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(Daily Mail)   Uma Thurman takes stupid celebrity offspring names to a whole new level with *takes deep breath* Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. Aaaand I'm spent   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Uma Thurman, Ethan Hawke, Dennis Quaid, Elle Macpherson, sports films, comedy drama, Catherine Zeta Jones, Jessica Biel  
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2012-10-18 07:36:47 AM  
2 votes:
The first thing I thought of:

My name is Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third, but you can call me Dot.

/Image is hot
//Helloooo Nurse
2012-10-18 06:07:30 AM  
2 votes:
2012-10-18 03:54:05 AM  
2 votes:

Chariset: RAAAFT-B?

Okay, awkward initials aside, that's not such a bad name, especially compared to most celebrity children names. With celebs it's usually some weird-ass first name that has nothing to do with anything, or even a first name second name combo (like Pilot Inspektor, f%$# you Jason Lee). Rosalind, on the other hand, is a perfectly normal sounding first name, albeit with a somewhat underused (but not unusual) spelling. Point is, if I was a teacher and I saw "Rosalind Thurman-Busson" on my class roster I wouldn't even blink.

The string of names in the middle is a little weird, but honestly when's the last time you had to tell anyone your full middle name(s)? All they ever want is the initial.

/I have to tell people my full middle name all the time
//They don't believe my middle initial is H
///My actual initials are THC
////Yes, mom was a hippie in the 60s, why do you ask?
2012-10-18 10:23:12 AM  
1 vote:
I'm reminded of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
2012-10-18 07:37:39 AM  
1 vote:

PhiloeBedoe: [ image 480x360]

Came for this.

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2012-10-18 07:23:11 AM  
1 vote:
So, effectively, Rosalind Thurmond-Busson.

What's wrong with that? The rest just makes her sound Catholic.
2012-10-18 06:27:46 AM  
1 vote:
So, she's got a few extra middle names that no one will never hear?

I apparently made it through high school, without the school finding out my middle name. Just the initial.
2012-10-18 04:40:24 AM  
1 vote:
Remember when celebrities gave their kids totally normal names like Moon Unit?
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