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(NFL)   Here in Bizarro World, the NFC West is now highly competitive, and overall the best in the league. Who will come out of Thursday Night Football leading the division: the San Francisco 49ers or the Seattle Seahawks? Find out at 8:20 PM on NFL Network   (nfl.com) divider line 841
    More: Interesting, NFC West, Seahawks, Thursday Night Football, San Francisco 49ers, NFL Network  
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2012-10-18 10:20:57 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: That is not the Seattle way grasshopper. Not tonight. They may have been jinxed upthread

Was it me? Did I do it? I hope it was me.


You cant Jinx a team you are rooting against! That is not in the Jinx rules!
 
2012-10-18 10:21:00 PM

nvmac: Linkster: Sob sob sob, don't you talk about my dropped balls!

/slinks into dark corner

There there. (Pats head)



There there. (Pats head)

There there. (Pats head)


/feel better?


"Go Away, Baitin'!!
 
2012-10-18 10:21:06 PM

Sargun: eddievercetti: We need to spice up these punts



Have another.


She's cute. I bet she had cute, perky little tits before the boob job.
 
2012-10-18 10:21:14 PM
mycock is a knob gobbler.
 
2012-10-18 10:22:03 PM

uknowzit: mycock is a knob gobbler.


DRINK!
 
2012-10-18 10:22:09 PM

uknowzit: mycock is a knob gobbler.


Sounds dirty.
 
2012-10-18 10:22:15 PM
OMG A FIRST DOWN IN THE RED ZONE!
 
2012-10-18 10:22:18 PM
From the headline---the NFC West is now highly competitive, and overall the best in the league.

subby, you have your head up your ass are incorrect. Every team in the AFC East is 3-3.
 
2012-10-18 10:22:19 PM
a fiver they settle for a FG attempt
 
2012-10-18 10:23:28 PM
Aww that was a TD.
 
2012-10-18 10:23:40 PM
um, TD!
 
2012-10-18 10:23:41 PM

John Buck 41: From the headline---the NFC West is now highly competitive, and overall the best in the league.

subby, you have your head up your ass are incorrect. Every team in the AFC East is 3-3.


And every team in the NFC West is at least 3-3.
 
2012-10-18 10:23:45 PM

mikaloyd: You cant Jinx a team you are rooting against! That is not in the Jinx rules!


What about a hex? Could I try a hex?

Hey, Bunny, you got any extra toad-juice you can spare? Maybe the hair of a baby warthog's underbelly?

WOOT 9ers TD!
 
2012-10-18 10:23:48 PM
Touchdown 49ers? This cannot possibly be.
 
2012-10-18 10:23:52 PM

uknowzit: a fiver they settle for a FG attempt


oops
 
2012-10-18 10:24:19 PM
The touchdown drought is over in candlestick
 
2012-10-18 10:24:22 PM
THE RULING ON THE FIELD IS A TOUCHDOWN.
 
2012-10-18 10:24:27 PM

Bunny Deville: Sargun: eddievercetti: We need to spice up these punts



Have another.

She's cute. I bet she had cute, perky little tits before the boob job.


Yeah. I can't really find any good pics without modifications, so I found someone with as much plastic as possible

cdn2.sbnation.com
 
2012-10-18 10:24:40 PM

Bunny Deville: mjg: Bunny Deville: I hope there are this many punts in the Vikings game next week.



This one's for you BunnyDeville

I love him for his MIND

/and maybe his hot, hot body


This. :D He's extremely attractive, yes, but add the whole smart/nerdy/thoughtful/funny vibe and the attractiveness reaches quite ridiculous heights. ;)

/now if you'll excuse me, between this and Di's Facebook link, I'll be in my bunk for a while :P
 
2012-10-18 10:24:41 PM
OMG TOUCHDOWN!!,!,!,!,!q,q,"/$!",sucks hide!,!,!,!jdjdjd

/sucks hide?
//my iPad has a mind of it's own
 
2012-10-18 10:24:47 PM
The end zone? You're allowed to go that far? I never knew.

10-6 Grizzled Prospectors.
 
2012-10-18 10:24:53 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You cant Jinx a team you are rooting against! That is not in the Jinx rules!

What about a hex? Could I try a hex?

Hey, Bunny, you got any extra toad-juice you can spare? Maybe the hair of a baby warthog's underbelly?

WOOT 9ers TD!


why 49ers this game, seeing as there was a bit of a D 49er rivalry in the 90s
 
2012-10-18 10:25:11 PM
FINALLY TD Niners!
 
2012-10-18 10:25:18 PM
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG A TD! Thank you!
 
2012-10-18 10:25:37 PM

Di Atribe: WOOT 9ers TD!


I hope your cat gets fleas. fleas that can jump 6 feet. into your hair.
 
