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(Daily Mail)   Uma Thurman takes stupid celebrity offspring names to a whole new level with *takes deep breath* Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. Aaaand I'm spent   ( divider line 19
    More: Stupid, Uma Thurman, Ethan Hawke, Dennis Quaid, Elle Macpherson, sports films, comedy drama, Catherine Zeta Jones, Jessica Biel  
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2012-10-18 07:36:47 AM  
4 votes:
The first thing I thought of:

My name is Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third, but you can call me Dot.

/Image is hot
//Helloooo Nurse
2012-10-18 08:21:26 AM  
2 votes:
She should stick to classic names like Sinutab
2012-10-18 08:14:06 AM  
2 votes:
Had a kid at 42, huh? Lucky she didn't just name it Potato.
2012-10-18 07:02:15 AM  
2 votes:

yukichigai: Rosalind Thurman-Busson

Was she conceived at CERN?
2012-10-18 06:07:30 AM  
2 votes:
2012-10-18 03:27:11 AM  
2 votes:
That sounds like the recipe for a salad. "Florence" means it contains spinach.
2012-10-19 01:04:26 AM  
1 votes:
When asked why she nailed a crustacean to the entrance of her house, she replied "Lobster Thurman Door".
2012-10-18 05:43:28 PM  
1 votes:
Did anyone else read "Flatulence" the first time they skimmed that list of names?
2012-10-18 11:48:45 AM  
1 votes:
And was heard saying afterward:

"Take it away, and bring me another lover!"

/nothing is obscure on Fark. NOTHING!
2012-10-18 10:23:12 AM  
1 votes:
I'm reminded of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
2012-10-18 08:22:46 AM  
1 votes:
Ah the Thurman-Busson. The theorized elusive stupid particle.
2012-10-18 07:57:28 AM  
1 votes:

glenlivid: Why are people convinced that Uma Thurmond is somehow more sophisticated than the usual Hollywood trip?

I've never even heard of her.
2012-10-18 07:37:39 AM  
1 votes:

PhiloeBedoe: [ image 480x360]

Came for this.

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2012-10-18 07:32:02 AM  
1 votes:
Funny names? Uma?
2012-10-18 07:25:05 AM  
1 votes:
Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. Her name is my name too! Whenever we go out the people always shout, "HEY! Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA...
2012-10-18 06:56:19 AM  
1 votes:
Ulla Inga Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson-Bloom
2012-10-18 06:23:58 AM  
1 votes:
And I heard they're going to call her b[bleeeeeep].
2012-10-18 04:40:24 AM  
1 votes:
Remember when celebrities gave their kids totally normal names like Moon Unit?
2012-10-18 03:28:00 AM  
1 votes:
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