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2012-10-18 09:08:50 AM  
Oh snap.
 
2012-10-18 09:17:09 AM  
Dads are very protective of their daughters

/Dad of a daughter
 
2012-10-18 09:30:09 AM  
Is it possible both sides could shove their heads up each other's a**holes? Fark 'em, the t'ree of 'em.
 
2012-10-18 10:19:57 AM  
Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that.

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2012-10-18 10:39:30 AM  
Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.
 
2012-10-18 10:44:17 AM  
If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.
 
2012-10-18 10:46:07 AM  
Hey asshole: Daughter #1 is a rabbi. Not by your standards. She's reform. How dare she, a lowly woman think god wants her to be a rabbi, created from a mere rib. Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name. Oldest granddaughter is serving in the Israel Defense Forces. I'm sure you also served.Oh I forgot the orthodox don't do that. You don't fark with my family.


game, set, motherfarking match

/go get ya farkin' shinebox, etc.
 
2012-10-18 10:47:45 AM  
Your daughter's a whore Donald...
 
2012-10-18 10:49:23 AM  

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


Yeah, if her comedy was a bit higher level she would be incredibly hot. I still think she is hot, but I would not be able to pretend that poop jokes are funny.
 
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2012-10-18 10:49:37 AM  
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2012-10-18 10:50:49 AM  
I dream of having a three-way with Sarah Silverman and Aubrey Plaza. None of us would actually touch, but the scathing comments and withering looks would bring me to completion. 

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-18 10:51:52 AM  
Just this : EPIC!
 
2012-10-18 10:52:27 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
2.bp.blogspot.com

And for Rabbi Schmuck:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 10:53:30 AM  

brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.


zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.
 
2012-10-18 10:55:14 AM  
The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.
 
2012-10-18 10:59:32 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


Now come up with nudes of her sister Laura and we'll talk.
 
2012-10-18 11:00:35 AM  
I think her sister is hotter.
 
2012-10-18 11:02:06 AM  

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


Watch her appearance on the League. Instant 22 minute boner
 
2012-10-18 11:03:46 AM  
Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.
 
2012-10-18 11:05:37 AM  

i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


Like the angry fist of Allah. I would (and could ) wreck that.
 
2012-10-18 11:14:49 AM  
She's 42? Damn.
 
2012-10-18 11:23:08 AM  

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.


That 50% not funny part? I'd just have her wrap her thighs around my head tight enough so I couldn't hear her. Problem solved.
 
2012-10-18 11:27:58 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Like much of Sarah's material, dad's letter would have been better with a bit of editing. It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing. Apparently the whole "outrageous = powerful" idea is genetic.


meh, when your family gets insulted it's not always the natural time to be diplomatic and eloquent. sometimes a 'hey asshole' is appropriate. perhaps this guy didn't know he was being an asshole and really needed the heads up
 
2012-10-18 11:28:34 AM  

rickythepenguin: game, set, motherfarking match

/go get ya farkin' shinebox, etc.


I don't like to talk about Jews getting burned, but that rabbi just got his. Yowzers.
 
2012-10-18 11:39:20 AM  
She does a full frontal scene in a movie with Michelle Williams, you know....
 
2012-10-18 11:45:39 AM  

IrateShadow: She's 42? Damn.


I know. That girl is well-preserved. She still looks like she did when she was 25.

I think she's super-sexy, and super-funny. I don't understand all the hate for her around here. "The Sarah Silverman Program" was probably the best sitcom of the past 15 years. Well, the first 2 seasons, anyway.

I will admit that she seems like she would be hard to deal with on a regular basis. I've listened to/read a few interviews with her, and she's a weird combination of sweetness, nihilisism, cockiness and insecurity.
 
2012-10-18 11:47:35 AM  
Yeah, I wouldn't piss her off in person either. I'm sure she's perfected ripping eyeballs out.
 
2012-10-18 11:51:00 AM  
Although I enjoyed it greatly, I really wish she would have done the nudity with her normal body weight and grooming.
 
2012-10-18 11:52:17 AM  

realmolo: and she's a weird combination of sweetness, nihilisism, cockiness and insecurity.


That pretty much describes every woman I've ever fallen for.
 
2012-10-18 11:56:34 AM  
That
Was
Sooooooo
Great!
 
2012-10-18 12:03:38 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: Oh snap.


This.

brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.


That...but get in line with the rest of 'em.

Tsar_Bomba1: Your daughter's a whore Donald...


Hey look, it's Studman69's new alt~!
 
2012-10-18 12:07:17 PM  
 
2012-10-18 12:08:00 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing.


If you're looking to engage a differing viewpoint in a fruitful discussion, or some other attempt to actually change minds, sure. Sounded like her Dad was fully intending to go for a dismissive yet brute "F*ck off" and nothing more.
 
