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(Impact Wrestling)   Will Jeff Hardy's Diva's Belt be returning? How could D-Von join the nWo... er, Nexus... Aces and 8s? Will The Hulkster be bringing in Tommy Rich, Tracy Smothers, Big Val, and Little Guido to search for his thermos leak? It's TNA Impact, 8PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 386
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2012-10-18 08:48:13 AM  
Am I the only one that thinks TNA is not deserving a discussion thread?

WWE BARELY deserves one, and thats only because they are top dawg.
 
2012-10-18 10:05:17 AM  
I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

i1182.photobucket.com
Eat it, haters.


Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)
 
2012-10-18 12:03:23 PM  
At last Street Theater finds a true home.
 
2012-10-18 12:09:03 PM  

2wolves: At last Street Theater finds a true home.


As has the NFL, MLB, and all other discussion threads, it looks like.

So Nyah.

/Dammit, they've all moved to Spike TV!
 
2012-10-18 01:01:39 PM  
Aces and 0.8s, please.

/Meltzer
 
2012-10-18 03:04:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: At last Street Theater finds a true home.

As has the NFL, MLB, and all other discussion threads, it looks like.

So Nyah.

/Dammit, they've all moved to Spike TV!


Even the NASCAR threads?

/must re-calibrate idol to FarkJohnson from FarkUs tab
 
2012-10-18 03:10:33 PM  

bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: At last Street Theater finds a true home.

As has the NFL, MLB, and all other discussion threads, it looks like.

So Nyah.

/Dammit, they've all moved to Spike TV!

Even the NASCAR threads?

/must re-calibrate idol to FarkJohnson from FarkUs tab


The FarkUS thread says the threads will be crossposted. So, still on Sports, and on FarkUS. Well, most will be. Drew said something about Badminton not making it to Sports.

Also, I'd like to ask... how many more weeks can I get out of the Thermos thing? Is it getting old yet? Or, is it still relevant as long as Hulk's tape is in the news? Or, has the Thermos transcended being a news item, and entered permanent pro wrestler genitalia lore, like the nigh-mythical Clenis?
 
2012-10-18 07:10:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Also, I'd like to ask... how many more weeks can I get out of the Thermos thing? Is it getting old yet? Or, is it still relevant as long as Hulk's tape is in the news? Or, has the Thermos transcended being a news item, and entered permanent pro wrestler genitalia lore, like the nigh-mythical Clenis?


The latter, Mon
 
2012-10-18 07:31:08 PM  
So, there's a promoter in New Jersey who is hyping his show next month. Among the wrestlers he claims are booked for the show: "Former WCW Star, the Legendary Mortis."

Problem is, the man who portrayed Mortis, Chris Kanyon, died two years ago.

/he's now claiming it's a "tribute wrestler" under the mask
//he's also advertising "WWE Legends The Machines"
 
2012-10-18 07:37:03 PM  

Captain Steroid: I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219]
Eat it, haters.

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)


That's a terrible intro.

let me give you a better one.

i407.photobucket.com

He is the man who is the number one Brony, he'll talk your panties off no matter how Fluttershy you are, make you marvel at the Rarity of his schlong, stick it in your Pinkie Pie, he'll Apple Jack it on your ass, Rainbow Dash for the door and leave your eyes with a Twilight Sparkle!

He is Captain "Cloppin' it like it's hot, giving it all he's got, cause that Apple Bloom is hot to trot" STEROID!
 
2012-10-18 07:38:13 PM  
Aces and 8's will all be worth it if Hardy tries to reintroduce the purple belt and they destroy it
 
2012-10-18 07:38:40 PM  
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-10-18 07:45:19 PM  
Gryphon Sil is in the impact zone
 
2012-10-18 07:51:01 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: So, there's a promoter in New Jersey who is hyping his show next month. Among the wrestlers he claims are booked for the show: "Former WCW Star, the Legendary Mortis."

Problem is, the man who portrayed Mortis, Chris Kanyon, died two years ago.

/he's now claiming it's a "tribute wrestler" under the mask
//he's also advertising "WWE Legends The Machines"


This makes me mad. Who's madder than Gunny?
 
2012-10-18 07:51:51 PM  
Big Val? You mean Big Sal E Graziano?
 
2012-10-18 07:54:12 PM  

Gunny Highway: KellyKellyKelly: So, there's a promoter in New Jersey who is hyping his show next month. Among the wrestlers he claims are booked for the show: "Former WCW Star, the Legendary Mortis."

Problem is, the man who portrayed Mortis, Chris Kanyon, died two years ago.

/he's now claiming it's a "tribute wrestler" under the mask
//he's also advertising "WWE Legends The Machines"

This makes me mad. Who's madderuh than Gunny?


Fixed.

And the promoter just claimed innocence and is now saying that the fake Mortis will not be appearing at the show. He's still hyping the fake Machines, however.

/Zombie Andre FTW
 
2012-10-18 07:55:35 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219]
Eat it, haters.

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)

That's a terrible intro.

let me give you a better one.

[i407.photobucket.com image 150x150]

He is the man who is the number one Brony, he'll talk your panties off no matter how Fluttershy you are, make you marvel at the Rarity of his schlong, stick it in your Pinkie Pie, he'll Apple Jack it on your ass, Rainbow Dash for the door and leave your eyes with a Twilight Sparkle!

He is Captain "Cloppin' it like it's hot, giving it all he's got, cause that Apple Bloom is hot to trot" STEROID!


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 07:58:28 PM  

Captain Steroid: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219]
Eat it, haters.

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)

That's a terrible intro.

let me give you a better one.

[i407.photobucket.com image 150x150]

He is the man who is the number one Brony, he'll talk your panties off no matter how Fluttershy you are, make you marvel at the Rarity of his schlong, stick it in your Pinkie Pie, he'll Apple Jack it on your ass, Rainbow Dash for the door and leave your eyes with a Twilight Sparkle!

He is Captain "Cloppin' it like it's hot, giving it all he's got, cause that Apple Bloom is hot to trot" STEROID!

i1182.photobucket.com


Shhh... No need to thank me. You're welcome.
 
2012-10-18 08:00:12 PM  
it's go time peeps!
 
2012-10-18 08:00:34 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:00:59 PM  
So they went all Mick Foley at BFG Sunday?
 
2012-10-18 08:01:52 PM  
The motorcycle gang has arrived
 
2012-10-18 08:01:53 PM  
Jeff Hardy: Best in the World.
 
2012-10-18 08:02:07 PM  
Lulz at the Hulkster fan being completely unimpressed with Jeff Hardy's win.
 
2012-10-18 08:02:10 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So they went all Mick Foley at BFG Sunday?


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:02:14 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 640x400]


This might be my favorite
 
2012-10-18 08:02:27 PM  
That music of theirs sucks
 
2012-10-18 08:02:48 PM  
This theme music is REALLY intimidating. Wow.
 
2012-10-18 08:03:22 PM  
Why do his eyes have fangs?
 
2012-10-18 08:03:47 PM  

silgryphon: That music of theirs sucks


It's like a crappier version of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive".

And that's saying something.
 
2012-10-18 08:03:58 PM  
Dvon looks like a badass now
 
2012-10-18 08:04:04 PM  
UHHHH UHHHH HE'S NOT THE LEADER PLEASE STOP BEING DISAPPOINTED
 
2012-10-18 08:04:10 PM  
lol, one of them is drinking moonshine (water) out of a mason jar.
 
2012-10-18 08:04:39 PM  
This should be interesting.
 
2012-10-18 08:04:42 PM  
Too many guys on the card again. God damn it.
 
2012-10-18 08:05:02 PM  
Yes, Taz, the guy who was part of the Dudley Boyz in ECW is acting totally out of character running with a gang of thugs who like to beat people up and intimidate them.
 
2012-10-18 08:05:03 PM  

silgryphon: Dvon looks like a badass now


I actually like the patches on the back of his vest
 
2012-10-18 08:05:37 PM  
You sold out? What, the biker gang is fronted by Billionaire Ted?
 
