinebox, etc.
2012-10-18 10:19:57 AM
2 votes:
Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that.

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2012-10-18 03:46:41 PM
1 votes:
Dear Donald Silverman: Your daughter is not funny.
2012-10-18 02:55:58 PM
1 votes:
so what was that thing haters gonna do?
2012-10-18 02:34:18 PM
1 votes:
Nothing but respect for a man who defends his family. It's just too bad he can't be funny for her.
2012-10-18 01:52:29 PM
1 votes:

downtownkid: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.


I'm sorry, I'm lost. Who's the attention whore here again?
2012-10-18 01:49:19 PM
1 votes:

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...



You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.
2012-10-18 01:15:53 PM
1 votes:

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111
2012-10-18 01:10:22 PM
1 votes:
Well, sure he sticks up for her. They're both JOOOOOOOS!
2012-10-18 10:55:14 AM
1 votes:
The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.
2012-10-18 10:47:45 AM
1 votes:
Your daughter's a whore Donald...
2012-10-18 09:17:09 AM
1 votes:
Dads are very protective of their daughters

/Dad of a daughter
 
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