2012-10-18 12:23:37 PM  

Killer Cars: Barricaded Gunman: It would have been infinitely more effective without resorting to "Hey asshole" as an opening, and "don't f#ck with my family" as a closing.

If you're looking to engage a differing viewpoint in a fruitful discussion, or some other attempt to actually change minds, sure. Sounded like her Dad was fully intending to go for a dismissive yet brute "F*ck off" and nothing more.


Did either of you mention that chachi88 would like to penis her?

/I thought not
 
2012-10-18 12:40:09 PM  
Her hubby, three times nominated for a nobel peace prize was listed by the Jerusalem Post as the 49th most influential jew in the world built the worlds largest solar field in israel. By the way, Sarah was also on the list. I missed your name.

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2012-10-18 12:44:06 PM  

i upped my meds-up yours: brap: Mr. Silverman, I have come to ask for your permission to be your daughters Goy Toy.

zarberg: If it wasn't for the fact that I find about 50% of her stuff just not really funny, she'd be the sexiest woman on the planet.

Don't get me wrong, she's a riot some of the time, but a lot of her stuff is just kinda like ... yeah. Just plain old not funny.

/has a thing for those dark-haired Jewesses.

Me too. They're a highly protected resource, however. Only Greek women are harder to score with.

/Both of you should go here. (NSFW) Thank me later.


Bookmarked for what better be whacking material later.
 
2012-10-18 12:50:55 PM  

douchebag/hater: The rabbi, dad and Sarah are all schmucks.


Yeah, not a bright, beautiful beacon of humanity like yourself!
 
2012-10-18 12:57:21 PM  
Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.
 
2012-10-18 01:05:28 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


CSB.

/not really
 
2012-10-18 01:06:17 PM  
 
2012-10-18 01:10:22 PM  
Well, sure he sticks up for her. They're both JOOOOOOOS!
 
2012-10-18 01:15:53 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.


You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111
 
2012-10-18 01:22:12 PM  
She does seem like a miserable human being.
 
2012-10-18 01:23:56 PM  
HERO tag, indeed.

I'll buy that man a drink.

But I'd like to ply her with booze, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-18 01:24:41 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really


A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...
 
2012-10-18 01:28:14 PM  

InmanRoshi: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

You probably hung out with a lot of guys who were stupid and vulgar and immature and never beat an eyelash. In fact, that probably describes most of your buddies. But when a female does it ... HURRRRRRRRRRRRR A PERSON WITH A VAJAYJAY ISN"T ACTING IN A WAY I APPROVE OF!!!11111


No, I'm with him, it's super-annoying. It would be one thing if they just naturally had filthy minds and enjoyed good potty humor. But it's another thing entirely when they try to make it their entire personality. I knew chicks that were like that, too. One of them would, as often as possible, start every conversation with a loud belch, and then insist on talking about how big of a shiat she took last night/earlier. She often laments on Facebook now about how men don't find her attractive. Can't imagine why. And no, I my personal friends don't just sit there all day long cutting farts and waving them at people or talk about how big and smelly their shiats are. We're not the most mature people in the world, but we don't go out of our way to be the most immature people in the world, either.

/Sarah Silverman sucks, but I'd LOVE to spend the night between those thighs
//hot as hell
 
2012-10-18 01:28:35 PM  

IrateShadow: She's 42? Damn.


This. She looks fantastic full stop, let alone for 42.

/I agree with the 50% funny/unfunny split with her comedy, though
//it doesn't correlate at all to how vulgar or immature it is, either
 
2012-10-18 01:30:36 PM  

Wellon Dowd: I dream of having a three-way with Sarah Silverman and Aubrey Plaza. None of us would actually touch, but the scathing comments and withering looks would bring me to completion. 


She needs to do some naughty movies. ASAP.
 
2012-10-18 01:33:09 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...


i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 01:38:34 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: The My Little Pony Killer: forgotmydamnusername: Sarah Silverman isn't funny. Several years ago, I lived next door to a young JAP that kind of reminded me of SS in both looks and mannerisms. Same "I'm going to be overly vulgar, and stupid, and immature, but you'll let me get away with it because I'm hot and do a bunch of cutesy shiat while I'm behaving like that" thing going on. Puke.

CSB.

/not really

A slightly cooler, (or probably not) story is when I passed on dating that neighbor, because I found her a bit too annoying and alcoholic. She took to having loud sex with the guy who became her boyfriend, with her bedroom window open. Simple exhibitionism or was there a message? Who gives a fark. Also, what I wrote in the other post was backwards, I think. I guess that the issue is Silverman reminds me of the former girl next door, as she moved in at least a year before I ever saw Sarah Silverman perform. Now, if she'd only take the rabbi's advise, so I would be spared the effort of pushing a button on the remote, every time she appears on my TV screen...


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