2012-10-18 08:05:38 PM  
So Devon is part of the nomad group. Not part of the main
 
2012-10-18 08:05:41 PM  
Can someone truly sell out in TNA? You get paid next to shiat in the first place.
 
2012-10-18 08:06:01 PM  
This is the most I've ever hear Devon talk. :P
 
2012-10-18 08:06:20 PM  
Good heel tactics, D-Von
 
2012-10-18 08:06:34 PM  
TESTIFY! *pop*
 
2012-10-18 08:06:54 PM  

silgryphon: So Devon is part of the nomad group. Not part of the main


He's Aces and Eights Black and White. The guys who get to stay at the clubhouse are Aces and Eights Wolfpack.
 
2012-10-18 08:07:16 PM  
DVon's thought process is really disjointed.
 
2012-10-18 08:07:26 PM  
Not exactly setting the world on fire. "Shut up! Shut the Hell up! You're inbred pieces of crap!"
 
2012-10-18 08:07:38 PM  
I wonder if you can get in the park just to watch this, rather than having to pay full admission?
 
2012-10-18 08:07:42 PM  

Gunny Highway: DVon's thought process is really disjointed.


He... He's been hit in the head a lot.
 
2012-10-18 08:07:54 PM  
All things considering.. This isn't a bad promo so far...
 
2012-10-18 08:08:01 PM  
WWE can't remember last week and TNA remembers stuff two freaking years ago
 
2012-10-18 08:08:13 PM  
PROTIP - Do NOT use the word "beeyotch" in your first big scary heel promo.
 
2012-10-18 08:08:49 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:09:06 PM  
Oooh, tremble in fear, GARRET BISCHOFF is comin' at ya
 
2012-10-18 08:09:17 PM  
TNA roster sure is small
 
2012-10-18 08:09:29 PM  
Hey it's me Samoa Joe! Please don't bury me again! I fat being fat and lethargic.

Hulk turn?
 
2012-10-18 08:09:30 PM  
BAH GAWD KING ACES AND EIGHTS HAS A FAMILY!!!!
 
2012-10-18 08:09:38 PM  
And Hulk's going to knock them out with a thermos, I mean, bat to the side of the head!
 
2012-10-18 08:09:43 PM  
Of course Hogan has to be the center of attention
 
2012-10-18 08:09:44 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:10:05 PM  
And there goes the heel group in fear of the ORANGE THERMOS
 
2012-10-18 08:10:06 PM  
Hogans got a bat alright
 
2012-10-18 08:11:41 PM  

robsul82: PROTIP - Do NOT use the word "beeyotch" in your first big scary heel promo.


Hahhaha. That is good.

silgryphon: WWE can't remember last week and TNA remembers stuff two freaking years ago


This year at WM.....the Deadman vs. The King of King! End of an era!
 
2012-10-18 08:12:57 PM  
So I get a free DVD when I buy my rainbow wig? Sick!
 
2012-10-18 08:13:40 PM  

Gunny Highway: So I get a free DVD when I buy my rainbow wig? Sick!


Does it also come with a free John 3:16 sign?
 
2012-10-18 08:14:08 PM  

Gunny Highway: So I get a free DVD when I buy my rainbow wig? Sick!


DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA BARGAIN!
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA AFRO!
 
2012-10-18 08:14:09 PM  
Just make a tag match
 
2012-10-18 08:14:36 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Gunny Highway: So I get a free DVD when I buy my rainbow wig? Sick!

Does it also come with a free John 3:16 sign?


And a ticket to the All Star Game!
 
2012-10-18 08:15:00 PM  
Does full access include the water slides?
 
2012-10-18 08:15:15 PM  
Uhhhhh.......wrestling matters.
 
2012-10-18 08:15:35 PM  
So wait... A bunch of guys not under contract are now forced to wrestle while abiding by the terms of their contractual deal with TNA?
 
2012-10-18 08:15:38 PM  
That match will end in a dq
 
2012-10-18 08:15:39 PM  
They won full and free access forever, but only if Hulk doesn't fire them?
 
2012-10-18 08:16:07 PM  
Devon vs Sting in the Main Event!

Um... Yay?
 
2012-10-18 08:16:33 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: So wait... A bunch of guys not under contract are now forced to wrestle while abiding by the terms of their contractual deal with TNA?


Senile Vince approves of this storyline
 
2012-10-18 08:17:01 PM  
So any ideas about the long term booking? These guys can't wear those masks forever nor do I think all of them can be on the roster.
 
2012-10-18 08:17:30 PM  
So wait, Hardy slaps Aries, doesn't give him clean breaks, kicks him in the balls, and he's the face?
 
2012-10-18 08:18:02 PM  
Creatures! I am the drug addicted John Cena of TNA!
 
2012-10-18 08:18:13 PM  
Oh good a party for Hardy. Who's got the drugs?
 
2012-10-18 08:18:16 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:18:24 PM  
*Puts on Milhouse voice* "Creatures! We did it!"
 
2012-10-18 08:19:02 PM  

silgryphon: Oh good a party for Hardy. Who's got the drugs?


Matt.
 
2012-10-18 08:20:00 PM  

Gunny Highway: silgryphon: Oh good a party for Hardy. Who's got the drugs?

Matt.


Kurt.
 
2012-10-18 08:21:49 PM  
Happier than Heather Clem in a thermos factory...
 
2012-10-18 08:22:24 PM  

Gunny Highway: silgryphon: Oh good a party for Hardy. Who's got the drugs?

Matt.


Great, now the buffet's gone.
 
2012-10-18 08:23:05 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:23:16 PM  
Hogan wants a three way

Parks!
 
2012-10-18 08:23:44 PM  
Thoughtful Asshole is Thoughtful.
 
2012-10-18 08:24:11 PM  
"Get the cameras out." If only you said that THEN, Hulkster...
 
2012-10-18 08:24:11 PM  
Hi, Christy's legs. ^_^
 
2012-10-18 08:24:19 PM  
ZACK RY-- oh. Never mind.
 
2012-10-18 08:24:35 PM  
Robbie E. Zack Ryder wannabe

I smell a squash match
 
2012-10-18 08:24:36 PM  
This gimmick still makes sense?
 
2012-10-18 08:24:55 PM  
JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! JOE! :D
 
2012-10-18 08:25:57 PM  

silgryphon: Robbie E. Zack Ryder wannabe

I smell a squash match


The are no squash matches because wrestling matters
 
2012-10-18 08:27:14 PM  
WOO!
 
2012-10-18 08:27:24 PM  
Holy hell that was a flying joe
 
2012-10-18 08:27:54 PM  
As I said in Japan, Robbie E is this generation's Disco Inferno.
 
2012-10-18 08:28:12 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com

JOE WINS!
 
2012-10-18 08:29:15 PM  
Hey, it's a TNA version of a "celebrity."
 
2012-10-18 08:29:24 PM  
WHO THE FARK ARE YOU?!! WHO THE FARK ARE YOU?!!

Oh, Jessie from Big Brother?

...

WHO THE FARK ARE YOU?!! WHO THE FARK ARE YOU?!!
 
2012-10-18 08:29:39 PM  
This is disturbing
 
2012-10-18 08:29:52 PM  
ACTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
 
2012-10-18 08:29:55 PM  

robsul82: Hey, it's a TNA version of a "celebrity."


I still don't know who the f**k this guy is. o_o'
 
2012-10-18 08:29:56 PM  
Joe is the perfect example of what I've been saying for the last couple months;
Since TNA went live, the roster has really been rejuvenated. Joe in particular. He's doin stuff we haven't seen in a couple years. He's lost weight, and has returned to being the monster he once was.
 
2012-10-18 08:30:44 PM  

Captain Steroid: robsul82: Hey, it's a TNA version of a "celebrity."

I still don't know who the f**k this guy is. o_o'


He's Jesse.

from Big Brother
 
2012-10-18 08:31:02 PM  
Shawn Stesiak? Thought he died.
 
2012-10-18 08:31:41 PM  
Tyler Perry like Ive never seen him before...in men's clothes
 
2012-10-18 08:31:58 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Captain Steroid: robsul82: Hey, it's a TNA version of a "celebrity."

