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2012-10-18 09:08:50 AM  
Oh snap.
 
2012-10-18 09:17:09 AM  
Dads are very protective of their daughters

/Dad of a daughter
 
2012-10-18 09:30:09 AM  
Is it possible both sides could shove their heads up each other's a**holes? Fark 'em, the t'ree of 'em.
 
2012-10-18 10:19:57 AM  
Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 10:39:30 AM  
Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.
 
2012-10-18 10:44:17 AM  
If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.
 
2012-10-18 10:46:07 AM  
Hey asshole: Daughter #1 is a rabbi. Not by your standards. She's reform. How dare she, a lowly woman think god wants her to be a rabbi, created from a mere rib. Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name. Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that. You don't fark with my family.


game, set, motherfarking match

/go get ya farkin' shinebox, etc.
 
2012-10-18 10:47:45 AM  
Your daughter's a whore Donald...
 
2012-10-18 10:49:23 AM  

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


Yeah, if her comedy was a bit higher level she would be incredibly hot. I still think she is hot, but I would not be able to pretend that poop jokes are funny.
 
ecl
2012-10-18 10:49:37 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-18 10:50:49 AM  
I dream of having a three-way with Sarah Silverman and Aubrey Plaza. None of us would actually touch, but the scathing comments and withering looks would bring me to completion. 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 10:51:52 AM  
Just this : EPIC!
 
2012-10-18 10:52:27 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
2.bp.blogspot.com

And for Rabbi Schmuck:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 10:53:30 AM  

brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.


zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.
 
2012-10-18 10:55:14 AM  
The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.
 
2012-10-18 10:59:32 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


Now come up with nudes of her sister Laura and we'll talk.
 
2012-10-18 11:00:35 AM  
I think her sister is hotter.
 
2012-10-18 11:02:06 AM  

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


Watch her appearance on the League. Instant 22 minute boner
 
2012-10-18 11:03:46 AM  
Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.
 
2012-10-18 11:05:37 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


Like the angry fist of Allah. I would (and could ) wreck that.
 
2012-10-18 11:14:49 AM  
She's 42? Damn.
 
2012-10-18 11:23:08 AM  

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


That 50% not funny part? I'd just have her wrap her thighs around my head tight enough so I couldn't hear her. Problem solved.
 
2012-10-18 11:27:58 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.


meh, when your family gets insulted it's not always the natural time to be diplomatic and eloquent. sometimes a 'hey asshole' is appropriate. perhaps this guy didn't know he was being an asshole and really needed the heads up
 
2012-10-18 11:28:34 AM  

rickythepenguin: game, set, motherfarking match

/go get ya farkin' shinebox, etc.


I don't like to talk about Jews getting burned, but that rabbi just got his. Yowzers.
 
2012-10-18 11:39:20 AM  
She does a full frontal scene in a movie with Michelle Williams, you know....
 
2012-10-18 11:45:39 AM  

IrateShadow: She's 42? Damn.


I know. That girl is well-preserved. She still looks like she did when she was 25.

I think she's super-sexy, and super-funny. I don't understand all the hate for her around here. "The Sarah Silverman Program" was probably the best sitcom of the past 15 years. Well, the first 2 seasons, anyway.

I will admit that she seems like she would be hard to deal with on a regular basis. I've listened to/read a few interviews with her, and she's a weird combination of sweetness, nihilisism, cockiness and insecurity.
 
2012-10-18 11:47:35 AM  
Yeah, I wouldn't piss her off in person either. I'm sure she's perfected ripping eyeballs out.
 
2012-10-18 11:51:00 AM  
Although I enjoyed it greatly, I really wish she would have done the nudity with her normal body weight and grooming.
 
2012-10-18 11:52:17 AM  

realmolo: and she's a weird combination of sweetness, nihilisism, cockiness and insecurity.


That pretty much describes every woman I've ever fallen for.
 
2012-10-18 11:56:34 AM  
That
Was
Sooooooo
Great!
 
2012-10-18 12:03:38 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Oh snap.


This.

brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.


That...but get in line with the rest of 'em.

Tsar_Bomba1: Your daughter's a whore Donald...


Hey look, it's Studman69's new alt~!
 
2012-10-18 12:07:17 PM  
 
2012-10-18 12:08:00 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing.


If you're looking to engage a differing viewpoint in a fruitful discussion, or some other attempt to actually change minds, sure. Sounded like her Dad was fully intending to go for a dismissive yet brute "F*ck off" and nothing more.
 
2012-10-18 12:23:37 PM  

Killer Cars: Barricaded Gunman: It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing.

If you're looking to engage a differing viewpoint in a fruitful discussion, or some other attempt to actually change minds, sure. Sounded like her Dad was fully intending to go for a dismissive yet brute "F*ck off" and nothing more.


Did either of you mention that chachi88 would like to penis her?

/I thought not
 
2012-10-18 12:40:09 PM  
Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name.

imageshack.us]
 
2012-10-18 12:44:06 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


Bookmarked for what better be whacking material later.
 
2012-10-18 12:50:55 PM  

douchebag/hater: The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.


