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(Impact Wrestling)   Will Jeff Hardy's Diva's Belt be returning? How could D-Von join the nWo... er, Nexus... Aces and 8s? Will The Hulkster be bringing in Tommy Rich, Tracy Smothers, Big Val, and Little Guido to search for his thermos leak? It's TNA Impact, 8PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 386
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2012-10-18 08:48:13 AM
Am I the only one that thinks TNA is not deserving a discussion thread?

WWE BARELY deserves one, and thats only because they are top dawg.
 
2012-10-18 10:05:17 AM
I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

i1182.photobucket.com
Eat it, haters.


Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)
 
2012-10-18 12:03:23 PM
At last Street Theater finds a true home.
 
2012-10-18 12:09:03 PM

2wolves: At last Street Theater finds a true home.


As has the NFL, MLB, and all other discussion threads, it looks like.

So Nyah.

/Dammit, they've all moved to Spike TV!
 
2012-10-18 01:01:39 PM
Aces and 0.8s, please.

/Meltzer
 
2012-10-18 03:04:23 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: At last Street Theater finds a true home.

As has the NFL, MLB, and all other discussion threads, it looks like.

So Nyah.

/Dammit, they've all moved to Spike TV!


Even the NASCAR threads?

/must re-calibrate idol to FarkJohnson from FarkUs tab
 
2012-10-18 03:10:33 PM

bluorangefyre: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: At last Street Theater finds a true home.

As has the NFL, MLB, and all other discussion threads, it looks like.

So Nyah.

/Dammit, they've all moved to Spike TV!

Even the NASCAR threads?

/must re-calibrate idol to FarkJohnson from FarkUs tab


The FarkUS thread says the threads will be crossposted. So, still on Sports, and on FarkUS. Well, most will be. Drew said something about Badminton not making it to Sports.

Also, I'd like to ask... how many more weeks can I get out of the Thermos thing? Is it getting old yet? Or, is it still relevant as long as Hulk's tape is in the news? Or, has the Thermos transcended being a news item, and entered permanent pro wrestler genitalia lore, like the nigh-mythical Clenis?
 
2012-10-18 07:10:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Also, I'd like to ask... how many more weeks can I get out of the Thermos thing? Is it getting old yet? Or, is it still relevant as long as Hulk's tape is in the news? Or, has the Thermos transcended being a news item, and entered permanent pro wrestler genitalia lore, like the nigh-mythical Clenis?


The latter, Mon
 
2012-10-18 07:31:08 PM
So, there's a promoter in New Jersey who is hyping his show next month. Among the wrestlers he claims are booked for the show: "Former WCW Star, the Legendary Mortis."

Problem is, the man who portrayed Mortis, Chris Kanyon, died two years ago.

/he's now claiming it's a "tribute wrestler" under the mask
//he's also advertising "WWE Legends The Machines"
 
2012-10-18 07:37:03 PM

Captain Steroid: I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219]
Eat it, haters.

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)


That's a terrible intro.

let me give you a better one.

i407.photobucket.com

He is the man who is the number one Brony, he'll talk your panties off no matter how Fluttershy you are, make you marvel at the Rarity of his schlong, stick it in your Pinkie Pie, he'll Apple Jack it on your ass, Rainbow Dash for the door and leave your eyes with a Twilight Sparkle!

He is Captain "Cloppin' it like it's hot, giving it all he's got, cause that Apple Bloom is hot to trot" STEROID!
 
2012-10-18 07:38:13 PM
Aces and 8's will all be worth it if Hardy tries to reintroduce the purple belt and they destroy it
 
2012-10-18 07:38:40 PM
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2012-10-18 07:45:19 PM
Gryphon Sil is in the impact zone
 
2012-10-18 07:51:01 PM

KellyKellyKelly: So, there's a promoter in New Jersey who is hyping his show next month. Among the wrestlers he claims are booked for the show: "Former WCW Star, the Legendary Mortis."

Problem is, the man who portrayed Mortis, Chris Kanyon, died two years ago.

/he's now claiming it's a "tribute wrestler" under the mask
//he's also advertising "WWE Legends The Machines"


This makes me mad. Who's madder than Gunny?
 
2012-10-18 07:51:51 PM
Big Val? You mean Big Sal E Graziano?
 
2012-10-18 07:54:12 PM

Gunny Highway: KellyKellyKelly: So, there's a promoter in New Jersey who is hyping his show next month. Among the wrestlers he claims are booked for the show: "Former WCW Star, the Legendary Mortis."

Problem is, the man who portrayed Mortis, Chris Kanyon, died two years ago.

/he's now claiming it's a "tribute wrestler" under the mask
//he's also advertising "WWE Legends The Machines"

This makes me mad. Who's madderuh than Gunny?


Fixed.

And the promoter just claimed innocence and is now saying that the fake Mortis will not be appearing at the show. He's still hyping the fake Machines, however.