I still don't know who the f**k this guy is. o_o'

He's Jesse.

from Big Brother


Who the fark watches big brother?
 
2012-10-18 08:31:58 PM  

Gunny Highway: Shawn Stesiak? Thought he died.


Nah, Meat is still alive.

Now, Bryan Adams (Crush) is dead. As is Test.
 
2012-10-18 08:32:18 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Captain Steroid: robsul82: Hey, it's a TNA version of a "celebrity."

I still don't know who the f**k this guy is. o_o'

He's Jesse.

from Big Brother


BROTHER
 
2012-10-18 08:32:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Captain Steroid: robsul82: Hey, it's a TNA version of a "celebrity."

I still don't know who the f**k this guy is. o_o'

He's Jesse.

from Big Brother


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:32:48 PM  

Gunny Highway: Shawn Stesiak? Thought he died.


Worse: He's a chiropractor. Link
 
2012-10-18 08:34:01 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Gunny Highway: Shawn Stesiak? Thought he died.

Worse: He's a chiropractor. Link


The Ultimate Warrior trained to be a Chiropractor before he became a wrestler guy who ran to the ring, blew up, did three moves, and won the match.
 
2012-10-18 08:35:11 PM  
So... Tara's trying to get her redwings thanks to Christy Hemme?
 
2012-10-18 08:35:27 PM  

cman: Am I the only one that thinks TNA is not deserving a discussion thread?

WWE BARELY deserves one, and thats only because they are top dawg.


Am I the only one who thinks cman is a douchenozzle and should go off and do something else?
 
2012-10-18 08:35:42 PM  
goddamn, i would sacrifice everything I have just for the opportunity to fail Christy Hemme in bed
 
2012-10-18 08:36:28 PM  
ODB? Fark ya!
 
2012-10-18 08:36:52 PM  
Uh oh Eric Young and ODB having problems
 
2012-10-18 08:36:55 PM  
ODB got her spray tan done when she was wearing more than she is now.
 
2012-10-18 08:37:07 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Gunny Highway: Shawn Stesiak? Thought he died.

Worse: He's a chiropractor. Link


Wow. I am shocked he isn't dead, I have been lyimgnto myself for years.

EY: Best in the World
 
2012-10-18 08:37:16 PM  
Tara vs ODB!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:37:46 PM  
ODB has the same phone I do!
 
2012-10-18 08:38:27 PM  
THESE ARE MY GIRLFRIENDS
 
2012-10-18 08:38:27 PM  
So... Big Brother guy is gay?
 
2012-10-18 08:38:48 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: So, there's a promoter in New Jersey who is hyping his show next month. Among the wrestlers he claims are booked for the show: "Former WCW Star, the Legendary Mortis."

Problem is, the man who portrayed Mortis, Chris Kanyon, died two years ago.

/he's now claiming it's a "tribute wrestler" under the mask
//he's also advertising "WWE Legends The Machines"


It's Danny Demanto. He also claims to have the Machines.
 
2012-10-18 08:38:56 PM  
Was that a botch
 
2012-10-18 08:39:02 PM  
..."bloomers"?
 
2012-10-18 08:39:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So... Big Brother guy is gay?


Maybe he's an ass-man?
 
2012-10-18 08:40:04 PM  
storage.canoe.ca
 
2012-10-18 08:40:14 PM  

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: So... Big Brother guy is gay?

Maybe he's an ass-man?


Oblig.
 
2012-10-18 08:40:21 PM  
Divas have invaded the ImpactnZone!
 
2012-10-18 08:40:37 PM  
ODB WINS!
 
2012-10-18 08:40:39 PM  
"spewed in the mush"?

Damn it, Tazz, enough talk about Hulk's video!
 
2012-10-18 08:40:42 PM  
ODB pins Tara.
 
2012-10-18 08:40:42 PM  
Congrats ODB! You're now the only knockout that exists this month!
 
2012-10-18 08:40:46 PM  
I was about to say NEW CHAMP!. shiat non title
 
2012-10-18 08:41:07 PM  
I f*cking love Taz & Tenay.

you can tell they have a lot of fun announcing the show.
 
2012-10-18 08:41:25 PM  
Great, Tessmacher's boss let her leave a couple hours early on her shift at Hooters to go stand on the ramp.
 
2012-10-18 08:41:40 PM  

RevMercutio: Congrats ODB! You're now the only knockout that exists this month!


I'm OK with that.
 
2012-10-18 08:41:54 PM  
awesome match! i love ODB so much!
 
2012-10-18 08:42:03 PM  
Devon vs Sting, in the main event nobody asked for ever!
 
2012-10-18 08:42:09 PM  
Sgt. at Arms?

Someone's been watching the new season of Sons of Anarchy for gimmick ideas...
 
2012-10-18 08:42:43 PM  
They've been a biker gimmick the whole time. Bischoff is a biker wannabe, remember.
 
2012-10-18 08:43:12 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I f*cking love Taz & Tenay.

you can tell they have a lot of fun announcing the show.


Agreed. They have the announce team and product (most of the time), now all the need is the crowd?
 
2012-10-18 08:43:21 PM  

RevMercutio: They've been a biker gimmick the whole time. Bischoff is a biker wannabe, remember.


Explains the Road Wild PPVs. >_>
 
2012-10-18 08:43:33 PM  

RevMercutio: They've been a biker gimmick the whole time. Bischoff is a biker wannabe, remember.


Ah, yes, that's why they had 3 years of Road Wild, which drew zero money.
 
2012-10-18 08:43:56 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2012-10-18 08:44:10 PM  

RevMercutio: They've been a biker gimmick the whole time. Bischoff is a biker wannabe, remember.


Ninja biker? Does that work?
 
2012-10-18 08:44:12 PM  

Gunny Highway: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I f*cking love Taz & Tenay.

you can tell they have a lot of fun announcing the show.

Agreed. They have the announce team and product (most of the time), now all the need is the crowd?


yeah, this is definitely a crowd of tourists, not fans.
 
2012-10-18 08:44:13 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D
 
2012-10-18 08:44:18 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2012-10-18 08:44:19 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press before 8 pm? Hot damn!
 
2012-10-18 08:44:20 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2012-10-18 08:44:27 PM  
I'M WEARING A SCARY HOODIE I'M TOTALLY NOT A BELOW-MIDCARDER ANYMORE
 
2012-10-18 08:44:54 PM  

Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D


You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.
 
2012-10-18 08:44:54 PM  
STER-OID! STER-OID! STER-OID!

/JR
 
2012-10-18 08:44:55 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Shooting Star Staple Super Press before 8 pm? Hot damn!


It's because I am in here
 
2012-10-18 08:45:14 PM  

robsul82: I'M WEARING A SCARY HOODIE I'M TOTALLY NOT A BELOW-MIDCARDER ANYMORE


Hey, he realized that he's worthless to Vince without Bubba Ray and his Twittah.
 
2012-10-18 08:45:34 PM  
Bleh, I actually tried for it this time
 
2012-10-18 08:45:57 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.


Behold! The power of the new FarkUS tab!
 
2012-10-18 08:46:38 PM  
Those BASTARDS! Peacefully mingling outside the arena by their bikes! That's how you know they're evil.
 
2012-10-18 08:47:26 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Those BASTARDS! Peacefully mingling outside the arena by their bikes! That's how you know they're evil.


Next thing you know, they'll be helping old ladies across the street, or rescuing stray puppies!
 
2012-10-18 08:47:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.

Behold! The power of the new FarkUS tab!


I know, I'm impressed.
 
2012-10-18 08:47:34 PM  
Itnwas a great roster, Chavo before....never mind
 
2012-10-18 08:47:36 PM  

Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D


Your winner, and STILLLLLL Global Legendary Television Champion of the World... ME! ^_^

i1182.photobucket.com

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:47:44 PM  
Texicans -v- GunnerKash again?
 
2012-10-18 08:48:01 PM  
Man Kash! 

And Eddie Lite!
 