2012-10-18 10:25:43 PM
Where did that Purple Pointy hat go........
 
2012-10-18 10:26:32 PM
TOUCHDOWN NINERS

newshour.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-18 10:27:23 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FI... aw.
 
2012-10-18 10:27:32 PM

Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You cant Jinx a team you are rooting against! That is not in the Jinx rules!

What about a hex? Could I try a hex?

Hey, Bunny, you got any extra toad-juice you can spare? Maybe the hair of a baby warthog's underbelly?

WOOT 9ers TD!


Let me root through my cauldron and see what I come up with. Maybe I can use my wand (willow, fourteen inches, dragon heartstring, quite springy).
 
2012-10-18 10:28:50 PM
niners should have signed Manning. they would win the SB.
 
2012-10-18 10:28:52 PM

farbekrieg: why 49ers this game, seeing as there was a bit of a D 49er rivalry in the 90s


That is true. However, nobody on those teams are still playing, so it's kinda tough to still be mad about anything that happened back then. I dunno, I'm kinda about living in the now. And right now, I hate the Seahawks & everything associated with them, except Mr. okelly, who appears to have disappeared from the thread.
 
2012-10-18 10:29:46 PM

nvmac: OMG A FIRST DOWN IN THE RED ZONE!


So fumble, fg or int?
 
2012-10-18 10:29:46 PM
What are we going to do without Ray Lewis? No more Ray Lewis killed a man comments...
 
2012-10-18 10:30:16 PM

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You cant Jinx a team you are rooting against! That is not in the Jinx rules!

What about a hex? Could I try a hex?

Hey, Bunny, you got any extra toad-juice you can spare? Maybe the hair of a baby warthog's underbelly?

WOOT 9ers TD!

Let me root through my cauldron and see what I come up with. Maybe I can use my wand (willow, fourteen inches, dragon heartstring, quite springy).


That's the wrong bag, it's the one in the Chest at the foot of the bed.
 
2012-10-18 10:30:19 PM

mikaloyd: I hope your cat gets fleas. fleas that can jump 6 feet. into your hair.


My cat wouldn't like the fleas, but it'd be worth it to her to torture me. She doesn't have much success in life (she is a Cubs fan, after all), so really it's the little victories.
 
2012-10-18 10:30:26 PM
Ugh, with the under and the SF 2H, i'm now a niners fan.

Lets go Defense!
 
2012-10-18 10:30:59 PM

Linkster: Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: mikaloyd: You cant Jinx a team you are rooting against! That is not in the Jinx rules!

What about a hex? Could I try a hex?

Hey, Bunny, you got any extra toad-juice you can spare? Maybe the hair of a baby warthog's underbelly?

WOOT 9ers TD!

Let me root through my cauldron and see what I come up with. Maybe I can use my wand (willow, fourteen inches, dragon heartstring, quite springy).

That's the wrong bag, it's the one in the Chest at the foot of the bed.


No, that one has my Twinsu in it.
 
2012-10-18 10:31:14 PM

Sargun: Bunny Deville: Sargun: eddievercetti: We need to spice up these punts



Have another.

She's cute. I bet she had cute, perky little tits before the boob job.

Yeah. I can't really find any good pics without modifications, so I found someone with as much plastic as possible

[cdn2.sbnation.com image 564x777]


So that's how Sean Payton is watching the games.
 
2012-10-18 10:31:23 PM

Bunny Deville: What are we going to do without Ray Lewis? No more Ray Lewis killed a man comments...


more jokes about flacco living with his parents

or

he totally looks like bert
 
2012-10-18 10:31:32 PM

Bunny Deville: What are we going to do without Ray Lewis? No more Ray Lewis killed a man comments...


NEVER CONVICTED
 
2012-10-18 10:31:41 PM
Ok Seattle Receivers. Catch a ball tonight.
 
2012-10-18 10:31:47 PM
Mouth piece - EJECTED!
 
2012-10-18 10:31:57 PM
"the middle infielder in him?"
Do they even know what sport that refers to? Never seen a middle infielder have to elude 300 pounders.
 
2012-10-18 10:32:04 PM
DAGRONCEPTION!

No simultaneous possession this time?
 
2012-10-18 10:32:04 PM
RUSSELCEPTION
 
2012-10-18 10:32:08 PM

Bunny Deville: Let me root through my cauldron and see what I come up with. Maybe I can use my wand (willow, fourteen inches, dragon heartstring, quite springy).


You gonna need a bigger wand
 
2012-10-18 10:32:08 PM
You're welcome, Di.
 
2012-10-18 10:32:09 PM
WILSONCEPTION
 
2012-10-18 10:32:13 PM
PICKED OFF!

And Russell got wrecked on that.
 
2012-10-18 10:32:26 PM
better then a punt.
 
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