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2012-10-18 01:15:53 PM
4 votes:

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111
2012-10-18 02:14:33 PM
2 votes:
So he called the rabbi an asshole and took a few Fark-Atheist-Brigade-approved shots at religion. Sounds rather petty, actually. Then the rabbi shoots back an equally-petty rebuttal at the guy, and then the father gives a holier-than-thou rant about his rabbi daughter (who, going by his own statement, follows a "false god" and should "check [her] wonderful bible and learn about [her] cruel god from a book [she] believes in literally"-apparently he didn't think his cunning logic all the way through).

Also, what Donald Silverman forgets is that Sarah opened herself up to criticism like this when she decided she wanted to be a celebrity and use her fame to push for an agenda she supports, so his whole "don't fark with my family" is ill-conceived.

Both of them are acting like assholes - bad use of the HERO tag, subby.
2012-10-18 01:49:19 PM
2 votes:

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...



You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.
2012-10-18 12:03:38 PM
2 votes:

ThatGuyGreg: Oh snap.


This.

brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.


That...but get in line with the rest of 'em.

Tsar_Bomba1: Your daughter's a whore Donald...


Hey look, it's Studman69's new alt~!
2012-10-18 11:03:46 AM
2 votes:
Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.
2012-10-18 10:19:57 AM
2 votes:
Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-18 09:17:09 AM
2 votes:
Dads are very protective of their daughters

/Dad of a daughter
2012-10-18 02:55:58 PM
1 votes:
so what was that thing haters gonna do?
2012-10-18 02:34:18 PM
1 votes:
Nothing but respect for a man who defends his family. It's just too bad he can't be funny for her.
2012-10-18 01:52:29 PM
1 votes:

downtownkid: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.


I'm sorry, I'm lost. Who's the attention whore here again?
2012-10-18 01:33:09 PM
1 votes:

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...


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2012-10-18 01:22:12 PM
1 votes:
She does seem like a miserable human being.
2012-10-18 12:50:55 PM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.


Yeah, not a bright, beautiful beacon of humanity like yourself!
2012-10-18 12:40:09 PM
1 votes:
Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name.

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2012-10-18 12:08:00 PM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing.


If you're looking to engage a differing viewpoint in a fruitful discussion, or some other attempt to actually change minds, sure. Sounded like her Dad was fully intending to go for a dismissive yet brute "F*ck off" and nothing more.
2012-10-18 11:52:17 AM
1 votes:

realmolo: and she's a weird combination of sweetness, nihilisism, cockiness and insecurity.


That pretty much describes every woman I've ever fallen for.
2012-10-18 11:51:00 AM
1 votes:
Although I enjoyed it greatly, I really wish she would have done the nudity with her normal body weight and grooming.
2012-10-18 11:45:39 AM
1 votes:

IrateShadow: She's 42? Damn.


I know. That girl is well-preserved. She still looks like she did when she was 25.

I think she's super-sexy, and super-funny. I don't understand all the hate for her around here. "The Sarah Silverman Program" was probably the best sitcom of the past 15 years. Well, the first 2 seasons, anyway.

I will admit that she seems like she would be hard to deal with on a regular basis. I've listened to/read a few interviews with her, and she's a weird combination of sweetness, nihilisism, cockiness and insecurity.
2012-10-18 11:27:58 AM
1 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.


meh, when your family gets insulted it's not always the natural time to be diplomatic and eloquent. sometimes a 'hey asshole' is appropriate. perhaps this guy didn't know he was being an asshole and really needed the heads up
2012-10-18 11:23:08 AM
1 votes:

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


That 50% not funny part? I'd just have her wrap her thighs around my head tight enough so I couldn't hear her. Problem solved.
2012-10-18 10:55:14 AM
1 votes:
The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.
2012-10-18 10:50:49 AM
1 votes:
I dream of having a three-way with Sarah Silverman and Aubrey Plaza. None of us would actually touch, but the scathing comments and withering looks would bring me to completion. 

i.imgur.com
2012-10-18 10:46:07 AM
1 votes:
Hey asshole: Daughter #1 is a rabbi. Not by your standards. She's reform. How dare she, a lowly woman think god wants her to be a rabbi, created from a mere rib. Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name. Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that. You don't fark with my family.


game, set, motherfarking match

/go get ya farkin' shinebox, etc.
2012-10-18 10:44:17 AM
1 votes:
If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.
2012-10-18 09:08:50 AM
1 votes:
Oh snap.
 
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