2012-10-18 08:48:12 PM  
I feel like gangbanging to this music
 
2012-10-18 08:48:19 PM  
The current title reign in wrestling that most feels contractually obligated!
 
2012-10-18 08:48:26 PM  
Man, Chavo's theme may be the most generic of all the TNA themes.
 
2012-10-18 08:48:58 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.


Even though 300 wasn't recognized last week?
 
2012-10-18 08:49:20 PM  

robsul82: The current title reign in wrestling that most feels contractually obligated!


I dunno... Punk's yearlong reign making the WWE Belt irrelevant is still going on.
 
2012-10-18 08:50:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: The current title reign in wrestling that most feels contractually obligated!

I dunno... Punk's yearlong reign making the WWE Belt irrelevant is still going on.


Yes, continue blaming him for The John Cena Show continuing unabated no matter who has the title. All his fault, lol.
 
2012-10-18 08:50:54 PM  

tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.

Even though 300 wasn't recognized last week?


Well, that's gonna have to change!

If the Gredunza is mandated to change hands on each 1004th post by Zombie Jack Tunney, then the TNA belt changes hands every 150 posts according to Hulk's Orange Thermos!
 
2012-10-18 08:51:59 PM  
I noticed Kid Kash is wearing red and yellow tights.
 
2012-10-18 08:52:44 PM  

tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.

Even though 300 wasn't recognized last week?


Unless otherwise specified, the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World can be ONLY be won on the 150th post.

I won.

Again.

Neener-neener. :P
 
2012-10-18 08:52:52 PM  

silgryphon: I noticed Kid Kash is wearing red and yellow tights.


Man Kash. He's 43! He hasn't been a Kid since before the Attitude Era!
 
2012-10-18 08:53:51 PM  

Captain Steroid: tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.

Even though 300 wasn't recognized last week?

Unless otherwise specified, the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World can be ONLY be won on the 150th post.

I won.

Again.

Neener-neener. :P


Well then, we're going to have to pull your world title status the same way Pro Wrestling Illustrated pulled the WWF's World Title status in 1983!
 
2012-10-18 08:54:21 PM  
Chavo & Hernandez win!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:54:46 PM  
Tearing up the only sign in the impact zone is not very nice Gunner
 
2012-10-18 08:54:57 PM  
Chavo got the win, and didn't do a single Eddy move.

Perhaps he's finally working on making his own moveset.
 
2012-10-18 08:55:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.

Even though 300 wasn't recognized last week?

Well, that's gonna have to change!

If the Gredunza is mandated to change hands on each 1004th post by Zombie Jack Tunney, then the TNA belt changes hands every 150 posts according to Hulk's Orange Thermos!


thumbs1.ebaystatic.com

THAT'S RIGHT JACK DUDE! WE'RE GONNA DEFEND THE GLT TITLE EVERY 150 POSTS BROTHER DUDE! AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT EVERY WEEK MON!
 
2012-10-18 08:55:27 PM  

silgryphon: Tearing up the only sign in the impact zone is not very nice Gunner


That kid's gonna cry all the way home! For SHAME, Wrestling Heel!
 
2012-10-18 08:56:50 PM  

robsul82: silgryphon: Tearing up the only sign in the impact zone is not very nice Gunner

That kid's gonna cry all the way home! For SHAME, Wrestling Heel!


His mother is going to blog like a shiathouse on fire!
 
2012-10-18 08:57:30 PM  
Too bad Taco Bells cantino bowl won't look like that
 
2012-10-18 08:57:40 PM  
I wouldn't mind tossing Taco Bell chick's refried salad.
 
2012-10-18 08:57:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: Shooting Star Staple Super Press! :D

You may have retained, but I got a feeling that we're gonna hit 300 tonight.

Even though 300 wasn't recognized last week?

Unless otherwise specified, the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World can be ONLY be won on the 150th post.

I won.

Again.

Neener-neener. :P

Well then, we're going to have to pull your world title status the same way Pro Wrestling Illustrated pulled the WWF's World Title status in 1983!


Grrrr... Okay, fine! I'll give into peer pressure THIS TIME! >:-(

If someone posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 300th post BEFORE THE SHOW ENDS, they win the belt!

Happy?
 
2012-10-18 08:58:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I wouldn't mind tossing Taco Bell chick's refried salad.


I would, but I don't like cilantro
 
2012-10-18 08:58:51 PM  
They fed him takeout hamburgers! DISGUSTING!
 
2012-10-18 08:59:31 PM  
...Hulk's been in TNA for how many years, and he's just getting to know everyone?
 
2012-10-18 08:59:52 PM  
Bubba is awesome.
 
2012-10-18 08:59:54 PM  
Didn't we already see Bully Ray vs Devon a long time ago?
 
2012-10-18 09:01:10 PM  
I like these PPV recaps.

silgryphon: Didn't we already see Bully Ray vs Devon a long time ago?


That was a pre-Calfzilla.
 
2012-10-18 09:01:31 PM  
Woohooo it's party time
 
2012-10-18 09:01:33 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 09:01:41 PM  
BOO CRACKHEAD CENA BOOOOOOO
 
2012-10-18 09:01:42 PM  
WHAR DIVAS BELT WHAR?
 
2012-10-18 09:02:19 PM  
Did they change Jeff Hardy's music? 

The old music was better.
 
2012-10-18 09:02:24 PM  
And out comes the tramp stamp title.
 
2012-10-18 09:02:26 PM  
Oh jeez the crap belt is back
 
2012-10-18 09:02:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: WHAR DIVAS BELT WHAR?


OH GOD! IT'S BACK! O_O
 
2012-10-18 09:02:46 PM  
The Divas Title is back!
 
2012-10-18 09:02:54 PM  
Ah, a new Divas belt.
 
2012-10-18 09:03:09 PM  
Creepy Jeff Face belt has returned
 
2012-10-18 09:03:20 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, a new Divas belt.


I think your Rarity Title is more impressive and respectful of wrestling history.
 
2012-10-18 09:03:42 PM  
I haven't seen a confetti shot like this since Marc Mero called his penis the Badd Blaster
 
2012-10-18 09:03:45 PM  
Isn't jeff a little old to have those body mods?
 
2012-10-18 09:04:08 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, a new Divas belt.

I think your Rarity Title is more impressive and respectful of wrestling history.


I'm inclined to agree. :-(
 
2012-10-18 09:04:17 PM  
Well, at least the Divas belt isn't pink this time.
 
2012-10-18 09:04:32 PM  

silgryphon: Isn't jeff a little old to have those body mods?


LIVE FOR THA MOMENTZ!!!!!!
 
2012-10-18 09:04:44 PM  
Boos? In the Impact Zone?

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-18 09:05:04 PM  
Oh, Jeff, should you really be talking about chasing something?

Was this moment a dragon?
 
2012-10-18 09:05:14 PM  
And you'll be with me until I flunk a piss test next month Creatures WHOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-10-18 09:05:55 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 09:05:56 PM  
Women? At Jeff Hardy's party?

Surely you jest.
 
2012-10-18 09:05:58 PM  
Austin Aries needs to always sing his entrance.
 
2012-10-18 09:05:59 PM  
He did!

he brought cookies!!
 
2012-10-18 09:06:09 PM  
Cookie tray of celebration!
 
2012-10-18 09:06:13 PM  
He's bringing Hardy meth cookies, isn't he?
 
2012-10-18 09:06:14 PM  
This-is-so-bad.


It might be time to take a break from pro wrestling in general.
 
2012-10-18 09:06:46 PM  
WE WANT COOKIES chant

"Hold on, I'll pass them out in a sec."
 
2012-10-18 09:07:22 PM  
JEFF HARDY HATES COOKIES!
 
2012-10-18 09:07:37 PM  
Girlish figure? No. Girlish belt? Hells yeah.
 
2012-10-18 09:07:47 PM  
i f*cking love smarks

the We Want Cookies chant was awesome
 
2012-10-18 09:07:58 PM  

styckx: This-is-so-bad.


It might be time to take a break from pro wrestling in general.


Naaaa. It is homely.
 
