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2012-10-18 01:39:06 PM
Well I for one would not mind having sex with her.

/if you know what I mean and I think that you do 
//she could be as noisy and raunchy as she wanted
 
2012-10-18 01:43:02 PM

Gunny Highway: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...


You're lucky her forgot his tabi boots, otherwise you'd be on the receiving of his wicked gymkata somersault kick.
 
2012-10-18 01:47:46 PM

InmanRoshi: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111


My patience with that from men is limited, too. It would be fair to say that I don't exactly have a wide circle of friends, and never have. Nor do I have a large collection of comedy albums, for some reason.
 
2012-10-18 01:49:19 PM

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...



You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.
 
2012-10-18 01:52:29 PM

downtownkid: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.


I'm sorry, I'm lost. Who's the attention whore here again?
 
2012-10-18 02:14:33 PM
So he called the rabbi an asshole and took a few Fark-Atheist-Brigade-approved shots at religion. Sounds rather petty, actually. Then the rabbi shoots back an equally-petty rebuttal at the guy, and then the father gives a holier-than-thou rant about his rabbi daughter (who, going by his own statement, follows a "false god" and should "check [her] wonderful bible and learn about [her] cruel god from a book [she] believes in literally"-apparently he didn't think his cunning logic all the way through).

Also, what Donald Silverman forgets is that Sarah opened herself up to criticism like this when she decided she wanted to be a celebrity and use her fame to push for an agenda she supports, so his whole "don't fark with my family" is ill-conceived.

Both of them are acting like assholes - bad use of the HERO tag, subby.
 
2012-10-18 02:23:00 PM
That is one Jewish woman I would not mind severely disappointing in the sack...


/she looks like fun in bed
//probably a really hairy bush though
///not a fan on the cabbage patch
 
2012-10-18 02:24:19 PM

lordargent: 25-vaguely-inappropriate-pictures-of-sarah-silverman 

All time favorite (i like legs)
[cdn2.holytaco.com image 350x727]


Jew verision of Jenny McCarthy
 
2012-10-18 02:30:36 PM

doczoidberg: She does a full frontal scene in a movie with Michelle Williams, you know....


She shouldn't have. My imagination was way better.
 
2012-10-18 02:34:18 PM
Nothing but respect for a man who defends his family. It's just too bad he can't be funny for her.
 
2012-10-18 02:50:45 PM
Gaw DAMN she's ugly

/inside and out
 
2012-10-18 02:55:58 PM
so what was that thing haters gonna do?
 
2012-10-18 03:28:30 PM

Krymson Tyde: Dads are very protective of their daughters

/Dad of a daughter


Came to say this.
 
2012-10-18 03:38:15 PM

MessyDwarf: i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.

Now come up with nudes of her sister Laura and we'll talk.


I've loved her ever since her work on Dr Katz.
 
2012-10-18 03:46:41 PM
Dear Donald Silverman: Your daughter is not funny.
 
2012-10-18 03:47:31 PM
Rosenblatt

/thats the name alright
 
2012-10-18 04:17:21 PM

InmanRoshi: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111


Actually, podcaster Scott Johnson makes a lot of bathroom jokes and it really gets old fast. The rest of his stuff is good and he seems like a good guy, so I put up with it, but I hate it when he tries to be funny.

It just seems like the lowest possible hanging comedy fruit.
 
2012-10-18 04:22:26 PM
Apparently, she smells like a Peach Tree ...

/watch her first appearance on the new Conan show, if you don't believe me
 
2012-10-18 04:35:37 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.


Brevity is the soul of wit a father's rage.
 
2012-10-18 04:37:23 PM

i upped my meds-up yours: /Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


cdn4.blogs.babble.com
Not a fan of her comedy, either. Tried the show, tried the standup. Just, ergh.
 
2012-10-18 05:06:25 PM

scalpod: downtownkid: forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...

You wasted a whole lot of words when you could have just told us that you wanted to hit it but couldn't close the deal.

I'm sorry, I'm lost. Who's the attention whore here again?


Did I use the term AW anywhere? Although I suppose it doesn't really need to be said about any onstage or on camera entertainment industry figure. "Hey! Look at me! Look at me! Loo..." is part of the job description. And you're half right. I don't want to fark people that have a pattern of insisting on hosting loud parties at 3AM on work nights. I want to dangle them out a window by their heels. The girl really did show signs of irritation when I always had something better to do than hang out with her. There was no deal to close, though. Not even with your dick. I'm certainly guilty of a lack of concision, however, and I'm still doing it. You're certainly right about that. The Jewish Jenny McCarthy covered Sarah Silverman nicely, but I didn't think of it, someone else did. Such is life... Time to exit the thread.
 