/Zombie Andre FTW
 
2012-10-18 07:55:35 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219]
Eat it, haters.

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)

That's a terrible intro.

let me give you a better one.

[i407.photobucket.com image 150x150]

He is the man who is the number one Brony, he'll talk your panties off no matter how Fluttershy you are, make you marvel at the Rarity of his schlong, stick it in your Pinkie Pie, he'll Apple Jack it on your ass, Rainbow Dash for the door and leave your eyes with a Twilight Sparkle!

He is Captain "Cloppin' it like it's hot, giving it all he's got, cause that Apple Bloom is hot to trot" STEROID!


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 07:58:28 PM

Captain Steroid: The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: I have existed from the morning of the world, and I shall exist until the last star FALLS from the night! Although I have taken the form of Captain Steroid, I am ALL men as I am NO man, and therefore I am... the Global Legendary Television Champion of the World.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 510x219]
Eat it, haters.

Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and I remain champion for another week.

Good luck, fWc FARKers! >:-)

That's a terrible intro.

let me give you a better one.

[i407.photobucket.com image 150x150]

He is the man who is the number one Brony, he'll talk your panties off no matter how Fluttershy you are, make you marvel at the Rarity of his schlong, stick it in your Pinkie Pie, he'll Apple Jack it on your ass, Rainbow Dash for the door and leave your eyes with a Twilight Sparkle!

He is Captain "Cloppin' it like it's hot, giving it all he's got, cause that Apple Bloom is hot to trot" STEROID!

i1182.photobucket.com


Shhh... No need to thank me. You're welcome.
 
2012-10-18 08:00:12 PM
it's go time peeps!
 
2012-10-18 08:00:34 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:00:59 PM
So they went all Mick Foley at BFG Sunday?
 
2012-10-18 08:01:52 PM
The motorcycle gang has arrived
 
2012-10-18 08:01:53 PM
Jeff Hardy: Best in the World.
 
2012-10-18 08:02:07 PM
Lulz at the Hulkster fan being completely unimpressed with Jeff Hardy's win.
 
2012-10-18 08:02:10 PM

Igor Jakovsky: So they went all Mick Foley at BFG Sunday?


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-18 08:02:14 PM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 640x400]


This might be my favorite
 
2012-10-18 08:02:27 PM
That music of theirs sucks
 
2012-10-18 08:02:48 PM
This theme music is REALLY intimidating. Wow.
 
2012-10-18 08:03:22 PM
Why do his eyes have fangs?
 
2012-10-18 08:03:47 PM

silgryphon: That music of theirs sucks


It's like a crappier version of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive".

And that's saying something.
 
2012-10-18 08:03:58 PM
Dvon looks like a badass now
 
2012-10-18 08:04:04 PM
UHHHH UHHHH HE'S NOT THE LEADER PLEASE STOP BEING DISAPPOINTED
 
2012-10-18 08:04:10 PM
lol, one of them is drinking moonshine (water) out of a mason jar.
 
2012-10-18 08:04:39 PM
This should be interesting.
 
2012-10-18 08:04:42 PM
Too many guys on the card again. God damn it.
 
2012-10-18 08:05:02 PM
Yes, Taz, the guy who was part of the Dudley Boyz in ECW is acting totally out of character running with a gang of thugs who like to beat people up and intimidate them.
 
2012-10-18 08:05:03 PM

silgryphon: Dvon looks like a badass now


I actually like the patches on the back of his vest
 
2012-10-18 08:05:37 PM
You sold out? What, the biker gang is fronted by Billionaire Ted?
 
2012-10-18 08:05:38 PM
So Devon is part of the nomad group. Not part of the main
 
2012-10-18 08:05:41 PM
Can someone truly sell out in TNA? You get paid next to shiat in the first place.
 
2012-10-18 08:06:01 PM
This is the most I've ever hear Devon talk. :P
 
2012-10-18 08:06:20 PM
Good heel tactics, D-Von
 
2012-10-18 08:06:34 PM
TESTIFY! *pop*
 
2012-10-18 08:06:54 PM

silgryphon: So Devon is part of the nomad group. Not part of the main


He's Aces and Eights Black and White. The guys who get to stay at the clubhouse are Aces and Eights Wolfpack.
 
2012-10-18 08:07:16 PM
DVon's thought process is really disjointed.
 
2012-10-18 08:07:26 PM
Not exactly setting the world on fire. "Shut up! Shut the Hell up! You're inbred pieces of crap!"
 
2012-10-18 08:07:38 PM
I wonder if you can get in the park just to watch this, rather than having to pay full admission?
 
2012-10-18 08:07:42 PM

Gunny Highway: DVon's thought process is really disjointed.


He... He's been hit in the head a lot.
 
2012-10-18 08:07:54 PM
All things considering.. This isn't a bad promo so far...
 
2012-10-18 08:08:01 PM
WWE can't remember last week and TNA remembers stuff two freaking years ago
 
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