2012-10-18 09:08:08 PM  
"Hold on. That's not my belt." XD
 
2012-10-18 09:08:12 PM  

RevMercutio: JEFF HARDY HATES COOKIES!


BOO THIS MAN!
 
2012-10-18 09:08:54 PM  
C'mon, Aries, go all Mr. Perfect on that belt!
 
2012-10-18 09:09:23 PM  
If this were WWE, those cookies would be laced with Ex-Lax and Aries would try to get Jeff to eat them, but Jeff would be too smart and then force Aries to eat one. Then Aries would run to the bathroom and we'd see him in a stall with HILARIOUS fart noises to show he's pooping his brains out. Then he'd walk out and realize he was in the bathroom in the Divas locker room when all the Divas looked at him disgusted. Then next week, Jeff Hardy would make fun of him before dumping a port-a-potty on Aries. And then Jeff would laugh, the fans would laugh, Stephanie would laugh, HHH would laugh, Vince would laugh, and Austin would die a little bit in side.
 
2012-10-18 09:09:42 PM  
Ugh. Lame. Stop being so TNA, TNA.
 
2012-10-18 09:09:46 PM  
Hardy took the first shot!

That's not what faces do!
 
2012-10-18 09:09:50 PM  
Almost 20 years in the business, and Jeffy's still the world's most awkward promo.
 
2012-10-18 09:10:13 PM  
Appletini! All is right with the world!
 
2012-10-18 09:10:32 PM  

RevMercutio: Almost 20 years in the business, and Jeffy's still the world's most awkward promo.


Yet he's still not as bad as Matt Hardy.

Hulk wants to put the iron in the fire?

STOP WITH THE PORN REFERENCES!
 
2012-10-18 09:10:50 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 09:11:18 PM  
The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.
 
2012-10-18 09:11:33 PM  
You farkos don't have the common courtesy to sweep up the ring before the next match?
 
2012-10-18 09:11:46 PM  

LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.


You're no champ in here buddy
 
2012-10-18 09:12:29 PM  

LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 09:13:03 PM  

LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.


Angle lets him hit his HGH supply.
 
2012-10-18 09:14:21 PM  

LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.


basementrejects.com

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
 
2012-10-18 09:14:47 PM  

silgryphon: LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.

You're no champ in here buddy


I know. I always wanted to say it, and couldn't wait until Monday.

Hey, at least Impact is on the same time here in Canuckistan, unlike the hour delay of RAW.
 
2012-10-18 09:15:07 PM  

silgryphon: LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.

You're no champ in here buddy


However, on the rare occasion a TNA thread hits 1004, the Gredunza is contested.
 
2012-10-18 09:15:43 PM  
Awww, broom guys got the dark match treatment.
 
2012-10-18 09:15:48 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 09:16:07 PM  

Captain Steroid: LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 640x362]


Yeah!! It's cause of you crazy bastids that I am here. Couldn't pass up the lulz.
 
2012-10-18 09:18:32 PM  
What will TNA do when all these 40 something wrestlers retire?
 
2012-10-18 09:18:59 PM  
So... anyone else miss Claire Lynch?
 
2012-10-18 09:19:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.

You're no champ in here buddy

However, on the rare occasion a TNA thread hits 1004, the Gredunza is contested.


I guess that's just the big PPVs?

So. What happens if this hits 300? Is the world global champ belt up for grabs again?

/noob
//reading the first few pages.
 
2012-10-18 09:19:34 PM  

silgryphon: What will TNA do when all these 40 something wrestlers retire?


...have a whole new crop of 40-somethings Vince doesn't want anymore?
 
2012-10-18 09:20:22 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: LoR75: The champ is here!!!

Popping my TNA cherry with the FWC

Ooh. AJ Styles. He looks bigger than when I remember him as.

You're no champ in here buddy

However, on the rare occasion a TNA thread hits 1004, the Gredunza is contested.

I guess that's just the big PPVs?

So. What happens if this hits 300? Is the world global champ belt up for grabs again?

/noob
//reading the first few pages.


We twisted Steroid's arm and got that to happen. But it's only up for grabs if the show is still on.
 
2012-10-18 09:20:42 PM  

silgryphon: What will TNA do when all these 40 something wrestlers retire?


Then we say "hello" to TNA World Heavyweight Champion Zima Ion!

i1182.photobucket.com

I think I threw up in my mouth a little...
 
2012-10-18 09:20:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So... anyone else miss Claire Lynch?


countingthelights.com

Nope.
 
2012-10-18 09:21:02 PM  
Is that a real tattoo on daniels? It looks fake
 
2012-10-18 09:21:54 PM  
Hey, why is no one molesting Earl Hebner anymore?
 
2012-10-18 09:22:16 PM  
I really hate AJ.
 
2012-10-18 09:22:39 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, why is no one molesting Earl Hebner anymore?


Better yet where the hell is Madison Rayne?
 
2012-10-18 09:22:51 PM  

LoR75:
So. What happens if this hits 300? Is the world global champ belt up for grabs again?

/noob
//reading the first few pages.


Tonight, and tonight ONLY.

Got that, FNB? I'm not turning the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World into a Hardcore Championship on a regular basis! >:-(
 
2012-10-18 09:22:57 PM  

Gunny Highway: I really hate AJ.


That statement only makes sense on a RAW thread.
 
2012-10-18 09:23:14 PM  
Oh shiat AJ hurt himself
 
2012-10-18 09:23:41 PM  
Angle wins!
 
2012-10-18 09:23:44 PM  
Angle wins it.
 
2012-10-18 09:23:48 PM  
Kirk Angel wins!
 
2012-10-18 09:23:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, why is no one molesting Earl Hebner anymore?


The real questio is, why is no one molesting Ref Taryn?
 
2012-10-18 09:24:02 PM  

Captain Steroid: LoR75:
So. What happens if this hits 300? Is the world global champ belt up for grabs again?

/noob
//reading the first few pages.

Tonight, and tonight ONLY.

Got that, FNB? I'm not turning the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World into a Hardcore Championship on a regular basis! >:-(


That's regular gredunza rules!

Now, if threadcounts stay above 300, I could see you adjusting the winning post to #200 or something like that.
 
2012-10-18 09:24:15 PM  
That wasn't too bad of a match, although looked like Daniels was out there just to job.
 
2012-10-18 09:24:24 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: I really hate AJ.

That statement only makes sense on a RAW thread.


There too. Styles is great in the ring but he is so dumb I just can't stand it
 
2012-10-18 09:25:21 PM  
Kurt's looking normal again since he's back on the juice.
 
2012-10-18 09:25:49 PM  
Wow, Joey Ryan is a frickin' midget.
 
2012-10-18 09:25:54 PM  
That headband on Joey is gay
 
2012-10-18 09:26:20 PM  
silgryphon: What will TNA do when all these 40 something wrestlers retire?


Here's the 40+ crew:

Angle, Chavito, Daniels, Tara, Williams, Kash, RVD, Bully Ray, Devon, & Hogan.

Joebyss and Hernandez are both 39.
 
2012-10-18 09:26:31 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Wow, Joey Ryan is a frickin' midget.


He's standing next to Hulk Hogan AND Matt Morgan! :-(
 
2012-10-18 09:26:32 PM  
BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD THE EXPENSIVE CAR INSURANCE HULK
 
2012-10-18 09:26:34 PM  

Gunny Highway: FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: I really hate AJ.

That statement only makes sense on a RAW thread.

There too. Styles is great in the ring but he is so dumb I just can't stand it


Yeah I like AJ skills, he puts on pretty decent matches, but as soon as he opened his mouth, I knew he would never make the jump to WWE

As for the better AJ, hating her is not in my vocabulary.
 
2012-10-18 09:26:36 PM  
Well, Hulk, Matt Morgan would have been WWE bound if not for a lawsuit which is keeping Vince from hiring anyone TNA releases.
 
2012-10-18 09:27:27 PM  
I haven't seen anyone try to shove anything up Hulk Hogan's ass like that since...

We all know where this sentence is going, don't we?
 
2012-10-18 09:28:09 PM  

LoR75: That wasn't too bad of a match, although looked like Daniels was out there just to job.