Yeah, not a bright, beautiful beacon of humanity like yourself!
 
2012-10-18 12:57:21 PM  
Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.
 
2012-10-18 01:05:28 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


CSB.

/not really
 
2012-10-18 01:06:17 PM  
 
2012-10-18 01:10:22 PM  
Well, sure he sticks up for her. They're both JOOOOOOOS!
 
2012-10-18 01:15:53 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111
 
2012-10-18 01:22:12 PM  
She does seem like a miserable human being.
 
2012-10-18 01:23:56 PM  
HERO tag, indeed.

I'll buy that man a drink.

But I'd like to ply her with booze, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-18 01:24:41 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really


A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...
 
2012-10-18 01:28:14 PM  

InmanRoshi: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111


No, I'm with him, it's super-annoying. It would be one thing if they just naturally had filthy minds and enjoyed good potty humor. But it's another thing entirely when they try to make it their entire personality. I knew chicks that were like that, too. One of them would, as often as possible, start every conversation with a loud belch, and then insist on talking about how big of a shiat she took last night/earlier. She often laments on Facebook now about how men don't find her attractive. Can't imagine why. And no, I my personal friends don't just sit there all day long cutting farts and waving them at people or talk about how big and smelly their shiats are. We're not the most mature people in the world, but we don't go out of our way to be the most immature people in the world, either.

/Sarah Silverman sucks, but I'd LOVE to spend the night between those thighs
//hot as hell
 
2012-10-18 01:28:35 PM  

IrateShadow: She's 42? Damn.


This. She looks fantastic full stop, let alone for 42.

/I agree with the 50% funny/unfunny split with her comedy, though
//it doesn't correlate at all to how vulgar or immature it is, either
 
2012-10-18 01:30:36 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I dream of having a three-way with Sarah Silverman and Aubrey Plaza. None of us would actually touch, but the scathing comments and withering looks would bring me to completion. 


She needs to do some naughty movies. ASAP.
 
2012-10-18 01:33:09 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...


i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 01:38:34 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-18 01:39:06 PM  
Well I for one would not mind having sex with her.

/if you know what I mean and I think that you do 
//she could be as noisy and raunchy as she wanted
 
2012-10-18 01:43:02 PM  

Gunny Highway: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...


You're lucky her forgot his tabi boots, otherwise you'd be on the receiving of his wicked gymkata somersault kick.
 
2012-10-18 01:47:46 PM  

InmanRoshi: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111


My patience with that from men is limited, too. It would be fair to say that I don't exactly have a wide circle of friends, and never have. Nor do I have a large collection of comedy albums, for some reason.
 
2012-10-18 01:49:19 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...



You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.
 
2012-10-18 01:52:29 PM  

downtownkid: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.


I'm sorry, I'm lost. Who's the attention whore here again?
 
2012-10-18 02:14:33 PM  
So he called the rabbi an asshole and took a few Fark-Atheist-Brigade-approved shots at religion. Sounds rather petty, actually. Then the rabbi shoots back an equally-petty rebuttal at the guy, and then the father gives a holier-than-thou rant about his rabbi daughter (who, going by his own statement, follows a "false god" and should "check [her] wonderful bible and learn about [her] cruel god from a book [she] believes in literally"-apparently he didn't think his cunning logic all the way through).

Also, what Donald Silverman forgets is that Sarah opened herself up to criticism like this when she decided she wanted to be a celebrity and use her fame to push for an agenda she supports, so his whole "don't fark with my family" is ill-conceived.

Both of them are acting like assholes - bad use of the HERO tag, subby.
 
2012-10-18 02:23:00 PM  
That is one Jewish woman I would not mind severely disappointing in the sack...


/she looks like fun in bed
//probably a really hairy bush though
///not a fan on the cabbage patch
 
2012-10-18 02:24:19 PM  

lordargent: 25-vaguely-inappropriate-pictures-of-sarah-silverman 

All time favorite (i like legs)
[cdn2.holytaco.com image 350x727]


Jew verision of Jenny McCarthy
 
2012-10-18 02:30:36 PM  

doczoidberg: She does a full frontal scene in a movie with Michelle Williams, you know....


She shouldn't have. My imagination was way better.
 
2012-10-18 02:34:18 PM  
Nothing but respect for a man who defends his family. It's just too bad he can't be funny for her.
 
2012-10-18 02:50:45 PM  
Gaw DAMN she's ugly

/inside and out
 
2012-10-18 02:55:58 PM  
so what was that thing haters gonna do?
 
2012-10-18 03:28:30 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Dads are very protective of their daughters

/Dad of a daughter


Came to say this.
 
2012-10-18 03:38:15 PM  

MessyDwarf: i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.

Now come up with nudes of her sister Laura and we'll talk.


I've loved her ever since her work on Dr Katz.
 
2012-10-18 03:46:41 PM  
Dear Donald Silverman: Your daughter is not funny.
 
2012-10-18 03:47:31 PM  
Rosenblatt

/thats the name alright
 
2012-10-18 04:17:21 PM  

InmanRoshi: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111


Actually, podcaster Scott Johnson makes a lot of bathroom jokes and it really gets old fast. The rest of his stuff is good and he seems like a good guy, so I put up with it, but I hate it when he tries to be funny.