2012-10-18 06:41:10 PM

pute kisses like a man: Barricaded Gunman: Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.

meh, when your family gets insulted it's not always the natural time to be diplomatic and eloquent. sometimes a 'hey asshole' is appropriate. perhaps this guy didn't know he was being an asshole and really needed the heads up


That's a big part of it, but I'd also like to think some of his reaction is just anger at the presumption of it all. Most Jews, particularly outside of Israel, are reform or secular. Most Jews don't have any problem with modernity; instead, they're really proud of how much they contributed to building it. Yet the orthodox, on the strength of a caste system that hasn't been extant since the Roman Empire was a going concern, think they've got a right to stand around -shirking their civic responsibilities- and tell every other Jew in the world they ought to live like it's 1853 and they're in some Polish shtetl. I'd imagine tolerating that bs gets pretty damn tiring, and I'd imagine the temptation to haul-off when one of those schmucks decides to bring it to your doorstep must be pretty powerful.
 
2012-10-18 06:52:04 PM
Wow, I haven't seen a jew get burned that bad since hey where y'all goin'? Is it somethin' I said?
 
2012-10-18 11:16:22 PM
Gai kakhen afenyam!
 
2012-10-19 12:08:04 AM

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.
 
2012-10-19 12:13:57 AM

ThatGuyGreg: Oh Oy snap.


FTFY
 
2012-10-19 01:52:37 AM
So did she really bang everyone in Hollywood to get to the top? Not sure if that is just some wild rumor...?
 
2012-10-19 02:37:32 AM

KrispyKritter: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.


I'm glad that you feel the need to tell us you have no problem 2nd degree murdering people who are bad at comedy. That doesn't scream AW-sociopath-typing-on-the-internet, at all.
 
2012-10-19 08:38:33 AM

bob_ross: So did she really bang everyone in Hollywood to get to the top? Not sure if that is just some wild rumor...?


That would be Chelsea Handler.
 
2012-10-19 09:54:36 AM

i upped my meds-up yours: Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.


No experience with the Greeks but I have no idea where you got that misconception that it is hard to bang Jewish girls. Sarah Silverman sucks but I would bang the hell out of her, given the chance...
 
2012-10-19 10:08:27 AM

Heron: That's a big part of it, but I'd also like to think some of his reaction is just anger at the presumption of it all. Most Jews, particularly outside of Israel, are reform or secular. Most Jews don't have any problem with modernity; instead, they're really proud of how much they contributed to building it. Yet the orthodox, on the strength of a caste system that hasn't been extant since the Roman Empire was a going concern, think they've got a right to stand around -shirking their civic responsibilities- and tell every other Jew in the world they ought to live like it's 1853 and they're in some Polish shtetl. I'd imagine tolerating that bs gets pretty damn tiring, and I'd imagine the temptation to haul-off when one of those schmucks decides to bring it to your doorstep must be pretty powerful.


If every Jew converted to Orthodox and started living that life style, how long until there would be no Jews, period? Unless they moved to the middle of America or Australia where they could hide....
 
2012-10-19 05:15:47 PM

KrispyKritter: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.


Considering that she probably sucked Jimmy No Talent Kimmel's dick at some point during their 7 years as "domestic partners" I'd have to go with "Jimmy Kimmel".
 
2012-10-19 11:22:46 PM

lordargent: 25-vaguely-inappropriate-pictures-of-sarah-silverman 

All time favorite (i like legs)
[cdn2.holytaco.com image 350x727]


Thank you for posting my favorite pic of her.

/would disappoint her so fast
 
2012-10-20 12:39:51 AM

KrispyKritter: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

you're close, but i wouldn't be that kind. Silverman is a disgusting bag of peuk with minimal talent and no self respect. i can't imagine how much dic she has had to suck to attain what little position she has. she is the female version of Jimmy No Talent Kimmel. if they were crossing the road i wouldn't bother to swerve.


I can't wait for both of your Comedy Central series so I can compaire them. I found hers funny. And while I didn't love everything in "Jesus is Magic" the standup parts were solid.
 
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