Daniels was there because Kurt loves working with him.
 
2012-10-18 09:28:12 PM  
Oh, my God... Morgan just threatened to sodomize Hulk Hogan, and Hogan seemed IN to it!

I'm gonna be sick...
 
2012-10-18 09:28:27 PM  

Captain Steroid: KellyKellyKelly: Wow, Joey Ryan is a frickin' midget.

He's standing next to Hulk Hogan AND Matt Morgan! :-(


He's 5'9", which puts him just a couple inches taller than me. Thus, midget. :p
 
2012-10-18 09:28:28 PM  
I think we may have a new picture for the Now Kiss! meme.
 
2012-10-18 09:29:32 PM  

Captain Steroid: Oh, my God... Morgan just threatened to sodomize Hulk Hogan, and Hogan seemed IN to it!

I'm gonna be sick...


Hey, there ARE rumors of a Hulk/Brutus Beefcake sex tape.
 
2012-10-18 09:30:10 PM  

Captain Steroid: Oh, my God... Morgan just threatened to sodomize Hulk Hogan, and Hogan seemed IN to it!

I'm gonna be sick...


cdn.cnwimg.com
"Need a videographer?"
 
2012-10-18 09:30:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, Hulk, Matt Morgan would have been WWE bound if not for a lawsuit which is keeping Vince from hiring anyone TNA releases.


from what I've read, that's not the case.

He apparently re-signed with TNA many many months ago. They didn't have room for him with the Destination X series and then the BFG series, so they let him rest until someone decided to start a storyline for him at the house shows. And that all led to his return at BFG.
 
2012-10-18 09:30:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: Oh, my God... Morgan just threatened to sodomize Hulk Hogan, and Hogan seemed IN to it!

I'm gonna be sick...

Hey, there ARE rumors of a Hulk/Brutus Beefcake sex tape.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 09:31:12 PM  
I just spit up my spaghetti. Thanks Hogan.

I remember Daniels from back in the day when I used to watch in 2005. Those x division matches were always fun to watch.
 
2012-10-18 09:31:20 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FirstNationalBastard: Well, Hulk, Matt Morgan would have been WWE bound if not for a lawsuit which is keeping Vince from hiring anyone TNA releases.

from what I've read, that's not the case.

He apparently re-signed with TNA many many months ago. They didn't have room for him with the Destination X series and then the BFG series, so they let him rest until someone decided to start a storyline for him at the house shows. And that all led to his return at BFG.


Hm.

Well, the only reason Flair isn't in a WWE ring is supposedly the lawsuit scaring WWE from hiring anyone TNA releases.
 
2012-10-18 09:31:47 PM  

LoR75: I just spit up my spaghetti. Thanks Hogan.

I remember Daniels from back in the day when I used to watch in 2005. Those x division matches were always fun to watch.


Yeah than Hogan came along and took away the six sided ring.
 
2012-10-18 09:32:03 PM  
"The infection is spreading" fand Christy Hemme is running around?

Is that supposed to be a hint?
 
2012-10-18 09:32:09 PM  
Why am I not surprised Christy Hemme is responsible for an infection going around the TNA locker room?
 
2012-10-18 09:32:13 PM  
They make their undead employees BUY the merchandise? Cheap farks...
 
2012-10-18 09:32:17 PM  
love the TNA Shop Zombie commercial!
 
2012-10-18 09:32:18 PM  
Wtf...

This shop TNA ad was one level above community cable quality.
 
2012-10-18 09:32:40 PM  
So, I assume they edit Luger out entirely since he couldn't even make it on stage.
 
2012-10-18 09:34:25 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: They make their undead employees BUY the merchandise? Cheap farks...


In other words, the TNA store takes week old bagels as payment.
 
2012-10-18 09:34:31 PM  
That's a sweet douche jacket right there.
 
2012-10-18 09:34:39 PM  
I wonder how many tacts Rhoode had to remove
 
2012-10-18 09:35:05 PM  
SHOOTING STAR STAPLE SUPER PRESS BECAUSE THE BELT IS ON THE LINE!
 
2012-10-18 09:35:15 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press!
 
2012-10-18 09:35:23 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2012-10-18 09:35:25 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2012-10-18 09:35:29 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press noob for the title!!!!
 
2012-10-18 09:35:29 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2012-10-18 09:35:36 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press!
 
2012-10-18 09:35:51 PM  
Ooh... lost it because I didn't recall you can't post the same thing twice.
 
2012-10-18 09:35:53 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press?
 
2012-10-18 09:35:58 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press.
 
2012-10-18 09:36:03 PM  

RevMercutio: Shooting Star Staple Super Press


And NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Global Legendary Television Champion....
 
2012-10-18 09:36:42 PM  
I'd like to thank all the little people!
 
2012-10-18 09:36:48 PM  
James Storm looks like Emily Deschanel with a beard.
 
2012-10-18 09:36:50 PM  

LoR75: Shooting Star Staple Super Press noob for the title!!!!


And neeeeeeeeeeew unified, Champion of the Wooooooorld!!!!

/pop a cherry, win a belt.
 
2012-10-18 09:37:25 PM  
Nice of the boys to make their massive bloodletting injuries look like not a damn thing and an obvious blading.
 
2012-10-18 09:38:07 PM  
Rhoode still has a nice cut
 
2012-10-18 09:38:13 PM  

RevMercutio: I'd like to thank all the little people!


I AM THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONS!!
 
2012-10-18 09:38:27 PM  

RevMercutio: Nice of the boys to make their massive bloodletting injuries look like not a damn thing and an obvious blading.


Hey, at least Storm is wearing a slightly large band-aid.

Roooooooooo obviously has a papercut.
 
2012-10-18 09:38:44 PM  
a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/not me.
 
2012-10-18 09:39:38 PM  
James Storm's sideburns are ridiculous.
 
2012-10-18 09:39:44 PM  

LoR75: RevMercutio: I'd like to thank all the little people!

I AM THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONS!!


By my count, it's the Rev. I'll take an official ruling from Hulk's thermos though.
 
2012-10-18 09:39:56 PM  

RevMercutio: Shooting Star Staple Super Press


MOTHERF**KER!!!

i1182.photobucket.com

Your winner, and NEW Global Legendary Television Champion of World, RevMercutio!

i1182.photobucket.com 

I had it! I freaking HAD it, and I let FNB talk me into a second round! T_T
 
2012-10-18 09:40:24 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: RevMercutio: I'd like to thank all the little people!

I AM THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONS!!

By my count, it's the Rev. I'll take an official ruling from Hulk's thermos though.


Rev.

Oh, look, James Storm thinks he's Stone Cold!
 
2012-10-18 09:40:30 PM  
Am i supposed to care about either of those 2?
 
2012-10-18 09:40:42 PM  
You haven't used those dumbbells in years, D'Von, why start now, lol.
 
2012-10-18 09:40:43 PM  

Captain Steroid: RevMercutio: Shooting Star Staple Super Press

MOTHERF**KER!!!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 178x100]

Your winner, and NEW Global Legendary Television Champion of World, RevMercutio!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219] 

I had it! I freaking HAD it, and I let FNB talk me into a second round! T_T


ahahhahahaa looooooooooooser
 
2012-10-18 09:40:53 PM  
D-Von is pumped for battle! Sting is... wandering around in his t-shirt.
 
2012-10-18 09:41:14 PM  

Captain Steroid: RevMercutio: Shooting Star Staple Super Press

MOTHERF**KER!!!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 178x100]

Your winner, and NEW Global Legendary Television Champion of World, RevMercutio!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219] 

I had it! I freaking HAD it, and I let FNB talk me into a second round! T_T


Better bump the limit to 200 next week!
 
2012-10-18 09:41:34 PM  

Captain Steroid: RevMercutio: Shooting Star Staple Super Press

MOTHERF**KER!!!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 178x100]

Your winner, and NEW Global Legendary Television Champion of World, RevMercutio!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219] 

I had it! I freaking HAD it, and I let FNB talk me into a second round! T_T


Lil' Jimmy made Troof get got
 
2012-10-18 09:43:06 PM  
Russell Crowe, you're in a kung fu movie directed by a member of Wu Tang Clan?