It just seems like the lowest possible hanging comedy fruit.
 
2012-10-18 04:22:26 PM  
Apparently, she smells like a Peach Tree ...

/watch her first appearance on the new Conan show, if you don't believe me
 
2012-10-18 04:35:37 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.


Brevity is the soul of wit a father's rage.
 
2012-10-18 04:37:23 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: /Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


cdn4.blogs.babble.com
Not a fan of her comedy, either. Tried the show, tried the standup. Just, ergh.
 
2012-10-18 05:06:25 PM  

scalpod: downtownkid: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.

I'm sorry, I'm lost. Who's the attention whore here again?


Did I use the term AW anywhere? Although I suppose it doesn't really need to be said about any onstage or on camera entertainment industry figure. "Hey! Look at me! Look at me! Loo..." is part of the job description. And you're half right. I don't want to fark people that have a pattern of insisting on hosting loud parties at 3AM on work nights. I want to dangle them out a window by their heels. The girl really did show signs of irritation when I always had something better to do than hang out with her. There was no deal to close, though. Not even with your dick. I'm certainly guilty of a lack of concision, however, and I'm still doing it. You're certainly right about that. The Jewish Jenny McCarthy covered Sarah Silverman nicely, but I didn't think of it, someone else did. Such is life... Time to exit the thread.
 
2012-10-18 06:41:10 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Barricaded Gunman: Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.

meh, when your family gets insulted it's not always the natural time to be diplomatic and eloquent. sometimes a 'hey asshole' is appropriate. perhaps this guy didn't know he was being an asshole and really needed the heads up


That's a big part of it, but I'd also like to think some of his reaction is just anger at the presumption of it all. Most Jews, particularly outside of Israel, are reform or secular. Most Jews don't have any problem with modernity; instead, they're really proud of how much they contributed to building it. Yet the orthodox, on the strength of a caste system that hasn't been extant since the Roman Empire was a going concern, think they've got a right to stand around -shirking their civic responsibilities- and tell every other Jew in the world they ought to live like it's 1853 and they're in some Polish shtetl. I'd imagine tolerating that bs gets pretty damn tiring, and I'd imagine the temptation to haul-off when one of those schmucks decides to bring it to your doorstep must be pretty powerful.
 
2012-10-18 06:52:04 PM  
Wow, I haven't seen a jew get burned that bad since hey where y'all goin'? Is it somethin' I said?
 
2012-10-18 11:16:22 PM  
Gai kakhen afenyam!
 
2012-10-19 12:08:04 AM  

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.
 
2012-10-19 12:13:57 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Oh Oy snap.


FTFY
 
2012-10-19 01:52:37 AM  
So did she really bang everyone in Hollywood to get to the top? Not sure if that is just some wild rumor...?
 
2012-10-19 02:37:32 AM  

KrispyKritter: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.


I'm glad that you feel the need to tell us you have no problem 2nd degree murdering people who are bad at comedy. That doesn't scream AW-sociopath-typing-on-the-internet, at all.
 
2012-10-19 08:38:33 AM  

bob_ross: So did she really bang everyone in Hollywood to get to the top? Not sure if that is just some wild rumor...?


That would be Chelsea Handler.
 
2012-10-19 09:54:36 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.


No experience with the Greeks but I have no idea where you got that misconception that it is hard to bang Jewish girls. Sarah Silverman sucks but I would bang the hell out of her, given the chance...
 
2012-10-19 10:08:27 AM  

Heron: That's a big part of it, but I'd also like to think some of his reaction is just anger at the presumption of it all. Most Jews, particularly outside of Israel, are reform or secular. Most Jews don't have any problem with modernity; instead, they're really proud of how much they contributed to building it. Yet the orthodox, on the strength of a caste system that hasn't been extant since the Roman Empire was a going concern, think they've got a right to stand around -shirking their civic responsibilities- and tell every other Jew in the world they ought to live like it's 1853 and they're in some Polish shtetl. I'd imagine tolerating that bs gets pretty damn tiring, and I'd imagine the temptation to haul-off when one of those schmucks decides to bring it to your doorstep must be pretty powerful.


If every Jew converted to Orthodox and started living that life style, how long until there would be no Jews, period? Unless they moved to the middle of America or Australia where they could hide....
 
2012-10-19 05:15:47 PM  

KrispyKritter: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.


Considering that she probably sucked Jimmy No Talent Kimmel's dick at some point during their 7 years as "domestic partners" I'd have to go with "Jimmy Kimmel".
 
2012-10-19 11:22:46 PM  

lordargent: 25-vaguely-inappropriate-pictures-of-sarah-silverman 

All time favorite (i like legs)
[cdn2.holytaco.com image 350x727]


Thank you for posting my favorite pic of her.

/would disappoint her so fast
 
2012-10-20 12:39:51 AM  

KrispyKritter: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.


I can't wait for both of your Comedy Central series so I can compaire them. I found hers funny. And while I didn't love everything in "Jesus is Magic" the standup parts were solid.
 
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