What HAPPENED?
 
2012-10-18 09:43:18 PM  

Captain Steroid: RevMercutio: Shooting Star Staple Super Press

MOTHERF**KER!!!

[i1182.photobucket.com image 178x100]

Your winner, and NEW Global Legendary Television Champion of World, RevMercutio!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-18 09:43:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: RevMercutio: I'd like to thank all the little people!

I AM THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONS!!

By my count, it's the Rev. I'll take an official ruling from Hulk's thermos though.

Rev.

Oh, look, James Storm thinks he's Stone Cold!


I have him at 299 as pagination set to 50 and I am at the top of the page.

/ill cash in my briefcase next week, just you wait. Lol
 
2012-10-18 09:44:02 PM  

robsul82: Russell Crowe, you're in a kung fu movie directed by a member of Wu Tang Clan?

What HAPPENED?


People stopped making historical epic action films that required a growling badass with a great beard.
 
2012-10-18 09:44:04 PM  

robsul82: Russell Crowe, you're in a kung fu movie directed by a member of Wu Tang Clan?

What HAPPENED?


He's got Les Miz for Oscar cred.
 
2012-10-18 09:44:40 PM  
Hey. it's Lex!
 
2012-10-18 09:44:58 PM  
Thank you for everything, Sting, and sorry for jobbing you out like a biatch at Starrcade '97!
 
2012-10-18 09:45:05 PM  
Please retire, Sting.
 
2012-10-18 09:45:53 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: RevMercutio: I'd like to thank all the little people!

I AM THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONS!!

By my count, it's the Rev. I'll take an official ruling from Hulk's thermos though.

Rev.

Oh, look, James Storm thinks he's Stone Cold!

I have him at 299 as pagination set to 50 and I am at the top of the page.

/ill cash in my briefcase next week, just you wait. Lol


We went through this in the old days of the Gredunza. Setting pagination at 50 means your count is off. If he's at the bottom of the page, he's 300, top of page would be 301.
 
2012-10-18 09:45:57 PM  
I like how Devon doesn
t use the actual entrance way
 
2012-10-18 09:46:02 PM  
Nice touch having D-Von entering through the crowd.
 
2012-10-18 09:46:35 PM  
Wow, it seems the crowd doesn't care for Dvon at all....yikes.

Which movie is sting ripping off these days?
 
2012-10-18 09:46:46 PM  

Gunny Highway: Please retire, Sting.


Not until he jobs to the Undertaker!
 
2012-10-18 09:46:56 PM  
Hey there's Earl
 
2012-10-18 09:47:33 PM  

silgryphon: Hey there's Earl


Sting should show how craaaaaaaaaaaazy he is and start making out with Earl.
 
2012-10-18 09:47:52 PM  
Shouldn't this be a fight and not a true match
 
2012-10-18 09:47:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: RevMercutio: I'd like to thank all the little people!

I AM THE UNIFIED CHAMPIONS!!

By my count, it's the Rev. I'll take an official ruling from Hulk's thermos though.

Rev.

Oh, look, James Storm thinks he's Stone Cold!

I have him at 299 as pagination set to 50 and I am at the top of the page.

/ill cash in my briefcase next week, just you wait. Lol

We went through this in the old days of the Gredunza. Setting pagination at 50 means your count is off. If he's at the bottom of the page, he's 300, top of page would be 301.


Ahh, I got it, just checked, and yup, I'm a moron.
 
2012-10-18 09:48:02 PM  
So Sting is dressing like Bret Hart for Halloween with those tights?
 
2012-10-18 09:48:03 PM  

LoR75: Wow, it seems the crowd doesn't care for Dvon at all....yikes.

Which movie is sting ripping off these days?


In about five years he'll rip of the Watchmen and either paint his face like Rorschach or paint his entire body blue and walk around naked like Dr. Manhattan.
 
2012-10-18 09:48:06 PM  
Sting's baldspot is getting prominent. Chavo should hook him up with his transplant guy.
 
2012-10-18 09:48:48 PM  
HAhAHA over the top rope botch
 
2012-10-18 09:48:58 PM  

RevMercutio: Sting's baldspot is getting prominent. Chavo should hook him up with his transplant guy.


No kidding. Hulk's gonna have to loan him a bandana soon.
 
2012-10-18 09:49:00 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: Wow, it seems the crowd doesn't care for Dvon at all....yikes.

Which movie is sting ripping off these days?

In about five years he'll rip of the Watchmen and either paint his face like Rorschach or paint his entire body blue and walk around naked like Dr. Manhattan.


Sting's Blue Wang and Hulk's Orange Thermos are the Brother Dude Mons!
 
2012-10-18 09:49:04 PM  

LoR75: Wow, it seems the crowd doesn't care for Dvon at all....yikes.

Which movie is sting ripping off these days?


Sting ripped off Heath Ledger's Joker look, while still trying to act like mid90s Jim Carrey.
 
2012-10-18 09:50:41 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: Wow, it seems the crowd doesn't care for Dvon at all....yikes.

Which movie is sting ripping off these days?

In about five years he'll rip of the Watchmen and either paint his face like Rorschach or paint his entire body blue and walk around naked like Dr. Manhattan.


Then we would have a thermos vs thermos match between him and Hogan?
 
2012-10-18 09:51:21 PM  
Is this the "10 seconds between commercial breaks" commercial break?
 
2012-10-18 09:53:21 PM  
I'm guessing this match is no dq since Sting nailed Devon with a chair
 
2012-10-18 09:53:44 PM  

robsul82: So Sting is dressing like Bret Hart for Halloween with those tights?


The Hitman stole Sting's finisher, so Sting stole his PANTS! XD
 
2012-10-18 09:55:08 PM  
Lets go Devon Lets go sting chant. Wtf fans
 
2012-10-18 09:55:22 PM  
TNA is learning what WWE learned a decade ago: D-Von doesn't work by himself.
 
2012-10-18 09:55:52 PM  
Wow....i see why i dont tune in to Impact too often
 
2012-10-18 09:55:54 PM  
"Newest member of the TNA HoF"?

Howbout "only member"?
 
2012-10-18 09:56:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: "Newest member of the TNA HoF"?

Howbout "only member"?


I thought Christian was in it too?
 
2012-10-18 09:57:02 PM  
D-Von spending a 10 count on the second turnbuckle and SHOCKINGLY misses the diving headbutt!
 
2012-10-18 09:57:10 PM  

silgryphon: Lets go Devon Lets go sting chant. Wtf fans


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 09:57:19 PM  
Hey... did Christian get hurt in WWE Again?

He just disappeared.
 
2012-10-18 09:57:37 PM  
Ahhh the diving headbutt. Old faithful. Never fails. Never leads to murder suicide. Never.
 
2012-10-18 09:57:53 PM  

RevMercutio: LoR75: Wow, it seems the crowd doesn't care for Dvon at all....yikes.

Which movie is sting ripping off these days?

Sting ripped off Heath Ledger's Joker look, while still trying to act like mid90s Jim Carrey.


What a disaster. I saw pics when he did that, and just facepalmed while saying I would never watch that shiat again

/yet here I am, and oddly enjoying some of what I have seen so far.
 
2012-10-18 09:58:06 PM  
I think the WWE castoffs were late, lol, D'Von taking the Scorpion Deathlock that long makes the hold look bad.
 
2012-10-18 09:58:14 PM  
and the show ends how it begins
 
2012-10-18 09:58:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey... did Christian get hurt in WWE Again?

He just disappeared.


They didn't want to put him on TV because he was going to be at the TNA Hall of Fame, but then TNA changed their minds. So now they're just letting him rest up from the 30 injuries he's battling any any given time.
 
2012-10-18 09:58:54 PM  
What a uninspiring brawl.
 
2012-10-18 09:59:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey... did Christian get hurt in WWE Again?

He just disappeared.


Yeah. Where is he?
 
2012-10-18 09:59:44 PM  
That sure was an impressive ending TNA.
 
2012-10-18 09:59:49 PM  
Whoa did they just end the show like that? Yikes.
 
2012-10-18 09:59:56 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey... did Christian get hurt in WWE Again?

He just disappeared.


They had nothing planned for him, so he got some more surgeries to take care of nagging issues.
 
2012-10-18 10:00:06 PM  
That episode really sucked.. It was so cliche TNA...
 
2012-10-18 10:00:16 PM  

silgryphon: That sure was an impressive ending TNA.


VERY wcw there guys
 
2012-10-18 10:00:38 PM  

LoR75: Whoa did they just end the show like that? Yikes.


It's an nWo run-in ending, the kind we tired of in 1997.
 
2012-10-18 10:02:30 PM  
Well, the main event sucked. Rest of the show was okay, though.

I'll see you guys later.

i1182.photobucket.com

\ My belllllllt!T_T
 
2012-10-18 10:02:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: Whoa did they just end the show like that? Yikes.

It's an nWo run-in ending, the kind we tired of in 1997.


But it was like, "there's bully ray...." Fade to black

I was waiting for some sort of follow through, but it immediately cut to some turd show called Ink Master.
 
2012-10-18 10:04:05 PM  
Well, that was...umm...interesting.

Once again, you guys make the turds tolerable,,,see you all Monday, and I'll definitely be back next week in the Impact Zone!
 
2012-10-18 10:04:08 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: Whoa did they just end the show like that? Yikes.

It's an nWo run-in ending, the kind we tired of in 1997.

But it was like, "there's bully ray...." Fade to black

I was waiting for some sort of follow through, but it immediately cut to some turd show called Ink Master.


That was the standard WCW ending. They would almost always end in the middle of a run-in, or something important.
 
2012-10-18 10:04:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: Whoa did they just end the show like that? Yikes.

It's an nWo run-in ending, the kind we tired of in 1997.


nWo ending would have ended with all the faces being completely dominated. This ended with Team TNA successfully chasing them off, and Bully going so far as to chase them out of the building with his bat.
 
2012-10-18 10:04:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: Whoa did they just end the show like that? Yikes.

It's an nWo run-in ending, the kind we tired of in 1997.

But it was like, "there's bully ray...." Fade to black

I was waiting for some sort of follow through, but it immediately cut to some turd show called Ink Master.

That was the standard WCW ending. They would almost always end in the middle of a run-in, or something important.


Yeah, I tried to black out most of WCW show endings because they were just as bad as that one.
 
2012-10-18 10:16:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: LoR75: Whoa did they just end the show like that? Yikes.

It's an nWo run-in ending, the kind we tired of in 1997.

But it was like, "there's bully ray...." Fade to black

I was waiting for some sort of follow through, but it immediately cut to some turd show called Ink Master.

That was the standard WCW ending. They would almost always end in the middle of a run-in, or something important.


FANS, WE ARE OUTTA TIME! TUNE INTO THUNDER TO SEE HOW THIS ALL TURNED OUT! DRINK SURGE!
 
2012-10-19 02:37:30 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: I wonder if you can get in the park just to watch this, rather than having to pay full admission?


Yes, there's a separate entry line for the TNA studio. You still have to pay for parking at Universal City Walk though (when they actually charge for parking. I don't understand what the rhyme or reason is behind the rules for when they do or don't charge).
 
2012-10-19 10:49:41 AM  
*Right. Have the security guys try and stop them for 2 seconds. Makes sense.

*Good on ya TNA, you got me good with Devon. I'd be even MORE impressed if it was a wrestler I cared about. Maybe this story will make me care. We'll see.

*How could he have planned to have done anything to Bubba Ray specifically if Bubba has only been in the picture for the "save TNA" match with sting for 2 weeks tops? This Sons of Jarrett thing is 4 months old and has attacked everyone but Sting and Hogan with impunity.

*Hell, didn't they hurt Jeff hardy in some way before a BFG match with Bully, technically helping him have a better shot at winning?

*Ah fark logic questions: EVERYBODY FIGHT!

*HOGAN.

*No, just because they have "full access" doesn't mean they have to fight. Since when does "access" = contract?

*Ok, so Hogan's hand picking people AND having matches to decide who gets to be hand picked elimanated by him next week. Yo dawg, I heard you like 4 ways with hulk, so we...

*So who is Robbie E wrestl... oh Samoa Joe? Yeah, we'll skip that squash. Joe is awesome. I do not need that kind of reminder.

*Tara: I just talked to Vanessa and she just had lunch with Kobe. I TOTALLY think they are getting back together! Dude from Big Brother: "Touchdown!". lol I'll give this guy the benefit of the doubt that's a scripted bit.

*lmao *snicker*..... lol.... What a godawful promo. Tara: "We are the hottest couple on the planet. And we're gonna be.. Everyone is talking about tommrow." *akward silence* Big Brother Dude: "Everyday."

*YAY! SOmething I actively enjoy! ODB! She'll win since it's non-title.

*"Yeah well these are MY girlfriends!"

*Taz said bloomers. Match over. lol.

*The ref keeps telling Tara to watch the hair when the whole move of keeping ODB on her back is holding onto her hair. Good work lady.

*I saw the Hardy/AA thing live. Loved everything but that belt. AA spitting on it = WIN.

*Also bringing cookies = win.

*As does AA letting go of the ballons at JUST the last second. lmao

*AJ and Angle going back and forth. Good stuff. You'd almost want to save that for a PPV or something. Not that I'm complaining though.

*AJ annoyed. In the WWE this would be him going heel. This is where TNA is better then WWE by far. Guys don't HAVE to be uber-super face to just be a face.

*One day i will get to hear Angle's theme in WWE again. And it will be glorious.

*Oh my, Matt uses Hulksters real name? SHOOT INTERVIEW YA'LL.

*In Hogan's face? Really? I'd LOVE it... if I hadn't watched Hulk Hogan murder 5 people on his way to Devon on Sunday. Poor Matt hass no chance.

*Damn that street fight was awesome.

*I'm a creek swimin, moon-shinedrinkin, sister-farkin, wife beatin....COWBOOOOOOOYYYYYYY.

* I kid though, at least I KNOW his theme. Definetly memorable.

* # 2 Drink Beer. Keep thiose goals high James. lol. Nice promo to start with

*HUG IT OUT. HUG IT OUT.

*Bobby Roode is outstanding. He is a GREAT heel. He is an above average wrestler. Love him.

*Taz, knocking out a guy in a promo does not give you momentum. Beating the shiat out of him at a PPV 4 days ago does. Stay focused fattie.

*And I like this SoJ theme. Keep in mind, I liked the nWo Wolfpack theme and that whole storyline for the nWo was dumb too. Catchy music is catchy.

*I like how there is a ref for a "fight". We need a ref for this "fight" against a guy without a contract.....why?

*Ah fark logic questions: EVERYBODY FIGHT!

*Well, theglorified recap show is over. 2 nice promos (Roode/Storm, AA/Hardy (and that was all AA)), one match that progressed a plot (AJ/KA/thirdguywhojusthappenedtobet here) and tons o' "but the replay of the ppv ya'll".

I still care more about this then the WWE. Even if it is active annoyance at this point.

These shows are ALOT easier to stomach when watching the next day.
 
2012-10-19 02:52:59 PM  
Rumor going around that Mike Graham is dead.
 
2012-10-19 04:09:12 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Rumor going around that Mike Graham is dead.


Yep.

Rumor going around at this time is that it was a Suicide, just like his father.
 
2012-10-19 04:39:02 PM  
Guy who just happened to be there?

Daniels and Kazarian are two of the best in the company. It's a damn shame there's no other tag teams in the company (RIP MCMGs) that can help them out in giving a great show. Throwing together two individuals like AJ and Angle can only take the division so far, and pushing Hernandez and Chavo (a guy who hurts other wrestlers frequently and a guy milking his uncle's legacy even after that well has run dry) doesn't give them much to work with. I would much prefer Daniels and Kazarian competing for the X-Division or TV titles where they at least have a chance.
 
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